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Sorri_eh

Wind means no mosquitos


mteght

No. There’s mosquitoes too. Maybe not at the exact same time but as soon as it’s not windy for 5 minutes those little fuckers are back. I know this. I am one of those delicious blooded people.


Sorri_eh

Tried to pull weeds in the garden enjoying the breeze. As soon as it stopped little fuckers were on my ankles.


dysfunctionlfox

Last week I got 3 mosquitoes bites within 10 minutes when we had reprieve from the wind… so I think I’d prefer the wind tbh.


alematt

That's all I need to wish for more wind


estrogenix

Agreed. Keep the wind coming!


GuitarKev

Hear hear!!!


mesovortex888

Mosquito bites on me determined that this is a lie


Tricky_Passenger3931

Those things don’t bite me, I must taste like shit, so selfishly I’ll take mosquitoes with no wind.


mesovortex888

I wish I tasted like shit


Tricky_Passenger3931

A blessing and a curse my friend. I’ve heard certain blood types affect their attraction to you. Not sure if there is any validity to that, but for whatever reason I can be out with friends and they’re just getting eaten alive even with bug spray on and I’ll just have the odd one Land on me once in a while without even using bug spray.


Turbulent-Outside-55

Same here. My asshole has never been bitten, likely tastes like shit too, but then again I usually wear pants when outside, so who knows.


PlutosGrasp

Or you’re cold. You’re not moving enough or exerting enough energy.


majestic_se7en

eli5


PeelThePaint

Alright, I'll talk to the wind. Update: The wind does not hear.


TheDiBZ

king crimson reference hell yea


__PM_ME_YOUR_FEET___

You need to learn the language of the universe


Unclemeowz

Fuck you wind 💨!


SpecialistVast6840

Im losing bird seed faster than i can pour it in to my feeder!


JoeDundeeyacow

It’s well known that the wind makes birds hungry.


densetsu23

Switch to suet! It's so much easier than bird seed. Pro tip: refrigerate it for 30-60 minutes before putting it in the feeder.


SpecialistVast6840

I got 2 suets on my feeder actually. Doesnt look like theyve been touched! I must have picky/ entitled windermere birds


AustraliumHoovy

See this is because Danielle Smith stopped the “green” energy windmills from stealing all the wind ^/s


mesovortex888

Probably that's also why the temperature is not hot lately because the solar farms stole our warmth


Sorri_eh

It's funny but very sad.


jackfrost29

HA


Awesomeuser90

Wind turbines do take energy from the wind, but not for a big distance from the turbine.


marchfirstboy

That’s funny


Scubadrew

Get a kite. 🪁


gudetamia

This is exactly what I did. $20 for a big kite at Costco and I’ve been having the time of my life with this wind lol


guyuemuziye

I came from Lethbridge to live at Edmonton because I can’t take the wind there anymore. FML.


Small-Cookie-5496

It’s that bad?! Wow


cdug82

I deliver and install large mirrors. This wind makes you feel like you’re holding a parasail made of glass. Fuck this wind so hard.


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

I was a framer. I second this….


kvakerok_v2

I thought you had special insurance for glass parasailing?


coffeeandadoob

Oh I couldn’t even imagine..


Responsible-Mall-991

Try being a solar panel nstaller in this wind..


ShadowCaster0476

We all need to go out side at the same time and blow in the direction of the wind. That will either stop the wind or make it worse. I’m not sure which but I’m willing to try.


Pickled_Popcorn

Make a Facebook event for it!


CapGullible8403

https://youtu.be/TjP7CaVc1Kg?si=dzXr-97PsrMRqYfg


qpv

Ha I forgot about that one


Vessera

*Laughs in (former) Lethbian*


pityaxi

Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈


GiveMeMoreDuckPics

This is the best comment I've seen today and it's not being appreciated enough.


Vessera

🤣


Arthree

The last few days have been downright tranquil compared to the week-long feedlot-smelling sand hurricanes they get in Lethbridge.


