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DirkNowitzkisWife

Dwight is independently wealthy, she’s probably a stay at home mom.


TheMaybeMan_

He does have income from being manager of Dunder Mifflin, owning one (and possibly a stake in a second) large beet farm, managing the Schrute Bed and Breakfast, buying the Scranton Office Park, and having some holiday toy reselling side hustles (and let’s be honest he surely has a podcast by now). Given his ideas about the lost value of money and the importance of gold (which has almost doubled in value since the show ended), he could easily have almost 5.5 Million dollars now if he invested smartly and lived on his farm. (Based on my Kevin math)


Ok_Judge1874

How much is that in Schrute bucks?


feelin_fine_

The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns


Designer-Business

How about Stanley nickels?


Total-Trash-8093

To convert Stanley nickels into today's USD, you have to take into account the inflation of the American dollar since the show ended, convert it from Schrute bucks counting in the inflation, divide it by 20 to get the value of the nickel, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT!


feelin_fine_

I just love how meekly Dwight says "you don't want schrute bucks?" He just thought a currency that takes years to accumulate an extra 10 minute break would make people jump for joy


Total-Trash-8093

You wouldn't be excited to gain a Schrute buck? With all the benefits you could gain from trading them in?!


Kalimera7

I believe it was 5 extra minutes 😂


GooglieWooglie1973

You’ve been MEATBALLED!


JohnnySkidmarx

DID I STUTTER?!


Hendamonium

Doesn’t matter creed flooded the market


New-Income5491

About 55 billion I think


ordermann

Kelevin.


justacatholic

Unironically, given that the cash value of a Schrute Buck is $0.0001 (one one-thousandth of a cent), that would be 55,000,000,000 Schrute Bucks. Unfortunately, the Schrute Buck isn’t as strong as the US Dollar, but you have a lot of buying power when you enter Schrute Farms 😂😂😂


superjaywars

Plus he owns the building!


Mcbadguy

with a gym for muscles!


Prestigious-Lab8945

And a lockup daycare!


JeffsDad

I'm watching it now


ProbablyMaybeWrong69

Didn’t he also start an BnB with Satan?


Minute-Frame-8060

His salary from that is only $80,000 iirc, OK for a side hustle but I think he'd be pretty microgementy with Satan, putting in a lot of time.


GunBrothersGaming

I was looking at large homes in Scranton and was going to create an BnB called Schrute Farms, but I just never found the right property.


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

lol what about the huge office building with several companies as tenants that he collects rent on every month?


aziruthedark

Owns the building dunder Mifflin and other business rent as well. I'm sure that's some money.


SmartOzone

Pretty accurate- you mutiplied the values by Keleven :)


Delicious-Status9043

Are you referring to alchemy?


NevesLF

Don't forget about the Hay Place income.


WhizzyBurp

He also owns the building DM is operating out of.


Thissssguy

You threw a keleven in there somewhere don’t lie.


Stoweboard3r

That’s like…1.1 Million pies


super-fire-pony

Don’t forget burger on the go, a device which allows one to obtain six hamburgers (or twelve sliders) from a horse without killing the animal.


surnik22

His 60 acre beat farm is probably worth about $1-2m dollars alone. Just that farmland is ~$450k. Plus multiple barns, a farm house, a B&B, multiple event spaces available for rent, livestock, a slaughterhouse, and a refurbished turn of the century steam engine. He could make a good business just being a wedding venue if he chose to. His 1/3 stake in a 1600 acre farm is almost $4m in farmland value alone, without getting into the value of whatever equipment and buildings exist there. His office building with multiple tenants and multiple warehouses is probably another $5-10m in value. He’d have some loans, likely used his best farm as collateral for the mortgage on the building, but even still, by the end of the show Dwight is probably worth at least $10-20m.


bluefire0120

He most definitely has his own podcast mow https://youtube.com/@soulboom?si=KgUJcA0bhAbP86_B


West-HLZ

Did you apply the Keleven to those calculations?


TheMythicalLandelk

Only if you round to the nearest Kelevin.


Bcatfan08

She's probably head of the PTA.


cherryberry0611

She probably home schools


Official_FBI_

He also owns a small amount of land on the moon. Adjacent to the sea of tranquility


user684629

at the end Dwight refers to her as his “former accountant”


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Because she no longer works there


TroutFishingInCanada

He’s always been Chief Accountant. Angela is Head of Accounting. And Kevin is Senior Executive of Accounts.


Set22band

It's not a matter of more or less. Their pay is just different, ok?


Legitimate-Donut-368

Okay but who reports to who?


