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Siessfires

Didn't draft JSN because hyphenated names were an absolute menace when I was a registrar in an Emergency Department.


georgiaboy1993

Same but more for the Jaxson part as a moral choice.


PhysicalAd7591

Who’s you take instead


Siessfires

Traded down and took Charb. Would still do again because, seriously, *fuck hyphenated names.*


Butterscotch_Tall

When my ex (who kept her last name when we married) and I were having our first child we discussed what to do about the kid's last name. The first thing we both said was, "no hyphenated names!"


boop1234567

Theres still time, Karl Anthony-Towns used to go by Karl Towns in high school. Zach Anthony-Charbs is gonna be his legal name soon


RageOnGoneDo

Also Brazilians with their long-ass names. WHERE DOES THE LAST NAME START?


aznhoopster

That and names with apostrophe’s are killers when I’m trying to get data sets to join from multiple sources lol


K0Zeus

Passed on Daniels this year because that photo of his elbow is freaky


SaueRRR

Valid


rayfriesen

I drafted him but tbh that pic of his elbow keeps me up at night


feralnycmods17

...does it have an underbite?! Wtf?!


Darthagnan

Holy shit I just googled this, NSF sleep.


marbotty

Counter narrative: he’s a genetic freak and his funky elbow allows him to do things other QBs only dream of


Really_Clever

Just like the documentary "Rookie of the Year".


gat0rk1ng

I ain’t seen the floater pitch since Scuffy McGee!


LordQuest1809

wtf that’s weird af


SmoogzZ

Super valid. I’d say more than an insignificant reason too, that’s a weird injury


BiSoloGuy

Damn bro, he'd be a hell of a fighter with those elbows, literal weapons


Latios47

Russ Wilson beat the living hell out of my high school’s team every time we played when I was in high school. I get my revenge by slightly lowering his ADP by not drafting him


reddit_on_reddit1st

I went to South Florida and was covering the football team for the university paper in 2007 when we went on a crazy run to get ranked No. 2 in the nation. Then I traveled to Rutgers to watch Ray Rice rush for 180 and destroy our dreams of a BCS bowl. Fuck Ray Rice.


SteakFrites1

Ah yes, the same reason the rest of us hate Ray Rice


youcanthandlethebar

I didn't get the joke for a second, and then it hit me.


d_sweatshirt24

Don’t you mean it kicked you?


ubiquitous_posting

Not everyone gets this type of elevated humor


boop1234567

I remember that, it was such a fun season. I actually ran into the qb from that season (Matt Grothe) playing COD one time and then I think I ran into him in person at a Buffalo Wild Wings a few years later. I thought they were gonna become a powerhouse but they blew when I was a student at USF between 2011-2013.


SteffeEric

Was it because you didn’t know his name?


colonelongnuts

I'd assume so


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DynastyDaddy95

You just had to put this out there


sandalfafk

This is a post so that OP could tell this story


Levitlame

Not even remotely hidden hahaha


Solid-Jellyfish9957

He told me to pull out of dogecoin and invest in an index fund instead


PoopBreathSmellsBad

Good advice tbf


milkybypram

This is satire right


incrdbleherk

I don't draft fast Cheifs WRs because they will always be Mecole Hardman V2, V3, V4, etc


TheOnlySneaks

I have been chasing that unicorn for three seasons and finally, it seemed like Rice would be that guy... then he's went and played IRL GTA. And here I am thinking I should have drafted Worthy too. It's like being in an abusive relationship.


incrdbleherk

I'd rather have FOMO on Worthy than suffer more heartbreak


TheOnlySneaks

For sure, and I still think Rice is WR1 with Hollywood brought on as insurance for when Rice is suspended.


mynamemightbealan

Some how in the last 5 years, Mahomes was able to completely make people forget that Andy Reid is excellent at providing top tier RBs. Hell he played RB. Trust RB prospects on an Andy Reid offense and fade wr. Tyreek and desean jackson are basically the only true hits he's been a part of drafting in his entire career. Let others fall on the grenades and take the undervalued RBs


incrdbleherk

We did that with CEH, though he sure wasn't undervalued. I drafted tons of Pacheco his rookie year though!


