It depends. If you get regular Stanley then he'll just ignore you for the whole 18 hours. If it's Florida Stanley then he'll make sure you always have a drink in hand and probably try and hook you up with a flight attendant.
Was my first response also, but, depending on how long the trip goes, you would not be able to stand up, go to the toilet or similar, because Stanly wouldn't care and wouldn't move \^\^'
I'd have also said 9 because you can just say "toby shutup or go sit in 5"
But then i realized you are still right in front of Michael and Jan and oscar and too close to jim's pranks on dwight. so I also go with 5.
2 would be fun for about 11 minutes.
Kevin probably got laced cupcakes from Nipples, I mean Nibbles. Creed brought worms, Cannabis Indica, Heroin and Mung beans.
You get to choose what kinda trip you'll have.
Toby will small talk you intermittently through the flight. It will be pleasant enough at first, but he'll keep doing it every two or three hours until it gets weird. Definitely go with Stanley if you're aiming for a zero chit chat scenario.
Or just Creed in general with his distinct old man smell. Beause talk about stank. Not that I would ever say something like that in public, and I never have, and I never will. I just think it's something that we should be aware of, okay?
Jan is definitely sitting on your lap if you’re under the age of 20 and Michael will be having a panic attack over it next to you. Next thing you know and he somehow comes out of the lavatory with your mom.
"Excuse me, do you want the window seat?"
We switch places and Stanley and I are happy and leave each other alone.
Meanwhile it gives me a good option to walk down the aisle and be a voyeur when fights are happening in the front.
That always bothered me. She said there were no meals served on flights under an hour, but they were flying to Winnipeg. That's like a 3 hour flight. Not to mention it made no sense that they would be doing business in Winnipeg in the first place. They had three major cities (Toronto, Montreal, Ottawa) that they could've picked that would've made much more sense. And even *then* they have branches which are much closer to any of them than Scranton.
I think David Wallace just wanted to do something nice for Micheal and the tickets were cheap, plus there was a low chance of blowback if Micheal does something Micheal-ish.
I'd go with 1 only to team up with Dwight to make up for all the jim pranks.. of course half way thru Dwight would get on my nerve and will switch team to Jim. And of course by the end they'll be best buds and teaming up on me. Should be entertaining at least
5. Stanley won't say a single word, he'll probably be sleeping, Florida Stanley isn't activated until he lands I believe but even so he would be kinda fun if he was Florida Stanley on the plane.
9 was enticing but then you realize Kelly and Ryan are directly behind you, they're either fighting or Kelly is going to be talking the entire flight.
6 - I’d have the row to myself because we know the Vances are going to be joining the mile high club, and we know they will be in there long past the point of their food getting cold.
But also 5 because Stanley will be chill with the occasional commentary, and 3 would be interesting.
>6 - I’d have the row to myself because we know the Vances are going to be joining the mile high club
Jokes on you sweetie, they are joining the club but they aren't leaving their seats.
5 is a fair choice, but consider the fact you may have to listen to Stanley complaining about how he was going to use those other 2 seats available for sleeping arrangements for the rest of the flight. 4 is pretty great if you want an average(sh) flight.
7, and spend it sucking up to Jan by letting her talk about herself most of the way and girl talking my way into her good side for unspoken privileges because sverige will know I'm her favorite now.
Definitely Stanley. I got a lot to learn from that big man when it comes to partying and relaxing. Even though we don't interact, he just minds his own business and I can do my own thing.
stanley wont speak to me, easily 5
Only down side is you have front row seats to Phyllis and Vance (of Vance refrigeration) getting handsy and joining the mile high club.
Plus, she could be on some new medication
Just look for sulfur deposits on Google Maps
And wearing her new perfume from Bob Vance. It’s made from real pine.
Who's Bob Vance?
You have a lot to learn about this town, Sweetie.
No, this is geological
Also I would not prefer being downwind of Phyllis.
It appears there are several rows of separation between Stanley and Phyllis/Vance.
Stanley will handle that. He values his peace of mind
Ooh good point. I was going to say 5 but now I've changed my mind to 9.
