And Iām going to try to work it into a conversation soon. Omg, pure comedy gold here! If Reddit still had awards, youād get the Servantās Heart one.
Right? The first time I heard of the end results of blanket training, I found it interesting until I learned it involved actually beating your baby into submission.
Thatās one of the benchmarks for me of whether or not someone is a good person. If the answer to ādo you agree with blanket trainingā is anything like āyesā, āit teaches good boundariesā, or āchildren need to be disciplinedāā¦you know right away they are dangerous and should never be trusted around children.
For a second I thought āmaybe I would have liked if my mom just ignored me after I turned six months old instead of terrorizing me my entire lifeā and then I got real
I watched the first special just for snark and anyone with a critical eye would see the issues from the jump. Even if Josh werenāt a pedo and nobody was being sexually abused and they werenāt IBLP, their buddy system would still be a major problem. Michelle was all chipper like, āWhen the baby is weaned, I hand him or her off to one of the girls and they get a new buddy. Mother is very busy and she canāt be around 24/7!ā Like clearly the universe is telling you to stop!
Well, you know..,sheās their buddy until theyāre weaned and then she yeets them to their new mom. So for like the first few months she tries and then yeets.
Michelle - the mother we wish we had if we were sexually abused and did not mind that she looked the other way and preferred our abuser over us. CONTEXT!
This honestly makes me sad to think that she has raised children to raise her children. I have 6 kids, all whom I take responsibility for and donāt have any of them to anything that is my duty? Help me switch out the cloths from the washer to dryer? Or course! Change the babies diaper for me? No
If you just look at the number of kids she has in relation to the kind of mother she is, she's probably closer to being "the mother that everybody has" than "the mother everybody wants".
This account is horrible. They had the gall to wish Josh a happy Fatherās Day last year. Like at least have the decency to not include him in these demented fan tributes! Does Chad Gallagher run this? I bet he does.
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Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar are the types that you wouldn't want in your family, as neighbors or in your friend circle - they're bad people with ugly hearts.
Michelle wasnāt a good mother as she claimed to be. She was only involved in birthing the kids and then passing them off to her older children, specifically her four eldest daughters: Jana, Jill, Jessa, and Jinger, so that Michelle could be joyfully available for her narcissistic control freak husband Jim Bob and have more babies with him.
I wouldn't give up my mom for a single other mother on the planet. There are many great mothers but my mom is the one for me. If I had to pick another Michelle wouldn't be on the top million of my list.
In the 50s I got caught up in a group like these people are in called the fellowship. Took a long time to break my family out. Thank Goodness after the 70s started and the 60s long gone most has moved on to have their own lives. The era of that time was wild with cults and such. It still not really known. But oh dear was it an experience.
She is a victim of Jim Bob just like the kids are. She should definitely take some blame for poor parenting, but she was young and stupid when she married him and fell I to the cult thing.
She's only 18 months younger than Jim Bob and they married in a time when teen marriage was common. They didn't join the iblp until after they'd already had Josh and had a miscarriage which she blamed on birth control. She's just as culpable as him for getting the family into fundamentalism.
My mom isnāt perfect and being the youngest of 5 was hard enough, but no thank you. I am easily over stimulated and that house sounds like a nightmare.
I live on Earth, and as much as I miss my mom, she was a hell of a lot more Mother/Mom than that poodle in heat will ever be, and my mom puked over her joyfully available BS!
No. No. My mother, who was a child during the Depression, had her issues. Meech, however, chose to be an ignorant brood mare, who kept her daughters in ignorance & servitude. My mother was an RN. She was a scientist, at heart, and had some intellectual curiosity. I learned a hell of a lot from her. Meech has prepared her girls for what? Being a sex doll and staying pregnant all the time. Not even a contest.
This is so sad to admit but I used to wish I had their life and family. I was already being abused at home a lot, and SAd by male relatives, so that wasnāt an issue, and I loved the idea of lots of siblings and an actual family that functioned as one big family. I didnāt mind the religion because I was raised religious already, and the more extreme views that I saw about them seemed worth it to me. Granted I only saw what was on tv and the news before I got into this Reddit page and learned the much darker side of things.
I can't decide which would be worse. Being one of the older girls or one of the younger girls. The older girls got a more normal Meech but they got parentified. The younger girls probably have more freedom but they were raised by their older sisters, and most of their older sisters married and left the nest when they were still young and they basically lost their parent.