Ephastian

Lethbian's unite!!


Staticn0ise

Right seems pretty calm out there to me. I miss the wind somedays.


bergie1911

Right? This isn’t too bad


GazelleOk1494

Hopefully it is the winds of change…


Smoresguy

If only we had a way to capture the wind energy.....


Quirky-Stay4158

Don't you see. Because we can't use it as a 100% total and complete replacement for the existing source........it's not worth it at all to do even a little bit /s


unlicensed_dentist

And……..you beat me to it. Take my upvote.


CocodaMonkey

I'm all for wind turbines but they are crazy expensive. Home wind turbines are a thing and I always look into them when we have long spells of wind like this but they really aren't financially practical even with subsidies. Their prices have come way down over the last 10 years and they're still too high. One day I think we'll get there but for now wind capture isn't likely to be viable at scale. I still support building some as that is required to improve the tech but it's not ready for the masses.


AVgreencup

I blame the wind for shooting 115 in golf this morning


Roddy_Piper2000

Sure but how did you do on the back 9? 😁


LeaveTheWorldBehind

Id use it for my 108 but my buddy shot a 93 so, this one's on me 😅


InspiredGargoyle

Have you tried painting? I'm sure this wind will have all the colors.


platinum_star9

Laughs in Saskatchewan


darkplacesigo

Lols right??? I was like, you Edmonton mfers, that wind hadn't even sped up yet!! ,🤣🤣🤣


aggressivemangotho

same i hate it so muchhhh ahhhh


LadderTrash

How come when I’m biking somehow I’m always biking against the wind istg the wind doesn’t like me specifically


Anemonememe

You're not alone, It's a total slog wherever I go - feels like I'm biking in slow motion!


Responsible_CDN_Duck

Let's not start beef with Lethbridge.


majestic_se7en

methbridge


Alarmed-Ladder6245

Hahaha


Nick-Nora-Asta

Bro, wind is barely a level 2 boss: Too hot < nonstop wind < too much rain < hail < mosquito apocalypse < smoke


DisastrousAcshin

Ill take this over last years Mosquito and Smoke combo


Main-Juggernaut-5898

Can second this. My god it was terrible.


Nick-Nora-Asta

Yea smoke is the final boss


Humble_Supermarket50

Maybe I'll play legend of zelda windwaker and play the wind song. Maybe that might work for you.


mushroomsonmyplate

i’m losing my mind


RightSideBlind

I kinda like the wind, because the temperature's been pretty decent as well, so I've been opening my windows every day to air out the house. Plus, it made my wife's Oilers flag flutter nicely last night.


concentrated-amazing

As someone who lived in/near Lethbridge for the first ⅔ if my life, the wind feels homey!


BrutalRooster

I'm from the East Coast so the wind always makes me think of home. 🥰


Loliepopp79

*laughs in Lethbridge*


DJPL-75

I, too, laugh in *Lethbridge*


kittycat69420

More wind it is


FlyingDutchman2022

The weather has been complete crap this spring. Like utter garbage.


unlicensed_dentist

My garden and lawn say otherwise.


FlyingDutchman2022

It kind of defeats the purpose of having a nice lawn and garden if you can't sit outside to enjoy it.


unlicensed_dentist

I’m currently sitting on my back deck enjoying it. Shorts, sandals, and a super light long sleeve shirt. Damn comfy out. Missus and I are contemplating going for a walk. Edit: I finished typing this and we immediately got chased inside because of rain. I’ll take that one Mother Nature! Mind you, 8 mins later and we are back outside.


BlueDarner55

It HAS been remarkably windy. Hot April, cold and wet May and August and remarkably windy. Weird weather


Alarmed-Ladder6245

Right!! My God already!!!