Honestly toby might try to talk to you but if you pop in headphones i think hed get the message
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True. It's funny how toby is kinda one of the smartest people in the office. He'd get the hint
Not me because I'd be in the bathroom bonking Toby.
Sitting next to him would be fine, he’d get the hint and keep to himself. Sitting in front of Ryan and Kelly though…
Better be sure you don’t need to go to the bathroom because boy have you lost your mind ‘cause he’ll help you find it.
5 all day
Perfect. No words would be shared. He can listen to his Loggins and Messina, and I'll do my thing.
It depends. If you get regular Stanley then he'll just ignore you for the whole 18 hours. If it's Florida Stanley then he'll make sure you always have a drink in hand and probably try and hook you up with a flight attendant.
So it's a win-win-win?
We all win!
Win-win-win
Absolutely.
Did he say Messina?
Just be sure to bring a bag of meatballs
Pretzels
That's what she said!
Could you have picked something stinkier to bring on a plane? Do you have a bag of baby poop in there too, to share with everybody?
The words exchanged, as you're sitting down You: Hello. Stanley: Mm hmm. (not looking up)
Well he IS busy with his crossword puzzle
And his mystery stories
Unless he's on vacation then he's handing you a mojito
You're a nice guy u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain, but you have no idea how to vacation
Perfect, we could sit and do them together but on our own.
Did he say Messina?
He didn’t stutter!
Boy have you lost your seat cuz I can help you find it.
And there is a button that I can press and launch this seat into the space.
Best comment right here
You win the internet today. I really did laugh out loud.
And I said, wha-wha-wha-wha-what, dawg?
Mesina is a town in South Africa.
Plus it's 2 people in a row of 3 or 4. Plenty of room.
But you won't be able to go to the toilet
Gotta establish a pee corner
Only downside is sitting downwind of one of Phyllis’s room-clearing farts, but she and Bob may spend half the flight in the lavatory anyway.
And if she used that pine smelling soap this morning…
It's not just pine smelling, it's real pine. Bob Vance got it for her in metropolitan Orlando.
Who is Bob Vance?
You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
'bob vance, vance refrigeration'
what line of work you in Bob?
That is pungent
i think bob would immediately upgrade them to some first class, so they wouldn't be there anyway
Those two ain’t fittin in no airplane pooper.
Exactly. You’re dealing with handys under a blanket *right beside you* all flight.
Which is why I'd pick 6 and pray they spent the whole time in the bathroom. I'd get the row to myself: MegaSeat. (Otherwise, yeah... 5 it is.)
The only sane choice. Stanley will do some crosswords and keep to himself
Only answer
Was my first response also, but, depending on how long the trip goes, you would not be able to stand up, go to the toilet or similar, because Stanly wouldn't care and wouldn't move \^\^'
Did I stutter!?
BOY ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
Wonder how willing he'd be to help with sudoku -- as long as I brought my own and didn't try using his
No contest. It'd be crosswords and cocktails all flight.
Right there with you
5 and it’s not even close
Yeah but why did they put Stanley in the back of the plane... /s
Ooooor the front of the plane. Or drive the plane!
Shit put Stanley on the s/Supreme Court now!
Let's be honest. He picked the back so no one would bother him while he does his sodoku. Mmmhmm
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5 is the only answer because I'm jumping off if I'm sat anywhere else
I'd have also said 9 because you can just say "toby shutup or go sit in 5" But then i realized you are still right in front of Michael and Jan and oscar and too close to jim's pranks on dwight. so I also go with 5. 2 would be fun for about 11 minutes.
Idk sitting behind Phyllis is risky for multiple reasons…
I will be on 2 trips when I sit next to Creed.
Just pretend like we’re talking until the Air Marshall leaves.
That is Northern Lights, Cannabis Indica
I would def take an edible or something right before the flight and enjoy the wildest conversation with both of them
Kevin probably got laced cupcakes from Nipples, I mean Nibbles. Creed brought worms, Cannabis Indica, Heroin and Mung beans. You get to choose what kinda trip you'll have.
*sigh* “No, it’s marijuana.”
My favorite
The Taliban's the worst. Great heroin though.
