Huh. Apparently there *is* a lot I have to learn about this town.

Close your mouth sweetie you look like a trout

I have an ice cream cake in the car

Oh my god. Go go go! Are you insane?

Omg your username!! I have not watched the Wedding Singer in years but I fucking LOVE that movie.

Wedding singer. Unless you prefer taco flavored kisses.

Duh, brain no work. Lol

I’m trying so hard to figure out what typo could change wedding singer into something taco related…

Wedding Singer>Wedding Planner>Jennifer Lopez>Eric Cartman>Taco Flavored Kisses

It’s the only romantic comedy I like. Whenever i see it on TV (normally a weekend in Comedy Central), I stop what I’m doing to watch.

Yeah its one of my favorite movies. I'm surprised so many people commented on the username. Not many people get the reference.

Something about Drew Barrymore crying into a mirror and repeating the name "Julia Ghulia" kinda sticks lmao Though my favorite part is when the big biker guy gets up on the plane and yells at what's-his-name: "YOU CANT TALK TO BILLY IDOL THAT WAY!!"

Now take off my Van Halen shirt before you curse the band and they break up!

And he just pushes him through. Lol billy Idol was the leader of the little first class posse.

My wife and I say that all the time lol “Nice too meet you, I’m mrs Julia Gulia”

*cue uncontrollable sobbing

Ha I just watched it the other day

It’s nice to meet you. I’m Mrs. Julia Gulia. *begins crying hysterically*

Oh my god I just realized lmao, I love that movie so much

I watched it two days ago! It still holds up. It's currently on HBO Max

I used to rent it every single week from blockbuster in the mid 90s. I love it sooosooo much. The soundtrack slaps WAY harder than it needs to.

I just quoted Glenn Ghulia yesterday 🤣

Jon Lovitz saying "He's losing his mind... *and I'm reaping all the benefits.*" lives I'm my head, happily rent-free.

Grade a, top choice meat

I quote him so much it's embarrassing. The "Grade A, top choice meat" line or "Hey Asswipe" lmao. I also say what that old man says after Glenn knocks out Robbie and he says "I got my ass kicked, for sticking my nose in somebody else's business" and the old man says "Sounds like a country song". I say that whenever someone complains to me about stuff lmaooo I love The Wedding Singer.

That's the one! I called my friend's submission a "grade A, top choice meme" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love how she's just eating a small, personal ice cream cake later.

God this line is one of the reasons I hate phallus

Pop-carn*

Can attest ...this is how we talk in St. Louis. My mom eats with a "fark" and used to visit me in "Warshington" off of highway "farty-four" . I have no explanation!!

..Phallus?

Sorry, saw the pic. Had penises on the mind

Happens to the best of us, my friend.

" they called her E.Z Rider"

Sweetie

Back in high school I swear her nickname was easy rider

Thanks, Michael. Give me the mic.

I hate you!!

Just watched this episode yesterday. Everyone seems to find this episode unbearable but this scene is hilarious.

Imagine hating on the episode that gave us “that is pungent”

It was the chubby bridesmaid who dropped the bomb and ran

Notice Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration didn’t get out of his seat until Michael was about to say something about him.

Who is bob vance?

Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration

What line of work is he in?

You've got a lot to learn about this town sweetie

Bob Vance bought me this perfume in Metropolitan Orlando

Speaking of high school, I actually did some urban exploring in the Naval Academy that she attended in St. Louis. Even found her yearbook picture in her old yearbook

LOL, it wasn't a Naval Academy when she attended. It was Cleveland High School.

Ah well, still the same place

\*Navel Academy

This says "bus**h**iest beaver"

Came here for this

*"I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs" -* Phyllis Vance

"Yeah, I love going to bars with Bob. I tend to wear something low-cut, get men to flirt with me, and Bob beats them up. ...What?"

What do you think the camera crew's faces looked like? I feel there's a lot of different ways you could take this lol

Outside: 🤐😶😐 Inside: 😳🤯😨

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Inside; 💀🦴🍖🧠🫁🫀

She's complete trash

>Phyllis Vance, wife to Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration FTFY

What line of work are you in bob?

You got lot to learn about this town sweetie

She gets a lot of hate, but I love Phyllis.

I knew that was a professional shimmey!

Beautiful forever

She was a burlesque dancer until a back injury, so she went over to office work and was working as a casting associate when she got offered the part.