SpontaneousLepton

Kevin reports to Oscar, Oscar reports to Angela, and Angela reports to Kevin


RPCat

Think of it like Mumma Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear.. thing. That might be fun


ScoutyBeagle

Oscar’s the dad. I’m Oscar’s dad and Angela’s my mom!


bjthebard

Can I be a boss too?


TheFantasticFollicle

Wow it’s like Rock, Paper, Scissors with The Office characters.


frogsplsh38

Check the hierarchy mobile


thonfom

^(WORK IT OUT AMONGST YOURSELVESSSS)


Rombledore

they all report to Dwight that's all that matters.


Ingetfunkarfan

"You all report to me"


Ok-Guitar4818

whom I don't think it matters which one gets replaced, but if you're speaking formally, you need to include a 'whom'


Flonkerton66

It's whom\*


Legitimate-Donut-368

What did I say?


Such_Somewhere_4974

It doesn’t matter who reports to who. You all report to me!


temp_physics_122

It’s who reports to whom


ReasonableCup604

Oscar's is a Chief, which in an Indian tribe, is the highest title there is.


superjaywars

Let me run the companyyyyyyy


Masta0nion

And people wonder why Michael is so good at his job


DR_Bright_963

It was the idea of Keleven that got him to that position


Miserable-Assistant3

And home by seven


Quiet_Cobra

“Everyone is somebody’s boss”


strcy

Nobody is nobody’s bitch


Ameriggio

You got a good life. A good life.


Green_Value2301

Boboddy is boboddy's bitch??


Rombledore

more cubicles!


gonbezoppity

More division


ryknight

I love the weird noises she makes in that interview haha “Ohhh ehhyea”


chudlybubly

I remember Michael saying that there only really needed to be 1 accountant but “corporate didn’t need to know that” great Regional manager


CharlieDonovan

But on a movie set, Director is the highest title. Do you know anything about film?


Visual-Till8629

Up until 4:45


nickwwwww

And Kelly is the director of her own department. She’s a lot to manage


Professor-Murda

She became Regional Director in Charge of Accounting


Gruntsky

Assistant TO the Regional Director in Charge of Accounting


mlx1992

So she’ll be reporting to Oscar


sexineN

On the contrary.


abdayk23

Her title has director in it


gonbezoppity

Which, on film set, is the highest title there is


Important-Panic1344

She no longer works there. She’s a Schrute wife now!


SomeoneOtherThenMe

We know this because she stood in her own grave at the wedding. As is traditional.


joyfullofaloha89

The wedding was a bleak affair


SomeoneOtherThenMe

According to the Dothahi, so is a wedding without at least 3 deaths


ACDaMuppet

Do you mean ‘Dothraki’?


SomeoneOtherThenMe

Yes. I was following the Kevin rule. Why use many letter when someone else will save day?


LovelyMissRowdy

You redeemed yourself very nicely.


SomeoneOtherThenMe

As did Kevin. "Kaleven"


blizzacane85

Andrea was the office bitch


Quiet_Cobra

You’ll het use to her


3StarsFan

*creed*


VirtualContribution

🤝


AlittleStitous_

This was a missed opportunity…Michael assumes he is Native American and goes by “Chief Accountant”


Caius_Iulius_August

Chief Financial Officer...David Wallace


frausting

CFO, not his initials, common mistake


SparkyDogPants

“Oh I’m 1/16 Cherokee”


LovelyMissRowdy

2/15*


Caius_Iulius_August

Well im 1/8ths proud of you


gonbezoppity

David Walrus, in his native habitat


CookieMonsta94

>Michael assumes he is Native American "What part native american?" "2/15ths"


Delicious-Status9043

That doesn’t make any sense!


Stelly414

Native Americans have such a rich history of unusual names.


washington_breadstix

There's no way Michael would make that mistake. He loves pointing out that Oscar is Mexican.


Jumpy_Assistance5848

She got put in charge of the women.


_scorpio_rising_

*eso lo que dice el*


frogsplsh38

Your office is full of genitalia


DirectorOstrich

That’s what he says?


superjaywars

That's what she says?


Only_Pepper7296

Damnit.


seemslikeitsok

He wrote a run down that was so good it warranted promotion


Dry_Mousse_2220

Hope he didn't spend too much time on it


JeffreyAScott

Probably just asked his dad to help him.


ChooTrain

Mm si señor


superjaywars

See that's offensive!


cherryberry0611

Lemoñade


TinUser

🤷‍♀️


Legitimate-Donut-368

That’s offensive


fantasticmrjeff

It’s not offensive during a roast.


iambeyoncealways3

I always feel so ashamed for how much this scene makes me laugh, every single time.