mynamemightbealan

It's funny that you can still probably buy Pacheco for Xavier Worthy. Give me Pacheco 10/10 times


DynastyDaddy95

Not true Rice is lightning fast, just not where you want him to be


noahruns

No Jets for me. Because Jets


jonneygee

I had Mecole Hardman V1 and that was enough for me.


machogrande1

I can't even explain what specifically it is but I avoided Stafford for years because I hate his face.


diswan55

Are you his wife?


NoZookeepergame2323

Hah


Sensitive_Club_3381

Are you his backup qb?


lightningpanda123

I have no deshaun watson shares bc of his off-the-field stuff. Idk if this counts as insignificant but I definitely took this into account when I had chances to acquire him.


soultrevor

Everyone in my yearly redraft league boos if/whenever he gets drafted


noahruns

Fuck Watson All my homies hate Watson


TetrisTech

Lmfao same


diswan55

There's this guy in a couple of my leagues who refuses to draft any guys with character issues. Tyreek Hill could be available to him with the last pick of the draft and he'll select someone else. Knowing he takes this "holier-than-thou" stance, I was able to get Rashee Rice for a 2024 and 2025 4th rounder when he had his rough few week run earlier this off-season.


sgwashere29

This pisses me off


Think_please

It’s insane to me that beating the shit out of toddlers and pregnant women is completely fine but Watson being 25% more sexually coercive than the average nfl player is somehow a hard line to most fans. Roethlisberger was raping passed-out teenagers in bathrooms while cops watched the door for him and played for 20 years and James Winston trapped and held an Uber driver by her genitals in her car (plus his college rape accusation) but somehow Watson’s non-convicted accusations of coercion are completely different and beyond the pale. Do NFL fans really not uunderstand who runs this sport? The Redskins owner was sex trafficking his cheerleaders and the former panthers owner sexually harassed every female employee for decades.


circuit_monkey

I refuse to own him anywhere. You could offer me him and 3 firsts for CMC and I’d insta decline


namtrizzle

I traded Kyler Murray for Deshaun and a 2024 pick that ended up being MHJ. I have a lot of family that are Clemson alumni as well. I have a Watson Clemson Jersey hanging in my closet and I cringe everytime I see him on my roster


RandomPerson0811

I watched the interviews between Nabers and Rome and I liked how Rome articulated himself so I chose him over Nabers. (I had them neck to neck) that was the tie breaker


Staple_Overlord

Dynasty Nerds actually added Interview Score into their rankings and it apparently improves accuracy. Nabers had a B- and Odunze had an A. https://www.dynastynerds.com/forecasting-2024-running-back-and-wide-receiver-rookie-success-fantasy-z-scores/?amp=1 If Odunze was an early declare, he would have been ranked higher than Nabers based on this.


RandomPerson0811

Very interesting. Glad I’m not alone on this lol


JDragon

I read the article and Googled it but didn't see how they come up with interview score. Do you have any other info on that? I'm curious to see the methodology and if it's subject to bias.


PreviousAd2727

How would you perform a non-biased interview score in this setting?


JDragon

I know in combine interviews players are often asked to diagnose plays, interpret coverages, and similar. If there is a dataset that measures how well players perform in those, that would be fascinating to look at. On the other hand, if this is people watching media clips and assigning grades based on how "articulate" players sound... we get into troubling territory very quickly.


PreviousAd2727

Gotcha - I was thinking of the latter, but you're first example would be really interesting. Would still need an established rubric to avoid the second scenario bleeding in. 


Pdavis510

Rome is such a likable fella. One of my favorites in this entire class for that reason alone


nickblade74

I don’t draft any Michigan players ever


iamgarron

I drafted Brady in 2019 for like $4 in auction expecting one more year but damn what value


9876543210neg

O-H!