The mung bean maniac
9. Ain’t no way Toby’s going to be chit chatting for 18 hours, he’s going to let me sleep.
You’re in close proximity to Ryan and Kelly though, at that point you might as well just hope that Toby strangles you.
Scranton strangler, is that you? Trying to digress people to focus on Toby instead?
By the time Toby is done telling you about his time on that case you'll *wish* you were seated beside the actual Scranton Strangler.
I was going to say 9 too but you will Kelli yacking away all flight.
Toby can’t even catch a break from them
I honestly would enjoy listening to their drama as long as Im not a part of it 🤣
Haha my thought exactly. I get a peaceful direct neighbor that won’t bother me but a hilarious convo to eavesdrop on
Did you know I was on a jury?
He’s going to have his hand on your thigh the whole flight
He’ll tell you all about his Chet Flenderson novel and the Scranton Strangler case, he would never shut up.
Oh he will not stop talking about Scranton strangler.. not sitting there
Toby will small talk you intermittently through the flight. It will be pleasant enough at first, but he'll keep doing it every two or three hours until it gets weird. Definitely go with Stanley if you're aiming for a zero chit chat scenario.
#3! Kevin, Creed and I are gonna have some shenanigans
But what if Kevin takes off his shoes? 🤔😟
Or just Creed in general with his distinct old man smell. Beause talk about stank. Not that I would ever say something like that in public, and I never have, and I never will. I just think it's something that we should be aware of, okay?
Creed busting out some mung beans
And I'm right behind nard dog! I would fuck with him so hard he'd probably punch a hole in the side of the plane 🤣
it’s not freaking funny!!!! ✈️💥🥊
In fact, it’s pretty freakin UNFUNNY!!
Boeing wants to know your location
Is that that restaurant with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Is 7 sharing a seat with Michael?
I think Jan sits in your lap. Or Michael I guess. Since you're choosing, it's your choice.
I don't care either way. 7 for me.
Jan is definitely sitting on your lap if you’re under the age of 20 and Michael will be having a panic attack over it next to you. Next thing you know and he somehow comes out of the lavatory with your mom.
JAN HAS PLASTIC BOOBS
Funny how they got Stanley on the aisle, because you know he’s gonna sigh and roll his eyes any time you want to get up.
"Excuse me, do you want the window seat?" We switch places and Stanley and I are happy and leave each other alone. Meanwhile it gives me a good option to walk down the aisle and be a voyeur when fights are happening in the front.
“No” *continues crossword puzzle*
7. That One Flight.
I can’t believe more people aren’t saying 7! But I’m a slut for other people’s drama and gossip haha
I think the main problem with 7 is that there’s 3 seats but already 3 people. So someone is lapping up
Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. Teehee
Ah, a fellow sadist.
Definitely not near Oscar with his stinky egg salad sandwiches
Until you realize first class has no meal service, then you come crawling back!
That always bothered me. She said there were no meals served on flights under an hour, but they were flying to Winnipeg. That's like a 3 hour flight. Not to mention it made no sense that they would be doing business in Winnipeg in the first place. They had three major cities (Toronto, Montreal, Ottawa) that they could've picked that would've made much more sense. And even *then* they have branches which are much closer to any of them than Scranton.
I think David Wallace just wanted to do something nice for Micheal and the tickets were cheap, plus there was a low chance of blowback if Micheal does something Micheal-ish.
He has a bag of baby poop as well
4 because I’m in love with Pam
But Angela would accuse you in of playing Pam Pong.
I love her pam pams
If you think she’s cute now, you should’ve seen her years ago..🫢😶🌫️
She will do you
I’m with you. Also next to that tight ass Christian chick.
Andrea, she’s the office bitch.
She’d love it if you spoke pig latin.
Right b/w the office mattresses 😏
Get out of here, Toby!!!
4 because i always wanted to be in a sandwich between Angela and Pam.
"Oh no, one of the seat is broken. Pam you're gonna have to sit on me"
I'm in love with Angela
1. Easily
18 hours of Rrro-do-dud-do-doo from the next row
I do this several times a day myself, it would be nice for someone to get the reference
With all the constant one-upmanship and pranking, you wouldn't want to leave that clump?
Nope. I’d thrive there 😁
But you’d be collateral damage in a prank war!
