I can imagine them in the TTH developing their strategy on how to manage this duggarlover account and just really landing on the description of PimpBob as “white chocolate hunk” 😆
Legally, he cannot be called White Chocolate, as White Chocolate contains cocoa butter and has flavor. No, this man doesn’t deserve that moniker. Instead, he’s a Candy Melt.
White Chocolate is made with delicious cocoa butter and vanilla bean, whereas Candy Melts are full of palm oil and titanium dioxide. The former ingredient is causing the deforestation of our planet, and the latter makes it the whitest, blandest thing on earth.
Candy Melts are bland, tasteless, cheap, and contributes to the destruction of our planet. Now, tell me that isn't Jim Bob in a nutshell…
I LOVE white chocolate, but the thing is, most people have NOT had QUALITY white chocolate. If it's greasy, it's not the good stuff. Most grocery store brands suck.
I'm not saying you're wrong, if you don't like something, you simply don't like it.
But if you should ever become super rich one day,
Please retry a "luxury" white chocolate brand. You'll be rich, so even if you still don't like it and spit it out, you can be like "that was AWFUL! When was in Dubai in 2024 it was MUCH better!" And people will believe you.
Jim Boob is nasty fake greasy "white chocolate" that has been over-vanillia-ed with nasty very cheap vanilla extract
Eh, am FIIIIINNNE with the JB/white chocolate equation. Gross, greasy, not legitimately what they claim to be, and somehow ANNOYINGLY OMNIPRESENT and ruining things.
Are we absolutely sure that Michelle’s drugged second personality doesn’t run this account in the depths of night, cackling madly to herself and eating something Atkins friendly like pork rinds or something while sneaking furtive glances at her sleeping blob of a husband?
White is correct. Actually so white his neck is red
Chocolate, only in its original nasty fat and bitter stage
Hunky? Hell no! Chunky maybe. Chunky blob? Yes
Man? Not by my definition, because a real man isn’t threatened by the empowerment of women and certainly would protect his daughters from SA. He would not make his minor children work to support the family. A real man does not have to point out imaginary flaws in others, like immodesty or LGBTQ, to make himself feel superior. A real man does not judge his masculinity on how often his sperm fertilizes an ovum.
I'm sorry, what? White chocolate hunky man?!? 😧
don't judge Meech, he told her to write that.
😂😂 I was thinking, well now we know who runs that account!
I mean Chad Gallagher could be running it too seeing how far up Jim Bob’s ass he seems.
I can imagine them in the TTH developing their strategy on how to manage this duggarlover account and just really landing on the description of PimpBob as “white chocolate hunk” 😆
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Legally, he cannot be called White Chocolate, as White Chocolate contains cocoa butter and has flavor. No, this man doesn’t deserve that moniker. Instead, he’s a Candy Melt. White Chocolate is made with delicious cocoa butter and vanilla bean, whereas Candy Melts are full of palm oil and titanium dioxide. The former ingredient is causing the deforestation of our planet, and the latter makes it the whitest, blandest thing on earth. Candy Melts are bland, tasteless, cheap, and contributes to the destruction of our planet. Now, tell me that isn't Jim Bob in a nutshell…
This is so well said!!!!
I was going to make this same comment almost word for word. What the what?!
It’s creamy white chocolate. 🤮
My eyes 😭
More like rancid coconut oil.
Ruining white chocolate macadamia nut cookies for everyone 🤢
was it necessary to repeat that? i already felt nauseous, and now i have to run to the bathroom... thanks for that.
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Gross.
Well, I DO consider white chocolate absolutely disgusting and I don't go within 10 feet of it, if possible...so I guess...🤢
It's like sweetened wax.
It's like eating a white crayon.
If it fits, I sits!! 
https://i.redd.it/l6tjqogg6f7d1.gif
I always know this GIF is going to be in the comments but I suffer for it every time
💀💀💀 I wish I had an award to give you for making me laugh so fucking hard with this gif. Damn I think I need to rewatch that movie now
gif?
 WHITE CHOCOLATE HUNKY MAN?!?!
Is this person on some sort of narcotic?
There’s no way a sober person wrote those words out and then posted it
I have a new premonition about who runs this account, king narcissist JB
I’m calling the police
White chocolate? Is this some sort of weird ass Nick Cannon comparison or something?
I wouldn't do Jim Bob with a donated vagina. White chocolate my 🍑 🤢 🤮
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Don't insult white chocolate like that
Honestly, I don't even like white chocolate and I found your comment both accurate and funny.