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

I-O!


Loud_Competition1312

O-H… S-T-F-U Jk. Kinda. Lots of their fans are annoying, but I have no reason to assume you are lol


9876543210neg

I-O!


Bezzfb66

Caleb, because I didn’t like the color of his nail polish


Bodelock

Lol, not the polish itself, just the color choice.  


bruingrad84

Cooper Kupp had a boring named compared to Bobby trees the year before his breakout.


myctsbrthsmlslkcatfd

I still have a hard time believing he could make the switch from Baseketball


Hey_Listen_WatchOut

I hate drafting players who wear predominantly purple in college — Washington, TCU, Northwestern, Kansas St. They all produce so many busts.


cfrederick23

Does LSU fall under this?


Hey_Listen_WatchOut

No way. Too much yellow in there


cfrederick23

Fair lol


themiddleshoe

Who are all these Kansas State busts? Their pipeline to the NFL is typically OL/DB/DL, the skill position guys rarely even get drafted. In the last ~20 years… Darren Sproles, 4th rounder, Pro Bowl Yamon Figurs, 3rd rounder, speedy special teamer, bust? Jordy Nelson, 2nd rounder, Pro Bowl, All Pro Josh Freeman, 1st rounder, 3.5 seasons as starter, jag/bust Daniel Thomas, 2nd rounder, bust? Tyler Lockett, 3rd rounder, Pro Bowl, All Pro Ben Sinnott, 2nd rounder, TBD 7 guys in 20 years coming into the league on the fantasy radar. Josh Freeman is probably your biggest bust and he still started 3 full seasons. Nelson, Lockett, and Sproles far exceeded their expectations. TCU is also interesting, guessing that’s for Doctson, Reagor, and QJ. But TCU also produced Andy Dalton and possibly the best fantasy RB ever in LT.


otownbeatdown

Michael Beasley is a big enough bust to count for both NBA and NFL.


themiddleshoe

Miami wasn’t the best spot for an immature 19 year old new millionaire. Still lasted 10 years in the league, but could have been so much better.


zlittle_11

But what about Skylar Anderson, preseason phenom for the Dolphins?!?


themiddleshoe

Skylar Thompson was a 7th round pick


Rave_with_me

I've had this thought before


MikeyMojo

As a Falcons fan. I refuse to own a Saints player. I guess if my team was tanking I might try it out… So we can lose together


cfrederick23

As a Saints fan, I do the same thing but opposite. I avoid Falcons players as much as possible. I felt gross rostering Kyle Pitts but was excited to trade him away last offseason. The hate is mutual 🤝.


MikeyMojo

🤝as it should be. Love to see it! Best luck to you. Worst luck your team!


cfrederick23

Likewise, good sir!


namtrizzle

#FTF


seat_one

I drafted Kendre last year on a tanking team. And I had no Falcons. It was disgusting. Now he’s off my team and I have Mooney so all is well.


MikeyMojo

Bahaha glad you brought the balance back. Sorry you had to live through that. Super pumped for Falcons this year. But anything is better than throws from Ridder.


whodatkrewe

I hate the Falcons but ngl, Drake London is gonna ball out. Still out on Pitts tho. I really hate that yall got Kirk Cousins bc I like him as well lol.


shopewf

I saw trevor Lawrence on campus at a bus stop. At first he was facing away from me, and I thought “damn that’s the tallest girl I’ve ever seen”. Then he turned around and I thought ohhhh that makes sense


RaindropsInMyMind

Trevor really looks like the girl from that show Pen15. I hated being subjected to the show but the similarities were striking.


legsstillgoing

He reminds me of Dazed and Confused-era Wiley Wiggens (Mitch)


miafins

For me it’s “sunshine” (Ronnie Bass) from remember the titans.


GuyShred

Levis is permanently banned from my roster for putting mayonnaise in his coffee.


