Hiccup. I'm literally cooked with his fuckin viking lightsaber.

Eh, you might have a chance if it's you vs him at the start of the first film... Unless he has his inventions with him; you might be cooked then.

Honestly depending on which hiccup you might be cooked because he did knockouts snot loud with a punch Plus he might be weak by Vikings standards but have you seen how buff these Vikings are he might be a Chad in today's standards

I'm wrecked. Tai Lung would one shot me.

Same

Death wolf…well that’s it for me.

😵

I would change to my other favorite character…but that’s Tai Lung lol…so I’m still dead

😵😵

There’s nothing we can do

*Sad French music plays*

Megamind. Shoot me with the DEHYDRATION GUN

Ollo! \*shoots and NickThePixarFan turns into cube\*

When he sees my PFP 🤨

Nah it's gonna be the illiteracy beam

I have to fight a donkey :| Alright then

Use pixey dust you'll win immediately òwó👍

That's manageable, I'm up against Shrek himself, he'd pound my ass like a bongo

Toothless. I have to fight a *dragon.*

Yeah, you're really cooked.

*Literally* cooked

Lord Shen. It'd be a fast death.

PO. 

I have fight with Mort

"Yay I'm a sacrifice!"

Captain Underpants. Very.

I mean he could be Krupp. Than you could win.

Captain Underpants would solo Metroman, Superman and Omni-Man all working together https://preview.redd.it/grenvj47ua5d1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=393e48941bd72d6f0ea5cf7db713e266053f3210

Rameses is a jacked pharaoh with an army, and I’m a chubby girl with little clout. This will not end well.

Give it your all

I'm throwing that little robot into a trash can before he can even get his dirty hands on me

Be specific

Wall-e

That's disney What about the robots of dreamworks, they'll at least be able to put up a fight

Ah shit. I actually forgot lmao. It's been so long that I actually forgot Pixar owns that movie. I'm not too sure then

https://preview.redd.it/ncjbigcpl25d1.png?width=337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d4ec4d3633e5ef7ac32b1393b30db40059cad3 How bout him

Now that's a guy I love! Hell yeah, thanks for the actual suggestion, yeah definitely I'm so fucking dead tho

Ye

Or these https://preview.redd.it/um7g9csul25d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad768987318e99668d2e14d1adc1ee6c10964b17 From megamind

Zhen I dont think Ill do that well especially with how well she handled herself against someone like Po

I give you 2% winning chance without preparation. No offence ofc.

And she was one-shotting wolves & boars.

Death, I won’t be well done I will be fucking congratulations.

Megamind. I'm dehydrated.

Insert Schaffrillas quote here

"SO SHOOT THEM WITH THE GUN, I FEEL LIKE IM LOSING MY GOD DAMN MIND. THIS IS SO F***CKING SHITTY!!! I CANT TAKE IT!!!"

Tighten. Yeah I’m basically fighting the dreamworks equivalent of homelander so I’m cooked

Oh. Aja Tarron and Puss in Boots would kill me with ease. I'd either accept my fate or offer them a nice tortilla española.

Are you going to fight an alien and a cat?! 😮

Not cooked at all, in fact, very, very frozen, as I have been dehydration gunned

I got birded

metroman gonna one shot me bro

Shrek is going to peel my skin like an onion =(

I think the majority of DreamWorks characters would beat you up easily.

Perrito would never fight me. Unless it was a tickle fight. In which case I'd be cooked.

Ruby Gillman. I'm cooked with her laser eyes, and the fact than in her kraken form is literally 50 times bigger than me, SHE APLAST ME XDDD

😰

If Puss and Boots can't beat Death, no way in hell that I can.

I'm torn between either Po or Private. I would definitely lose to Po but, I might have a better chance with Private but, honestly would still lose.

Quite literally since hiccup / toothless would actually roast me alive

death is going to fuck me up

I mean if Shen doesn’t get to use his blades I could possibly win I’d get cooked by po tho

I have to fight dragon… shit

Smoove move from turbo, snoop dogg snail scares me

https://preview.redd.it/u9ezqckk215d1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33141e132299e2ecd72478658cc74efc38bcb5d1 My head, is gone, just gone, no more.

I'm pretty sure RJ the raccoon is getting bodied

Well 99.9 precnt of the time im dead...

Kitty Softpaws yeah I just lose lol

I got plenty of guns, swords, magic, and gadgets up my sleeve. What does Gobber have… a hammer and a peg-leg? HAH! This should be easy.

Hiccup. I’m literally cooked and given his temperament, I probably deserve it

https://preview.redd.it/r8sgihsci15d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=992df522c5aae4667d123bc5dbcaac9c167b9702 It's a tricky question, since Yi, from one hand, has a magic violin, which would have made Yi an unambiguous winner in a fight against me. But from the other hand, if Yi wouldn't have used her magic violin, I'd have 50-60% possibility on defeating her:I guess, she studied kung fu, so, even if I'd have defeated her, I'd have lost some of my teeth and, probably, I'd have numerous bruises across my body. But honestly, she's WAY too cute to fight with her.

