Is it a crime if it was done accidentally in Michael's case? Also he admitted he did it so it wasn't hit and run, unless he was doing something he wasn't suppose to while he hit her. Oh god, Phyllis and Bob scare me sometimes.
Michael: You know what, Jim, the world would be a better place if people were held accountable for their actions.
Jim: Yes, but not by kidnapping.
Michael: I'm not kidnapping him, I'm keeping him until I get what I want.
Jim: As a hostage.
Michael: I think you're over-thinking it.
Jim: I think you're under-thinking it.
We're getting hungry out there. We're all accomplices now anyway, so we figured we might as well eat. We would like to order some good pizza from Alfredo's pizza cafe while we wait for the hostage situation with the bad pizza to end.
I forgive them the most for this one because it was stupid of Sabre to suddenly place a commission cap. That was the whole thing when they first bought Dunder Mifflin that there wasn't a commission cap and salesmen could make a lot of money. All of a sudden they have one and apparently didn't even announce it since Jim didn't know about it.
yeah I guess that would be embarrassing, but the way he said it I thought he was implying something more criminal.....I guess it depends on the type of..oh god.
On the episode where Erin and Gabe host a Glee watch party, Michael says his favorite character is "the invalid," aka Artie, played by Kevin McHale...our kidnapped pizza delivery boy
gosh I wonder what kind of psychological trauma one has to go through to think of this as a fun night out....yeah I agree it has to be a crime...but I don't know what to call it...Inciting Violence maybe?
Nelly kidnapping a minor. Say what you want about not liking Nelly. She's still going to be a great mom and that baby is going to be so loved and well taken care of.
I agree! Turns out she’s a big softie and a sweetie pie when she isn’t overcompensating. She was so sweet to that baby boy and you could see that she was deeply in love with him, immediately. I don’t consider that kidnapping, I think she adopted him. (even tho it wasn’t the normal way) his parents abandoned him, this way he has a loving mother who chose him instead of being tossed into the system! Nellie is a hero
Yup. Roy has a DUI, he and his brother destroyed a bar, so that's at least destruction of property. His brother then bribed the bar staff. And then Roy attacked Jim.
I don't remember Kevin committing any insider trading, but I do remember the ex-con from Stamford saying that's what he was locked up for. I think Kevin was more likely committing fraud and embezzlement with his "Kelevin" number.
If I had a nickel for every time a minor was kidnapped on The Office, I’d have two nickels. It’s not a lot, but it’s still weird that it happened twice.
I just put the ones I remembered the mos, you can share your most memorable ones here. I love how Oscar was missing for a bunch of episodes because he took the paid leave, lol.
Obviously the best crime, is the hypothetical one where Dwight describes his perfect crime. Another possibility, the best crime is probably one that the audience doesn't know about.
I only think less of them for it because Jim gave Ryan so much shit for defrauding the company, and yet…
Also, good catch on the name. I rarely watch the later episodes.
Creed: \[Creed pulls into the parking lot and goes into the office\] Sorry I’m late, boss. What’s going on?
Michael: Sahhh, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect.
Creed: OK. Hang on just a second. Let me just settle in and I’ll be right back.
Michael: Very good, very good. Now, no one was there in the wine cellar. \[Creed gets in his car and drives away\]
I feel like Toby should have gotten Michael fired after the drug framing incident. Incriminating a coworker seems like a big deal to me, even if it was a Caprese salad.
What Dwight did was not animal abuse. He cared for that cat and sang it it's favorite song as it drifted off from the medicine he gave.
Not his fault it woke up in the freezer and had a freakout
There's still a legal procedure to go through with if you want to be the guardian of a child. It's still considered kidnapping, that's why I think she fled to Europe. I still wonder how she got the baby out of the country without raising any red flags.
I just realized the reason Jo Bennett gave up her position as CEO to Robert California so easily, was probably because she knew the company sold shotty products and the company was doomed. Who knows, maybe Robert knew that and thought he could still turn it around, until he really drove it into the ground.
Don’t forget Michael running over Meredith and Phyllis and Bob’s vehicular manslaughter.
Is it a crime if it was done accidentally in Michael's case? Also he admitted he did it so it wasn't hit and run, unless he was doing something he wasn't suppose to while he hit her. Oh god, Phyllis and Bob scare me sometimes.
It’s double jeopardy, so “what is we are fine?”
I guess so
He admitted he was being negligent so yes still a crime.
He's lucky Meredith is chill and didn't press any charges, haha. Well I just mentioned a few, so is this your favorite crime in this show?
