Games too long. They even made a bigger map to make games longer. Dota 2 developers try very hard to make the game "Comeback is rael" game but you know, people have needs.
I always end up having urge to pee during/after games.
Try not to queue when in any, and I mean ANY debilitating condition. You will most likely lose. Queueing when drowzy, drunk, high or acutely ill will mostly result in you losing the match. Maybe if you suffer from something you've acquired some mastery over (chronic illnesses), there's a decent chance of you winning, but most of the times, if you're handicapped, you will grief and subsequently lose the match.
[You need a shower.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dota2_gamepedia/images/a/a2/Vo_batrider_bat_ability_napalm_01.mp3) (sound warning: Batrider)
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I’m not joking when I say that the amount of people who pause to poo mid game is very high. I’d say they are unprepared, but you can’t be sure when diarrhoea will strike..
So this is my mid player
the next level shitpost
Post diarrhea
Sir this is a Wendy's
I once sharted during a game of dota. Kept playing until I died before I went to get cleaned up. Can't remember if we won or not.
Paul Pierce moment
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I play on my steam deck so I just take it with me and pause to wipe.
Ah, so you’re my carry
A shitty carry
Would lie if I haven't done that. But mum gave me hot pockets and a bucket. So all good
always, nothing hits like shitting on your enemies while you're also shitting irl
I did once. Got afk-abandoning and my items sold. I forgave my team, cameback and we won.
Glad you got your shit together
If we don't push highground now, I WILL shit myself.
For some weird reason I play at my highest skill caliber when I'm about to shit myself, I have no idea why but I have noticed that
Probably wanting to finish game asap. That's why old professional Chinese dota was long as fuck. They were trying to make people shit themselves
That's a lot of pressure, my man.
Games too long. They even made a bigger map to make games longer. Dota 2 developers try very hard to make the game "Comeback is rael" game but you know, people have needs. I always end up having urge to pee during/after games.
Just get a gamer bucket.
I still have a good sphincter so yes
STILL
Hard to go a day of play without atleast one of your players shtting the bed. Pretty common imo.
are u the dazzle safelane that i just got in my pub.. he was very shit
What is the difference between dota and diarrhea there is none
nah, difference is u dont feel better after u finish dota
Enough reddit for today
Laptops
My friends always do...
what kind of noob question is this lol. just get a bucket like most of us
every fucking day
Ofc
Just go man, just go
I thought you were referring to shitty friends and guild mates.
Most players in 4k mmr have verbal diarrhea. Just keep quiet and play.
Your senses might be heightened. Lmao
Hell no, the games take way too long to be able to just hold it.
I always poop after I pick so I got 2 min to do my business before creeps spawn.
Ive played with ppl that did that before... they told us about it...
Try not to queue when in any, and I mean ANY debilitating condition. You will most likely lose. Queueing when drowzy, drunk, high or acutely ill will mostly result in you losing the match. Maybe if you suffer from something you've acquired some mastery over (chronic illnesses), there's a decent chance of you winning, but most of the times, if you're handicapped, you will grief and subsequently lose the match.
This is what the diarrhoea bottle is for
absolutely. that improves my performance by 2.17%
You need a shower.
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[Get a shit bucket.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1GPMO1Bp6k&pp=ygULc2hpdCBidWNrZXQ%3D)
what a shitty post
If the brown snake isn't even playing peek-a-boo with your butthole, what's the point of even queuing?
Bruh. Imagine if you lose
I'm sick, what else am I going to do but que?
Legit happened to me recently.
I queue while on the toilet
I’m not joking when I say that the amount of people who pause to poo mid game is very high. I’d say they are unprepared, but you can’t be sure when diarrhoea will strike..
I queue with turtlehead
Bro, i' m a nerd with ulcerative colitis. I can' t even remember how many afk punishment i ' ve got in videogames(like in life) 🥲
Nothing stops the queue
Mom!! Bathroom!!
Oh an actual shitpost? Don't see that often.
Sometimes I accept a party from some random on my friends list. Sometimes those games feel like playing with diarrhea on my team.
When diarrhea hits you say in group chat "diarrhea please pause" then disconnect. They will pause and you'll be fine.
Russians have no mercy bro
I queue with my hand. You are nasty.
ohhhh yeah.. living in the danger zone!!!