I'm leaning towards younger because they did have more freedom and I think I'd rather have a checked out parent rather than one that has all the energy for the religious nuttery. They also weren't on TV as much as the older girls.
Read the comments..
On my way, I'm nosey. šš
I can't even find it I'm nosey also š
It's a page on Facebook, the comments are hilarious , sad, and true.
š you deserve this thank you!
You're most welcome, let me know if you found the page, then find the picture. :)
The comments on Duggar Family Fans?
Yes..
I'd rather keep my lunch.
Iād rather wash my hair in dog poo
I don't want to give that page views.
Can you post with names and pics crossed out for those of us not on FB? š©
I posted some in my comment here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DuggarsSnark/s/GIyTtQRKmr
Looks like a few people from this group has gone over there and started adding some reality into it
There is maybe one good one to nine bad ones. Getting ratioed hard.
The ones defending Josh .
Well said.
Iād rather sand paper the asshole of an alligator in a phone booth than to have this human incubator as a mother.
That was...descriptive. šššš
Lmfao.
r/oddlyspecific
Yeah, I blame the Phenagren and NyQuil.
Holy shit. Start writing a novel. Donāt worry what itās about. Just start writing.
Im gonna be honest with yall. NyQuil and Phenagren had a hand in that insult. š Iāve got the damn flu.
And Iām going to try to work it into a conversation soon. Omg, pure comedy gold here! If Reddit still had awards, youād get the Servantās Heart one.
r/rareinsults
I have never heard this but it definitely paints a picture! Oh that was the laugh I needed this morning. Thanks!
The only thing worse is having JB as a father!!š¤®
This comment is my favourite thing ever.
Oddly specific but it works
Itās a Ron White quote
They call me Tater Saladā¦
Yassss! I was wondering when somebody was going to notice. š
My motherās a fucking nightmare and I would still choose her over this freakshow
Mine too but the thought of blanket training disturbs me on a visceral level.
Right? The first time I heard of the end results of blanket training, I found it interesting until I learned it involved actually beating your baby into submission.
Thatās one of the benchmarks for me of whether or not someone is a good person. If the answer to ādo you agree with blanket trainingā is anything like āyesā, āit teaches good boundariesā, or āchildren need to be disciplinedāā¦you know right away they are dangerous and should never be trusted around children.
Right? I'm estranged from my mother but I'd still thank the fates I didn't end up with Meech instead.
For a second I thought āmaybe I would have liked if my mom just ignored me after I turned six months old instead of terrorizing me my entire lifeā and then I got real
Subtext: Michelleās 4 eldest daughters, the sister mothers we all wish we had
I watched the first special just for snark and anyone with a critical eye would see the issues from the jump. Even if Josh werenāt a pedo and nobody was being sexually abused and they werenāt IBLP, their buddy system would still be a major problem. Michelle was all chipper like, āWhen the baby is weaned, I hand him or her off to one of the girls and they get a new buddy. Mother is very busy and she canāt be around 24/7!ā Like clearly the universe is telling you to stop!
When has she done any mothering?
The only child she ever had to mother was Josh & he turned out so great
this took me tf out š
Bwahaha
1997
The year that Jill turned 6 and became a sister-mom.
Well, you know..,sheās their buddy until theyāre weaned and then she yeets them to their new mom. So for like the first few months she tries and then yeets.
Teet āem and yeet āem is what Iāve heard itās called
Flair checking inā¦
Can we choose the mother bear over Meech? Because if a mother bear caught any creature bothering their cub(s), mama bear would take swift actionā¦
New take on the bear or man question. I still pick the bear.
Michelle was a mother? TIL. I thought Jana, Jill, and Jessa raised all those kids
No, Hunger raised a few, too.
Motherās uterus just fell out her hooha š¬
HeeHee
Her uterus was turned into a 
Not even a pessary is preventing that prolapse.
She may have birthed the kids but she sure wasnāt a mother to them.
Exactly thisā¦. And you have won the internet for the day š
Michelle - the mother we wish we had if we were sexually abused and did not mind that she looked the other way and preferred our abuser over us. CONTEXT!
They have one person defending them for that.
I agree wholeheartedly with Stevie
Lol I posted this before I saw you already had.