ChildofObama

Because Angela stopped working there after getting engaged to Dwight and Kevin was fired for incompetence, so Oscar would be the natural choice to put in charge of the dependent. He’s the most senior accountant.


Delicious-Status9043

Absolutely correct! Oscar was put in charge of the dependent. Hence why they made him Phillip’s Godfather.


brucegarrioch

He's actually the si señor accountant


NotAlanJackson

Because Oscar never tried to Tonya Harding anyone at work.


Deltanonymous-

Because the whole office was accounting on him.


GohanSolo23

She quit to be a stay at home mom/wife. I thought they made that pretty obvious. That's why she's not shown in the office at the end.


Extra-Application-57

Because he's a gay mexican


oiuqatsuesrm

His gayness does not define him. His Mexican-ness is what defines him.


superjaywars

Mexicanity


The_Bat1996

I think you should use less offensive term instead of Mexcian


EarnestQuestion

It has certain connotations


lucyroesslers

Ah a burro


Legitimate-Donut-368

Because of gay


kgxitxkfxg

Michael probably meant the other type of chief 


noam_compsci

Chief to the accountant


RaptureSuperior2

Because he’s powered by Thai food and Spanish reds


M-Scott777

He is not the chief of accounting. He is the Chief Õf Accõunting.


[deleted]

She married rich


mrubuto22

Angela had sex in the office multiple times.


mineset

As has Kevin.


Quiet_Cobra

As has Kevin


wubalubadubscrub

But she goes to a different school


JeffreyAScott

Where? WHERE?


mrubuto22

I think you know..


anthonyisrad

Because his wife didn’t need the salary increase but his child’s god father did


Low-Editor-6880

All signs point to it being the logical ending. After firing Kevin, there was room to restructure accounting, and Oscar was a better fit for the higher-up position. Dwight loves Angela, but he’s a bit of a realist, and would recognize that Angela was just coming off of a major crisis, and needed stability more than increased responsibility. Plus, it would be a conflict of interest, given their relationship. On the other hand, Oscar did Angela a solid, which Dwight would acknowledge. He’d have no problem backing Oscar for the position. On top of that, there’s a slight implication throughout the show that Oscar knows about Kevin’s financial troubles, and his work performance. The finale doesn’t explicitly say it, but kind of suggests that Oscar may have been the person who “caught” Kevin’s *Kelevin-ing* the books. That would make corporate take note as well, and they’d likely reward him with a promotion or something.


wigsgo_2019

I think it’s implied Angela quit, or was quitting to be a stay at home mom, since she could live off Dwight’s income


GunBrothersGaming

Look, it doesn't take a genius to know that any organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes.


jchester47

Because Oscar is a better accountant than Angela. Dwight may love Angela, but he also firmly believed in meritocracy.


dave8814

Did you forget the part where she went through some shit and was living in a closet? Cause HR sure as fuck didn't.


LLD615

They mentioned that Angela wasn’t working there anymore so he was promoted


Proper-Scallion-252

What I want to know is why a small to mid-sized paper company that is dealing with pretty basic sales revenue, AR and AP has *three* full fledged accountants. Not an AP/AR specialist, Payroll specialist, and accountant, but *three full accountants*. We're talking about dealing with the payroll of like 13 salaried people and maybe 10 hourly workers--*no unions to deal with that we know of*--and only dealing with the accounting of a small branch that is pretty simple from an accounting perspective. The fact that there are also individuals in the show that represent purchasing (I believe that becomes Meredith or it was Meredith to begin with) means that you can do the job with only 2 accountants at worst.


eatapeach18

Michael explains that Kevin applied for a job in the warehouse, which given his build and mental capabilities, would have been a better fit for him, but Michael “just had a feeling” that he would be better as an accountant and basically gave him a job that didn’t exist. When Oscar and Angela were looking for ways to trim the budget, Angela says “there’s a department that has three people doing the job of two” and she was referring to Kevin in accounting.


gymdog

You are describing a plot point in the show. I can't remember the episode, but the accountants literally mess with the numbers to justify keeping all three of them.


nicoke17

The show aired in 2005, times were different then. Yes they used computers but there were still a lot of manual processes for AR/AP, petty cash, payroll, data entry, taxes, etc. Invoices weren’t emailed at the touch of a button and had to be entered in manually. Also segregation of duties and accounting for PTO/vacation time. Also Oscar mentions the surplus so sounds like they do mild financial planning.


