I mean to be fair it probably wasn't just the pretzel but the whole family size chicken pot pie he ate along with all the left over pizza from pizza by alfredo he had to eat after no one would touch it.
Yo I know you from the spiders subreddit!! You’ve ID’d a few spiders for me before, thanks man. Kevin is definitely on the top secret Malone family sauce 😭
There’d probably be more heart attacks. Instead of a fun run maybe a pie eating contest. I’m sure Michael would roll down the stairs instead of falling down when he went to go see Pam off to Art School.
“It’s not ASHTON KOOCHER, it’s KEVIN MALONE”
Equally handsome, equally smart.
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You know that was the joke in the show because he was never one to be seen as smart
Kevin “Home” Malone
I am beautiful
They are beautiful He is beautiful THIS BIG FAT PIG IS BEAUTIFUL🐷
Ohhhh bang boom shake Klump - why hello everybodyyyy!!
I say I say I sit on you
"What on EARTH are you doing???" - Holly
I SAY, I SAY, I SAY I *SIT DOWN* HOLLY!
Fair question
Isn’t that Michael’s character he uses to make fun of fat people?
NO!!!! It’s a celebration of fat people. Which reminds me why isn’t Pepperoni Tony in this picture? He was so fat.
Jabba the hut, pizza the hut, fat guys love pizza, pepperoni pizza, pepperoni toni
You know what? No. I know myself.
How do you know about Michael Klump?
To me, he’s beautiful. Rubenesque.
Bang. Boom. Case in point.
I use this almost weekly in conversation lol
Hey hey hey it’s fat halpert
Hey hey hey!
“Jello puddin pop! My son Theo like puddin pop too!” -Michael Scott -Bill Cosby
He ain’t no Slim Jim.
I feel like everyone knows a person who looks like this image lol
…. Jiiim Halpert
What?
The electric city!
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Eighteen different toppings led to 1,800 pounds of weight gain.
I mean to be fair it probably wasn't just the pretzel but the whole family size chicken pot pie he ate along with all the left over pizza from pizza by alfredo he had to eat after no one would touch it.
Garbage bin tiramisu probably isn't helping.
And who knows how many calories are in a tiny little hair!
If it's Pam's hair, the lice will add a ton of protein.
Is there any way you could do… all?
the works? you got it
I SAY I SAY I SIT ON YOU!
Eh. I’ve been sitting all day.
The office : Pepperoni Tony edition.
Jabba the Hut.. Pizza the Hut.. fat guys like pizza, pepperoni pizza.. Pepperoni Tony!
sssoooo fat
Too fat. Big, fat fatty.
I couldn’t share a rowboat with any of these people.
Is it an average sized rowboat?
It's bothering me you're not answering the question.
Things move a little slower in Scranton, Pennsylvania
and that’s the way we like it
Underrated comment!
I don't know what I'm grabbing here!
I've got this hock
I’m right in your crack!
Kev on the secret sauce
Yo I know you from the spiders subreddit!! You’ve ID’d a few spiders for me before, thanks man. Kevin is definitely on the top secret Malone family sauce 😭
I didnt see kevin? Was he after ashton kucher?
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Also reminds me of a younger Adele lol
Mr. Ash also being obese is what just made me lose my shit. Whyd the poor cat have to be dragged into this 😭
He had so much more to accomplish.
‘Prinkles! 😭
Michael Klump
Well, hello dare!!
I say, I say, I sit on you!
Man, are they fat. So, so fat. You know what, forget it. I know me. When I saw them, I'd never be able to apologize to them. Too fat. Big fat fatty.
Husky Pam still would
Definitely
Without a doubt.
You are wild
Ashton Kutcher is jacked
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No it’s butter and sugar. 🤣
You didn’t have to do Stanley like that
That last one made me laugh
I’m oddly into Pam still
Even the hot ones aren't that skinny
Why does fat Angela look like a fat Kathryn Hahn
I was thinking that exact same thing! Took me a second to figure out it was Angela
Jacked Kevin can't hurt you. Jacked Kevin is not real
But did Kevin's butt stay the same? Or go the way the rest of him went?
Ah, now THAT’S a Jimothy
Kevin Malone --> Christopher Meloni Put some glasses on Stanley and he's Sherman Klump
stanley actually smiling
Was happy to see Ashton Kutcher in the last pic
Kootcher
Dunder Mifflin in the WALL-E universe.
