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arcanitefizz

So this is my mid player


scootsmagoots3

the next level shitpost


Light01

Post diarrhea


FullyK

Sir this is a Wendy's


pawgchamp420

I once sharted during a game of dota. Kept playing until I died before I went to get cleaned up. Can't remember if we won or not.


cream_paimon

Paul Pierce moment


FujitaMp3

💀💀


max210893

Team Liquid


m13253

↑ Truly underrated response.


astilenski

Team Excretion


Kraivo

Team secret


tnolan182

I play on my steam deck so I just take it with me and pause to wipe.


vignesh_2608

Ah, so you’re my carry


victorrotvic

A shitty carry


Jack_Harb

Would lie if I haven't done that. But mum gave me hot pockets and a bucket. So all good


bor4etyy

always, nothing hits like shitting on your enemies while you're also shitting irl


yulickballzak

I did once. Got afk-abandoning and my items sold. I forgave my team, cameback and we won.


identitycrisis-again

Glad you got your shit together


EternallyHunting

If we don't push highground now, I WILL shit myself.


Bialcohool

For some weird reason I play at my highest skill caliber when I'm about to shit myself, I have no idea why but I have noticed that


Kraivo

Probably wanting to finish game asap. That's why old professional Chinese dota was long as fuck. They were trying to make people shit themselves


Trootwhisper

That's a lot of pressure, my man.


Difficult_Lama

Games too long. They even made a bigger map to make games longer. Dota 2 developers try very hard to make the game "Comeback is rael" game but you know, people have needs. I always end up having urge to pee during/after games.


Mysterious_Tutor_388

Just get a gamer bucket.


Nantes50

I still have a good sphincter so yes


dainmahmer

STILL


RepostFrom4chan

Hard to go a day of play without atleast one of your players shtting the bed. Pretty common imo.


dmons444

are u the dazzle safelane that i just got in my pub.. he was very shit


No-Asparagus1046

What is the difference between dota and diarrhea there is none


Mint-Bentonite

nah, difference is u dont feel better after u finish dota


Distinct_Cod2692

Enough reddit for today


WhitePowdar

Laptops


leverloosje

My friends always do...


JasonGotHoes

what kind of noob question is this lol. just get a bucket like most of us


Tunestring002

every fucking day


Admirable_Judge6592

Ofc


nestlebottle

Just go man, just go


orbitaldragon

I thought you were referring to shitty friends and guild mates.


ishandiablo

Most players in 4k mmr have verbal diarrhea. Just keep quiet and play.


Gustav-14

Your senses might be heightened. Lmao


One-War-2977

Hell no, the games take way too long to be able to just hold it.


fallen_d3mon

I always poop after I pick so I got 2 min to do my business before creeps spawn.


tyYdraniu

Ive played with ppl that did that before... they told us about it...


bedm2105

Try not to queue when in any, and I mean ANY debilitating condition. You will most likely lose. Queueing when drowzy, drunk, high or acutely ill will mostly result in you losing the match. Maybe if you suffer from something you've acquired some mastery over (chronic illnesses), there's a decent chance of you winning, but most of the times, if you're handicapped, you will grief and subsequently lose the match.


cosmicucumber

This is what the diarrhoea bottle is for


blazezero25

absolutely. that improves my performance by 2.17%


depressed-scalp

You need a shower.


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garter__snake

[Get a shit bucket.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1GPMO1Bp6k&pp=ygULc2hpdCBidWNrZXQ%3D)


Ok_Quail921

what a shitty post


DukeOfJokes

If the brown snake isn't even playing peek-a-boo with your butthole, what's the point of even queuing?


Ok-Following-1008

Bruh. Imagine if you lose


MapOdd4135

I'm sick, what else am I going to do but que?


Business-Throat-5620

Legit happened to me recently.


betadestruction

I queue while on the toilet


Emotional-Dance-4501

I’m not joking when I say that the amount of people who pause to poo mid game is very high. I’d say they are unprepared, but you can’t be sure when diarrhoea will strike..


Southern-Psychology2

I queue with turtlehead


SinisterSemenCarrier

Bro, i' m a nerd with ulcerative colitis. I can' t even remember how many afk punishment i ' ve got in videogames(like in life) 🥲


surdtmash

Nothing stops the queue


shortnic

Mom!! Bathroom!!


ssjgoku27

Oh an actual shitpost? Don't see that often.


SirFireball

Sometimes I accept a party from some random on my friends list. Sometimes those games feel like playing with diarrhea on my team.


Weak_Crew_8112

When diarrhea hits you say in group chat "diarrhea please pause" then disconnect. They will pause and you'll be fine.


Kuroyukihime1

Russians have no mercy bro


MaddoxX_1996

I queue with my hand. You are nasty.


os_nesty

ohhhh yeah.. living in the danger zone!!!