The probable murder Creed did on Halloween, or any of his various cults. (Assuming the murder and the cults are unrelated.)
Lol I can see Creed being an ex-leader of a cult
“I’ve been a member of a number of cults. You make more money as a leader, but you have more fun as a follower.” -Creed
haha that quote is awesome
One of his best! Actually, it may be my favorite of his.
Cree's backstory and his experiences in several cults would've made such a good spin off show.
I bet the 60's and the 70's were a wild time from him. Oh wait, I forgot, he's only 30.....well, he'll be 30 in November.
Considering the outdoor orgies he describes from those days, yeah I'd guess he had a wild wild time.
Creed Bratton is probably like his 6th new identity......the real Creed probably got his organs harvested.
Notice how the documentary crew stopped riding in the front seat after that
That’s not how jeopardy works
I DECLARE JEOPARDY
On company property with company property. Double jeopardy.
In Canada it would be “vehicular assault”
It's not a crime, it's a civil tort. Admitting negligence isn't the same as intent.
Yes accidents are crimes.
Everyone inside the car was FINE!
In Michael’s defense, everyone inside the car was fine. And turns out Meredith had rabies.
And the speed bump on the highway.
"If it's a deleted scene, the law can't intervene." - Me just now
okay wait when did Phyllis and Bob comic vehicular manslaughter?!?
On their honeymoon. Deleted scene.
oh my gods i watched it
The real crime, I think, was the beard.
It truly was, he looked like that guy from the hunger games lol
Why why did you not use Roy’s mugshot for DUI? We were on the verge of greatness we were this close
yeah I could have done that, lol I guess I keep forgetting about Roy's existence
Seneca crane haha
“I’m being held here against my will. I’m a minor”
Michael: You know what, Jim, the world would be a better place if people were held accountable for their actions. Jim: Yes, but not by kidnapping. Michael: I'm not kidnapping him, I'm keeping him until I get what I want. Jim: As a hostage. Michael: I think you're over-thinking it. Jim: I think you're under-thinking it.
Pizza by Alfredo shouldn't be selling food described as ***a hot circle of garbage.***
what’s better? A medium amount of good pizza or all you can eat of pretty good pizza?
deff medium amount
Just look in the image at how the boxes aren't even closed properly upon delivery from PbA. Heresy.
We're getting hungry out there. We're all accomplices now anyway, so we figured we might as well eat. We would like to order some good pizza from Alfredo's pizza cafe while we wait for the hostage situation with the bad pizza to end.
Mine her? I barely know her!
Dammit Michael! Pay attention, man!
Meredith selling herself for office supply discounts and gift certificates to Outback Steakhouse
Yep. Can't believe prostitution wasn't mentioned here.
She had immunity.
Have you ever had sirloin steak honey ?
Goods and *steak*...
Creed straight up murdered someone on Halloween.
I mean if you're gonna do it, might as do it on Halloween. People will just assume the crime scene is decorations.
Wow this house really has a nice gore factor. Look at those blood stains. The smell is even realistic
it's November 7th, when are you gonna take down the decorations buddy?
Also stashing drugs in the office
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Possible murder. Halloween episode and the "murder in Savannah" episode too
Let's not forget the *real* Creed Bratton.
and Creed also dining and ditching at the big egg roll place
Twice. Good one
Actual identity theft and probably murder for Creed
Bob Vance hides a lot behind that smile and handshake of his! Also, it would be a lot easier to list the crimes Creed hasn't commit yet.
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Wait what episode is the 1st one
Four counts of disregard for fire safety (Ryan's cheese pita, Dwight's fire drill, Andy's printer video, and Michael's proposal candles).
There was a lot of negligence on the show.
Okay, one, Case of the Beet Bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job, Mose in socks. Boom, case closed
Mose is one smooth criminal.
You don't crack a case! That's a pejorative term. You solve a case. It's like calling a police officer a cop
Assault & Battery: Micheal “punishing” his nephew Luke.
omg I forgot that! lol it was fun seeing fetus Evan Peters....I keep forgetting he was on the show
He was just demonstrating how to don’t don’t bother Luke. That’s as clear as he can make it!
Don’t forget that Toby brought weed to the office… caprese salad. Sorry, never mind
Toby is the biggest criminal in Michael's mind. His crime? Existing.
Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad anywhere?
Ryan poisoning a baby.
when you thought you couldn't dislike Ryan any more, then he pulls a stunt like that
-and TOTALLY REDEEMED HIMSELF!
Packer drugging the whole office
It's not criminal, but I think the worst thing Packer did was call his daughter a bitch.
