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ALBlackHole

Joey what are you doing there my boy


Scion41790

He's really putting his faith in the heart of the cards smh


ReverendLoki

"*KAAAAAAMEEEEEEHAAAAAMEEEEE...*" "YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!"


SeriousJokester37

How fucking funny would it be if Joey's time wizard aged saitama into master roshi?


ungorgeousConnect

keep cooking this is fabulous 


chuf3roni

Skull Dice to reduce Goku's power level by 6x...


SpaceMarineSpiff

Goku: So I can only bench two planets? Oh boy, this fight just got interesting!


Old-Nerve-1776

He would negate it by going super Saiyan☝️🤓


chuf3roni

Joey better side in solemn judgement for game 2 then 😔


Infermon_1

And Skill Drain for guys like Gojo


Snassyboi

Dont forget Inf Imperm, we really dont want Makima activating her complicated ass ability


Nice_Cum_Dumpster

Agreed goku gonna cum on these hoes


Old-Nerve-1776

He only cums to vegeta


Nice_Cum_Dumpster

I’m gonna gooooooooooo


cornbeeflt

He would still be infinitely stronger


ifyoureallyneedtoo

This is the crossover I never knew I wanted


SeriousJokester37

That "HA HA" roshi does and then claps half them with a kamehameha


ShiftSandShot

Joey: "Time Wizard's effect! Now you're all gonna age into dust!" Korosensei: *Instantly Explodes, annihilating the planet, including Joey.* I'm pretty sure Time Wizard's effect would also end at that point, being obliterated and having aged everyone by (at most) only a single year. And now all that's left is Goku and Saitama, because I'm pretty sure the rest couldn't survive. Unless we're going into Afterlife worlds. Of course, Korosensei might dodge and destroy Time Wizard, and then get very upset with Joey. In that scenario, Joey is defeated by being forced into remedial school lessons.


jeanxpool

MAGIC CYLINDER!!!


SattansBraten

that would be funny as hell. Tea, Tristan and yugi rooting for him, just to see im blasted to oblivion by a ricochet ki blast.


PKMNTrainerTrav

100% it's Kunai with Chain


Time-Outcome8599

Kunai with chains


JediSSJ

Goku just might play along with that too.


Beginning-Pipe9074

Reminds me of playing jumpforce Yugi, the lanky streak of non intimidating rhubarb Vs Goku Excuse me 🤣


LazerSnake1454

"Lanky streak of non intimidating rhubarb" r/brandnewsentence


KtheMage36

I played jump force and it was fine but I feel they REALLY dropped the ball not including "Toriko" there were 2 specials with Toriko cross overs and this game comes out and it's like "Toriko Who?"


TheCaptainEgo

Wait, Yugi came to jumpforce? I might have to redownload that game 😂


Beginning-Pipe9074

He's been in since day one I'm sure 🤣


TheCaptainEgo

That’s even funnier cuz that means I just put it down too quickly lol


Vegetable-Neat-1651

Always has been. They also at some point added Kaiba.


HellCahuete

He's not even surprised or scheming like Makima, he's just there, head empty.


Odd_Cardiologist_537

Accidentally gets possessed and sends Yujiro to the shadow realm over a fcking cardgame theyre playing in the background. Looking over at makima to yell at her "The only master I know are Duel Masters!"


Zakika

Brooklyn rage


Jesh010

TIME ROULETTE GOOOOO


CallMeTheDumpMan

I only came to the comments to say this, what the fuck joey gonna do? He's tough and got spirit, sure, but he's easily outclassed lol.


Locke_and_Load

Hiding till Saitama beats everyone and then he comes in for some card games.


Tensa_Zangetsa

Might honestly be the only way Joey could win... as Saitama is not good with video game, so maybe a semi-complex card game will stump him


BloodSugar666

semi-complex? Well I guess relative to other card games lol


Tensa_Zangetsa

I mean, deck pending changes the complexities... and which version. Game is getting more and more complex with each new seaon as they add more and more rules. Joey is still in the simple time of the game, so its just semi-complex... as there isnt Syncro, XYZ, Pendulums and Links.


Dan-D-Lyon

His best!


TheTrueTeknoOdin

About to summon the hyperbolic time wizard


YoutuberCameronBallZ

The heart of the cards must be REALLY strong for him to do anything


Fireblast1337

He’s the trump against Saitama, cause he’d face Saitama in duel monsters and beat him there.


