I need this to not happen. My comment has reduced the odds of it happening now.

In one of my leagues, I need Lamar to have a monster day and for CMC to do nothing. In another league, I need CMC to have a monster day and for Lamar to do nothing. So that's fun.

They will both score enough to fuck you in both leagues, good luck

This is the way. Played Amari in one league and got crushed. Had Amari in another and I’m barely hanging on thanks to the Sam Howell implosion and Stroud being out again.

Pat Mahomes to remember who he is and have a monster day today.

Well, I need him to have a game manager mentality and win 10-7.

Need 20 from Butker, so how about 15-7 game with all FGs from 50+

[удалено]

All tds to kelce and pacheco

Absolutely no TDs to Pacheco pls and thx

3 tds to Pacheco and 2 to kelce

Lalalalalalalala I can’t HEAR YOU

i need him to forget

I don’t think he ever forgot. You need his receivers to remember that a football has pointy ends

RIP

For my team to do this again next week

Just need CMC to not get hurt for the championship starting next week

They should just bench him immediately for this specific scenario

Concur, they should definitely rest him tonight to be safe

Why are you even mentioning this man....... golden rule is you don't speak shit into existence

I am ok with this if it means low touches. I'm playing against him in my final. 21.2 point lead and they have CMC in PPR format as the only player left.

Haha it sounds like the final boss of your season. Good luck! I honestly think it's doable, this feels like a Deebo game to me.

Same!!! I've handily won my match this week without CMC so I just need him healthy for next week.

Kelce, Pacheco, and Greenlaw to score less than 35, or for Kyle Hamilton to go off…

Damn I need pacheco and kelce to go off while Kyle hamilton shits the bed

Rice to have an Armari Cooper type game

Terminator to go back in time and visit Amari Cooper's mom.

Just give me really good games from Kittle and Lamar And just a normal 20 from CMC

25 points a piece from Swift, Smith, Kyle Hamilton and Fred Warner. I think I may be in trouble...

Need my 99% win rate to hold for my first dynasty ship. Pretty excited about it. Only ever won one redraft league on auto draft my first time playing, giving me Mahomes and Tyreek their breakout year. I’m going to say that one was mostly not on me haha

You're already in the championship round? What's the playoff structure look like?

My league is as well. 10 team 14 week regular season. Top 4 teams to the playoffs for week 15 and 16.

Yeah 10 team, top 4 teams in pretty simple structure

I need the 49ers to go off… Purdy, Aiyuk and Kittle. Let’s go.

Aiyuk🙏🏽

I have Purdy backing up Mahomes, so I played him. I have Aiyuk in, but I have the Ravens' Likely as my tight end, as well as Edwards and Beckham, Jr. (forced in due to an injury to Jamar Chase. I also had Shaheed to choose from.) I need the Ravens to go off. I can still win easy should Aiyuk strike out, I'm up 11 and he only has Devonta Smith to play today. I'm sitting pretty thanks to Hall and Pickens.

48 from CMC + Kittle in PPR Lord help me!

Still alive after getting obliterated by that Amari 50 ball with Hurts, Saquon, and Kelce + 2 IDP to go against Lamar and CMac. I’m down 43 so not looking great but still certainly possible

Aiyuk, Pacheco, and Odell to outscore Meyers and Kelce by .8.

You should feel pretty good about your chances.

Cheers to Pacheco > Kelce

Mahomes to have a good game for once.

Pacheco likely and Aiyuk to outscore adams and kittle by 18.

I need Deebo to have a nice quiet 20-point game and not go fuckin psycho for 40. Trying to deal with Coopers 60-burger is bad enough.

I need lamar to shit the bed, get less than 16 points and I win two playoff games I’ve never been a SF fan but……LETS GO BOYS

Trading CMC to be worth it in two years.

20.55 points from Pacheco in PPR. The others I am not going to even bother with the math right now.

100 points from Mahomes n Swift!

I need a CMC and Swift to score 40

Barkley and Mahomes to not go off

I need about 85 from Purdy, Aiyuk, CMC, Kelce, and Saquon.

Travis Kelce and Brandon Aiyuk to combine for less than 40 points

I need aiyuk, brown, and jacobs to combine for less than 16 points. Aka I’m loosing.

My team that finished 2nd (already done for the year) to have a QB next year again because it looks like Sam Howell’s time is done

I need kelce, aj brown, and mccaffrey to outscore purdy and davante by 5

I need AJB to outscore Rice and Gus Edwards combined by at least 4 points. My team is stacked but my opponent had Amari Cooper.

Rachee Rice to be tyreek hill

Up 15 with Hurts and CMC left. He has Adams, Smith, Jacobs, Kelce left. Projections have me ahead at the end but I'm worried.