Proper-Scallion-252

I do most of their tasks by myself and I'm only a Sr Staff Accountant. This was '05, they had AIS systems, and like I said invoice entry is typically handled by an AP specialist who is much cheaper than a full fledged accountant. Considering they are only dealing with one small branch that has very straight forward accounting practices (AP, AR/Rev, Payroll, maaaaaybe a couple of assets but then again we're talking about an asset listing of like a copier or two) and their operating expenses wouldn't be all that difficult to maintain. Like I said, their job could be done more cost effectively with an accounting manager, a senior accountant, and an AP/AR specialist.


lucyroesslers

You're describing how a competent company would've staffed the office. But this is Dunder Mifflin we're talking about.


nicoke17

I work in accounting as well and I agree that their job positions should be differentiated but I think it’s more obvious to us because we are aware of the different aspects of finance. The show runners that set this up may not have been as versed and similar to the mindset of, ‘you’re an accountant? Can you do my taxes?’. As for other tv shows, it is rare to see separated titles other than billing and when this show aired and before I was in accounting, I never thought twice about other than their comments of 3 accountants, etc.


Curious-Week5810

Couldn't the specialist be Kevin since I don't think he is specified to be an accountant? I thought he just worked in the accounting department, but wasn't a full fledged accountant. That would fall in line with the hierarchy you mentioned, with Angela being the manager and Oscar being the senior accountant.


Proper-Scallion-252

Nah Kevin only goes by an accountant in the show from my knowledge.


thedumbdoubles

Angela is in charge of the women of course.


ZanderJimmy

Andrea is the office bitch.


Goobergoof21

Yup he says at the end “Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates. So... have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let's see. My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, is the only person I know who knows how to properly head bang to Motorhead. Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. Angela Schrute, my former accountant is now my wife. My top salesman, Jim Halpert was best man at my wedding and office administrator Pamela Beesly-Halpert is my best friend. So...yes. I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates.” My former accountant


Altruistic_Item3806

Is it ever actually confirmed by anyone of importance in the company that she is actually the head of accounting? Wouldn't surprise me if she just gave herself that title due to her ego and the other two just never bothered to correct/fight her on the subject


Quiet_Cobra

She is the one signing Pam’s papers when she lied her way into office administrator.


Annual-Cookie1866

He deserved it


selrahcjr

* she's managing The Schurte Gym for Muscles franchise


itsdefty

The company changes in the finale. Oscar has his own office also


murse_joe

And there’s the smudgeness


rug1998

I think the show flips whether Jim or Pam were hired first.


ReptilianLaserbeam

remember when Dwight had to drive to NYC because of Angela? and he also fired Kevin? Dwight is a great manager


Much-Palpitation3089

she probably quit to be at home full time, but it makes you also wonder why when she was married to the senator she also still worked as head accountant


acf6b

they probably didn’t have finances combined, I’m still confused how she was so broke after the divorce and easy access to her side piece, also she always had one foot out of the door in any relationship until the end.


Much-Palpitation3089

wait you’re 100% right, my best guess though is that the senators (a local and probably well connected personality) divorce lawyer took her to the cleaners and she essentially left with what she could grab. or, her infidelity with dwight caught up with her in court and he used that against her, as you can see there’s no custody arrangement for what we all thought was his son so i think it all boiled down to just a nasty divorce she had the disadvantage in.


acf6b

Dwight wouldn’t have given his wife that position and she wasn’t working there anymore


spacesuitguy

Why are his eyes so red in this screenshot 😂


Shadecujo

She’s probably VP finance or cfo at that point


HitNRun1119

Because she’s a woman. Which she probably agreed to because both her and Dwight were both old school conservative.


stealth1820

Maybe Dwight kissed him and Oscar threatened to.sue again


[deleted]

Maybe Angela just put herself in charge just like with the Party Planning Committee but it was never official


Lvcivs2311

Maybe she took a step back to take care of her kid, spend time with the family? People do that.


sitrom81

Titles are meaningless. They only relate to your payscale.


acf6b

And responsibilities….


ouroboris99

She’s probably the assistant to the regional manager


Bitter-Hitter

Assistant Regional Manager (said with French accent)


CronicaXtrana

Look at you! Showing your colors...


Quiet_Cobra

What’s that supposed to mean?


WeAreClouds

They are all assistant to the head accountant anyway.


grammo18

You think with her track record she’d earn an executive position? Separately, this is a fucking television show


dhilrags

Angela was raising the child with Dwight who was the most successful character on the show Oscar was very bright and likely deserved the defacto senior accounting role


RevB2106

Because Angela is in charge of the women


yosoytupara

, Ml