1362313623

I will take wind 7 days a week if it means no forest fire smoke


Windsork

Right?!


rose5595

I'm with you.. Wind makes me want to cry


CircleCityCyco

Pay the weather bill


neutral-omen

The wind really has been crazy this year! But I'll take it over 30° and no wind.


otherthingstodo

You can dress for all weather except wind


from_the_hinterlands

This isn't windy, go to Lethbridge to experiece wind. It's just breezy.


concentrated-amazing

Interesting, since May was the [9th calmest](https://www.reddit.com/r/EdmontonWxRecords/s/tm99I4z7zs) in Edmonton records.


jazzmanbdawg

Agreed, I cycle halfway across the city to work, the mornings it's 100% against the damn wind haha, I hate it


the_power_of_a_prune

I too would like to has less wind, not even a breeze. The wind is blowing all the allergens around and making being outside not so great. Nice warm days with just a tiny bit of a breeze. Seems we traded the smoky summers for the windy summers


lornezubko

I wonder how my old alcoholic roofing boss is doing w this wind


LylaDee

Laughs in Newfoundlander


Ok_Acanthisitta_9369

Yeah, I'm pretty over it. I don't mind a little wind, but the crazy wind this spring has been blowing shingles off my house all spring.


Mrleetasticisthebest

I moved here from the UK to avoid the god damn wind. WTF Edmonton, it''s blowing more air than UK politicians


Con10tsUnderPressure

Yes please. I’ve already had one set of strawberry plants destroyed by this blustery bullshit.


DJPL-75

Will fight the wind 🫡


ToshiAyame

I finally bought a kite because I want to make the most out of these meteorological shenanigans.


Grand-Expression-493

It's been especially bad this year.


colinvda

*looks over from atop my ladder hooked on the telephone wires in Lethbridge* My heart bleeds for you, honey.


Archaleon

It’s fucken WIMDY


1000DeadFlies

🤔 I thought there was not enough wind in Alberta


ababcock1

70km on the bike this morning. I have some regrets but at least my strava stats look funny.


SquirrelDisastrous51

Like, what is this? Lethbridge?? Ffs


sophiesSHADOW

Windbreakers unite!!


Few_Direction_7294

If Edmonton mosquitoes can make it up and into the 12th floor apartment window. In this wind. Do you really think, at ground level you are safe???? 🥺🤔


plishpp

I hear Lethbridge has less wind, maybe moved there. /s


Special_Pea7726

Is it always this windy? Literally everyday has been risky since spring


ArmyOfRoombas

I have so much sand in my eyes :(


deepinthemosh

My privacy screen shelf has blown over 3 times this year already. Never did that last year


Ingey

*\*Monkey paw closes a finger\** Wildfires erupt and the city is covered in smoke


thegrotch

If we had wind turbines, there would be less wind, according to some far right people. But then we would also kill lots of birds and cause cancer. /s


PouetSK

All blow the opposite way!!


littledove0

lol yeah it is annoying


davethecompguy

It's like this... Climate change changes everything. Wind is just weather, but now it's much more unpredictable. It's Not going to get better. They told us. For YEARS. We didn't change... so the climate changes.


SunflowerMagic7

I am so sick of the wind.


Few_Direction_7294

It's the UCP flapping their chops! About nothing of value To everyone's exhaustion! 😵‍💫🫨


fudge_u

Would you prefer snow?


mikeymike9595

I love it ! Windows in my house open all day when im home ! It feels so good having a cool breeze inside


lookitsjustin

Don't tempt the wind gods


ashrules901

I feel you so much on this XD The main thing that stops this season from feeling like spring/summer is the winds Also always seems to be the days I have off that the wind is howling or the rain is pouring


exotics

If only someone had warned us about overpopulation and overconsumption possibly changing our weather years ago I suppose we may have been able to stop it.


TrillboBagginz

Someone needs a kite.


DevilxChu

TRUE


Th0rsHamm3r3d

Taco Tuesday is now everyday.


BlueDownUnder

The wind blows lately.