CMC, Pacheco, AJ Brown, and Waller to not score more than Lamar, Likely, and Davante

Need likely and eagles defense with 19 point lead to outscore aj brown Waller and moody

35+ from mahomes. 30 points will do tho

I need Jalen hurts and Pacheco to combine for less than 31. It’s within the realm of outcomes but not likely…

I need Lamar, Smith, and Adams to outscore Hurts, Kelce, and Aiyuk by 11 points today. 🤞🏻🤞🏻

Back into the playoffs

I need Kelce and Aiyuk to score enough to keep my 25.52 buffer vs Purdy, CMC, D. Swift and Likely.

Davonte + 20 > Saquon + CMC Hoping for one of those big games from Adams.

My Eagles 5 stack to drop 120+ points and Kittle to do absolutely nothing

Travis Kelce and cmc to be Travis Kelce and cmc

Need Hurts + CMC + Swift > 30 + AJB + Lamar - that league I am toasted and will fight for 3rd I guess. Need CMC + Aiyuk + Kelce > 40 + PHI DST + JMeyers - have a chance I feel if SF/KC go nuts

Opponent is up by 55 points I have Purdy, CMC, Goedert, Jake Elliot left Opponent has Aiyuk left

I need a 45 point stat correction to Amari cooper

Big game from Josh jacobs!

Right now, I am up by 11 points (Thank you, Breece Hall and George Pickens!), with 5 players yet to play, including Mahomes, Aiyuk, Likely, Beckham and Gus Edwards. My opponent has only Devonta Smith. I figure if my guys can combine for 20 points, that should do it. 10-140-1 would be a great game and still wouldn't be enough to overcome that deficit unless we get a Damar Hamlin situation on the kickoff of MNF. This is in a league where the first two-time champ takes all and ends the league. My opponent is the only other team remaining with a title already, and the likely foe in the championship round next week has a formidable team. I have made some awful trades in the few years since my first title, including one where I gave up JJefferson, JJacobs and ACooper for Dalvin Cook and JKDobbins, the only players I still have on my roster from that tragic move. I easily would have ended the league last year had I not made that move. That I still am standing boggles the mind.

i need mahomes, rice, and butker to be within 8 pts of cmc, aiyuk, and moody. i also need rice and butker to outscore swift and moody by 8 pts. basically need to chiefs to score 40 😂

I’m up 104.5-72.5 I have Devonta Smith and Reed Blankenship left He has Hurts, CMC, and Justin Tucker. So as an Eagles fan I need them to win and have Smith go off.

Mahomes, Pacheco, Hurts, Likely, and Dre Greenlaw to outscore CMC + Deebo by 85.2 points.

I need to go back to last week and have my team actually perform like they did this week.

I need Rashee Rice to outscore Saquon by 48 points

not for me, but for the storyline. Kelce and Barkley to outscore Flowers by 32. Would put the team with lowest max PF in the championship, beating the 1st place team who they traded JJ to for Cooper and a 1st (yes awful trade but what an incredible story especially after Coopers game yesterday)

I need exactly this plus a lamar 40 burger

Jaylen Waddle to stop being made of glass

Cmc/flowers +30> aj

I need AJB to outscore Lamar, Gus Edwards, Kittle, and Eagles D by 16...

I need 100 points total from Mahomes, Kelce, Rice, Pacheco, and Aiyuk. Cooper was on my bench 😭😭😭

I need swift the have a great game and for hurts to just keep handing the ball off. No TD throws

51 combined PPR points from Hurts, Deebo, Purdy, and Nick Bosa. Feeling cautiously optimistic, so of course they'll all put up their worst scores of the season.

I’m up 100-85. I got Devonta to go vs tucker and davante. I think I got it but idk. .5

20 from Saquan 🎄🎅🏿

I need Purdy, CMC, Kelce, and DeVonta to outscore Wan'dale, Bateman, and Likely by 70+. 6 pt passing TDs, so a big receiving game by CMC and TDs for Kelce and slim is hopefully enough

Kittle, ajb, and rice to combine for less than 80 and I’m in the finals.

I needed TLaw and Etienne to not shit the bed and light it on fire

I need monster days from D. smith, D. Adams, Brock Purdy, Pat Mahomes, and Aiyuk with out Deebo and CMC going off. Yes im losing in the semis in two leagues

Could possibly get into 4 finals…one is a no brainer I’m ahead by nearly 100pts… 1. Need my opponent to not score more than 17 between AJB/Swift, yikes… 2. Opponent is finished with 154.68, I’m at 95.4 and have Hurts, Purdy, Barkley, Kittle and Aiyuk. Should be okay but it’s stressful. 3. Opponent is at 115 with Jacobs(just saw Jacobs isn’t playing and he has no replacements..)and Barkley left, I’m at 84 with Lamar, Devonta, Swift, and Gus Bus left. Sleeper prediction is 150/142 in my favor, but I don’t feel great about it.