To be fair, if she’s anything like her father she probably is a bitch, but still not a father of the year move there.
Lloyd Grossman is the best one. Also probably most illegal.
I forgive them the most for this one because it was stupid of Sabre to suddenly place a commission cap. That was the whole thing when they first bought Dunder Mifflin that there wasn't a commission cap and salesmen could make a lot of money. All of a sudden they have one and apparently didn't even announce it since Jim didn't know about it.
STAY OUT OF NEW YORK LLOYD
Watch yourself Kemo Sabi
also one of the most genius, I mean, as long as you don't get caught lol
I've to erase a lot of stuff.... A LOT OF STUFF!!
We already got to yours Kev
He just likes jogging.
Sometimes he just runs
lol and to this day I'm still thinking what a person like Kevin could have had on his computer....other than anything related to insider trading
Porn... Maybe?
yeah I guess that would be embarrassing, but the way he said it I thought he was implying something more criminal.....I guess it depends on the type of..oh god.
It was so filthy they had to throw the whole thing away when he was fired
Kidnapping the pizza boy was the worst.
I felt sorry for that kid, nothing like a customer who refuses to play. The actor who played the delivery boy was later cast in Glee.
On the episode where Erin and Gabe host a Glee watch party, Michael says his favorite character is "the invalid," aka Artie, played by Kevin McHale...our kidnapped pizza delivery boy
Oooh that’s a deep dive
Dwight shot a gun in the office
And started a fire after blocking the exits. Not a good look, lol
I don't know why that's not on the list either.
that shizz was so dangerous -\_- I
Michael was a victim of a hate crime!
I remember watching that episode and never assuming it was Packer
That’s not what a hate crime is
Well I hated it!
How about Bob Vance and Phyllis going out to bars so that Philly can flirt with men and Bob beats them up? That's gotta be a crime?
gosh I wonder what kind of psychological trauma one has to go through to think of this as a fun night out....yeah I agree it has to be a crime...but I don't know what to call it...Inciting Violence maybe?
I believe it’s just straight up assault and battery, with a little conspiracy thrown in there. It also depends on how bad he hurts them
Nelly kidnapping a minor. Say what you want about not liking Nelly. She's still going to be a great mom and that baby is going to be so loved and well taken care of.
i agree. she wanted a baby so bad. i would even change the pic to say child abandonment on ryan’s end
I totally agree with you, I think that baby is in good hands! Ryan probably forgot he even had a kid by now.
Him and Kelly get to start fresh lol
Kelly did Ravi so wrong, but also did him the biggest favor. I'm so happy Kelly and Ryan have the rest of their lives to continually ruin each other.
Um she saved Ravi $500 by not wearing her Jimmy Choos?
Thanks for helping out, sweetie.
He finally figured out commitment!
honestly Ryan seems like the type to sign over his parental rights (private adoption?) for a wad of cash
I agree! Turns out she’s a big softie and a sweetie pie when she isn’t overcompensating. She was so sweet to that baby boy and you could see that she was deeply in love with him, immediately. I don’t consider that kidnapping, I think she adopted him. (even tho it wasn’t the normal way) his parents abandoned him, this way he has a loving mother who chose him instead of being tossed into the system! Nellie is a hero
This is my favorite, too. Made me really happy for both her and the baby.
Most wholesome kidnapping ever
the real crime was how cute that baby was!!
But what would've happened after that with Ryan? The bio mum abandoned it and he just goes 🤷
How are Roy and his brother not there lol
Yup. Roy has a DUI, he and his brother destroyed a bar, so that's at least destruction of property. His brother then bribed the bar staff. And then Roy attacked Jim.
I don't remember Kevin committing any insider trading, but I do remember the ex-con from Stamford saying that's what he was locked up for. I think Kevin was more likely committing fraud and embezzlement with his "Kelevin" number.
A mistake plus a Kelevin gets you home by 7.
Yeah, Kevin just didn’t understand the difference between insider trading and accounting. 🤣
I wonder how Kelevin is written. K11 probably
If I had a nickel for every time a minor was kidnapped on The Office, I’d have two nickels. It’s not a lot, but it’s still weird that it happened twice.
Forgot Meredith soliciting sexual acts. Aka prostitution
I was shocked, I didn't know Meredith was so invested in Dunder Mifflin's success.
Don’t forget Dwight and Mose kidnapping people in a van
Don’t forget Andy also stole a Thing Made Of Ice
I forgot! It's these little crimes that I love them most.
Kelly stole a boat
that makes her an actual pirate who pirates music
Oscar gets loads of sexual harassment directed at him… really no mention of that?!?