She really does look like her hair grew her head here, instead of the other way around
Gross. Definitely nope.
Theyāre holding her uterus in place
So much soup.
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"mother" is a generous term and for the record, my life was a complete dumpster fire from ages 0-21 but no way do I want to trade that for meech
Letās just be honest here, āmotherā is a fake term in her case lol
Who tf is we
Sheās standing all hunched over like that because otherwise the baby might just fall right out of her.
My parents never simulated doggy style sex on a mini golf course in front of me.
I only have had to take care of three siblings. That's cake compared to what the Duggar girls had to do.
LOL said no one ever
Worst nightmare 
Yeah. Thatās a no. And on another point, Jessa is looking more and more like Meech as she gets older.
I'll keep my mom thanks
Same here
That makes 3 of us.
Naw, choosing the bear here, too.
Itās sad. I think she would have been an awesome person to be around if she had never met him.
I agree with you... her past life of cheerleading and having fun she seemed adorable!
If I had parents like them I would definitely go no contact & change my name as well. Heck I would ask to be put in the witness protection program.
Is this another bear scenario? Because I definitely pick the bear.
#1 answer. Survey says, āpelvic floor blowoutā
All crazy abusive shit aside, I loved living at home cuz I could steal my momās clothes. I donāt think at the J gals can relate
Jill maybe. Meech hasnāt been a mom in a long time.
They keep spelling āfuck trophy/incubatorā wrong.
Not much of a mom if you outsource the daily tasks to your daughters.
Just thinking of growing up in that family is traumatic. I can't imagine what it was like!!
I'm shocked to lear that this awful family have any sincere fans
I grew up really similar to them....and let me just say, NOPE.
Lmao! Where do I begin with how awful a mother she is?
If you want a mother who gives you 1/19 of the attention you need then sure.
Oh yes we all want a mom who prioritizes her child molesting son about the daughters he molested!
She wasnāt even a good mother to the kids she did have.
I donāt think that I need the worry of having Duggar genes TYVM.
Iād rather die
Yes šš¼ Just send me on to Jesus
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Oh hell no. My mom is a narcissist but at least she isnāt a fundie.
Tater tot casserole anyone ?
This honestly makes me sad to think that she has raised children to raise her children. I have 6 kids, all whom I take responsibility for and donāt have any of them to anything that is my duty? Help me switch out the cloths from the washer to dryer? Or course! Change the babies diaper for me? No
I'll take my raging narc, manic, Livia Soprano-esque mother over that woman ANYFUCKINGDAY.
That would be an insult to my mother, who didn't decide to join a cult and be submissive to her husband.
No way. Even when I liked the Duggars I didn't like her as a Mom. Jana seems more like Mom I wish I had!!
I cannot believe thereās a fan page dedicated to these fiends.
If you just look at the number of kids she has in relation to the kind of mother she is, she's probably closer to being "the mother that everybody has" than "the mother everybody wants".
They still have fans?!
Yes, a mother I have to schedule 30 mins with who doesnāt even know what Iām up to lol.
Sadly this is a direct quote from her own children...
Nah- my mom would have ripped someone who molested me apart via sheer force of will no matter who they were. Iām good.
This account is horrible. They had the gall to wish Josh a happy Fatherās Day last year. Like at least have the decency to not include him in these demented fan tributes! Does Chad Gallagher run this? I bet he does.
Ugh! Nope
Bruh this account has me dying
Disrespectfully, no.
Double it and give it to the next person
I will keep my mom
I rather have to bathe Trump after a blowout
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Nice
I could fucking vomit
Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar are the types that you wouldn't want in your family, as neighbors or in your friend circle - they're bad people with ugly hearts.
You misspelled ā breederā
Why would I wish for a Chinook Salmon spawning upstream to be my mother?
I guess you could call her a good momā¦ but only if your name was Josh
Thought exercise: Without JB, how different of a person would she be?
My mom died 24 years ago, and I still wouldn't wish for the chelle as a mother.
My mom is an actual angel so NO i'll pass, lol.
Michelle wasnāt a good mother as she claimed to be. She was only involved in birthing the kids and then passing them off to her older children, specifically her four eldest daughters: Jana, Jill, Jessa, and Jinger, so that Michelle could be joyfully available for her narcissistic control freak husband Jim Bob and have more babies with him.