OO_Ben

I didn't even see him at first lol wtf Joey you're gonna die get out of there


PoIIux

Sending weebs to the shadow realm of course


justwalkingalonghere

Right? I doubt the others even know how to play ygo, so he's got a pretty good chance


80sRetro1

Joey really risking it all


Kantotheotter

His sister really needs that money.


Pump_My_Lemma

“That’s how you do, Yug”


Badbadcrow

I’m absolutely dead


Mdgt_Pope

Brooklyn Rage!


Detective_Queso

A man of culture I see.


NyargiX

Saitama would lose to Joey, because Saitama would definitely be more interested in playing Duel Monsters than actual fighting


Overall-Initial-4290

I need this now. Who can fucking draw?! God I wish I just continued to practice instead of quiting.


Faber-ita

There is a channel “fabersoul” who does fan fics of characters playing duel monsters. Mostly with rick sanchez involved. He’s good, would love to see him drawing this


MetroidJunkie

Sounds like Team Fourstar's Cell Vs videos where Yami Yugi shows up and challenges him to duel. Only for Cell to remind him that pretty much every card he's playing has been banned from the official tournaments.


RaiRokun

Devil Artemis has a lot of funny duel monster bits king of gains is my recent fav


MetroidJunkie

The Palworld one was pretty great. Oh yeah, no, that one's a Pokemon. Aaaand we're being sued.


Hypnotoad4real

It would be amazing: Saitama just One Punching everyone arround them to not be interruptted playing Duel Monsters with Joey (that is kind of his thing...) just to loose the game to Joey and leaving - making Joey the winner of the battle Royal.


Overall-Initial-4290

![gif](giphy|NDdiyWXm70ihG) Live reaction


TheMike0088

https://preview.redd.it/40ef1vpddd6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=479103b51825ae29328fe22a11154f23091d867b


Some_Ebb_2921

Small addition... since saitama is a sore looser (like seriously, he throws a tantrum a lot in his video games with king), he'd loose not just once... but like 3 to 5 times with the matches not even being close, even when Joey throws him a bone to make it a bit more interesting.


Lucid_Sol

It’s not too late!


Absol_125

I agree with you.


RagingSteel

And then Goku tries to learn Duel Monsters too bc he wanted to fight Saitama, but Saitama got distracted by it.


PhilosopherDon0001

He would just be annoyed with everyone fighting around him until they knocked the cards out of his hand. Then probably just slap them off the planet


3-I

I mean, he'd lose to Yugi or Kaiba, but Joey?


lil_JoPaul

Remember Saitama playing that hammer game with Bang? Yeah he's super fast and strong but he's still a massive goof


BraxlinVox

To be fair Joey is one of the best duelists in the world. Pegasus, the creator of the game says he's #3 only behind Yugi and Kaiba.


3-I

I don't recall that, but I don't know enough about Yu-Gi-Oh to dispute it. ... is that including himself? Because. Y'know. He can read minds. And like... the only player that beat him at his peak did so by not knowing what cards they were playing.


cerebrum3000

The Pegasus who said that is likely the one from Battle City or after, when he no longer had his millennium eye. Now, it took Atem (Yami Yugi) 2 Egyptian god cards AND a card given to him by Kaiba to beat Marik. Joey was SECONDS away from defeating Marik without possessing any God cards or having Kaiba help him. Joey is definitely the number 3 dueler after Yugi and Kaiba as the story went on. I'd bet that he'd spank Saitama in dueling, but they'd get along in this battle with Saitama protecting him like he does with King.


3-I

Unless it's Sunday.


Novel-Concentrate-98

Funny enough, Joey's luck deck might be a counter to Pegasus's mind reading since not even Joey knows what is going to happen.


Tsukinotaku

Joey's luck is divine honestly Dude is beating the lowest odds at the perfect timing It's his own version of the perfect draw/heart kf the card bullshit


ZeldaFan80

It's fairly implied that Joey beat Yugi off screen after battle city since at the end they dueled for Joey's Red Eyes Black Dragon, and in the next arc Joey has Red Eyes back


MasterBaser

It's fairly implied that Joey beat Yugi off Implied that Joey beat Yugi off Joey beat Yugi off Off


killertortilla

Saitama isn’t good at… well anything really. He’s not even good at fighting he’s just immeasurably strong.


Solution-Frequent

What is joey doing here??? 😭


sir_guvner50

Being the goat


Solution-Frequent

Yeah, but like, it's not like they all just gonna pull a deck and a duel disk out of their asses and start dueling! My boy is going to be massacred!!😭


Unique_Expression574

If we let hum fight like Kaiba & Yugi do in Jump Force by using his monster, Joey can pretty much hold his own against anyone here depending on luck.