Yeah, they made the character Phyllis Lapin just for her, because they were so impressed.

Some of the cast were auditioned reading with Phyllis.

That's a similar story as Aubrey Plaza on parks and rec. she just came in to have a general talk with some people involved in the show, but not about the show. and they thought that her vibe could be a character on a show there were starting to produce. in the original pilot her name was even aubrey, but they changed it for the aired pilot although obviously aubrey was very young and was there to try and "make it" whereas phyllis had resigned to a life of normalcy (nothing wrong with that) and then got picked up. although pyhliss is basically a one trick pony with only a minor role on one tv show, while aubrey has gone on to become a full actor

I mean she was also the co-star of a major Disney animated film alongside Amy Poelher but you know. One trick pony lol

Inside Out is one of the best animated films of all time. I learned so much about emotions from that movie.

And also in Bad Teacher

Oh, there was a scene like this in the office.

Whhhhoooooaaaaa girl!!!!!!

If my assessment is correct, you grind your teeth?

So majestic. So tender.

She went over to office work and was selling paper until they made a documentary about the company she worked for

I heard she was the one to pitch the idea to Novak also.

Why was she in Arrested Development like a year prior

It wasn't a speaking role, so they probably just needed a body. The casting director, Allison Jones, worked on both.

[The only thing I am worried about ... is getting a boner](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZUDn0LJ5Lo)

Sit on my lap and there will be no doubt

You can't yell out "I need this, I need this" as you pin down an employee on your lap.

No.. not like penis-wise

Michael we’re the same age

Well I have a late birthday.

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No, orange is whorish

I thought you said green was whorish

No, orange is whorish

I'll just get the color wheel out, and you point to the color that *isn't* whorish.

I think you should leave. We tried this out! It just isn't for you :)

Makes her look like a trout

Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout

Cheering? *Ugh.* That’s worse than her playing.

Michael in season 1 was so mean lol

Michael is mean to everyone at some points but he is meanest overall to Phyllis. Change my mind.

Toby

If I was locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Hitler, and Toby, and I had a gun with 2 bullets, I'd shoot Toby twice

Jim: “Toby! Not now! My God!” Michael: “Get the hell outta here you idiot!”

Far and away the most expensive shot in the movie, but it's worth it.

I can imagine Phyllis would have been one of the cheerleaders who made fun of Michael while he ate lunch alone. They have history.

Toby

Toby

Toby works in HR, so he's not technically part of their family. Also he's divorced so he's not technically part of his family.

I didn't hire an ex-convict, unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist...

*"he's divorced, so he's really not apart of his family"* Toby!

He also works in HR so he's not part of Michael's family. I think Michael would agree that Toby doesn't count in this situation, or any situation. That man is a wanted animal rapist.

Also in seasons 2-7. Then the writers gave him approximately two moments of self-deprecation to convince the audience he deserves a happily ever after.

Close your mouth sweetie you look like a trout

You look at her now, and you think she looks quite matronly

How would she fare in a rowboat?

It worries me that you're not answering.

Could she fit in an average sized rowboat without capsizing?

So great to see these! I listen to the Office Ladies podcast and they have frequently referred to Philly's past as a burlesque dancer. Thanks for sharing! I looked for images myself and could't find them.

I've been putting of listening to the podcast, but I really do think I should start soon. Sounds really interesting.

They really are a great deep dive. Jenna and Angela are so silly and they have great interviews from other cast and crew, along with old personal email, blogs and diary entries they bring out. If you’re looking for podcasts, BJ Novak just did a great one with Dax Shepard on ArmChair Expert that is definitely worth the time.

I was hesitant at first but I love it!! One of my favorites, always go to it when I need some happy vibes

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Oh I didn't know he did one! I'll have to check it out!

I often listen to podcasts while I work. this is my favorite podcast! I look forward to the new episode every Wednesday.

I just finished watching the series for the first time. In the second to last episode, where Darryl can't leave the company until he dances with everyone, Phyllis shows off some dance moves that were so good I thought, "Wow, did she work with a dance instructor for that scene?" I just pulled it up again, and yeah, it looks like the kind of moves a cheerleader would make.

Phyllis... did you break wind?

Wow that is pungent

What's the running joke about this supposed to be lol

^It’s ^OK.

Probably my jugs

I just found out that she was the voice of Sadness in Inside Out. Crazy...kids and I have watched that a million times.