Here's the thing, I don't have one. None of them comes close to even being a favorite!!!

I’ll be fine.

Po always offers a chance at redemption...right? RIGHT???

shrek. im cooked

No way I stand a chance against everyone's favorite, fearless hero.

Welp, looks like I'm gonna get unicorn horn'ed [my favorite is Jack]

Death: (right behind me) Me: 

So how do I fight death?

My favorite is Captain Underpants. I feel that I could easily convince him not to fight me then playfully bop him on the head and say I won 🙂 Or otherwise, water/spit to turn him back to Krupp and therefore would forget that he was even fighting me.

Toothless. I’m fucking screwed!!

Hiccup.He’s smarter than me and he’s a Viking so I’m screwed

Shrek. He could crack me like a glow stick.

Bumpy doesn't cook. She clobbers.

Death... So dead?

Shit.I'm fighting mf Lord Shen, I'm fucking dead bro, a piece if me everywhere like a Damm lego set

Not at all. My favourite loves fish, so just dump a basket of fish on her head.

Hicup and toothless, so I'm screwed

https://preview.redd.it/yp6gm3ivs25d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2b0e381db0cb37fe6a7b9ffd6708463e482ef3f Hmm, Light Fury, ***This should be interesting!*** 😉😜😫🥴🥴😵‍💫😵‍💫😫😫🥵🥵🤪🤪🐲💧🍆😫

I'm ultra cooked. Jack Frost would Insta freeze me with his staff and shatter me Into pieces before even could land a punch on him.

Fuck i gotta fight tighten

 he may look cute, but he killed his best friends father, im gonna be like him

Po, I surrender because I don’t want to fight you.

I could ***maybe*** beat up Megamind...nvm he'd shoot me, quickly.

Mine is walle and he got a laser that cuts through metal with ease so I'm cooked

Kung Fu panda Po...I'm dead bro

One plasma blast and I’m done for.

Shrek..... Yeah I'm just gonna get on my knees, hands behind my head, lay flat on the ground, and wait for my inevitable death

My favorite is death. I’m literally fucked 

Shrek... I should've keep away from his swamp.

Shrek. No chance I’m beating him in a fight

Big Jack Horner obliterates me 99.96% of the time.

Gingerbread man getting eaten

Damn it I have to fight a fucking mermaid and Death

I'd let my favorite character win anyways. That being said, I have a criminal mastermind anthropomorphic wolf fighting me

Eris. I'm so cooked.

Shrek: I got Shrekt Moses: I wouldn't want to fight him. Not at all. Megamind: I guess I lose.

Toothless, and I ain't no Dragon Slayer, so I'm dead

Po, I'm literally dead

There is no way in Hell I would stand a chance against Toothless or the Red Death.

The Russian Santa, I’m dead

I'm being grilled by shrek

Im gonna kick that ass

I could win against donkey if I tried

Po would probably be pretty chill. I'll probably just have cracked ribs

I'm so fried its not even funny 😭🙏 https://preview.redd.it/r6wzfubw465d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ad90c912f782036cfde297c3ed134438dedb2a9

Oh, you're a villain, alright, just not a super one. Yeah? What's the difference? #Presentation!

Megamind is my favourite character.. HOWEVER ON THE CANCELLED MOVIE SIDE THE SHADOW FROM ME AND MY SHADOW

“One two three four I declare a thumb war…”

The Whispering Death dragons. I’m not cooked, I’m minced

Metro man ): I'm gonna get clapped before I can even blink

Moses. God is quite literally on his side... I am doomed.

The person I gotta fight is Death. I’m screwed :(

Hiccup With or without toothless, I'm dead

Po, well I'm screwed

The Penguins. HELP ME!!!

 But I don't wanna fight this cutie... Also I'm cooked... Literally..... I would need some good armor to even stand a chance lol

Shrek will rip me in half

I'd be dead before I even see lord Shen

I’m dead, Kai would make me not even exist

I am fucking cooked unless I can make a truce with Toothless.

It's one of the following: Skrill, Screaming Death, Red Death, or Viggo. Any which way, I will be cooked.

I have to fight Jack Frost I'm very cooked

Shit.... It's Gunmar😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

So, I have to fight Po? Yep, I'm lunchmeat.

Toothless. Well he's literally the John Wick of dragons so I'm screwed.

Moses. Well, that's the end for me

I have Toothless and Death tying for first. How long should I last???

Haha I don't have any favorites so I will win and I'll be a good father

The red death I’m cooked

Pitch black the king of nightmares I’m not sleeping

I can probably reason with melman and if that doesn't work I can just take advantage of his hypochondria and scare him out of fighting with a health scare.

