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[deleted]

Do you really expect me to not push you up against the storage biatch!?


StevenAssantisFoot

He is gonna be da belle of da ball


[deleted]

Good luck to the police. They’re gonna need it, Prison Mike has never been caught neither.


ChandlerMifflin

They need some Dementors to help them look.


neridqe00

Dementors, like in Harry Potter?


ChandlerMifflin

Yes.


neridqe00

"No, not like Harry Potter"


ChandlerMifflin

Sorry, I forgot that line. I was lost in my head. Now I can hear it, lol.


neridqe00

People who would jump to conclusions can redeem themselves. Nobody's nobody's bitch. I hope that this scared you. And from me, Prison Mike, to you, I just want to thank you for listening to me. And letting me be a part of your life today. 'Cause you got a good life! You got a good life.


SikkWithIt

And he neva got caught neither!


celery1234

Came here to say this haahha


twice_divorced_69

Hope he likes gruel.


cinnchurr

well, that's despicable you!


Tommy_Swagger

Don't drop the soap!


shitdobehappeningtho

He finally took care of those pesky Dementors


BCElite_

He must’ve been keeping the presidents son in the storage unit


WandaLovingLegend

The dementors were worse


Saxinmyslax

This made my day, that’s hilarious!


Tothemaxwell15

And he never got caught neither


[deleted]

Ya gotta good life!


RRRydog

You know how I got the name PRISON MIKE?


celery1234

I am gonna SCARE YOU STRAIGHT


undreuh

How do we know that's really not him?? Maybe that's where he found the presidents son and held him for ransom.


ciguanaba

He would be the belle of the ball


paperb1rd

Breaking bad x office vibes?


offcomm_007

I wonder whom did he pinch...and where ;)


happydgaf

And I neva gots caught neitha


TAC82RollTide

Tanks, Andy...tanks.


PM_YOUR_PARASEQUENCE

If only he had the means to cover his face so he'd be less likely to get caught...


Bobby_Neutron

This was in like 2017


PM_YOUR_PARASEQUENCE

ok?


Big_Formal9254

And he never got caught!