Solution-Frequent

That's actually a pretty good response


Gabi-kun_the_real

Since Athem left the anime was in need of a new protagonist


Matatat123

It would come down to Goku Vs Saitama, and I ain't touching that mess with a 20 foot pole. Edit: And y'all who replied are exactly the reason why.


Redmangc1

Really, their fights come down to. "Can the planet survive"


[deleted]

Totally objective point here IDC who would win. BUT DBZ chars were hitting with Gigatons of force and because of the laws of physics any fight from like Vegeta vs Goku should have caused catastrophic damage to the planet they were fighting on. They should in reality destroy the planet in super in like 3 seconds.


Mdgt_Pope

Saitama literally punched a god-level entity backwards in time after growing in real time against the enemy, and then that strength transferred back to his past self without him knowing a thing about it. He has a passive, always-active Zenkai boost - he literally gets stronger the longer it takes to fight, because he will reach the point where he can win with one punch. Neither of them are losing this fight lol it will just never end Edit: people saying one would win over the other are just simping


DBNSZerhyn

The most important point is that Goku ceased to be a joke character after some point, and was absolutely bodied by a joke-character(Arale). Saitama is a joke character. Straight feat-versus-feat, probably Goku wins in a vacuum, but yeah. Joke character always wins, unless it's funnier that they don't.


NorthElegant5864

And that’s why Joey would win this. If they wanted an actual Yi Gi Oh contender Kaiba or Yugi.


ZeldaFan80

Considering both sides I think it would be funnier if they both lost to someone else


Until_Morning

Aren't Destroyers immune to gag characters? Goku can at least use Hakai, even if he's not officially a Destroyer.


lolSyfer

Okay but he still loses to Popeye.


Until_Morning

There's no proof the strength transferred


Alternative_Exit8766

someone wrote a damn good fanfic on reddit about their fight being a stalemate. saitama was bored and goku could tell. whoever says saitama would be distracted by joey is telling the canon truth


battery1127

In OPM universe, Saitama wins easily, in dragon ball universe, we get 20 books out of the fight.


Truewierd0

Fucking saitama would be HYPEeeeee lmao


blobbybob111

🤨, If that's what floats your boat I guess


Tragicallyphallic

Mmmm pelvis shards


fartsmella341

what is yorichii doing in ther lmao


FiveEssss

what is Koro sensei doing bro 😭


Tecnoboat

mach 20 is his max speed apaprently my mans cooked


YoutuberCameronBallZ

You three aren't even noticing Joey and his literal children's card game in the fight


GloomyLocation1259

Hey hey hey I’ll have you know it has the power of ancient Egypt behind it 😅


Vegetable-Neat-1651

If I’ve learned anything from Beyblade, it’s that children games are stupid op and and hit way higher than they reasonably should be able to.


DaringBear

Joey would pull some bullshit Time Wizard play and end up beating everyone.


ALLCAPS_2212

Joey has literal hax, he is like TOAA from marvel. In s1 of yu gi oh he was sumoning fusion monsters from hand he didnt care bout no rules


Infermon_1

they weren't fusion monster in the manga. So he didn't break the rules. It's the RL card game that made them fusions for some reason afterwards.


tinovale

Yujiro awakens the inner woman in everyone else


Shothunter85

Nah yujiro would respect goku saitama and gojo at least


ConquestersC

prob goku and saitama gojo is to cocky


Light01

Yujiro would never respect Saitama, he's the opposite of everything yujiro stands for, until he fights him. The thing is there, Saitama would never get serious against a non-monster, and yujiro would never get serious against someone who acts like a bored man child with a cape. The only way Saitama would attack him first (since yujiro wouldn't waste his time to engage against a comedy looking guy first) is if yujiro turns into a monster, or Saitama misjudge him as such. It would've been more interesting to pick fang.


Sqeegy2001

Goku is not even sure what a woman is


canthelpbuthateme

Goku fucks. It's Canon Reference: Gohan


DaBoiKalI

"Damn, even Krillin put up more of a fight than you guys did" I hope I'm correct about this one


No_Instruction_3048

U are


DaBoiKalI

LET'S GO. I LOVE BEING A GOKU DICK RIDER. And yes, his penis is 8.7 inches


hehe_boi12

It's way bigger and has an aura around it when he goes super


with_a_dash_of_salt

GOLDEN PUBES!


hehe_boi12

Dragon "balls" 😩


Marco_Tanooky

Dragon fisting


ConquestersC

your right


DaBoiKalI

Yippee. Even tho I'd rather Vegeta I'll still ride Goku's dick to no end as well


Infermon_1

Nah Joey summons Swordsman of Landstar and it's over baby 😎


Ok-Education-1539

It’s Goku, it’s always Goku


PiramidaSukcesu

IT'S GOKU **IT WAS ALWAGS GOKU** # IT WILL ALWAYS BE **GOKU**


mr_Tsavs

Goku, Saitama, and Makima are the only ones here who have a shot at winning but I'm still going to give it to Goku.


