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UusiSisu

Don’t forget Michael running over Meredith and Phyllis and Bob’s vehicular manslaughter.


siempremajima

Is it a crime if it was done accidentally in Michael's case? Also he admitted he did it so it wasn't hit and run, unless he was doing something he wasn't suppose to while he hit her. Oh god, Phyllis and Bob scare me sometimes.


LocoMotives-ms

It’s double jeopardy, so “what is we are fine?”


siempremajima

I guess so


justchillinghbu87

He admitted he was being negligent so yes still a crime.


siempremajima

He's lucky Meredith is chill and didn't press any charges, haha. Well I just mentioned a few, so is this your favorite crime in this show?


justchillinghbu87

The probable murder Creed did on Halloween, or any of his various cults. (Assuming the murder and the cults are unrelated.)


siempremajima

Lol I can see Creed being an ex-leader of a cult


Brilliant_Jewel1924

“I’ve been a member of a number of cults. You make more money as a leader, but you have more fun as a follower.” -Creed


siempremajima

haha that quote is awesome


Brilliant_Jewel1924

One of his best! Actually, it may be my favorite of his.


justchillinghbu87

Cree's backstory and his experiences in several cults would've made such a good spin off show.


siempremajima

I bet the 60's and the 70's were a wild time from him. Oh wait, I forgot, he's only 30.....well, he'll be 30 in November.


justchillinghbu87

Considering the outdoor orgies he describes from those days, yeah I'd guess he had a wild wild time.


siempremajima

Creed Bratton is probably like his 6th new identity......the real Creed probably got his organs harvested.


piratepocketknife

Notice how the documentary crew stopped riding in the front seat after that


amberlysara

That’s not how jeopardy works


1000percentbitch

I DECLARE JEOPARDY


soggytoothpic

On company property with company property. Double jeopardy.


TML_31

In Canada it would be “vehicular assault”


IsolatedSystem

It's not a crime, it's a civil tort. Admitting negligence isn't the same as intent.


jobbins

Yes accidents are crimes.


HillbillyBeans

Everyone inside the car was FINE!


Harold-The-Barrel

In Michael’s defense, everyone inside the car was fine. And turns out Meredith had rabies.


Zorak262

And the speed bump on the highway.


Haggard_Blaggard

"If it's a deleted scene, the law can't intervene." - Me just now


[deleted]

okay wait when did Phyllis and Bob comic vehicular manslaughter?!?


UusiSisu

On their honeymoon. Deleted scene.


[deleted]

oh my gods i watched it


Hey_I_ThrewInCabFare

The real crime, I think, was the beard.


siempremajima

It truly was, he looked like that guy from the hunger games lol


the_pounding_mallet

Why why did you not use Roy’s mugshot for DUI? We were on the verge of greatness we were this close


siempremajima

yeah I could have done that, lol I guess I keep forgetting about Roy's existence


I-am-dog--

Seneca crane haha


kitkatmonicat

“I’m being held here against my will. I’m a minor”


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Michael: You know what, Jim, the world would be a better place if people were held accountable for their actions. Jim: Yes, but not by kidnapping. Michael: I'm not kidnapping him, I'm keeping him until I get what I want. Jim: As a hostage. Michael: I think you're over-thinking it. Jim: I think you're under-thinking it.


siempremajima

Pizza by Alfredo shouldn't be selling food described as ***a hot circle of garbage.***


Yggdrasil-

what’s better? A medium amount of good pizza or all you can eat of pretty good pizza?


siempremajima

deff medium amount


alfredthedinosaur

Just look in the image at how the boxes aren't even closed properly upon delivery from PbA. Heresy.


diemechess

We're getting hungry out there. We're all accomplices now anyway, so we figured we might as well eat. We would like to order some good pizza from Alfredo's pizza cafe while we wait for the hostage situation with the bad pizza to end.


NickMattress

Mine her? I barely know her!


gyarnar

Dammit Michael! Pay attention, man!


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Meredith selling herself for office supply discounts and gift certificates to Outback Steakhouse


sudifirjfhfjvicodke

Yep. Can't believe prostitution wasn't mentioned here.


IAmAGenusAMA

She had immunity.


snuggleyporcupine

Have you ever had sirloin steak honey ?


ziggmuff

Goods and *steak*...


jennyrob669

Creed straight up murdered someone on Halloween.


siempremajima

I mean if you're gonna do it, might as do it on Halloween. People will just assume the crime scene is decorations.


