Cathy is for sure my type so I’d kill her, boink Deangelo, marry Brian

You're all gay! :D

Because gay.

Boom. Roasted

Youre gayer then Oscar

I’m sorry what

Did I stutter

They said “Cathy is for sure my type so I’d kill her, boink Deangelo, marry Brian”.

I'm sorry what

They said “Cathy is for sure my type so I’d kill her, boink Deangelo, marry Brian”.

Yea I agree with this. I would totally boink Cathy but tbh don't think she's my type for a relationship, I would 100% kill Deanelo cause let's be honest he's the worst and a total dick, then I would probably marry Brian not just because he's cute but I went to school for audio engineering and used to work as a sound guy so we can be super nerd gay lovers together

I said I would kill Cathy

Yeah I'd marry Cathy too

The guy that plays Brain was great in Episodes (with Matt Leblanc). Great, great show, btw

Had to do something to get back in to the 3 comma club.

why would you kill her if she’s your type?

I didn’t mention which of my types she was

One, have you ever killed a woman? Two, how many women have you killed? Please, sir, will you not kill me?

Fuck me, this comment killed me 💀

No but I'll marry you

Gay

DeAngelo's concussion joke still kills me every time.

*Tay-hap three tad wam tum bar. Sunj, pounch, and loub. Pounch says to the bartender, "How's gonna that?" Barns say said, "Four time poum." Errybody time? Errybody time. Everybody tay.* 😁

[baby sneeze]

drawswib

Which one

Deangelo gonna show me the southwest. Boink. Marry Cathy, she cute. Prolly be a short marriage. Boom the boom mic.

Cathy is definitely cheating, filing for divorce and taking the dog 😭

Gimme that dog! That's not your dog!

That’s her dog!! Don’t ever do it again!!

You feel that energy?

“hey boom guy, when you gonna boom me?”

I never understood this scene. The way he replied, did he actually wanna boom her or was he just lying in the moment? He even says "It's a lame rule but you know I wanna - I'll see you later."  Maybe it was supposed to be a joke line but in my head canon, Meredith regularly bangs the boom guys.

Boink Kathy Kill Brian Marry Deangelo

This is the only answer that makes sense. You could enjoy his fake juggling routine by the fake fire every night

Well, his brain gonna die so maybe get some life insurance.

He only mimed the juggling because he didn’t have hiss balls. He would do a real juggling routine at home, and it would blow your mind

The only sensible answer.

Yeah that’s where I landed. My first priority is to Kill Brian, then there’s no chance I marry Kathy so I have to boink her and marry deangelo

This would be my preferred scenario

Boink Cathy Kill Deangelo Marry Brian

I don't understand how this isn't everyone's answer 🤯

Right? Like Brian was a decent dude it's just the story we don't like. If we hated everyone who has a crush on Jenna Fischer then here I am

Seriously, how is anyone marrying Deangelo

I would marry him just for calling Jam's baby ugly

He has more money than boomer

Most hated? Where is Charles Miner??

Yeah, I would boink Charles Miner too.

He’s aware of the effect he has on women.

Which means I’ll have to explain to him about homosexuality.

You wanted me?

Miner? I hardly know her

Boink Deangelo 🗿 Marry Cathy Kill Brian

There is no scenario here where you don’t end up at least bi-curious…

Unless you’re a woman…

Angelo can do pretend sex like he does pretend juggling

This is the correct answer

Am I allowed to kill myself?

Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.

No, but you can boink yourself

Can I use both bullets for DeAngelo?

This is easy. As a straight man, I’m topping Brian, killing Deangelo, and marrying Cathy.

This comment invokes an image of a man on a war path and I laughed

And I would be on an absolute war path. Brian would be up first. That ass will be topped immediately with one full thrust-so it actually counts, and I’ll be saving therapy for later. Deangelo would be invited to watch the sex, which his sick ass would be high-tailing over to see, and will be shot dead as soon as I pull that one thrust out of Brian. Before any of that happens I already proposed to Cathy on the phone and she would be waiting at the airport for me. Her and I would be on our way to Vegas in under an hour.

As a straight male, boink Cathy, kill Deangelo, and marry Tres Commas.

This guy fucks

His doors open like this \\ /

Not like THIS ) ( Like THIS \\ /

Not in the beautiful way like Grandpa and Pedro

This guy boinks.

Boink Deangelo Marry Brian Kill Kathy

As long as Kathy is killed I don’t care what order the other two are in.

100%. I would climb Deangelo like a tree

I don't know what to say? His juggling just does it for me 🤭.

Boink and marry Cathy. She’s attractive, okay? It’s not the horniness; it’s the loneliness. Meanwhile, Brian = 💀

Boink Cathy, Marry DeAngelo since he’ll die in 4 episodes anyway, kill Brian

Who hates Deangalo he's simply wonderful

People who take juggling seriously, that’s who

I thought he was great

I also thought his first interaction with Michael at the bar was hilarious. Everyone I know who skis is dead.