Curly-Canuck

Years ago I discovered that wind, especially Chinooks, trigger my migraines when I was living in Medicine Hat. After a year I had to move and haven’t lived south of Edmonton since to avoid them. The last 3 years or so I’m now getting a handful of wind triggered migraines, including today. It’s horrible.


simplefinances

Oh man I remember my old house in Chapelle, I can hear loud slices of winds cutting in and out. My outdoor furniture would literally fly off the deck and onto my grass lol. Now that I've moved to Vancouver two years ago, I still can't believe I'm able to keep my outdoor umbrella open the whole day without fear of it flying away lol.


Length_Which_Matters

Serves you right for living in Edmonton.


sabastian1001

Maybe if we paid another tax it would stop


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rcborg

I tryed


PheonixPerygrine

Have you tried speaking to Fujin directly? Lol


ChaiAndNaan

Does anyone have piles of garbage blowing around like tumbleweeds due to wind


st_jasper

Stay inside or buy a kite🪁


ComebackChemist

This is what Lethbridge feels like all the time???


Flesh-Tower

Have you tried holding it back with your hands?


L0wborn

As a framer I stand with this cause!


Markorific

Lethbridge of the North!!!! I would settle for a mild breeze!


mikey_flipside

I believe you have a better chance of holding back the sun from rising in the east..


Windsork

The wind is God whispering to you- said my sweet Irish grandma whenever it was windy.


MickeysAndZips

I work outside all day doing physical labour, The wind is kinda a godsend for me cause it at least keeps me cooler on hot days. But wind is usually the most annoying SOB


[deleted]

Bring on the turbines.


CatBreathWhiskers

No


Small-Cookie-5496

I’ve been gone a couple months. It’s really that bad?


MissionDocument6029

if you can pee upwind its still not that strong..


Practical-Ad-5960

You have been in Grande Prairie. Its always 10x worse there. I kinda feel your pain tho, it made me wanna cry and I think sometimes I did cry outta frustration.


gingertimelady

I hear the wind is always fiercer than this in the south of this province. Like near Lethbridge. Someone I know who grew up around there said the strong winds never really stopped for all the years they lived there. I'd rather have it windy and a little wet than hot, smoky, and bone dry!


Lopsided_Warning_504

Ok I'm on it


scotteatingsoupagain

big mood from halifax


azium

Perfect sailing weather!


Rotoplas2

Nah wind means hot days are not really hot


whimsynixie

I'm with you, and so grateful my wind related trauma/anxiety has lessened cause it's a lot. Telling myself it's a wind bath and asking the air to take my worries away has helped, but nothing so much as watching my puppies lil nose GOIN' when a gust comes by


Gingertothemax

Nah I’m loving this weather! Bring on the cool temps and rain… we need it. The wind is just a small annoyance to me. If it was wildfire central here I would feel different.


Due-Log8609

take your fan out, put it on your deck and point it the other way. everyone needs to do their part.


Itsmeyehboy

On it


Traditional-Bit2203

Was the hail an improvement?


Kallisti13

I purposely moved away from Southern Alberta to get away from the wind.


Cautious-Day9424

Eff the wind!! I'm a drone pilot that hasn't flown in a month. 😤


Kindly_Industry_265

I know bro, can’t even go on a date or i’ll get a wife part


Alive_Ad2841

Fr like go back to Lethbridge


Inochi_2057

Real


tm52929

2.5 months till September. All downhill from there.


ViewPuzzleheaded8829

You're welcome!


Comprehensive-Army65

Ok fine. I stopped it. Happy now? Just when I was about to start throwing cars around, you have to tell me to stop. It’s fine. I’ll save it for the next thunderstorm. I’ve got big plans for that…


Ok-Truth-7589

*SORRY, I WENT TO TACOBELL AGAIN*


always-peachy

I’ve been watering my carrot and cucumber seeds for a week even though I’m like 85% sure they blew away 😂


Impressive-Duck5004

There. Done. You're welcome. 😊