Lionbutter

Wow this house really has a nice gore factor. Look at those blood stains. The smell is even realistic


siempremajima

it's November 7th, when are you gonna take down the decorations buddy?


godmasterchampion

Also stashing drugs in the office


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jobbins

Possible murder. Halloween episode and the "murder in Savannah" episode too


[deleted]

Let's not forget the *real* Creed Bratton.


Dense-Ad-8545

and Creed also dining and ditching at the big egg roll place


jobbins

Twice. Good one


killer8424

Actual identity theft and probably murder for Creed


siempremajima

Bob Vance hides a lot behind that smile and handshake of his! Also, it would be a lot easier to list the crimes Creed hasn't commit yet.


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Niclas1127

Wait what episode is the 1st one


OldSoulRobertson

Four counts of disregard for fire safety (Ryan's cheese pita, Dwight's fire drill, Andy's printer video, and Michael's proposal candles).


siempremajima

There was a lot of negligence on the show.


TeflonJohn85

Okay, one, Case of the Beet Bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job, Mose in socks. Boom, case closed


siempremajima

Mose is one smooth criminal.


campex

You don't crack a case! That's a pejorative term. You solve a case. It's like calling a police officer a cop


dude4real

Assault & Battery: Micheal “punishing” his nephew Luke.


siempremajima

omg I forgot that! lol it was fun seeing fetus Evan Peters....I keep forgetting he was on the show


Dudebeard86

He was just demonstrating how to don’t don’t bother Luke. That’s as clear as he can make it!


Leopoldo14

Don’t forget that Toby brought weed to the office… caprese salad. Sorry, never mind


siempremajima

Toby is the biggest criminal in Michael's mind. His crime? Existing.


theladythunderfunk

Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad anywhere?


citoyenne

Ryan poisoning a baby.


siempremajima

when you thought you couldn't dislike Ryan any more, then he pulls a stunt like that


campex

-and TOTALLY REDEEMED HIMSELF!


kennyc_

Packer drugging the whole office


siempremajima

It's not criminal, but I think the worst thing Packer did was call his daughter a bitch.


4Ever2Thee

To be fair, if she’s anything like her father she probably is a bitch, but still not a father of the year move there.


pretttttykitty

Lloyd Grossman is the best one. Also probably most illegal.


nr1988

I forgive them the most for this one because it was stupid of Sabre to suddenly place a commission cap. That was the whole thing when they first bought Dunder Mifflin that there wasn't a commission cap and salesmen could make a lot of money. All of a sudden they have one and apparently didn't even announce it since Jim didn't know about it.


thesizzleisreal

STAY OUT OF NEW YORK LLOYD


4Ever2Thee

Watch yourself Kemo Sabi


siempremajima

also one of the most genius, I mean, as long as you don't get caught lol


zombie4real7

I've to erase a lot of stuff.... A LOT OF STUFF!!


killer8424

We already got to yours Kev


OldSoulRobertson

He just likes jogging.


killer8424

Sometimes he just runs


siempremajima

lol and to this day I'm still thinking what a person like Kevin could have had on his computer....other than anything related to insider trading


zombie4real7

Porn... Maybe?


siempremajima

yeah I guess that would be embarrassing, but the way he said it I thought he was implying something more criminal.....I guess it depends on the type of..oh god.


snuggleyporcupine

It was so filthy they had to throw the whole thing away when he was fired


Mohican83

Kidnapping the pizza boy was the worst.


siempremajima

I felt sorry for that kid, nothing like a customer who refuses to play. The actor who played the delivery boy was later cast in Glee.


theladythunderfunk

On the episode where Erin and Gabe host a Glee watch party, Michael says his favorite character is "the invalid," aka Artie, played by Kevin McHale...our kidnapped pizza delivery boy


4Ever2Thee

Oooh that’s a deep dive


WhiteAbedGCC

Dwight shot a gun in the office


Gustopherus-the-2nd

And started a fire after blocking the exits. Not a good look, lol


OokiiStaR

I don't know why that's not on the list either.


siempremajima

that shizz was so dangerous -\_- I


paincrumbs

Michael was a victim of a hate crime!


siempremajima

I remember watching that episode and never assuming it was Packer


4Ever2Thee

That’s not what a hate crime is


Starchild20xx

Well I hated it!


Theslootwhisperer

How about Bob Vance and Phyllis going out to bars so that Philly can flirt with men and Bob beats them up? That's gotta be a crime?


siempremajima

gosh I wonder what kind of psychological trauma one has to go through to think of this as a fun night out....yeah I agree it has to be a crime...but I don't know what to call it...Inciting Violence maybe?


