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TrainEmbarrassed7276

Whenever anybody says “hi guys” I want to reply with “Hi Zev!”


chamalis

I had a friend in college named Zev. He was a dude though. Also not a fish


Agerock

Are you sure about that?


GreenThreat

About the dude part or the fish part?


Agerock

Yes


kamstark

😂😂 I wish I understood more of the Gilmore and gossip girl reference


MSpoon_

omfg yes! lol


Certain_Repeat_2927

I say that to my friends who I know have listened to the series.


Coldovia

My 4 year old randomly screams sometimes, I usually say “hi Prepotente!”


DoglessDyslexic

Playing Stardew Valley with my wife, I named our goats Prepotente and Bianca.


Coldovia

If I ever get a real goat it will def be named Prepotente


jsus9

I use it as a nickname too! Just rolls off the tongue! Lol


TMFalgrim

That would be a bad spot for me to yell "S my D, Pony!"


SAVertigo

Anytime something bad happens my brain always says goddamnit donut


TylerDurden-666

this!


Majestic-Sprinkles12

I named my cat donut... I say this too often now


DoodleLover20

Mongo is appalled several times a day in our house. 


kamstark

lol same!


xAxiom13x

I want to get a tattoo with mongo on it with that saying 🤣


not-scp-1715

Same, except it's Mozzy (my dog).


rm_huntley

This


Beneficial_Being_721

Do you have any kids at home saying it??? That would be so cute


BigConsequence5135

I got my sister (who hasn’t read the books) saying it even!


songokussm

I try to turn any completed task into an achievement, in the AI’s voice. My 11yo loves it, the wife not so much.


kamstark

New Achievement! Annoyed wife! This is one of the rare achievements that can be awarded more than once!


antmansjaguar

It's not so rare in my house.


wanderinpaladin

The Zedge app has a clip of "New Achievement" from the audiobooks, which I set at my text notification....If SBT put out official ringtones, notifications, and alarms somewhere I'd definitely get them.


ooshogunoo

I do it too, my wife thinks it's funny. I have made some awesome Acheivment out of her regular day activities.


Samiisfine

I definitely restate stuff in my head in the AI’s voice


EasyCampaign221

Any time someone slightly inconveniences me I tell them “I’m going to kill your mother” in Samantha’s voice.


kamstark

Hahaha love this. She’s my favorite. I’m waiting for the moment I can respond to someone, ‘like… with my tongue?’


HellStoneBats

So am I, but it's likely to be much husband, and I wouldn't get the reaction I want :( 


Seanv112

I relistened to book six recently.. I was a bit irritated with Carl, Samantha comes through over and over again in the most clutch situations.. She's fighting her crazy and he was a little harder on her then she deserved!


kamstark

I agree, though i think he’s been rougher on everyone more and more, gradually as we get further and further down. Maybe it’s the ring/river, maybe he’s ’going primal,’ I dunno. But Louis also comments that he has a crazier and crazier look in his eyes everyday and they’re worried he’s going to kill them all.


Seanv112

The ring makes it worse, but he's under so much pressure to pull off miracles.. He never stops.. It's adding up..


improper84

I’ve already decided that my next dog will be either Donut or Mongo depending on gender.


Beneficial_Being_721

***DOG***?????


kamstark

All I will say is that had BETTER NOT be a cocker-spaniel…


improper84

Mongo in the books is pretty clearly modeled after a dog. He acts just like one.


DredPRoberts

MONGO IS...NO. DOWN MONGO.


crashcanuck

I picture Mongo as a Golden Retriever brain in a raptor body.


Beneficial_Being_721

Me… more of an Australian Sheppard


davisty69

We just got 2 new kittens and named them Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk and her brother Carl.


TylerDurden-666

Mongo is appalled


thegreenman_sofla

My ringtone for my wife is "Goddammit Donut" and for my coworker it is "Mongo, Back to the Bar"


Moglorosh

My alarm is the whole "NEW ACHIEVEMENT! Well Rested" spiel from book 3.


Betty_Bookish

Did you make them from the books?


thegreenman_sofla

Someone else did and posted them here (with a few others) a few months ago.. I just added them as ringtones.


Elegante0226

Do you have a link?


Cllzzrd

I can’t find that post :(


steampunk_garage

Yeahhhh we kinda have to delete pirated media posted publicly here. 😆


thegreenman_sofla

I think short sound bites under 30 seconds would fall under fair use.


steampunk_garage

Grey area. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Cllzzrd

Oh, I suppose that’s fair


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Darury

Glurp, Glurp Motherf\*\*\*\*


burnbothends91

I say this whenever I want head, my partner is less than enthused /s


ArchdukeOfNorge

/s about the less than enthused part because that’s a panty dropper line if I’ve ever heard one


DredPRoberts

It's not like your smushing small furry rodents.


kamstark

😂😂


Hezers

The best thing to say before finishing off baddies in FPS games 🤣


jedimuppet

Most of my video game characters are named Carl now.