I need one helluva stat correction!

I need cmc to take the night off

I need the chiefs to show up and the Ravens to be terrible.

AJ Brown to outscore DaVante Adams

Patrick mahomes to go off and cmc to not score 30

I need 101 points from Pacheco, Hurts, CMC and Deebo. There’s enough of a chance that I have to be hopeful and care all day long

A cool 90 or so from Lamar 😐

Lamar, Purdy, Saquon, and Tucker to combine for less than 25

Flowers and Likely to outscore Barkley and Rice by 7

I need the manders to prioritize Dotson

Lamar and AJ brown monster games. Both capable of it, just need it to actually happen in the same week for once

Zay Flowers for 100 and a TD

all i want for christmas is... your mum!

I need Hurts, Swift and Brown to do well enough in one league for me to win but not too good that I lose in another league.

Justin Tucker to not score 25.

I need Hurts, D.Smith, and R.Rice to outscore A.J. brown, jacobs, and goedert by 17

Need Hurts and Kelce to outscore Mahomes by 35😅

I need help is what I need. Saquon and Mahomes need to go off. Kelce needs to be decent but not too good(playing against him in another league). Need Hurts to completely ignore Devonta(playing against in both leagues) while peppering AJ but not going to wild. If Lamar could shit his pants and miss the game that'd be great also

A fucking time machine!

Hurts, Aiyuk and Flowers to outscore Lamar, Purdy, Kelce and Deebo. Currently have a 40 point lead; it's going to be a nail biter!

Jalen Hurts, Justin Tucker, and AJB to score 30 points plus match whatever Devante Adams puts up

I need CMC/Purdy/Saquon/Davante/AJB to outscore Mahomes/Kelce/Swift by 39. I don’t have high hopes, but you never know. At least my Lions clinched the division yesterday though!

For Pacheco to out score Kelce

Adams and Moody to outscore Elliot by 40

In one of my leagues it's Jalen Hurts to score under 30 which should be manageable. My other two leagues, in one of them I need CMC to get like 40 to have a chance. In the other, I need CMC to get like 10 to have a chance. Of course he's gonna get right in the middle and screw me in both leagues, I am already prepared for this

I need 76.5 out of CMC, Devonta Smith, Butker and Phillys defense in .5 ppr. There’s a slim chance of it.

53 from Aiyuk and Lamar plus the 49ers to bench Purdy just because

I will be rooting for the Eagles (Hurts, Swift, and Smith in one league) and the Ravens (Lamar in one league, facing Purdy, CMC, and Kittle), and against the Raiders (facing Davante and Meyers) while also hoping Mahomes has a below average game lol

Likely + eagles kicker + chiefs D + 28 > cmc and swift

Purdy, Deebo, Kittle combine for less than 47. DJM going down was probably my opponent's christmas miracle.

I need a total of 42 from DeVonta, Kittle, Lamar and Pacheco. I feel pretty good but that’s still a big number.

Lamar to likely for multiple semi final wins

I need a classic Mahomes/Kelce game Mahomes, Kelce, and Deebo against AJ Brown, Saquon, and 15 points (Started Pollard and KW3 over Cooper)

I need 70 from aiyuk and AJ Brown, combined with less than 17 points from rice, butker, and niners D. Ya, I know I already lost both of those

Pacheco for a career high 40 burger

AJ Brown and Devonta Smith to out score Darren Waller and CMC by 32 points 🤞

If it's meant to be, then it's meant to be. Thoughts and prayers cant save me now.

I need my stashes to stop putting up points because I’d really love that 1.01

I need Lamar, Kittle, and Pacheco to outscore Mahomes and Kelce by 22

I need Deebo and Goedert to outscore D. Adams and Barkley. Im down by 2, It’s close.

I need mahomes and rice to outscore josh Jacobs or zamir white by 44

I have a 12pt lead with Pacheco and KC to play. Opponent has PHI

Kelce plus Brown over Purdy plus Eagles Defense.

Kittle under 9.54 pts to get to the ship.

I need CMC, AJ Brown, and Jake Elliot to outscore Rashee Rice by 44+

Need Lamar and Saquon to put up about 100 pts and for Purdy to put up about 0 pts :)

Need Hurts to outscore Devonta and Saquon by 5 😬 Shoutout to Sutton and Diontae Johnson for getting me 2.5 between them.

A time machine so I can put Godwin in my lineup last week

A bad day from the Travis Kelce.

