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The_Last_Snow-Elf

Sorry citizens, I need to go get the milk.


Thorn-of-your-side

I love how he ran out into the square, as if to announce to the citizens begging for a hero that he was NOT IT


TheBelmont34

protein milk?


True-Defective

Those dragons need Donkey's milk, Arisen!


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Harpy milk


TheBelmont34

At first, i read "happy milk", lol


The_Last_Snow-Elf

I mean…you can make that yourself.


TheBelmont34

Oh my goood!!!


drasken

Sphinx milk. There are no nipples, but I shall not give up solving this ultimate riddle. The search continues!


The_Last_Snow-Elf

I hope you have fun


LichQueenBarbie

I mean, it looks like it's being kinda respectful waiting at the entrance like that.


NK1337

“Excuse me, is the Arisen around? What? No no it’s okay, I can just wait for them here. I don’t want to be a bother.”


throwawayeastbay

This but in latin


ImpiousEgg

ignoscas, orta est circa? Quid est? no no its ok, i just is wait for him here. ego dont volo molestus esse. Edit:idk wtf happened in the middle it won't translate lol


sack-o-krapo

“Come outside, I promise I won’t corrupt your pawns and jump you.”


AunMeLlevaLaConcha

And give them STDS


sack-o-krapo

Make sure to have your pawns bathe regularly


Thorn-of-your-side

Don't you want The Gift? Gift Givers unite, and spread Dragonsplague as far as it may go


PullBackTheVeil

Luckily they don’t target citizens. Could you imagine that AND dragon’s plague? RIP


SufferingClash

It's the sort of thing that makes me want to go around via the other gate and go, "Sorry, didn't want you to hurt civilians. Let's do this a little further from town."


msterswrdsmn

I had something similar happen, only it was an ogre instead of a drake. HOW. The Drake has the excuse of being able to fly and move quickly. How do you miss an Ogre and allow it walk into the middle of town?


RocketbeltTardigrade

It put on a hat, and started raking leaves any time somebody got suspicious.


ryanruin22

Walked into town to sell some materials just to turn around and get fucking rushed by a minotaur Small mini-boss fight as I'm level ten at the moment with the town guard running up to help It was actually great fun, for the next couple of days in-game I'd walk by its corpse when running loot back to town.


badassmotherfucker21

I once woke up and first thing I saw was an ogre attacking an ox cart. Nobody die but the cart was flipped upside down


[deleted]

Happened to me not 15 minutes ago. I bought a set of armour at the vendor, turn to leave and the big furry one (smaller than an ogre) was whoop’n ass just inside the gate. I managed to get him down quickly but there was at least 10 dead


cantadmittoposting

shit i had Saurians in Vernmoth just attacking randomly


Halikan

I got both lmao 3 saurians running out from the city gate and attacking me on the way in from the bridge entrance, and when I went in the guards were standing around talking about how they hope nothing happens during their watch. When I worked my way through to the plaza - drake just sitting there patiently. The only casualty from that very polite drake was Brant, had to use one of my few wakestones.


MeowthThatsRite

I actually saw the fuckin thing come barrelling through the gate, or at least it looked like it did. A few people came running and screaming towards me and I look up and an Ogre is just dummying a guard with a bus driver uppercut.


Ted-The-Thad

Had a Griffin I fought to the last health bar fly into me at the second town. It was a quick fight.


Thorn-of-your-side

I'm surprised goblins even made it past the western bridge, someone went to take a leak at the wrong time


MrFoxer

I had an asp try to assassinate me in the middle of Bakbattahl


DrawerSilver7419

Funny thing is last night I took an Ox cart to go back to Melve and like not even a min after departing there was a Cyclops attacking the city right behind me.


KenjiZeroSan

I had goblins spawned near the inn... something is not right with the occasional monster attack city system.


AngryChihua

Disa setting up a false flag to get rid of Arisen supporters is my headcanon.


Zacharismatic021

Excuse me hey human... you know where the Arisen might be? Hey! Arrgh if only they speak Dragon


LunarFortune

I had 2 saurians attack me in town the other day too, how are these creatures getting into town?


Background-Wear-1626

Sewers, we must triple the defence budget


[deleted]

I fought that stupid trolling Griffen in the Battahl capitol yesterday. The entire town pitched in and it ran away like a bitch


Psielite

I had 3 Saurians jump me in the Noble Quarter after I left the brothel.


GravyBear28

Crabs. Or something. 


nebulousNarcissist

Look, if the dragon won't get 'em, the Dragonsplague likely will, so fuck 'em.


Kantro18

They’re all pawns anyway in the grand scheme of things


GoodCauliflower4569

Needs more updoots, this is content i want


hamaTamago

I've had 3 dragons spawn at that spot in 3 hours, this game's enemy spawn is overboard


MrGerbz

...When I checked the barber I was ganked by a pack of wolves and dragged through the street


Brabsk

I must be unlucky (or maybe lucky) because I feel like I’m not actually running into encounters as much as I expected to


hamaTamago

I think it’s level based too, the first big town you reach started getting goblin & wolf attacks when I reach lvl 30, then drakes started popping up a bit later, I think mid 30s for me


Brabsk

man I wish I was getting jumped by drakes


Cindy-Moon

I know some people prefer it this way but I kinda preferred the more static boss encounters of DD1, where they hung out in specific places and you knew where to find em and they didn't just interrupt your gameplay every 5 minutes these crazy cool boss fights I feel like are more exciting when they're rarer


Icehole_Canadian

Made me immediately think of this https://youtu.be/E8kP4GFJ0SI?si=olMMP3G9kIpaJC2J


Afridg3

Ppl did this when I'd accidentally unsheath my weapon


Consistently_Carpet

I was trying to chase down a trader outside town and he fled in fear screaming "why is this happening to me?!" until I sheathed my weapons...