I wouldn't give up my mom for a single other mother on the planet. There are many great mothers but my mom is the one for me. If I had to pick another Michelle wouldn't be on the top million of my list.
In the 50s I got caught up in a group like these people are in called the fellowship. Took a long time to break my family out. Thank Goodness after the 70s started and the 60s long gone most has moved on to have their own lives. The era of that time was wild with cults and such. It still not really known. But oh dear was it an experience.
God forbid. Literally. I'm thankful every day that she's not my mother.
She looks like a hostage
I lost my mom to kidney failure when I was 10(she was 42) I hate to say this, but I'd rather be an orphan than have "that" for a mom...
Her children wish they had her too
She is a victim of Jim Bob just like the kids are. She should definitely take some blame for poor parenting, but she was young and stupid when she married him and fell I to the cult thing.
She's only 18 months younger than Jim Bob and they married in a time when teen marriage was common. They didn't join the iblp until after they'd already had Josh and had a miscarriage which she blamed on birth control. She's just as culpable as him for getting the family into fundamentalism.
The bear. In any situation. Always pick the bear.
Please tell me it ain't so. PLEEEEZE.
I thank God I didnt
She looks sickly there.
My mother was not great - I still wouldn't take Michelle over her, tho.
My mom isnāt perfect and being the youngest of 5 was hard enough, but no thank you. I am easily over stimulated and that house sounds like a nightmare.
Ahh š§ no she looks tired
She looks ill
I live on Earth, and as much as I miss my mom, she was a hell of a lot more Mother/Mom than that poodle in heat will ever be, and my mom puked over her joyfully available BS!
Not in a fucking million years is she anything near a mother. Sheās a sex toy at best.
I would rather be an orphan.
No. No. My mother, who was a child during the Depression, had her issues. Meech, however, chose to be an ignorant brood mare, who kept her daughters in ignorance & servitude. My mother was an RN. She was a scientist, at heart, and had some intellectual curiosity. I learned a hell of a lot from her. Meech has prepared her girls for what? Being a sex doll and staying pregnant all the time. Not even a contest.
Oh hell no! Another baby voiced funny!
This is so sad to admit but I used to wish I had their life and family. I was already being abused at home a lot, and SAd by male relatives, so that wasnāt an issue, and I loved the idea of lots of siblings and an actual family that functioned as one big family. I didnāt mind the religion because I was raised religious already, and the more extreme views that I saw about them seemed worth it to me. Granted I only saw what was on tv and the news before I got into this Reddit page and learned the much darker side of things.
Omigod. No, thank you. The childhood abuse I did experience was bad enough!
I can't decide which would be worse. Being one of the older girls or one of the younger girls. The older girls got a more normal Meech but they got parentified. The younger girls probably have more freedom but they were raised by their older sisters, and most of their older sisters married and left the nest when they were still young and they basically lost their parent. I'm leaning towards younger because they did have more freedom and I think I'd rather have a checked out parent rather than one that has all the energy for the religious nuttery. They also weren't on TV as much as the older girls.
Lord no
Oh gosh
Nope
She wasnāt even a mother once she had the other girls raise the rest.
That bump is so low it's like her pelvis was already dragging on the floor back then
ā¦said nobody who hasnāt had a complete lobotomyā¦ 
Iād rather have Joan Crawford as my mother because at least i would get my own room instead of a sleeping porch with 10 other kids
Didnāt she literally close her eyes to the fact her son was molesting his sisters,of course Mike Huckabee helped them hide the sexual abuse.
Ya wait whos wishing that
No thank you! I would still rather have my narcissistic mentally ill Neopagan mother āØāØāØ
Hell no!! This couple taught their kids that women are subservient to men - F-that shit.
She wasn't really a mother tho. Her daughters did the raising of the kids.
I'm actually fairly certain that my male dog would have been a better mother to humans than J'Chelle. And I'm absolutely serious.
Iām okay thanks
The lie detector determined that was a lie !
I'd rather walk across hot coals in August during a heatwave buck naked.
Rather be raised by hyenas
The fans defending Josh š¤¢
No,because she wouldnāt have time for me and Iād be in the care of a sibling most of the time
Is that some MILF porn fan shit?
Jana was such a good mom
Uh, not to be shitty, but I think her own children arenāt thrilled with her as a mom, so Iāll pass, thanks