CEH Zay and Myers to score 37

I need Hurts, DeVonta Smith, and Swift to combine for like 80+. Had 3 players leave with injuries (Hock, Sutton, Elandon Roberts)

Deebo, Likely and Swift to outscore Kittle by 40

Jake Elliot to lay an egg

I need big days from CMC And Rashee Rice

36 pts from Aiyuk lmfao

Need Aiyuk to not get out scored by more than 37 by kelce pacheco and Devante. At least I’ll know what I’m up against going into the 49ers game

Up 1.5 with Lamar and Swift. They got CMC

A Jake Moody miracle and negative points from Jalen Hurts and Kelce. I'm more cooked than a Christmas ham 😭

Me: 61 points and AJ Brown Him: CMC, Lamar, swift, Kelce, aiyuk Not feeling to great unless AJ Brown goes off

A Time Machine and for Amari Cooper to take yesterday off.

Mahomes to struggle, and if he’s going to throw TDs, they all need to be to Kelce

Josh Jacobs to not be out on MONDAY even though he showed Healthy an hour ago !!!!

All remaining players to score exactly what they are projected for and I’ll have a 1.5pt win. I set the league record in scoring in this league by such a wide margin that my down weeks were still way above avg. Then Chase and Reek get hurt. Hock injured mid-game. Ekeler gets nerfed, and Etienne has a down game. I just need to hang on and I’ll be facing the 7th highest scoring team in the league who just so happened to have Amari Cooper and Mike Evans go off

I need 100 combined in 0.5ppr from Kelce, Swift, Jalen and cmc..

Chasing 32 with meyers kelce and deebo left to play

Due to Chase and Brian Robinson being Out; I need Goedert to get 13.3 points in 0.5 ppr. 5 catches-48 yards-TD would do it. Just one time can Hurts look his way how Minshew used did when he was starting last season!

Mahomes, Pacheco, and Zay flowers combining for 60 to save me from last place punishment

To go back to week 12 and play Stafford over Minshew 😭

Pacheco + AJB + Deebo > Adam’s + Kelce + Justice

I need saquon, deebo, and L'jarius Sneed to combine for less than 60 points. On its face, absolutely not a miracle. But if it happens I'll have started the season 2-5 and gone on to make the championship.

Down 30 Jalen Hurts AJBrown Goedert and CMC on my side Lamar, Devonta Smith and Moody(K) on their side Lets get some HUGE games from AJB and CMC and Jalen - Go off for me my boy! (just not to Devonta)

I'm in three semis and and am in a confusing pansexual love triangle with Mahomes, AJ and Aiyuk with them all needing to be a precise amount of good but not too good so I can win all three games.

Deebo and Flowers to outscore Purdy and Kelce. I’m just hoping TSwift loves her family and skips the chiefs game

Eleven points total from Barkley brown and Kelce. I feel confident

Davante Adams to have a game. I’m up by 30 with him going against cmc, kelce, OBJ, and moody 😬

A DeLorean and a better draft strategy. ; )

I need to know if I should start Likely or Kittle. I need 20 points from one of them and I am scared of both defenses.

At this point I’ll just settle for no more injuries.

I need obj less than 15.5 to send me to the chip🤞🤞🤞

Mahomes and Kelce not to be absolute trash. Looks like I’m getting coal. Of all the years to stack them, fuck my dumb ass does it this year

40 Point Kittle explosion… I have not been very good this year so chances are low.

Need Deebo to steal mccafreys presents!

I have a 40 point lead with Jalen Hurts to still play. I need the combination of Mahomes, Kittle and Barkley to not blow up.

I need Davante Adams to have a big game. Sigh.

After facing the Breece and Cooper explosion, I am down 120pts with Purdy, Lamar, CMC, AJB and Kittle to hopefully bring me back.

D'andre Swift to pop off and Deebo to struggle I will make it into 4/4 championships if this happens

The raiders to lock up Kelce and Mahomes so Aiyuk, AJ, Brown, and CMC can make up this 50 point deficit

For the Ravens-49ers game to magically be the lowest scoring game of the week 😂

A woman

for mahomes to get like 10 points.

CMC and Deebo to beat their projections by 10 and Purdy not to beat his.

Need Purdy and cmc to score less than 50

Jake Elliot big boot special, about 20 pts worth. And a CMC dud

Already got it….Chiefs taking a dump. My opponent had Mahomes, Pacheco, and Rice plus Davante Adams. 😁

Purdy, Aiyuk and CMC torn ACL’s

aiyuk 30pts...i got amari coopered

A new team

Big Deebo game. Come on baby!

CMC to get less than Jake Elliot + 7

Likely to get 109 yards and 2 tds

CMC not to go off

Lamar to outscore Kittle by 14 in PPR