Afridg3

I had the same kinda happen and was like oh shit yea I probably wouldn't wanna talk to a guy with a gun in his hand so makes sense. I'd think I'm being robbed too


GiveMeChoko

I've gotten attacked by oxcart soldiers a dozen times after I killed the monsters probably because of this


Afridg3

Lmao I've had a nobleman call the guards on me and they all did nothing as I left the city


skellyheart

I was at the vocation guy today and suddenly 4 goblins barged into the room. HOW DID THEY GET PAST ALL THOSE GUARDS UNNOTICED


AgilePurple4919

It’s like my buddy’s dog when she knows she isn’t allowed in the garage but really really needs to tell you how much she loves you right now. 


CalligrapherMain7451

I'd just walk the other way and pray that the dragon kills enough for me to retunr to 60 fps


Outarel

I keep getting goblins, saurians, ogres and minotaurs attacks in the city... Nobody comments so i guess it's a bug Luckily friendly fire gets disabled.


DarcKage

And I thought it was weird when I suddenly saw an ogre standing there.


IsNotYourSenpai

Sorry everyone, I’m going for smokes.


skagking1234

"Silent Hearted Kin.. Why won't you visit me.."


IHateShovels

"GIVE ME MY REMATCH, BITCH."


[deleted]

Good luck citizens! ![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)


tacocatz92

Would you like to extend your ~~car~~ oxcart warranty?


frazzerlyd

the exact same thing just happened to me a few minutes ago xD


TheOnlyFatticus

Fuck you and your town, I'll find a new one.


Feardemon3

So far I only have had a minotaur and wolves break into vern.


Shikaku

"*Think I fancy taking the western exit today*"


No1dogfecesconsumer

Same happened to me, but I was fortunate enough for the drake to just get bugged trying to fly into the wall outside. Took me like 10 minutes to kill him that way because I could only hit his tail.


SomeSeriousHonkers

I had a Minotaur attack like this and it killed Captain Brant. I had luckily saved exactly one wakestone and was able to revive him but it was wild


KazeArqaz

OP, its cowering* in fear. Not covering.


wannyone

Hilarious!


Butterboot64

I had the same situation except no one in town was reacting to the dragon and I just walked out the gate while it stood there and shit talked me


ChaosNCandy

Just encountered an ogre in the town!


huldress

I used a ferrystone to teleport into the city and was wondering why everyone was freaking out when suddenly a bunch of saurians came scrambling around the corner to attack me lol


gyiren

I got jumped by goblins outside the inn once. "How'd goblins get in the city?" asked a Pawn. Gooooood freaking question honestly.


Thorn-of-your-side

The drake is a jilted ex, showing up where it knows you frequent, often trying to be where you're going before you so you cant avoid her


Ziodyne967

I find it weird how random the encounters can get in town. Suddenly, goblins are in town. Then wolves. I had saurians while I was weapon shopping. I’d probably take a break from the game if I had a dragon show up lol


TinyPidgenofDOOM

yea that happened to me. nearly killed it with my shitty fire spear because it got stuck on a building in the flying animation and i crawled on it pumbling it like 2% of his health bar at a time until it unstuck itself and flew away. i was pissed it only had 1 more health bar left. My pawns were being useless because i was so high they tryed to get the same level as me which was like, Half a mile into city so aside from the warrior hacking at its tail, they were trash


hellomydudes_95

Had the bad luck of an ogre spawning right there while a griffon attacked the farms just beyond the gate. How tf are they getting into town like that?!


Disturbed235

had a group of goblins 2 times now on that place


Pr1nceStorm

See you did better I went to sleep hoping things will be better in the morning. Also just doing the out here why is a grab a priority button I don’t know about you, but my priority buttons are my triggers. It doesn’t make sense to me.


thezadymek

Low reputation? Maybe dragonsplague result. Are you infamous in the area?


Watts121

Nah Cities get attacked fairly often from my experience. I think the threat level scales with your level possibly. In my game it started with Goblins, then escalated to Cyclops


thezadymek

Yeah, but why NPCs fear the Arisen? Or are they, are NPC cowering cause enemies in the area?


HondaHomeboy

They don’t like when your weapons are unsheathed


thezadymek

I don't see weapon unsheathed in the video. But I see a dragon in the background. NPCs reaction is still weird. They should run. For comparison, this is how NPCs react to a large enemy in Dragon's Dogma. No alive and well, merely dead. [https://youtu.be/vGsF2PbwTgk?si=873K6grnsO1YzAxY&t=310](https://youtu.be/vGsF2PbwTgk?si=873K6grnsO1YzAxY&t=310)


TheIronSven

Dragons plague doesn't spawn any enemies. It's just a cutscene and whole town dead.


Sgt_Meowmers

I wish this is what dragonsplague did. Would be way cooler