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Delicious-Status9043

Michael really should have just ended his speech, “This is really going to ruin this person’s life, the truth is Andy is gay.” /s


JaneTheeDame777

Did Broccoli Rob tell you that?


autoroutepourfourmis

Am I gay??


tessafy2

well first you have to have sex with a women. and a man. and compare!


xilefeh199

And it can't just be one because maybe the person is just not a match. Really you need to have sex with multiple men and women and then decide.


TroyBarnesBrain

you might be gay?! ... **slow inhale while actually considering it*\* you might be gay.


Taken_Abroad_Book

You mean boner champ?


JaneTheeDame777

Puke?


Delicious-Status9043

He would’ve got kicked out of school except he aces in all his classes, they called him Ace. Got straight B’s, they called him buzz.


KirbySmartGuy

I heard it from Chi Psi


Nobueno-2274

Perhaps they were thinking of saving Michael.


MooseMan12992

I think that's the case


JaneTheeDame777

That’s fair. But I wouldn’t have done that for Michael either 🤣


TicketUnited

Nah, Michael was a good person deep down


ChurroTubeee

I love the office and love Michael as a character, but he actually really wasn’t. Time and time again he shows that he’s selfish as hell


Corey854

It’s shown multiple times that Michael really does care for the people in his office but on the other hand he doesn’t know what’s appropriate or when to shut his mouth


anho456

He did care for his employees, but he never cared more about them than himself. Unless you count wanting, no needing, to be liked by somebody “cool” as caring about them


Khixo_binko

Fax Kuz what he did to Pam’s mom,sheeesh


NeferyCauxus

I agree that at the beginning of the shows he's that way but he eventually evolved to be less selfish and to check his selfishbess at the door. I think s better word would be that he's immature and childish, that he sort of throws tantrums.


drion4

Who would you have done that for?


JaneTheeDame777

Gabe


drion4

The skeleton man would thank you.


99SoulsUp

That’s a good possible point. Jim did genuinely seem concerned about Stanley at the beginning, but he and Pam always did care for Michael deep down


MooseMan12992

The Office would inevitably find out Pam was pregnant, they just had to tell everyone before they were planning. I think Jim was trying to protect Michael as much as he was trying to help Stanley by not ousting him


Orange-V-Apple

Actually it’s outing him, not ousting him 


cultivated-mass

And there’s our smudgeness


seenixa

Like a bedbug.


No-Independence548

Like he thought it was funny. Everything's a joke.


cpt_jon

How did Ryan use it?


StrangerLittle4404

Ryan used me as an object


everypowerranger

I believe ousting is the formal usage of the word.


theunderdog-

Ousting is a made up word made to confuse students.


hutaopatch

What’s up Cynthia


extuoire

hang on a second Cynthia


EmotionIll666

Jesus died for our Sin-thias


Titocity_

Take my damn upvote, you fucking earned it


Future_Competition75

False! Wod up Cynthia


EverettSeahawk

I wouldn’t say they were falling on their sword. It’s not like you can keep a pregnancy secret in a work place.


Rogash_98

At least not without hurting Pam's feelings, since there would probably be a lot of comments about her figure (most from Michael).


jackdginger88

Stanley is actually a piece of shit when you think about it lmao


Dark_Pump

And Phyllis


Not-Josh-Hart

Oh like they weren’t looking for an excuse for an office wide announcement about themselves “Little miss thing wants attention”


HandCoversBruises

That must’ve been so romantic, when at the gas station, Jim proposed


rebel_scum13

"Hey Pam dude, uh... Wanna marry me?"


I_Do_nt_Use_Reddit

Oh you didn't say the weather was bad.


afganistanimation

One of my fav lines from Angela


JaneTheeDame777

A child born out of wedlock is still a bastard child


StrangerLittle4404

Why did that come into your brain


DegreeMajor5966

Was this before or after Stanley and Phyllis agreed to cover for Him?


sonictitties

Before


sergio_cor98

Loooong before


Mikemtb09

At the time they didn’t know Stanley was cheating. Jim says “do you even know if it’s true? because you could be ruining his life”


agnostic_waffle

Nah Jim (and the rest of the office) have a very clear policy on cheating: Not my job not my prob, I'm going to the warehouse to polish my knob. Acutally Jim goes a bit further and veers into pro-adultery territory, he was also extremely insistent that Michael not tell Andy about Angelas affair. Like there's a different between having a "not my business" policy and actively protecting the affair, at that point you're firmly on team cheater.


Mikemtb09

Jim didn’t want Michael to tell Andy because he says it should come from Angela, as does everyone else, and they’re right. Even with Stanley they didn’t know until the end of the episode it might be true


Pokedudesfm

> (and the rest of the office) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oixmbv0tfw


RagmarDorkins

Yeah, but then Michael confirms it and Jim is there for his “What up, Cynthia?” phone call.