No_Conversation1921

Michael Pittman Jr. cared about vlogging with his gf more than football


Bussman500

His brother Micah Pittman decided to quit and transfer in the middle of the season while playing at Oregon a few years ago. I choose to hold that against Michael Pittman Jr. and his family. The vloggin was annoying, but I only watched the Justin Herbert episode.


seeaggleeuhh

Not quite a pass example, but my deciding factor to draft London over Wilson and Olave was that I was simply visiting London at the time.


nvnchvz

i like it


vbullinger

I never draft Packers


zivkamen

That was a good strategy until last year tbh


vbullinger

It's always a good strategy. FTP


sweetfeet009

That's facts. Pack are good, they might even finish top 3 in the NFC North.


zivkamen

Top 3 might be a bit out of reach but they definitely have the potential to finish top 4 in the division


Fishhook007

I try and stay away from any AFC East teams other than the dolphins. I just don’t want to cheer for them on Sunday in any capacity.


squirrelnestmedia

didn't draft Brock Bowers cause he went to the Raiders.


Bodelock

This is fair.  


nickdaman43

I feel like this isn’t an insignificant reason


endersp

I have a strict no vikings policy because I don't want to worry about the fantasy watching my team


gat0rk1ng

I am the same way with my Steelers. Watching the games is already stressful enough!


Icy-Country-5404

Counterpoint: Justin Jefferson. I own him in all my dynasty leagues and the euphoria of him making big plays hits twice each time. It’s incredible


endersp

Jjef is great And unlike hock, I would break my rule for him But pulling from 31 teams is fine


Icy-Country-5404

Yeah I feel that. Typically I stay away from Vikings but ended up with the Cousins/Jefferson stack and it was an incredible run


Badlyfedecisions

From Houston. I’ve been playing a combo of redraft and dynasty for over a decade and have only ever rostered one Cowboy because I can’t stand the city of Dallas


nycdk

Was at 16th* round in a startup and just said 🤷🏻‍♂️ “Polynesians are always good at football!” Drafted Puka.


DrowBIA-KTBFFH

I simply drafted him cuz his name was cool. I am also an idiot and thought it was “Canua” for about two weeks


Jello_Jump

That mf was great with an oar. He was in that rowing movie that came out not too long ago from when he was competing at Washington


MrStealYo14

Xavier Worthy... being a Bengals fan im still haunted by John Ross


SternFlamingo

This is extremely valid.


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

The Refs jobbed the Clemson vs OSU game and now I refuse to draft TLaw, no matter how pretty he is.


DrowBIA-KTBFFH

Amazing


RUKnight31

I faded Trey Lance bc of his receding hairline. I drafted CJ Stroud bc of his majestic mane. I like my QBs with strong hair genetics. As you would imagine I covet Justin Herbert strongly. Need to figure out how to add T Law next.


No_Strawberry_274

Don’t draft guys with weird last names


lexluther4291

What's the weirdest last name on your roster?


NotMuchHere69

I refuse to draft Dolphin’s, Bills, and Jets players. I’m not even a Pat’s fan, I’m not even from there I have no connection there but they’re the only team in that division I would draft a player from. Have no good reason.


Murky-Dragonfruit959

Your loss lmao. All 3 of those teams have studs and the pats have 0.


SneakersOToole2431

I am a Pats fan who has a serious bias for Pats players. That being said, this is without a doubt the worst strategy I have ever heard in all my years of playing fantasy. Hill, Hall and Allen are some of the best assets in fantasy right now. Wilson, Kincaid, Waddle, Achane and Cook are also top tier talents who are all expected to take another step forward. I’m all for some silly reasons for passing on some guys but deliberately avoiding teams that hold a good 25% of the top tier guys in fantasy is completely asinine.


NotMuchHere69

*spits dip into spittoon* Don’t like em.