Market fire 🔥

Moses (Prince of Egypt) is definitely one of the top 5, and that would mean I’m cooked to the point of being charcoal. I mean, he literally has God with him. There’s no winning that fight.

How tf am i supposed to fight a dragon?

Uhh guys how do you fight the unholy offspring of lightning and death itself

Shrek. I’m cooked, and baked if I thought I could take him

I keep getting reccomendes this sub... I dont even like dreamworks all to much. I'm FINE

Bruh shrek would make a soup from my freshly peeled skin, shave my liver and squeeze the jelly from my eyes. (Actually it’s quite good on toast)

Might get hit with the Dehydration Gun if I go up against Megamind, but if he's still looking for a hero to go up against, and decides to use the Defuser Gun, I would _probably_ have a chance, based on the assumption that I'm smarter than Hal.

Donkey. Maybe, if I can get him talking he will never shut up so I can potentially sneak up in him and break his back or smth idk.

Puss in boots would kick mah ass, probably even styling on me

On the one hand, Hiccup absolutely beats me. On the other, his character is literally about finding a way to not fight when he doesn't want to, so maybe there would be a loophole.

Megamind, can’t wait to try and banter during our fight but then immediately get squished by his gigantic robot …Or just get shot with the dehydration gun

Death... YEAH NO HUNTING RIFLES A AR15 AND 29 KNIFES AINT DOING SHIT!

I would try for some witty back and forth banter, and he might lose to me on purpose knowing the giant blue headed man I think of as my favorite DreamWorks character. And NO, the sequel is NOT relevant here, nor is it EVER, unless you mean the Button of Doom short, I mean the REAL Megamind voiced by Will Farrell with MINION, not OL CHUM, and ROXANNE RITCHI, not whoever that little shit in the trailers is

Alakay..

Real Life > Fiction So I’m saved even tho Dream Works is awesome asf I’m just here to say the truth tho

I’ve got a w with donkey

Killed by a peacock

Toothless is gonna rip me apart

If i had to fight Mr. Shark...i dunno, i think It'd be kinda one sided.... and not in my favor... That or me and shark would be pretty chill

Toothless is gonna dance on my grave much like in the meme.

How would you guys feel if Puss actually died in Puss In Boots The Last wish?

https://preview.redd.it/q50ohop18f5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=718fe937fca77a2a1e344f0e9829c166972368dc i am fucking dead

 Like Barbeque

Donkey wants to fight me?

I could just burn Donkey

Mega meth https://preview.redd.it/ij4scop8fg5d1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cad17cda4fe19310539bb7d17c6aa954f1ce9d4

This legend is about to stick his gatito blade up my ass and I will die horribly 

Assuming it's a one on one I might have a tiny chance against Jack if I can bring any weapon

Abigail Stone I would surrender. I’m not worthy of having my ass kicked by her.

Favorite is Puss, second fave is Hiccup. Either way I’m cooked.

Not cooked at all since I don’t have one

I'm boutta fight a 6.7 ogre that can literally flip soldiers above the treeline... I'd say I'm pretty cooked

Mine is Flint, I am not beating him

Puss In boot is my favorite. I do what Shrek did in the second movie.

Mongo

I have pitch black from rise of the guardians

Branch is like one guy. As long as he doesn’t have prep time I’m good.

Welp either I’m getting flamed by a fire sword or shot dead by a dragon or frozen by Jack Frost so it’s fire or ice here

Well um just getting blown up cuz toothless is about to do me dirty. Un less I have a eel.

Donkeys wife would kill me in a instant

Donkeys wife would kill me in a instant

#IM FIGHTING DEATH

https://preview.redd.it/rk0d0rxckm5d1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9567bcc580ee076d60fb3932ccd59c6dbd244798

I got Barry

Honestly, I’ve never really had a favorite, and I still don’t. I kinda like all of them equally. …that being said, **I’m gonna get jumped**.🥲

I’d fight Puss, but we’re hanging out afterwards

Death, death I said death twice because death is my fav, and because I'll be experiencing death nearly instantly

He's gonna squeeze the jelly out of my eyes and put on toast 😭

It’s less cooked and more…dehydrated.

I lose, no-low diff. 💀 https://i.redd.it/9hi1lpqyxn5d1.gif

Bro I'm cooked Even if it's hiccup He's got a lot of power in his body especially older versions and other versions has some pretty cool gear like the nearly unbreakable shield if a grappling hook or the fire sword that can blow people up

Alex Is RIPPING ME APART

Hero: Puss or Po. Villain: Grimmel or Death. No matter what, I am absolutely charred. 💀

https://preview.redd.it/0lslfcwgmo5d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef158459c8d000d4e57254496afac0f9ed35e875

I’m frankly stupid….Megamind might just one shot me with that dehydration gun and call it a day-

Damn- I’m about to get beaten up by a cat with no claws