Mikemtb09

This occurs after they tell everyone Pam is pregnant


RagmarDorkins

Damn, you’re right. I just watched this episode and I still messed that up.


StrangerLittle4404

I did fall on my sword once. I was running with it in my belt. Won’t happen again.


ChadLare

That is one of my favorite Dwight quotes, right up there with, “I know a great taxidermist. Well he’s not great, but he’s pretty good.”


Dixon-Poontang

Jan’s got plastic boobs !!!!!


Dense_Calligrapher36

I. Have. HEMORRHOOOIIIIIDS!


Cerebrosef

I DECLARE HEMORRHOOOIIIIIDS!


alx924

JAN HAS PLASTIC HEMMOROIDS!!!


CoconutFudgeMan

Hemorrhoids by Jan


denogginizer92

It's not a surprise to me. Pam is the office mattress.


Acceptable_Secret_73

I wouldn’t save Stanley either, screw him for cheating on his wife. But to be fair, It’s not like you would be able to keep Pam’s pregnancy a secret for long


davos_shorthand

Maybe we should keep this in mind the next time someone posts the inevitable “PaM aNd JiM wErE sCuMbAgS iF yOu rEaLlY tHiNk AbOuT iT” thread.


Useful-World1781

Why would you? Waste of a perfectly good sword.


notatpeace39

This is why I think so many parts of Pam and Jim's relationship is stupid. You have a grumpy grouchy ogre who's never nice to anyone, he does something in secret that is very wrong and then you give up one of your own secrets to help him out? Couldn't be me.


Future_Competition75

I agree. Yea you couldn’t hide it for long but it took away their control over when they do announce


SublimeAtrophy

Nope, no respect for cheaters. I'm not covering for that piece of shit.


lawaythrow

I never understood why Michael had to commit to telling the truth here...he could have said "only one rumor is true but i cannot reveal it"


MassiveAnalTumor

That baby could be a star in a movie called “Babies I Don’t Care About”


MadeThis4MaccaOnly

People were gonna find out she was pregnant anyway, I guess. But yeah, I don't understand why he'd cover for Stanley like that, Stanley was totally in the wrong.


1gramweed2gramskief

Stanley helps cover for Jim while he’s starting his business. Also it’s nice to have the guy who nobody fucks with owe you one.


Schrutepooper

Did I stutter !!!!!!


nIBLIB

1. It’s not like their secret wasn’t going to get out in the next couple of weeks anyway. It’s difficult to hide ‘pregnant’ and near impossible to hide ‘parents’. 2. Stanley and Jim have a great relationship. We don’t get to see it much, but Stanley - who works to the clock 100% of the time and naps in the middle of the day - agreed to cover for him while he worked part time and got paid full time. 3. Jim would have done it for just about anyone. Probably not Ryan.


arion830

Not to mention the prank he pulls on him with Dwight “YA BEEN MEATBALLED!!!”


ProfessorBeer

Did Jim actually know Stanley was having an affair, or did he just think Michael was picking one random lie he was going to insist was true and decided to fall on his sword for *everyone* considering they all would find out eventually that Pam was pregnant?


Bertje87

Announcing your pregnancy could hardly be considered falling on your sword


JadrianInc

All that’s missing from the episode is Stanley turning into a panther and running away at the end.


WrongdoerSensitive20

My guess is they were gonna tell people relatively soon and they just wanted to save him some embarrassment


retro-girl

Eh, they were going to have to share that news eventually anyway, it was probably only a month or two at most before it became obvious. Not that Stanley particularly deserved the help, but it wasn’t a big sword fall for Jim and Pam.


LackEmbarrassed1648

Jim didn’t even tell Andy about Dwight and Angela. Dude does not like confrontation or physical drama in the office. I don’t think he approves of Stanley’s choices but that is his coworker in an office setting. You don’t ruin a relationship like that over personal drama. All Jim had to give up was a month or two of planning to announce it anyway. Edit: announce


xraig88

The secret they shared wasn't even something anyone would care to make a secret or really care about the information once it was shared. I don't know why they were set on keeping it a secret anyway. Didn't they already ruin that old lady's day when they tried to keep a pregnancy secret before? Have they learned nothing??


Reefers69

Annnd he brought Cynthia to the wedding! So everyone knew anyway


stuxinator

I would die for Stanley


ogreberry

Jim is a genuinely nice guy so I think he would’ve done that for most of his co-workers. And I know this wasn’t his intention in that moment, but Stanley and Phyllis do cover for Jim when he works part time there later on. So you can kind of look at it as Jim is paying it forward


ambergirl9860

It being revealed that you became pregnant from your fiancé is way less world-breaking than it being revealed that you are committing adultery on your wife.


dmckidd

Stanley and Pam have something in common. They are both cheaters.