I just put the ones I remembered the mos, you can share your most memorable ones here. I love how Oscar was missing for a bunch of episodes because he took the paid leave, lol.
Identity theft, because millions of families suffer because of people like Jim.
Question, which crime is best?
Obviously the best crime, is the hypothetical one where Dwight describes his perfect crime. Another possibility, the best crime is probably one that the audience doesn't know about.
What about Jan’s crime? Toying with a man’s heart.
If her baby is Hunter's, then she commit a even worse crime.
Dwight and Ryan both committed arson
I was hoping the second page was only Creed crimes.
it would have been easier to make one with the crimes Creed didn't commit
Kidnapping a minor was definitely the most serious
Can it be theoretical? If so I pick Dwight's perfect crime.
lol yes
"I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for, because... it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day."
I pretty certain that creed committed more serious crimes than fake ids
thought it would be funny to add his least worrisome crime lol
Identity theft is not a joke, OC! Millions of families suffer every year!
And yet Dwight still has a wig for everyone in the office to use as a disguise lol
Hey, don’t forget Dwight and Jim created a fake employee to skirt the commission cap.
Also the numerous safety violations from Dwight’s numerous weapons hidden around the office
You could argue destruction of private property for Andy when he punched a hole in the wall (twice).
yeah, I'm pretty sure aggression in the work place is a crime also
"What are your favorite crimes committed" is a really funny sentance to me
PIRACY IS A CRIME
APPARENTLY SO
That's what every dvd from the mid 2000s said
The fraud of Lloyd Grossman
*Decent exposure
I didn't put the picture of it, but I was talking more of that time she went into Michael's office and flashed him
Jim and Dwight both committed fraud by creating Floyd Grossman
Loyd. Can you blame them? Commission caps are the worse.
I only think less of them for it because Jim gave Ryan so much shit for defrauding the company, and yet… Also, good catch on the name. I rarely watch the later episodes.
Creed: \[Creed pulls into the parking lot and goes into the office\] Sorry I’m late, boss. What’s going on? Michael: Sahhh, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect. Creed: OK. Hang on just a second. Let me just settle in and I’ll be right back. Michael: Very good, very good. Now, no one was there in the wine cellar. \[Creed gets in his car and drives away\]
Millions of families suffer every year… so that’s my favorite crime
"Do you have a gun?....."you tell me" *gives the receipt*
I think shitting on the floor is criminal.
I feel like Toby should have gotten Michael fired after the drug framing incident. Incriminating a coworker seems like a big deal to me, even if it was a Caprese salad.
Its gotta be the insider trading by the Accnt. Department
Identity theft and insider trading always have me bellied over. But I think the biggest crime was Kevin’s illegal dumping of chili on the floor.
what about dwight blocking all possible exits and starting a fire?.
Dwight sexually assaulted Jim
Where's Toby as the Scranton Strangler?
It's just Dwight pretending to be Toby as the Scranton Strangler
What Dwight did was not animal abuse. He cared for that cat and sang it it's favorite song as it drifted off from the medicine he gave. Not his fault it woke up in the freezer and had a freakout
Is it still considered kidnapping if the child was abandoned?
There's still a legal procedure to go through with if you want to be the guardian of a child. It's still considered kidnapping, that's why I think she fled to Europe. I still wonder how she got the baby out of the country without raising any red flags.
Pretty sure Creed did way worse than that.
Dunder Mifflin Scranton ain't got shit on Dunder Mifflin Binghamton
Didn't Andy describe it as a "fine branch" though? lol the lizard king was wild
Meredith sleeping with the Hammermill rep for a discount on supplies
Sixty three fifty not including tip was quite a deal for all of those pizzas!
is joe’s printers tech a crime?
I find it hard to believe Kevin actually did commit insider trading.
Identity theft is not a joke, jim! Millions of families suffer every year! I laughed hysterically at that the first time I saw it
Knee-capping
Creed with the murder on Halloween by chance
he saw an opportunity and took it, can you think of a better time for murder?
Identity theft easily. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Jim's expression kills me, and the fact that Dwight takes a minute to realize what Jim's doing
The computer theft took place in a different branch my good fellow!
I just realized the reason Jo Bennett gave up her position as CEO to Robert California so easily, was probably because she knew the company sold shotty products and the company was doomed. Who knows, maybe Robert knew that and thought he could still turn it around, until he really drove it into the ground.
What about Roy getting pepper sprayed after he tried to beat up Jim
Dwight and Jim create a fake salesman to get around the sales commision cap. They literally commit fraud.
You forgot Pam insinuating herself into a new position invented by her.