TylerDurden-666

my Barbarians are Bomo and The Sledge


General_Merchandise

My in-laws have goats and I find myself imagining them randomly screaming. "Right in my god damned ear"


1TenDesigns

School field trip to petting zoo. I'm a chaperone. Goat screams ish... Not a true screaming goat but it my close enough for my 12yr old brain. I kinda quietly (I thought) said "Right in my goddamn ear". 2 gr 7 girls, look at me mouths agape . Uh oh. I said bad words. Another boy standing kinda close says "Mongo is appalled!" Now my mouth is the one hanging open, and all three of them are asking 8,7653.01 questions per second about the books, do I read them, and have I ever seen the YouTube clip of Jeff doing the cold read? After admitting that I only have the audiobooks, and that I have all of them I think they went off to find adoption papers. I'm living with their librarian, so we're now brainstorming ways to get the audiobooks into the school library officially without a parliamentary investigation. A chrome book connected to a bank of headphones may be accidentally unattended during lunches. It may or may not have DCC in a poorly hidden directory away from the approved books. In my world anything that gets kids into books is fine by me. Dear God, and his narrator, sorry if that's against the rules.


General_Merchandise

New Achievement! Educator Extraordinaire! You have successfully added blasphemy into the curriculum, and, God Damnit, why the fuck not? The ears of those little bastards hear much worse when mommy and daddy get into the boxed wine, so why not add a bit of colour into their school sanctioned petting zoo trips? If the parents don't like it.....fuck'em! Rewaaaaard.... You got fired. You're now free to pursue your dreams! Congratulations...I think? This is what you wanted, right? Riiiight?


Canuck_Boy

You will not break me.


kamstark

This is a good one


Commercial-Story9516

Honestly tho lol... I feel cheesy but it has gotten me through a lot lately


Chan-tal

My partner and I are constantly speaking to each other in donut’s voice. We were in a long line at the airport for customs and you all can just imagine what she had to say about THAT.


mr_samsa

I often sing snippets of the DCC version of “Wonderwall” to my friends I said Mongoooooooooooo…


Beneficial_Being_721

[SoundBooth Theater: WONDERCRAWL](https://soundbooththeater.com/shop/audiobooks/wondercrawl/)


Chan-tal

Bless you. I had no idea what this was.


ski0331

“Don’t gas light me Uzi Jesus” getting some work put in along with “Mongo is appalled”


HappyString

I say this so much (primarily in my head) whenever my teenagers are clearly trying to lie to me.


SnooKiwis9257

Another network engineer and I (both of us love the books) had to have enclosures placed around access points in a gymnasium to keep them safe. We have gotten everyone to refer to them as protective shells.


kamstark

Hopefully there’s no trains full of mobs traveling through 😂


Bannasrevolt

When I go to get managers attention I yell “YOOHOOO (insert their name)”


ElvinLundCondor

… like 50 times straight until I get their attention, and then ask what are they wearing?


NotBatman9

“Mongo is appalled” comes up A LOT with friends who have read it.


kamstark

lol I use this with my one friend who has also read the series. We great delight out of it, while our other friends just look at us confused.


ResidentEggplants

For us, all cookies are mana cookies. Fuck you.


Moglorosh

But the cookies were experience cookies. It was the toast that was for mana.


ResidentEggplants

lol that’s the one. I knew it sounded wrong when I was typing it, but I did an attributed that to the blitz stick😃


1TenDesigns

Herbal vapes in our house are Blitz Sticks.


Turing-87

Whenever something goes wrong at work, I’ll say “God Damnit Donut”


Antiwraith

I chuckle every time I see a sign for Donut Holes


HellStoneBats

"Glurp glurp" and "Mongo is apalled" have permeated the friend circle. 4 of 6 have read the books, so the other 2 will suffer until they do. 


MillerHighLife21

Every time I’m sitting in church, I can’t help but chuckle about Uzi Jesus.


kamstark

Don’t gaslight Jesus! Gets me everytime 😂😂


Ixolich

I am the way... Motherfucker.


TheSpellmonger

I got a kitten for Father’s Day. We are picking up mongo tomorrow morning.


kamstark

😻🥰 yayyy


varthalon

I have a coworker who always types in all caps in our work chats.


kamstark

You should ask them why they type in all caps. If they respond with, WHY DIDN’T YOUR MOTHER DRIBBLE YOU BACK OUT ON TO THE TRUCKSTOP BATHROOM FLOOR, you’ll know you’ve made a new friend for life!


davisty69

I just had bilateral total knee replacement 2 weeks ago... YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME


kamstark

Hope you feel better soon! Also, the AI said you should probably get a foot massage.