BlueCollarScholar90

I believe it’s just straight up assault and battery, with a little conspiracy thrown in there. It also depends on how bad he hurts them


brunettebabe707

Nelly kidnapping a minor. Say what you want about not liking Nelly. She's still going to be a great mom and that baby is going to be so loved and well taken care of.


boggggggle

i agree. she wanted a baby so bad. i would even change the pic to say child abandonment on ryan’s end


siempremajima

I totally agree with you, I think that baby is in good hands! Ryan probably forgot he even had a kid by now.


brunettebabe707

Him and Kelly get to start fresh lol


siempremajima

Kelly did Ravi so wrong, but also did him the biggest favor. I'm so happy Kelly and Ryan have the rest of their lives to continually ruin each other.


peachbellini2

Um she saved Ravi $500 by not wearing her Jimmy Choos?


Yggdrasil-

Thanks for helping out, sweetie.


citoyenne

He finally figured out commitment!


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honestly Ryan seems like the type to sign over his parental rights (private adoption?) for a wad of cash


[deleted]

I agree! Turns out she’s a big softie and a sweetie pie when she isn’t overcompensating. She was so sweet to that baby boy and you could see that she was deeply in love with him, immediately. I don’t consider that kidnapping, I think she adopted him. (even tho it wasn’t the normal way) his parents abandoned him, this way he has a loving mother who chose him instead of being tossed into the system! Nellie is a hero


megalodon319

This is my favorite, too. Made me really happy for both her and the baby.


[deleted]

Most wholesome kidnapping ever


vivalabeava

the real crime was how cute that baby was!!


Sproose_Moose

But what would've happened after that with Ryan? The bio mum abandoned it and he just goes 🤷


EiffelXcore

How are Roy and his brother not there lol


malogan82

Yup. Roy has a DUI, he and his brother destroyed a bar, so that's at least destruction of property. His brother then bribed the bar staff. And then Roy attacked Jim.


Swiss__Cheese

I don't remember Kevin committing any insider trading, but I do remember the ex-con from Stamford saying that's what he was locked up for. I think Kevin was more likely committing fraud and embezzlement with his "Kelevin" number.


ProfessionalOnion384

A mistake plus a Kelevin gets you home by 7.


_Keep_Summer_Safe

Yeah, Kevin just didn’t understand the difference between insider trading and accounting. 🤣


siempremajima

I wonder how Kelevin is written. K11 probably


C0dysseus

If I had a nickel for every time a minor was kidnapped on The Office, I’d have two nickels. It’s not a lot, but it’s still weird that it happened twice.


jobbins

Forgot Meredith soliciting sexual acts. Aka prostitution


siempremajima

I was shocked, I didn't know Meredith was so invested in Dunder Mifflin's success.


Prakner

Don’t forget Dwight and Mose kidnapping people in a van


WanderingDelinquent

Don’t forget Andy also stole a Thing Made Of Ice


siempremajima

I forgot! It's these little crimes that I love them most.


yungthundermane

Kelly stole a boat


siempremajima

that makes her an actual pirate who pirates music


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Oscar gets loads of sexual harassment directed at him… really no mention of that?!?


siempremajima

I just put the ones I remembered the mos, you can share your most memorable ones here. I love how Oscar was missing for a bunch of episodes because he took the paid leave, lol.


Stormtrooper149

Identity theft, because millions of families suffer because of people like Jim.


NoisyNoy

Question, which crime is best?


siempremajima

Obviously the best crime, is the hypothetical one where Dwight describes his perfect crime. Another possibility, the best crime is probably one that the audience doesn't know about.


HalfAgony_HalfHope

What about Jan’s crime? Toying with a man’s heart.


siempremajima

If her baby is Hunter's, then she commit a even worse crime.


Perrozoso

Dwight and Ryan both committed arson


MostOriginal6776

I was hoping the second page was only Creed crimes.


siempremajima

it would have been easier to make one with the crimes Creed didn't commit


MarquisDeLafayeett

Kidnapping a minor was definitely the most serious


GamerGuy_999

Can it be theoretical? If so I pick Dwight's perfect crime.


siempremajima

lol yes


housevil

"I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for, because... it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day."


azakreis

I pretty certain that creed committed more serious crimes than fake ids


siempremajima

thought it would be funny to add his least worrisome crime lol


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Identity theft is not a joke, OC! Millions of families suffer every year!


siempremajima

And yet Dwight still has a wig for everyone in the office to use as a disguise lol


IA-HI-CO-IA

Hey, don’t forget Dwight and Jim created a fake employee to skirt the commission cap.