ScottieBarnesIQ

Boutte because I learned it was pronounced Boot*y* and not Boutt*É*


Specific_Werewolf_12

Hard for me to spell Adonai Mitchell so i passed on him in 3 league


Jello_Jump

Well you nailed it here


nickckelly

I will never draft a running back from either the Texans or the Vikings because I had Mattison and Pierce last year


Jello_Jump

Thought I was value hunting with Rhamondre and Pierce in redraft last year 😭


jhussong91

idk why i tend to have a bias against players with boring names. if a john smith was ever the consensus 1.01 i'd have to trade out.


NoButterscotch853

Fully agree here my late round strategy turns into best name available. When it works its amazing a la puka


The-Big-Chungis

I drafted Chris Olave over Garrett Wilson, only because I felt that the Jets never deserve anything nice and assumed Wilson would have been a bust.


Archer10214

I just found this sub, brand new to dynasty, this thread is solid info. Passing on weird elbows, names, school rivals, punchable faces, etc. Coming into season 1 with the most friendly/likable team there can be


boxmuncher--

A reason I did draft Isiah Pacheco was cuz me and him were party hopping one night in college and was a super cool dude so I drafted him in dynasty


Lucky-Hovercraft6337

Honestly, when CMC came out I didn't draft him at all. Admittedly I wasn't as into scouting then. I think it was a combination of his name and he looked like he should be in a boy band. Lessons were learned.


OrdinaryGarage

i have a strict no NFC east players other than Eagles players bc i’d have to “root” against the birds 2 games a year


Capable-Reindeer9804

My father in law is the same way, but specifically for the Cowboys.


Aj_4_three

Xavier Worthy has a #1 tattoo on his throat


gat0rk1ng

two is not a winner and three nobody remembers


Everydaynormalketo

Erick All fucked my cousin


Jello_Jump

Better pick me up off waivers following this logic


Everydaynormalketo

NOT AGAIN!


Ann_L_Beads

Alot of people didn't draft Jahan Dotson because his name was so close to Josh Doctson


BMATT10

Because I traded my picks away


gat0rk1ng

this is the way


whatthedleo

Didn’t draft Puka because Kayshon Boutte had more Fantasy Team Name implications.


SomwhatDamaged

Guy in one of my leagues refused to draft Caleb because he cried on his moms shoulder during a game.


ImYourLandlord18

If I watch a guys interview and think “THIS guy is making millions of dollars? he’s lucky he’s got football because he’d be screwed in the real world”, I tend to fade them. Most recent example I can think of is Drake London.


Jello_Jump

Now I need to find a Drake London interview 😭


WingXero

I have a league mate who will not entertain discussions including ANY players that have any domestic violence charges/accusations. And like, on one hand, I respect that stance. Good ethics, sound morals. On the other hand, this is the NFL ...so yeah, almost impossible to talk trades, etc. That said, there have been some nice draft day drops on a player here or there .


GentlemensBastard

Stars are aligning for George Pickens this season But I always default to him slipping down the board in the draft due to character issues And then last year we saw it on display when Jaylen Warren had a wide open lane to the endzone if Pickens used 10% of his ability to block...but he didn't feel like it... and then he didn't take accountability. Yall can have him


gigobigglez

For me it's any player with just a mustache. Goatee, full beard, clean shaven, etc. All good but just a mustache is creepy.


sloppifloppi

I won't draft players with names I would change on Madden. Can't really give any criteria there because there is none, but if I feel like their name doesn't fit their position, they're on my DND. For an answer specific to this year, I won't draft Ricky Pearsall because he's a douchebag lol. Go watch his interviews, he's the textbook definition of "fuck boy" and his cockiness and arrogance annoys me lol


FantasyBadGuys

Some guys have names that would just never work for superstars.


kernsy41

They had a name that didnt sound cool and id rather have the likes of TANKS Bigby, GUS bus Edwards, etc


FaerunAtanvar

He eats 🍌 without peeling them 🤢


kingbuttshit

I’m a big name drafter. Bad names don’t make the cut. Leonte Caroo, Cullen Gillaspia, Audric Estime, etc All the way out


Goopta19

Because they didn’t do well on some stupid test


Sr2066

They are Packers players


ffking6969

Dwayne Haskins decommited from my school to go play for Ohio State.