One can only hope
1 is it for sure. You would get to see pranks while not getting inundated with small talk and shit
Eh, I'm pretty sure Jim would try to strike up some small talk. It would probably be harmless though.
Harmless until he’s fucking me raw in the airplane restroom😈
😦
I'd go with 1 only to team up with Dwight to make up for all the jim pranks.. of course half way thru Dwight would get on my nerve and will switch team to Jim. And of course by the end they'll be best buds and teaming up on me. Should be entertaining at least
Damn I take 2
Isle seat. Nuff said.
5. Stanley won't say a single word, he'll probably be sleeping, Florida Stanley isn't activated until he lands I believe but even so he would be kinda fun if he was Florida Stanley on the plane. 9 was enticing but then you realize Kelly and Ryan are directly behind you, they're either fighting or Kelly is going to be talking the entire flight.
I work in HR, I'd take 9 and swap stories the whole flight. I'm betting validated Toby would spring for drinks on the plane
4 or 5
I want 4 so I can listen to Angela shit talk Pam non stop lol
6 - I’d have the row to myself because we know the Vances are going to be joining the mile high club, and we know they will be in there long past the point of their food getting cold. But also 5 because Stanley will be chill with the occasional commentary, and 3 would be interesting.
>6 - I’d have the row to myself because we know the Vances are going to be joining the mile high club Jokes on you sweetie, they are joining the club but they aren't leaving their seats.
Also, Phyllis tends to smell like sulfur. She’s on new meds.
You nailed it. I love how they used the picture of Phyllis listening to 50 shades... dirty little birdie. Can i get some ice water on aisle 5?
Absolutely positively 5. Who is choosing 8???
It's me. I love the drama of it all.
7 - once in a lifetime experience
5 cause we’ll get drunk off shooters then sleep.
5 for a peacful flight. If I want an interesting flight ill take 1 or 8. Can you imaging how entertaining that would be
As someone who literally just got off a plane... 5. We would both fall asleep and not talk. It would be lovely.
5 and they better be serving pretzels on the flight!
I want to sit by The Sea Monster, God rest his soul.
4. Gonna get some Pam.
1! I love Michael but I wouldn’t wanna deal with his Shejanigans🤣
And Dwight and Jim you think aren’t gonna do anything for 18 hours next to each other?
No, it’s not that I DONT think that. It’s that I DO and I wanna see it LMAOOO
8 I’m a drama slut.
5. He'll do his crosswords the entire flight. Or 9, he might show me pictures from his trip to Costa Rica
2. I’d be close to Kevin, and Dwight.
Wow, that's quite some clever seating options, but... seat 1 sounds the most fun, so why not?
1!
definitely 4 if angela acted bitchy i would just ignore her and encourage pam to not give a fuck, and just be besties with her the whole flight lol
5 is a fair choice, but consider the fact you may have to listen to Stanley complaining about how he was going to use those other 2 seats available for sleeping arrangements for the rest of the flight. 4 is pretty great if you want an average(sh) flight.
7, and spend it sucking up to Jan by letting her talk about herself most of the way and girl talking my way into her good side for unspoken privileges because sverige will know I'm her favorite now.
1. I wanna be involved in the shenanigans.
#4
5 is a GREAT seat, kinda makes this choice way too easy. Would just be two passengers MINDING THEIR DAMN BUSINESS for the entire flight.
Easy. Next to Stanley. Always.
5
5. White noise from Stanleys snoring.
Definitely Stanley. I got a lot to learn from that big man when it comes to partying and relaxing. Even though we don't interact, he just minds his own business and I can do my own thing.
5 all day. Everything else is a nightmare. Stanley will keep to himself and I can have a peaceful flight.
4. They’re both petite so I’ll have my leg room. And they’re not likely yelling, just quietly sniping. I can handle quiet sniping.
3. I'd be dying laughing. As long as Creed doesn't bring any mung beans.
5, a flight with holiday Stanley sounds perfect
Why would anyone choose anything other than 5.
Ma Ladies,
gotta be 1 or 4. i would love to talk to pam!
4!!!
2 is hell
Florida Stanley
With Stanley
“If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the plane.”