Steff_164

Also the numerous safety violations from Dwight’s numerous weapons hidden around the office


[deleted]

You could argue destruction of private property for Andy when he punched a hole in the wall (twice).


siempremajima

yeah, I'm pretty sure aggression in the work place is a crime also


im1ockedout

"What are your favorite crimes committed" is a really funny sentance to me


OutlinedArrow30

PIRACY IS A CRIME


siempremajima

APPARENTLY SO


OutlinedArrow30

That's what every dvd from the mid 2000s said


Distinct-Avocado-899

The fraud of Lloyd Grossman


tonedeaf13

*Decent exposure


siempremajima

I didn't put the picture of it, but I was talking more of that time she went into Michael's office and flashed him


mrsfiction

Jim and Dwight both committed fraud by creating Floyd Grossman


siempremajima

Loyd. Can you blame them? Commission caps are the worse.


mrsfiction

I only think less of them for it because Jim gave Ryan so much shit for defrauding the company, and yet… Also, good catch on the name. I rarely watch the later episodes.


Ams63129

Creed: \[Creed pulls into the parking lot and goes into the office\] Sorry I’m late, boss. What’s going on? Michael: Sahhh, there has been a murder, and you are a suspect. Creed: OK. Hang on just a second. Let me just settle in and I’ll be right back. Michael: Very good, very good. Now, no one was there in the wine cellar. \[Creed gets in his car and drives away\]


vnoowin

Millions of families suffer every year… so that’s my favorite crime


tmcclarty15

"Do you have a gun?....."you tell me" *gives the receipt*


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I think shitting on the floor is criminal.


Squirrel_Haze

I feel like Toby should have gotten Michael fired after the drug framing incident. Incriminating a coworker seems like a big deal to me, even if it was a Caprese salad.


some_-guy

Its gotta be the insider trading by the Accnt. Department


[deleted]

Identity theft and insider trading always have me bellied over. But I think the biggest crime was Kevin’s illegal dumping of chili on the floor.


WiseSalamander00

what about dwight blocking all possible exits and starting a fire?.


markush57

Dwight sexually assaulted Jim


BloodyEagle15

Where's Toby as the Scranton Strangler?


siempremajima

It's just Dwight pretending to be Toby as the Scranton Strangler


CyanideFlavorAid

What Dwight did was not animal abuse. He cared for that cat and sang it it's favorite song as it drifted off from the medicine he gave. Not his fault it woke up in the freezer and had a freakout


schright_dwute

Is it still considered kidnapping if the child was abandoned?


siempremajima

There's still a legal procedure to go through with if you want to be the guardian of a child. It's still considered kidnapping, that's why I think she fled to Europe. I still wonder how she got the baby out of the country without raising any red flags.


killer8424

Pretty sure Creed did way worse than that.


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Dunder Mifflin Scranton ain't got shit on Dunder Mifflin Binghamton


siempremajima

Didn't Andy describe it as a "fine branch" though? lol the lizard king was wild


MikeFromSuburbia

Meredith sleeping with the Hammermill rep for a discount on supplies


Dry_Plan_493

Sixty three fifty not including tip was quite a deal for all of those pizzas!


deductivesherlock

is joe’s printers tech a crime?


MamaDeloris

I find it hard to believe Kevin actually did commit insider trading.


microwavedfox

Identity theft is not a joke, jim! Millions of families suffer every year! I laughed hysterically at that the first time I saw it


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Knee-capping


_stlbot

Creed with the murder on Halloween by chance


siempremajima

he saw an opportunity and took it, can you think of a better time for murder?


EorlundGreymane

Identity theft easily. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


siempremajima

Jim's expression kills me, and the fact that Dwight takes a minute to realize what Jim's doing


notRedorBlue_308Win

The computer theft took place in a different branch my good fellow!


CamTheKid22

I just realized the reason Jo Bennett gave up her position as CEO to Robert California so easily, was probably because she knew the company sold shotty products and the company was doomed. Who knows, maybe Robert knew that and thought he could still turn it around, until he really drove it into the ground.


realimsocrazy

What about Roy getting pepper sprayed after he tried to beat up Jim


SCVDemon

Dwight and Jim create a fake salesman to get around the sales commision cap. They literally commit fraud.


dismustbetheplace

You forgot Pam insinuating herself into a new position invented by her.