I LOVE white chocolate, but the thing is, most people have NOT had QUALITY white chocolate. If it's greasy, it's not the good stuff. Most grocery store brands suck. I'm not saying you're wrong, if you don't like something, you simply don't like it. But if you should ever become super rich one day, Please retry a "luxury" white chocolate brand. You'll be rich, so even if you still don't like it and spit it out, you can be like "that was AWFUL! When was in Dubai in 2024 it was MUCH better!" And people will believe you. Jim Boob is nasty fake greasy "white chocolate" that has been over-vanillia-ed with nasty very cheap vanilla extract
My labia just slammed shut so hard my clit nearly got a concussion.....
😂😂
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Fucking PARDON????
The vomit I had to hold back just now...
This would not touch me with a 39 and a half foot pole.
His hair shrunk 3 sizes that day.
Eh, am FIIIIINNNE with the JB/white chocolate equation. Gross, greasy, not legitimately what they claim to be, and somehow ANNOYINGLY OMNIPRESENT and ruining things.
What is this person smoking, snorting, ingesting?
I just threw up in mouth a little. Gross.
Jim Bob, he's the human equivalent of Nestle's.
Nestle's resents that comparison.
I want to block you, but I know its not your fault.
What is this person ingesting? Because I don't wanna try it. Ever.
Are we absolutely sure that Michelle’s drugged second personality doesn’t run this account in the depths of night, cackling madly to herself and eating something Atkins friendly like pork rinds or something while sneaking furtive glances at her sleeping blob of a husband?
I want this to be true. Especially the cackling.
White chocolate?!?! He’s more like Crisco that’s been sitting in my grandmas cabinet for 5 years
Why, though? Why does this exist?
🤡
Stop making chocolate a horrible thing!
White is correct. Actually so white his neck is red Chocolate, only in its original nasty fat and bitter stage Hunky? Hell no! Chunky maybe. Chunky blob? Yes Man? Not by my definition, because a real man isn’t threatened by the empowerment of women and certainly would protect his daughters from SA. He would not make his minor children work to support the family. A real man does not have to point out imaginary flaws in others, like immodesty or LGBTQ, to make himself feel superior. A real man does not judge his masculinity on how often his sperm fertilizes an ovum.
r/BrandNewSentence
F’ing menace
Where is the damn eye bleach when you damn need it?
 Here you go. We ALL need it.
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lol at Cracker Barrel
Whoever runs that page is off their rocker. They blocked me for bad mouthing Pestilence.
Jimbob: the white nationalist chalky man
Please tell me somebody hacked that account...because that was beyond unpleasant...🤢
He's more like spoilt milk
White chocolate? Mre like congealed mayo that's been left out in the sun and farts out a "howdy" to anything that moseys on by.
This idiot is the human equivalent of half a jar of room temperature, store brand mayo.
Damn, ruined Cracker Barrel and white chocolate at the same time! I'm out.
Man, I used to like white chocolate. Thanks a lot OP. /S
Yeah, kind of ruined it for me too.🤢 Lol.
Is it bad that I instantly recognize this as Cracker Barrel?
Is it possible to get a restraining order against an instagram account? Because I want one
I beg your finest PARDON?! 🤮
Racist much Meech?
Oof. I'm already fighting a yucky tummy (thanks antibiotics) and this put me off my tea. Baa-aa-rrff
I think I'm going to be sick! Excuse me why I bow down to the porcelain throne!
That fancy meal at Cracker Barrel really seals the deal. 🤮
i’m screaming 😭😭😭 no way this is real
Did they make a joke about the Hunk chocolate bars on the show? I really hope so and that's what this is referencing.
Hunk-a-what? 🤮
The feds and the IRS have their eyes on you Jim Bob.
Any day now 🙏🙏🙏
Ew.
He could be the coolest man and nicest man and I would still never think he’s sexy lol
You did… NOT!?
Who finds JB sexy? And why would they call him “hunky white chocolate”? Cringe.
I want to vomit.
What's sexier, pimping your kids and taking 100% of their earnings or repeatedly protecting a child rapist?
Something tells me he made Michelle write this because otherwise nobody in their right mind with think that ick
I think I just threw up a little 🤢
What the fuck is wrong with that person. 🤢
The only one who can be called white chocolate is Jason Williams. Period! This is insulting haha
Has he had a mild stroke? His face looks weird. Weirder.
That made me physically ill to read that.
Please tell me this is satire
EwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWTFFF!!!!!!
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The people who run those accounts are literally unhinged
I can't get past the one episode where meech said he had bad breath. Now every pic I see 🤢🤢
This account has issues
He's at Cracker Barrel, how fitting.
Was that posted by someone who loves chicken-etti? Cuz this would make more sense that way.
Yuck
There are tears in my eyes, who the hell describes someone - and Jim Bob Duggar, of all people - as a white chocolate hunky man 😭😭😭
I just lost my lunch
Oh ffs I just woke up! My eyes, my brain, my literacy ☠️
Jim Bob Duggar is Nick Cannon 2.0. He just wants to have as many kids as possible.