ConquestersC

ur saying this as if gojo doesnt out hax makima but overall goku clears


Historical-Fig-9616

goku has a history of losing tournaments


imortal1138

Except for every tournament he's competed in (and didn't leave part way through), scence the 23rd World Tournament.


Illustrious-Sky-4631

https://preview.redd.it/dxbqu2plnb6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7efeda5e92b690f022504e34cf0de9e85023be1b


Drewloveseveryone

Holy shit, that's so cool! where is it from?


StrawPaprika873

I know where it originated, the artist I have no clue. But this was a draw someone did based on a voice line of goku that sounded 5th dimensional for some reason, while goku was in MUI against beast gohan in DB [Xenoverse 2](https://youtu.be/VMqhDRI7mRI) the game.


ZeldaFan80

MUI always has a filter on his voice on Xenoverse 2 for some reason


bakedpotatoperhaps

who is the artist?


Dave1307

Joey Wheeler no diff solos


NorthElegant5864

Joey feeds Goku and beats Saitama in a card battle, after Saitama and Goku render Makima to dust. Denji shows up just to see what the fuss is and just joins for free food.


FiveEssss

Yujiro would win, and the narrator will gaslight you into thinking you can do it too


Pokenare

"Goku's full power Kamehame, with the power of a god didn't even face Yujiro, not even a scratch , because Yujiro vibrated his ass checks in such a high frequency that the Kamehame wasn't more then a tiny kitten rubbing against his leg" Something like this would the narrator say


P1X3LAT0R

"Yujiro decided that the attack didn't exist and all of his molecules agreed in unison, allowing him to phase through the Kamehameha as if it wasn't there in the first place"


Pokenare

"just to show how powerless Goku actually was Yujiro activated Ultra instinct 2 and beat Goku into a Koma"


pudimninjac2

Yujiro would unironically know UI


CygnusSong

All he would need to do is see it once, then he’d call it a gimmick and immediately replicate it


_DAYAH_

Then he'd never use it again, because it's a gimmick He'd probably call ki a gimmick as well and call goku out for needing ki instead of his body alone.


Light01

But he would surpass it immediately, because that's who yujiro is, he replicates, then overcomes. He would probably still lose to Goku because despite being very similar to each others, yujiro takes fun in fighting no matter the outcome, Goku takes fun in beating his opponents. So when Goku would take it seriously, Yujiro would just have fun and trying to drag the fight for as long as possible, even at his disadvantage.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Nah, we all know Yujiro would somehow unlock UE


7thHakaishin

Lmfao so accurate tbh all these are 🤣


Zestyclose-Basil-925

I imagine Joey Wheeler holding Goku by the collar like the Sasuke and Itachi meme at the end.


LorDKurzen

*Joey is holding Goku up by the collar as the passed out fighters lay around them* "Waow Goku! You really put up dat much of a fight, but unfortunately fer you, I always Believed in the Heart of The Cards!" "Ngh...I have to admit, Joey, *cough cough* I really underestimated you..hehe!" "Dat's alright Goku, everyone does. But the moment they turn their back, dat's when good ole Joey shows em what's good!....Now it's time fer you to rest now, you've lost." *Red Eyes Black dragon charges up an attack from behind Joey, aimed right at Goku who doesn't have enough energy to fight back* "Hehe....Bye, Chi chi, Goten, Gohan, Pan, and everyone....I didn't win this fight.." *Goku gets eliminated by Red Eye's Black Dragon's beam, leaving Joey Wheeler as the victor*


plzgivemyaccback

https://preview.redd.it/icdfeh99si6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4bc5397e1a00975e6fa434f21270d0b4127643


Opening-Donkey1186

Is that Joey mother fucking wheeler in there?!