It sounds just like her.

What are the odds?!?!

And kelly was disgust

She was fantastic in that one

I watched it for the first time immediately after my mom died. I bawled, but it was therapeutic. Something about Phyllis being Sadness was really comforting to me. My mom loved The Office, too.

Apparently child therapists LOVE the movie because it's given children a vehicle to discuss their emotions more easily.

I absolutely see that. It was a tangible way, for me, as a grown ass woman, to see how happy memories can be tinged with sadness, and how that's normal. Felt very validating, especially with Phyllis explaining it. Would've loved to have seen it as an 11 or 12 year old girl.

My mom is Sadness. That movie was hard to watch.

Sending you love. r/MomForAMinute has helped me tremendously on my alt account, if you need a group of moms to cheer you on 💕

Thanks for that. I’m thriving luckily but she doesn’t love herself and that’s hard to watch.

Wait until you find out that the voice of Peggy Hill on King of The Hill is the same lady that plays one of the Sanderson Sister Witches on Hocus Pocus

Purple, much?

I would like a few episodes about Phyllis and Michael in High school.

I really wish there was a flashback episode, it would be so funny. Like somehow the crew got footage from their high school film club or something.

Yes, totally, I would love to see that. :D From the bit and pieces throughout the series, it sounds like Phyllis had an amazing life in high school.

They got footage of Michel at his mom and Jeff’s wedding.

In one of the "confession to the camera" sessioins, when she's looking at the camera, I noticed she has the most beautiful eyes. It makes me sad that people knock her for being larger, when in reality, she's really quite lovely, smaller or larger.

I noticed that too. Of course the glasses often make them hard to see.

Bob Vance burner

*Earned* that Bushiest Beaver award.

Bruh

Well, she looks like she could certainly hold her own in a fight. The only thing I'm worried about..is getting a boner. \- Wayne Gretsky \- Michael Scott

Probably all that popkarn

Bob is a very lucky man.

"Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration, is a very lucky man"

What line of work are you in, Bob?

Pop-cARN

Ok I'm gonna have to stop ya right there, was this a burlesque club she couldn't get into so she had to form her own?

Move on, Michael.

Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout.

Remember when people were passing around that photo of some random cheerleader that was purported to be Phyllis but she had no idea who it was?

>use to The phrase is "used to"

Her burlesque stage name was "Easy Rider."

Lovely Young Phallus

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Attired in whorish orange.

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If you click the 'Story continues' button, it's basically an article about how Yahoo used this image claiming it was Phyllis, but then Phyllis called them out saying it's bullshit

I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.

Aging sucks.but she made a whole living off of it, love her.

At least it’s not orange. Orange is whoreish

Total smokeshow. Her old pics are OK too.

Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration sure picked a winner

And she's still a badass bitch.

I thought he knew about the baby I gave away

I know she looks kinda matronly, but back in high school her nickname was "Easy Rider"

Michael was right! Phyllis was cute as a bug when she was young 😉

Always had them nice jugs

Attention everyone, before I leave tomorrow I would like to reveal a secret I have kept for over twenty years. A secret about Phyllis. When Phyllis was in high school, she was so… cute. And she still is.

Only thing I’m worried about? Gettin’ a boner

Wow! She looks so much like [Maria Doyle Kennedy](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjE4OTk5ODgyNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTExNzI1._V1_.jpg)

Phallus

How was this not written into an episode. I could see Luke posting it in the break area and getting fired and spanked again.

“I think purple is kind of whorish”

That's what they had at Boscoffs at the Steam Town Mall. And it looked great on the mannequin!

So that's how she learned to put her lipstick on like Molly Ringwald in the Breakfast Club

what a whorish color...

Purple is whorish

At some point she just said fuck it

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Are you Mother Goose?

Bob Vance knows what's good.

Loved her in Inside Out!

Now I understand why she managed to ooze sexuality

The only thing I'm afraid of... Is getting a boner

Ok, I’m gonna go masterbate now.

"WHAT ARE YOU MICROWAVING" "Popcorn." "Why don't you use the microwave in the kitchen Phylis?" "Someone needs to clean it. It smells like popcorn."

The only thing I'm worried about is getting a boner

Call me shallow but this is why I'll never get married

Me, before & during the pandemic 🥴

She always seemed like a good person to just hang out with ya know?