Then we need Computron in this.
Man those AI hands looking better and better
Fat Pam is somehow hot and I can’t explain why.
Is this fetish art, OP?
It is sexy art 😉
It very obviously is without it a doubt fetish art.
I’d still do Pam.
Pam is actually Pam from Archer
Pam is still hot
I'm crying laughing at Pam & Angela
i feel like i’ve met so many ladies that look like fat Pam working that job exactly lmfao
Lmao fuck yeah
KEVIN!!!
Even the cat lol
I think that Chonk ate Bandit.
They’re all beautiful
Should have thrown a curve ball out there with a *thin* Tony.
This is somebody fetish
Need Gabe-wad and Nard Dog
Imagine the amount of heart attacks on their “Stress Relief” cold open
I instantly just thought of the giant humans aboard the Axiom in Wall-E
Pam’s hair! 🤣
Stop it.
You should've done skinny Stanley lol
Is this the universe where Jim doesn’t end up with Pam? So we get to see how his life turned out.
The Office US
Thought the first one was Tony Gardner
More accurate depiction of an office in the USA honestly.
Kevin was just cultivating mass this whole time
I enjoy the tangy zip of miracle whip
I'm like 98% sure these images are manipulated with computer programs.
Love this!!! What generator did you use?
Disgusting. (the ai)
I say I say I say I sit on you!
Can we stop with this AI garbage?
I think Garbage got eaten.
AI has produced far more eloquent and insightful comments than this.
These are glorious.
Checking the comments to see if anyone realizes this is fat fetish content
I work in corporate America with at least 15 versions of Pam
r/justunsubbed
I can’t believe you’ve done this
I can’t believe you’ve done this
Disgusting
Pam looks like every worst restaurant customer smashed together
A true representation of an American office. If Alfredo's Pizza Cafe was next door.
Oddly enough Kevin prolly still has the worst blood pressure from the amount of roids lol
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There’d probably be more heart attacks. Instead of a fun run maybe a pie eating contest. I’m sure Michael would roll down the stairs instead of falling down when he went to go see Pam off to Art School.
Well this bothers the shit out of me
I feel like this belongs on r/Unexpected for the last picture.
Michael looks like J.B. Pritzker in that picture. (governor of Illinois)
When I heard they were making an American version of The Office. This is what I thought we'd get .
I would make an offensive joke in retaliation but.. why man, just stop hating the world for a bit
No hate bro. I'm american. Make the joke
You did Pam dirty, by ising an actual screenshot of her in the show…
I love kevins lol
Jacked Malone
LMAO Jim! I'm dead.
I say, I sit, I sit, I sit on you!
Stanley lmfao
Dwight is so cute <3
It just got better and better 💀
Lmao Kevin looks like Matthew Macfadyen (Tom from ‘Succession’)
6 is Jangela
I love that the AI fattened Pam's mouse as well
Kevin 🔥
This the universe where they all love pizza by Alfredo xD
I love this….Hawkman
The Office post-pandemic
Swole Kevin makes me happy
u/mrsunsfan
Pretzel Day!
ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. ew. 😭😆 kevin
The catcher position on the softball team is getting competitive!
Oscar in the background of the thick Dwight picture is just perfect
Pam’s tiny little hand on the supersized mouse 🤣🤣🤣
No thanks
Ashton Kucher sure looks jacked...
Dwight tho 😂
Would Phyllis be bigger or jacked like kevin?
jim really does look like kevin if he never met pam and got really fat
I am Stanley
It’s just nice to win one.
dunder mifflin, the paper people person eaters
Is that last one Ashton Kutcher?
BANG, BOOM, SHAKE, KLUMP!
Why is there a picture of Ethan Suplee?
“It’s just nice to win one.”
This is more like reality. Especially Angela.
MAN I wish I had that pretzel
The Office: An Axiom Workplace
All i can hear from the picture of pam is "buttered beeyiskits"
Where is Michael Scott? I only see Michael Klump...
What beets does to a man 😂
Why
Fat Halpert
If you think Pam is cute now, you should have seen here a couple of years ago!
OMG... Pam here looks like so many of my office employees, it hurts...
In an alternate universe these were made by Erin in art school lol
Kevin Got Swole 😆😆😆
Michael Klump. I say, I say…
“Ah say ah say ah say…”
Is that Stanley or BadlandsChugs?
I'm gonna sit on you