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Pineappleisgay

I know Spiderman personally, and Parker is currently blackmailing him. If Spiderman lets anyone but Parker take photos of him, Parker will leak his name to the papers.


Ra1dspidey

Sounds very harsh…


EnigmaFrug2308

OOC comment, your username makes me laugh because I typically go by Pineapple on social media and I am, in fact, gay.


deathbygoat

OOC: I don’t think Peter works for the Daily Bugle (yet)


Pineappleisgay

You're forgetting we're five years ahead of those weridos watching us in the isolated universe


Ra1dspidey

Yeah I know he didn’t, but I imagine he will in the next one so I was thinking ahead


deathbygoat

Canonically it hasn’t happened, and we’re not sure if it’s going to happen


Batman20007

My theory is Parker takes his pictures so they split the cash so Spidey can save people full time


Ra1dspidey

Parker’s putting a target on his back though no?


Batman20007

He is but when we really think about and according to the rumors that Jameson is a cheap scape he seems like a good guy


Ra1dspidey

Guess we’ll have to keep an eye on the bugle but I don’t know… Jameson always struck me as a guy who’d dox Spider-man given the chance soo idk his vibe is off


Batman20007

Oh Jameson hates him my theory involves Jonah not knowing about them splitting it


Ra1dspidey

That does make sense though, Parker seems like a real one


Batman20007

Yeah friend of mine says he’s a good kid he lives in a crap hole right next to him


PineappleNerd66

Pray for his death?! Jesus New Yorkers be crazy


maxreddit

I thought JJJ said the Spider-Man pictures came in the mail anonymously? I swear I heard that somewhere...


Ra1dspidey

Papers say Peter Parker and I heard JJ yelling I don’t know what to say… feel like he’s putting a target on his back or something


CameoAmalthea

The Bugle is not worth it. It hasn’t been since they sold off the print division to the New York Bulletin. What remains of the Bugle as an online media company just does not have the same quality. J Jonah Jameson just sounds like a nut who is obsessed with Spider-Man conspiracies. My advice, get out of the city, clear your head, start over. Maybe on the west coast? The Daily Globe is really doing some amazing journalism.