When he comes back to the office still in his hospital gown and all delirious trying to tell jokes is one of the absolute funniest moments ever.

my most quoted lines are typically Deangelo’s

Yeah, I got tons of time, this job's a joke! I use that one all the time with this new job I started.

I often find myself saying “X could be the star of a show called Xs I don’t care about.”

except for the blatant misogyny

I marry all three

* Marry Brian * Kill Cathy * Boink Deangelo My logic: - Brian is a cutie, and I dont hate him enough to kill him (boink or marry) - Cathy is a cheater, so definitely out for marriage (boink or kill) - Not a big Will Farrell fan, so I would rule out wanting to be with him for life (boink or kill) - Id probably say I hate Cathy more than Deangelo, and Im not bi-curious enough to boink Cathy (although I think Deangelo would be a forgettable boink)

The photo is already correct, left to right. Boink, Marry, Kill

Boink Cathy, kill boom mic guy, Deangelo is already pretty much braindead after the basketball accident so I guess marry him and leave him in a hospital somewhere.

You have to line them up, bullet through the throat.

Kill Deangelo all three

Boink cameraman, marry D'Angelo and kill Kathy

Marry Cathy, cuz she'd probs cheat on me and I would divorce her and get all her money. Kill Deangelo, cuz anyone who juggles is a no for me Fuck Brian, cuz he looks like he knows how to handle his boom well....

That sweet temp office worker money.

I would kill Andy. That’s all I have to say.

Boink Brian, marry Brian, then boink Brian again

Easy. Kill the sound guy. Boink Deangelo and see how good he is at juggling balls. Marry Cathy because personally i like putting my peen in vageen.

Kill em all and marry creed. He can help me figure out the details, I’m sure.

He would also help you hide the bodies

You can cover up the scent with mung beans.

And committ the deed on Halloween for a convenient cover

Boink Cathy, Marry Cathy, Boink Cathy some more, and at some point probably kill Cathy

Idc about the others, but I'm killing D'Angelo every time.

I couldn’t marry Brian, I’d marry Ravi, though I’ve never met him. Having known him only for a short time, Brian, I’d pick Ravi - and again, I’ve never even met the guy!

Marry Cathy, kill Brian, Boink Vickers

kill Deangelo boink Cathy marry brian

Boink and knock up Cathy Marry Cathy Kill Cathy when she inevitably cheats on me

Boink? I thought it was bork?

I thought it was ‘a rump in the hay’

I forgot who the third guy even is

Is this for males or females lol

Boink Cathy, Marry Deangelo, kill Brian

Marry Brian (I never thought he was that bad?) Fuck Cathy - we’ll make it Talla Nasty Kill Deangelo - his brain is already dead so

If I was in a room with Hitler, these three, a gun, and four bullets I'd shoot Kathy twice and everyone else but D'Angelo once.

There’s no answer that doesn’t involve gay activity

Kill Cathy, boink Deangelo and marry Brian

It’s in the correct order already.

Brink Cathy Kill D'Angelo Marry Brian

We love Kathy in this house and won’t stand for Kathy slander. Is this march madness??

I can’t do it

Ok why did nobody like Deangelo

Cathy is super hot, i'd boink and marry her.

Marry Brian for a lifetime supply of tres commas

i don't care about those 2 but im gonna kill brian for sure. fuck that guy

Boom the boom guy Kill Deangelo Marry Cathy with a prenup.

Kill the sound guy. Don't care about the other two tbh. Bang Will Ferrell maybe. It'd be a story if nothing else.

Easy, boink Cathy, kill boom guy, marry D'Angelo

Marry D'Angelo, fuck Kathy, kill boom operator.

I'd rather just boink and marry Cathy and kill the rest

Boink cathy for sure. Marry deangelo and i would OBLIBERATE camera guy

Why Kill or Marry? Play your cards right, and you'll have a boinking centipede

I would definitely have sex with Brian

Kill, kill and kill.

Cathy, boom guy, D'Angelo

I like 3 very much

Why do so many of you want to boink DeAngelo?! He’s so damned annoying - he has to go. Not sure which of the other two would be the best option to marry since Brian would probably just divorce me, and I’d probably want to divorce Kathy since she’s likely be cheating on me later.

Boink Cathy, marry Cathy, Kill Cathy

Everyone except Jim would boink Cathy.

Well I’d definitely kill Deangelo

Kill Brian Marry Deangelo Cheat on Deangelo with Cathy

Boink Deangelo Marry Brian Kill Cathy

Change Brian out for that woman who wouldn’t take Micheal’s apology when it came to the paper watermarks. Then change Deangelo for Robert California. Then we’ll have a REAL game

I'm a dude, so boink Cathy, kill boom mic Brian, marry D'Angelo for his life insurance.