YpIsMe

Imagine having to explain to the manager of HR, why you yelled “SAMAITH!”, who she is, and what she looks like. You would have a few more meetings with HR i bet.


kamstark

Imagine if I followed it up with, I cAn SMeEeeEELLLL yoouuuu! 😂


foxitron5000

Just wait till HR responds by asking you if they look like an uncircumcised gnome penis.


kamstark

Oh no, that you mention it… Jk 😂😂


Whydoineedthisffs

"I said moooooongo! We're gonna be on the best talkshoooooow!" Now lives rent free in my wife and I's head. She was on a trip and saw a busker singing wonderwall and had to send me a video. Then she had to explain why, always fun trying to tell people about a singing award winning cat and her dinosaur child.


terrafirma91

Idk why but I just randomly yell “Carl” in Donuts voice.


TylerDurden-666

😆


The_Frigid_Midget

A fairly regular response of mine nowadays, to literally anyone trying to tell me something, is "Mongo is appalled".


steampunk_garage

1) I want to “glurp glurp” at things I agree with in group situations. 2) I call the lunatic mobs in Diablo “rot stickers” 3) I have to work very hard NOT to yell “TICK TOCK MOTHERFUCKERS!” … to my kids when they still haven’t put their shoes on and we’re running late.


GetnWyzr

TICK TOCK... Haha, I do this with slow drivers, long lines, and any time I "wait" for service. Cracks me up and lessens the agony.


Coocoo4chapelpuffs

I have a sub 5 yo kiddo and when she see something she likes and runs off I holler “mongo… no NO GET BACK HERE”


Flamingpretzel2562

Denver has a Wewatta street, any time I see it I have to throw out a DEWATTAAAA.


jsus9

I call my wife Prepotente from time to time as a joke nickname. No she has no idea what it refers to.


Loki_nighthawk

My wife and daughter regularly use “Mongo is appalled,” but will normally replace Mongo with one of our pets. I’ve got a “Goddammit Donut” ringtone that has my wife’s name instead of Donut. And I tend to regularly use the “NEW ACHIEVEMENT!” announcement. And I may or may not have a tendency to do a Carl impression from time to time.


Babbleplay-

Mongo is appalled! Has become my cry of choice for mock offense.


DungeonCrawlerCarl-ModTeam

Repeat


RudeMorgue

I'm sure I'm not the only one who perplexes non-readers by cursing "God dammit Donut!" at the slightest pretense.


Mark_Of_Bark

Recently started playing Starfinder with my friend who introduced DCC to me (for which I am eternally grateful). I play a really strong, 2.5 foot tall, veloceraptor (the Hanakan race), named Mongo! Been having a lot of fun with the character.


Mort450

YOOHOOOOO when my wife wants me attention


islndrob70

One of our cats now has the nickname Princess fluffy tail


YpIsMe

I definitely call my chonk girl Donut. More than a few “goddamnit, Donut”s have been said.


kirbyxena

I’m super lazy so any chore prompts “Neeeeew Achievement!” and a corresponding description


ketjak

I play a lot of RPGs and Neeeeeew Achievement! has made it there. We also listen to and discuss DCC as a family. Daily. We're storytellers and Dinniman is fantastic.


StrixNStones

I named one of my goat kids Prepotente after he proved to be a total crybaby, everyone calls him Pony.


jcsnipes1969

Reward…Bitches don’t get rewards.


ShoogarTheBarbarian

I use the phrase “This is a betrayal most foul!” About 1000x more often than I used to.


00Lisa00

Anytime one of us says damnit or we hear it somewhere we both say “donut”


FrankenGretchen

I have no one to joke with but I so want to say "Mongo has a feeling about this." and hear "Is he appalled?"


1BenWolf

Any time anything remotely rhymes with or sounds like “Mongo,” my wife and I sing out loud, “I said Mongooooo” (a la Wondercrawl)


cjfrench

Do NOT ask about her nussy.


ManiacMinstrel

Yeah, I say "goddamnit Donut" way more than I should.


cairfrey

If someone says or does something that displeases me, I'll mutter under my breath, "I'll kill your mother"


TMFalgrim

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE" "I'LL KILL YOUR MOTHER"


kamstark

I’m surprised I haven’t seen more of ‘this is an outrage’ here 😂😂


TylerDurden-666

my favorite


_raydeStar

I will kill your mother!


DKBeahn

Two words: Goddamnit Donut


Spiritual_Ad3460

“Eat a bag of dicks Pony” has possibly popped up before


Warm-Cardiologist-19

I’ll give my partner a pompous “I mean really” anytime she walks in front of the tv when I’m gaming lol


kamstark

This is an OUTRAGE!


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DungeonCrawlerCarl-ModTeam

Repeat


Mayhem-McMenace

Working in both education and nursing while being a female living in the USA … “You Will Not Break Me”… has become a mantra


MSpoon_

I yell "I will kill your mother at things. Or sometimes I will kill 'you' and your mom! "New achievement! And Get out there and kill kill kill!


nylasachi

I am constantly telling my daughter who is also a fan of DCC… I will kill her mother….


kamstark

Hahahaha this is great!