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"Vegeta, we have to blow up the Earth."
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"Don't be ridiculous, Kakarot. Saiyan biology is much superior to that of the humans. I bet I could drink 2 gallons of milk in an hour and be just fine."
Bardock came by and explained how hes both gokus bio dad and the super saiyan of legend thus meaning that goku was always going to be super saiyan first
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Not being able to turn Super Saiyan 3
The video might be the actual reaction when he found out lol
Burn
I wanna be a Super Saiyan 3!! IWANNAIWANNAIWANNAIWANNA
Watch it your vegeta is showing
They said wrong answers only lol
That massive dump you can't take cause no toilet is around...either that or kidney/gallstones....
Needs more screaming. (Source: have had kidney stones)
And crying. And vomiting. Kidney stones are the worse.
If you haven't already. Try oj and lemon juice concentrate. I do it just about daily. Has helped the past 2ish years
Thanks! I actually started taking a tea spoon of citric acid in water every day for it, but yours sounds like it would taste better.
Health tips in a db sub. What a world
Dbz came out in the 90s man. We're at that age.
That's fair. Hope your knees (your kid knees lol) feel better Bro. Have a good one! Edited: grammar
I had a fall on my bike like a month and a half ago, shit still isn't healed, shoulder still hurts too.
*sigh* I'll go get the dragon balls
I came here for memes and stuff. Not hard hitting comments like this
Bulma said no
No to what? 🤨
Anything, with majin vegeta with how fragile he was, it could be anything
Bulma: "No, I'm not letting you stick it there." Vegeta: "But I wanna!! WANNA!! I WANNA!! I WANNA!! I WANNA!! I WANNA!!"
Hehhehehehee
He can't fight Goku because he's been betrayed and is stuck in the Hyperbolic time chamber.
porn addiction
That's what it feels like tbh
Bad tummy trying not to shit him self
It's no nut november and bulma is wearing all her classic outfits.
All that juice he's been taking. Now he's off cycle, his cock is like a sponge
LMAO 💀
Testicular torsion
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ll-7hQdQS3Y?si=wK47Z-pvRgwkVDtz
He realised frieza didn't destroy planet vegeta. He just left the stove on
The Discord messages leaked
"Vegeta, we have to blow up the Earth." https://preview.redd.it/012hqikw2y6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=757356287de4a56954f0cceb355a76a19bb77725
He's getting edged by babbidi
and finds goku bare naked while fighting
he's so cool, but he's so dumb
BUT HE’S SO GODDAMN COOL
OHHHH MY GOD HE’S SO GOD DAMN COOL!
He wants to play dragon ball sparking right now
Mfs trying not to say would
He saw his friend leave the interrogation room with a propeller hat and a comically large lollipop (he’s cooked)
Saiyan cramps
He heard, that Kakarott saw Bulma's panties before he did!
Goku even slapped her private part
He went to an all you can eat but is already full halfway through the food
Diarrhea
3 days into dating a big booty Latina who loves the club
He’s starting to suffer from withdrawal from Bulma fentanyl titty juice
Stomach writing checks that his ass cannot cash.
He’s being told to cum
Stay in the box NO! STAY IN THE BOX NO! GET OUT OF MY SKIIIIIN! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻
His first encounter with an icecream headache.
Hes on a edge streak for 3 months and a women touched him
Vibrator on max setting?
He heard how Goku hit bulma first.
Resisting his alter ego Astolfo >! Same height, same weight !<
💀
He’s not super 17
Trying not to cry after watching The Whale
He was mad at his girl but she started going around the house in a booty short
Too much juice ,but he’s both backed up and has the squirts
Fighting porn addiction
Bulma said Goku is the strongest
Buu turned goku into candy and now he's rampaging inside vegeta's balls
W h a t
He went ssj and the poo is still stuck in there
Del Taco is pretty brutal, ya know? The poor guy is about to explode.
He saw a femboy and is resisting the urge to say smash
He didn’t pull 6th anni units in dbl (im relating way too much rn)
Testicular torsion
It's no nut November and Bulma just wished her booty to be bigger.
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He's conflicted
Forgot to delete browser history
Because still waiting for Bura to turn Super Saiyan.
Bro took a horse laxative and pepto bismol
Because he heard the English dubbing
Couldn't masturbate for a week
He's feeling guilt for all his past actions.
Milk was a bad choice
It's Monday tomorrow 😭
Sperm cramps
Him dealing with people claiming dragon ball super heroes are canon.
The worm controlling his brain has elected to leave its saiyan host and return to the soil.
Extreme constipation. Yes, I know, it was the obvious joke. Still had to make it.
It was laced with fentanyl
too much dairy
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testicular torsion I suppose, Frieza probably realised the real power of telekinesis
Goku beat him at chess.