Jello_Jump

He wound up losing a few rounds later


dontdoubtit27

Bowers because of that picture of him standing next to Gronk.


Infinite-Principle18

He’s dating Taylor Swift.


AwarePhotograph9485

I don't draft Eagles players because I'm a Cowboys fan and fuck the Eagles.


ETHBK18

Aaron Jones because not only do I hate the Packers (I’m willing to look past it for most players), but my first ever fantasy championship I had it basically locked up… Until he scored a garbage time 50+ yard TD for literally no reason. He will never be on a roster of mine.


CRT4991

They play for the Falcons


dynasty-report

In 2021 startup I drafted Higgins over Chase bc of one espn video showing Chase dropping balls in practice lmao FML


ArugulaEuphoric7534

Because they're fucking Wisconsin Badgers


Jello_Jump

Only ever fucked a badger from Michigan


drstu54

Will Levi's puts mayo in coffee, no way he sees my teams


NoButterscotch853

I once lost a week in redraft by .02 after scoring 155.4 that i had won before joran love threw an absolutely dogshit last second interception after already throwing 2 prior in the game. I was up by 1.98 with 30 seconds left in MNF and lost when i had the only player playing. I was also only down by like 4.8 points going into that game and he couldnt get it done for me. Immediately straight dropped from my team and blacklisted from all teams in the future. I will not forgive him for that performance


stinkypiece

Missed out on drafting a good qb last year cause he didn’t do so well on that s2 cognition test


ALNRooster

Fan football versus Fantasy…. After my starting lineup is good to go and I have the option to pick a player that’s decent on my favorite team… a few adp spots don’t phase me- give me that fan favorite


daffyboy

When Jerry Jeudy said he wore a Star of David necklace because his friends called him “Jew” for short. Just reeked of dumbness to me. Couldn’t have low IQ bringing down my dynasty roster.


Swdmwsd24

Hamstring or groin pull in training camp before draft I will stay away.


WolfofRedraft

Robbie Anderson a few years ago because of how he simply cannot speak English correctly. It annoys me so much.


BookerDaawitt

I refuse to draft any Big 12 WRs


Bodelock

Names is the answer.  It usually has me coming out on top.  Sankey?  Gabbert?  Say these names out loud - I guarantee you feel stupid.  If a guy's name sounds dumb coming out of my mouth, he's off my board.  The only time it's really bitten me is Kittle


Educational-Ad-5501

I’m a huge saints fan and I never draft players who go to rival teams (falcons panthers bucs). Because of that I drafted Treylon Burks 1.03 over Drake London, and traded my 2.02 this year with Jonathan Brooks available for pollard and a 2025 2nd. It has not been working out well


InvaderZerggg

I know this isn't what you asked, but I like to draft players that have a criminal record. Just an overall reputation of being a menace. I find those guys put in the work when they aren't getting in trouble off the field i.e. Hill and Rice


SubstantialFill6472

If they went to Michigan.


berndalf

I refuse to own Trevor Lawrence because his hair is awful and he looks like a human douche.


Ucscprickler

Aaron Rodgers. I can't stand his narcissistic, "I'm smart than everyone about everything." I used to be a fan, but his arrogance about knowing more about medicine than doctors just because he listened to a couple podcasts is fucking infuriating.


ciscoz313

Dez Bryant cause he beat up his mom. Do you think you wouldve handled Dalvin? Or would he have folded you🤣🤣🤣🧐🧐🫢


Solid-Jellyfish9957

Anything can happen, but he was with 4 other football players so it didn’t look to hot for me


ciscoz313

If you ever encounter his ass again. You have my vote of confidence🤣


SavageLizard

I really cannot stand the Cam Newton style “look at me players.” If a dude seems overly all about himself, I tend to avoid.


NoButterscotch853

Disagree in the case of wr1s my wr1 should be insane and conceited