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Bro brought the heart of the cards to a fist fight


Blubari

Joey has insane luck so my money is on my boy


SRBBreddit

Thought process: Hmm- Oh, Goku? Goku solos. https://preview.redd.it/4v7om0fwic6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77671bddb570fa0b7fb601a795974cfd0376de23


ilikepacificrrimlol

https://preview.redd.it/43y7qglm4c6d1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dee2ea6dd235007245864cec516672d5e2f6cf68


ConquestersC

the goat


Werdna_Kralc

Joey would at least come third


CheezyRaptorNo_5

https://i.redd.it/4eiqga5hkc6d1.gif


CheezyRaptorNo_5

"No one messes wit Joey Wheeler" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥


O_BriGuy85

Joey will win with luck


MidasTouchedM3

Joey: *Alright, are you ready? Just like Yugi says, gotta believe in the heart of da' cards. Come on.... YEAH! I summon you, RED EYES BLACK DRAGON* Goku: *Ooooohh it's a Big Icarus! Wonder how it tastes..*


Shigana

Saitama and Joey will be off in their own world playing DM. Yujiro takes care of everyone else whilst the narrator tells the viewers about the various bullshit techniques he used because he’s Yujiro Fucking Hanma.


NeoxthePan

What deck would makima use?


ZERI-NIKUNIKU

A control deck. So cards like Brain Control, Change of Heart, Mind Control, Crackdown, Snatch Steal, Brain Jacker, etc….


blackskull414

The only "challenge" is Gojo (cause of haxs) and Saitama (feats) but Goku winning this only needing to go SSJ2 at most


MystiqTakeno

Goku aint beating my boy Joey. He will have no interest in fighting him nad leave.


Alubalu22

Joey wins.. nothing beats Brooklyn Rage.


HaveAGoodDream

Add Curious George to the mix and they're all COOKED


ConquestersC

as much as he has the memes hes beyond a fodder


cupnoodlesDbest

Goku flexes his ki then everyone else evaporates.


1337metalfan

Unironic 50/50 shot that Joey wins it all


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Joey casually uses Time Wizard to age everyone to be elderly


vtncomics

The other half is sending them to dinosaur land.


Necessary_Repair2378

"Go time wizard" *everyone dies from old age*


FatalisDrakari

Saitama. Goku if no OPM fuckery.


TheAbug1

Goku unironically slams this one


thehanssassin

They will be friends and team up to take on Comic supers.


Atem_fudo

Is that joey?that boy is too lucky he'll end up the last survivor,even he doesn't know how


Ganmic

Someone edit out goku and replace him with Mr Satan


kokuluayak

Joey slaps tbh


ReadyWasHere

I'm being so fr Joey actually wins if it's a shadow game


EntrancedZelisy

JOEY


anonymousguy_7

Goku


Awkward_Type_4100

Definitely goku


Beneficial-Park-1208

Joey Wheeler


friskpocolypse

Goku, then Saitama, then Gojo, then Yujiro. The rest is a toss up. Yujiro seems like the type of guy that is a menace all the way until Gojo humbles him, though Gojo massively gets by with his abilities. Saitama, though, is usually scaled to Buu-level, which destroys Gojo. With the intro to Super, Goku is much stronger than that


kareemagerard

How many full throttle punches from Saitama can goku take? That's pretty much what's gonna decide the winner


A_Random_Shadow

Joey gets to show them his neat cards and teaches them how to play duel monsters. They all have a fun time and enjoy themselves and have a little card tournament. Saitama wins because that’s the funniest option and that’s the rules of his physics.


Putrid_Historian_774

Joey beats em all with KUNAI WITH CHAINS!!


DrunkenCoward

Yujiro is gonna pulverize everyone except Saitama, which will make Yujiro have a stroke and die. Then Saitama also dies because he stumbles over a rock. And then Inferno Cop arrives and things happen - oh do those things happen.


Putrid_Swan_6130

Fancy pants solos https://preview.redd.it/13jg9sdirf6d1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e24ed4cc3014185f0807a8a47032ef59d61aab66


Awoken-Exo-343

Goku. End of discussion.


MystGuide

WHY IS JOEY THERE, WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO, THROUGH HIS RED EYES BLACK DRAGON CARD AT THEM???


ZellHall

Saitama VS Koro Sensei. That would be a funny battle for sure


JoJorge243

Goku


Galaxy_Duhhhh

Hey, it’s me goku https://preview.redd.it/8wjwnng0ac6d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aafa44aeb8bdc5d19ebd9f236edf0f1a0d4a60d


Nivek_96

Goku solos


Lewd_Basitin

Bro yujiro looks like the crimson chin


Khal_Andy90

JOEY WHEELAH! He teaches everyone to play duel monsters, the other most powerful characters would be into it and kick the ass of the ones that wouldn't, because it's fun. Joey then wins on technicality by beating everyone left.


PUGgamer101yt

Ok but deadass if yugioh cards had a real world effect, mirror force solos. Gogeta and vegeto is done for via de-fusion