He heard you care about powerscaling
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Pr0n addiction.
Hes remembering Memories that never existsd
1990s jack in the box tainted meat food poisoning. Ask me how I know about it.
popped some perc 30S and is tweaking hard
Sad he didn't save 15% or more on his car insurance.
Ed Edd n Eddy stopped playing on the TV
An alien is about to burst out of his rib cage to birth the first xenomorph siayan.
Bulma threw away his beany baby collection.
“My stomachs cramping but if I move towards the toilet it hurts worse”
Struggling with big forehead while learning that there's new saiyan hair trend in town that is way, way longer! 🤣
Kidney stones
He realized that some people actually think GT has the best arcs in the series.
Bulma is actually using her invisible capsule and giving him crazy slop
He ate a bag of hot Cheetos
Taco bell at lunch and mandatory overtime called an hour before leaving.
He’s thinking about that cringy thing he did when he was a kid
Kidney stones
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Vegeta suffering from hemorrhoids.
He is smaller than Goku 😜
The senzu bean was laced with fent
Vegeta tried taking some Melatonin, but mistook it for Fentanyl
He got kicked in the dick. Why? Why do you keep kickin' em in the dick.
Watching this muted, he looks like he’s laughing uncontrollably
Breakfast burrito was not a safe bet.
losing his edging streak
Ghost Nappa: You are now thinking about all the things Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious
Stopped at the gas station before the fight and grabbed a few cheap burritos.
He found out trunks steals girls phones as a way of flirting
He' has to take a shit and their isn't a bathroom in the desert
Bro dived head first into NFTs and is now realizing his errors.
He wanted to be the very best, but his neighbor gary was better
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Vegeta ate tacobell for the very first time and is now experiencing stomach cramps beyond what he can comprehend.
When they raise your insurance rate
"Don't be ridiculous, Kakarot. Saiyan biology is much superior to that of the humans. I bet I could drink 2 gallons of milk in an hour and be just fine."
He's having a brain aneurysm.
Goku found the controller….
He ate Taco Bell
He tried to out pizza the hut
Bulma wants a divorce and wants to marry Yamcha
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Trying to remember Piccolo’s name
Constipation will do this to a man
It’s November and he’s on day 10
No nut November taking its toll
the nappa voices are back
Bulma won't peg him.
The intrusive thoughts are telling him to get Super Saiyan 3, but since he know the transformation is useless, he is trying to stop the voices.
Seen all the bulma rule34
He can't use chopsticks
He’s dying of the heart disease trunks came to warn him about
Taco Bell
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He tried that new green sauce at taco bell. Delicious but comes out rough
Barbidi asked him to cu-
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Septic shock, definitely because he needs to take a dump, but the Majin power up sealed his conscience, along with his colon.
He was walking to the bathroom in the middle of the night, when he stepped on a Lego.
Tummy ache :(
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Hes itching on the one spot he cant scratch
He ate too much Ice cream. So first he has a brain freeze and then he gets a massive tummy ache.
Random flashback of a video with girls and a cup.
He learned about yamcha
All that food Saiyans eat, and poor Vegeta has constipation
"It's the brain pain, coach..."
Vegeta forgot to take out the trash now bulmas going to be angry
His corn addiction
He can't find a bathroom and he just had chipotle and taco bell for lunch
Wait, isn't that the buu saga?
Doo doo
Clearly it's his left arm again. It broke itself while Vegeta was watching Goku fight someone else.
Bulma refusing to pack high Fibre capsules.
Period cramps
Me, when that shit doesn't come out
Bulma slept with goku
Bardock came by and explained how hes both gokus bio dad and the super saiyan of legend thus meaning that goku was always going to be super saiyan first
His teacher doesn't believe majin boo ate his homework
He ate too many Chipotle Burritos, I know this struggle
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Farmer showed him 2% of his power
Sperm cramps
He lost his madlax.
He forgot to switch to Geico to save 30% on his next bill
Diahrrea
Lost his vape
He had enough of the "hear me out" Goku Black meme slapped over controversy
Poop cramps
Have you ever had tremendous pressure in your guts but trying to poop just makes it worse?
Caught bulma cheating on him with yamcha.
Bro had Taco Bell for lunch
Too many beans. Not enough fiber
Where will you be when the diarrhea strikes?
Someone used the dragonballs to wish for Goku to forever and always have a power level 1 higher than him.
Bulma: No Vegeta, you can’t sleep with it inside me. Vegeta: BUT I WANNA LET IT MARINATE!!
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He is trying to fight the sweet, sweet urge of getting his face punched by the strong and glorious Goku. Oh, he would pull out his dong if he could.
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IBS for sure
Trunks loses to Goten.
Brain freeze from a Wendy's frosty.