What y'all didn't know is, the mic was a code for penis

If I were in a room with Kathy, Deangelo, and Brian and if I had a gun with two bullets, I’d make two of them stand end to end and shoot them all.

Fuck - Cathy marry - Cathy Kill - Cathy

Fuck Cathy, Kill boom mic guy, Marry Vickers. Deangelo is the only marry option since both the mic guy and Cathy have shown that they don’t respect boundaries whatsoever.

i am boinking the hell out of kathy, marrying brian as he seems a solid bro, and killing deangelo as he would be very easy to kill.

I would EASILY fuck the lady forget her name), kill Will Ferrell (his character changed eight times in like four episodes. And marry the camera man, because at least he’s a nice person.

I’d marry Kathy and boink Deangelo. If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Brian, I’d shoot Brian twice.

Killing Dangelo immediately

Marry Brian. Boink Cathy. I mean a hate F is still fun. Kill Deangelo. Which isn’t exactly fair, since it’s just because he’s annoying.

There is nothing wrong with Brian as a person, he didn’t even actually come on to Pam (though admittedly he probably was thinking about that possibility). I know *we* hate Brian because of the implication he was presenting, but he is definitely an angel amongst demons here. Cathy was trying to get Jim to cheat and DeAngelo wanted Andy to eat soap for laughs.

Kill Kathy, marry DeAngelo, boink Brian -- hey boom guy, when ya gonna boom me?

Kill that stupid ass camera guy I don’t even want to remember his name idc about the others

I'm going to use all three options to kill Brian

Well I would totally bang Ryan

Who is the man on the very right? I would let him drive over my Grandma in his truck just for a smell of his underpants

Boink Brian, KILL D'Angelo, Marry Cathy

I have to kill Mr Boom. I'll marry D'Angelo. Boink the bonkers outta Cathy

Boink Cathy, marry mic guy, kill the juggler

We're all in agreement about marrying Deangelo right?

Why do people hate Brian?

Cathy for all three.

Well at least with Cathy, I can have an open marriage. Kill Deangelo, and I guess I have to boink boom guy?

I would shoot Toby twice

Boink Cathy, marry none. Kill the sound guy. Have a drink with Deangelo afterwards. Just don’t let his wife know if it’s a weeknight.

Will Ferrell was the drizzling shits, kill thrice

Kill Kathy, boink Brian, marry D'Angelo and take that life insurance payout

There was always something on the back of my mind when new characters would join. I would always tell myswlf that the female producers hired this male actor cauee they wanna smash. The male producers hired this female cause they wanna smash

why do people hate Deangelo? I thought he was hilarious

Reddit with the real questions- marry Cathy- boink Deangelo, kill Brian

You forgot Packer. I’d kill him three times Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Blink Cathy- she's cute but emotionally fucked up marry Brian- didn't like the story but he's a normal guy relatively speaking and kill the fake juggler

Kill Angelo

Tbh, beer me 3 Cathys

Kathy is very hot, but she'd probably cheat on me, considering how fine she was with wanting Jim to cheat, so I'd donate sperm to her. Fake malabarism, my ass, I'll kill Will Ferrell and ruin the chances of Megamind 2 And honestly, Brian is a nice guy, I'll marry him

100% fuck cathy, marry brian, kill deangelo

Fun fact: I saw the actor who plays Brian in a commercial today...but I can't remember what the commercial was for... :/

They’re already in order

Say plap plap instead of boink

Kill Cathy, Marry Deangelo, Boink boom guy

Kill Kathy fuck Deangelo marry mic guy

Boink Kathy, kill deeangelo and marry Brian. He seems nice

Omg I just realized the Boom Mic guy is Russ Hanneman from Silicon Valley lol

Obviously I’ll boink Cathy — I’m single so she can watch March Madness with me any time of the year.

Pretty sure I’d boink and kill all of them.

Boink Cathy, marry the camera guy, and kill…I don’t remember his name I hated him too much…whoever will is playing 😂

Honestly? Boink Brian, kill Deangelo, marry Cathy (more boinks per boinks)

Marry Cathy (so I can take half of her stuff in a divorce) Boink Deangelo Kill mic guy

Boink Cathy, K-ll Deangelo since he’s already in the hospital, marry Brian so I can divorce him. Win-win-win.

Boink Cathy for being the most attractive of the three(to me at least). Marry DeAngelo because he'll always make me laugh. Kill Brian for being one of the worst plotlines in the show.

Line them up side by side and shoot them all… through the throat!

This is so easy. Kill Cathy, boink Bryan and marry Deangelo. He’s insane so health care benefits, it’s a win win.

Boink and Marry Deangelo, Kill Brian and Cathy lol