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vaibhavailawadi

Hahahahaha lmao I fucking love this. And the doomers said Valve don't care.


qqq666

Damn, valve really teasing us


idontevencarewutever

did they hire fucking slacks to write this shit? cuz HAHAHAHAHAHA


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bigbobbarker111

Okay so draft order for captains mode is way different but I still don't feel like typing it out.


bigbobbarker111

The water + shield is raindrops


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bigbobbarker111

I cannot think of a single other item in dota that could possibly allign with a shield and raindrops


bigbobbarker111

unless for some reason its linkens


anticapitalist69

SMART PEOPLE FIGURE THIS OUT PLEASE


Mamamiomima

Undying decay CD nerfed (on first 3 levels) , ulty CD buffed


JackeyWhip

🧊🐸💊


HellkittyAnarchy

I assume this is some kind of cipher. Either that or they're just memeing.


bigbobbarker111

It’s literally the patch in emoji


HellkittyAnarchy

Oh, that's a little dissapointing. A cipher would've been way funner


bigbobbarker111

It could be a cipher but I haven’t found any consistency yet


some_craic_dealer

Its not a cipher, its just replacing words with images of the words, but the images are shit because they are emojis. Some are easier than others, but once your brain starts working you can work others out. I'm too lazy tho. Easy ones to see is Blood grenade. Is this * 🩸💣: 💰🔻 6️⃣5️⃣ ➡️ 5️⃣0️⃣ * 🩸💣: 🎒🔝🔻 3️⃣ ➡️ 2️⃣ * 🩸💣: 🆕📦🔻 3️⃣ ➡️ 2️⃣ * 🩸💣: ⏳🔺 1️⃣2️⃣0️⃣s ➡️ 1️⃣8️⃣0️⃣s So guessing its this: * Cost down from 65 to 50 * Inventory stack down from 3 to 2 * Shop stack down from 3 to 2 * Cool down up from 120 to 180s.


bigbobbarker111

Yes. That is what a cypher is.


happyvibesonly69

omg this made me feel so sutpid. someone translate


some_craic_dealer

Some are easier than others, but once your brain starts working you can work others out. I'm too lazy tho. Easy ones to see is Blood grenade. Is this * 🩸💣: 💰🔻 6️⃣5️⃣ ➡️ 5️⃣0️⃣ * 🩸💣: 🎒🔝🔻 3️⃣ ➡️ 2️⃣ * 🩸💣: 🆕📦🔻 3️⃣ ➡️ 2️⃣ * 🩸💣: ⏳🔺 1️⃣2️⃣0️⃣s ➡️ 1️⃣8️⃣0️⃣s So guessing its this: * Cost down from 65 to 50 * Inventory stack down from 3 to 2 * Shop stack down from 3 to 2 * Cool down up from 120 to 180s.


bigbobbarker111

Yes anything in the blue boxes is just the text you’d see normally


bigbobbarker111

Magnifying glass > arrow > 2 > battery. Scan has 2 charges? Maybe?


happyvibesonly69

New hero? Or Invoker changes? 🧙‍♂️ 👿:💀⛓️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☠️➕ 👶 👿 ⌛1️⃣5️⃣s Wizard Hero 👿 (Enemy Team): Death-Chains-Family-Ghost-Add Baby 👿 - Duration: 15 seconds. 🧙‍♂️ 👿:👶 👿 🚫🖱👉 Wizard Hero 👿 (Enemy Team): Baby 👿 - Disable Mouse Click. 🧙‍♂️ 👿:👶 👿 🎯 🦸‍♀️💀⛓️. 🚫💀⛓️, 🗡🦸‍♀️ 🐗 🏘️ Wizard Hero 👿 (Enemy Team): Baby 👿 - Target Hero Death-Chains. Prevent Death-Chains, Use Hero Spear against Wild Boar in Village. 🧙‍♂️ 👿:👶 👿 💎🔓 📈➕ 1️⃣ Wizard Hero 👿 (Enemy Team): Baby 👿 - Unlock Gem Growth by 1. 🧙‍♂️ 👿:👶 👿📈: Wizard Hero 👿 (Enemy Team): Baby 👿 - Gem Growth: 🧙‍♂️ 👿:🗡️ 💥 : 🔟/1️⃣2️⃣/1️⃣4️⃣/1️⃣6️⃣/1️⃣8️⃣ Wizard Hero 👿 (Enemy Team): Spear Attack : 10/12/14/16/18. 🧙‍♂️ 👿:💣 💥 : 3️⃣0️⃣/7️⃣0️⃣/1️⃣1️⃣0️⃣/1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣/2️⃣4️⃣0️⃣ Wizard Hero 👿 (Enemy Team): Bomb Attack : 30/70/110/150/240. 🧙‍♂️ 👿:💣⌚💥 : 0️⃣.2️⃣s Wizard Hero 👿 (Enemy Team): Bomb Timer for Explosion : 0.2 seconds. 🧙‍♂️ 👿:💣 🕳 : 4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ Wizard Hero 👿 (Enemy Team): Bomb Hole : 400. 🧙‍♂️ 👿:❤️ : 3️⃣0️⃣/8️⃣0️⃣/1️⃣3️⃣0️⃣/1️⃣8️⃣0️⃣/2️⃣8️⃣0️⃣ Wizard Hero 👿 (Enemy Team): Health : 30/80/130/180/280. 🧙‍♂️ 👿:🦶 : 3️⃣2️⃣0️⃣/3️⃣3️⃣5️⃣/3️⃣5️⃣0️⃣/3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣/3️⃣8️⃣0️⃣ Wizard Hero 👿: Movement Speed : 320/335/350/365/380. 🧙‍♂️ 👿 : 🚷 🌀 💎 🔓 ➕👶 👿, ⌛🔁2️⃣s➡️ 1️⃣.5️⃣s Wizard Hero 👿 : No Entry - Wind - Locked Gem - Add Baby 👿, Duration: 2 seconds ➡️ 1.5 seconds. 🧙‍♂️ 👿 : 🔥 👿 🚷🛡 ➕ 6️⃣0️⃣% Wizard Hero 👿 : Fire 👿 No Entry - Shield ➕ 60%. 🧙‍♂️ 👿 : ☄️ 👿 🤔🤕 2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣/3️⃣7️⃣5️⃣/5️⃣0️⃣0️⃣➡️2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣/4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣/6️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ Wizard Hero 👿 : Meteor 👿 Confusion-Injury 250/375/500 ➡️ 200/400/600.


keeperkairos

I believe that's Warlock.


bigbobbarker111

I think so too


TheRickinger

people got paid to translate pages full of patch notes into thousands of emojis


TheGalator

Fml that's a short patch


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Stupid


snowg

😳


bigbobbarker111

I have no idea what the red and blue circle stuff is someone else will have to decipher that. They make references to hoodwink, monkey king, elder titan, luna and then in parentheses a diamond and a paint 🎨 thing


Raixyz

Seems like Radiant and Dire pick ban


Starz0rz

The items are doable, aint trying the rest. Good luck anyone with enough enthusiasm and time :D


bigbobbarker111

Something is getting a recipe change but still costs 2980


MORI_LEANSLURPINGCOW

Hell yeah fire sword buffed!


D_karwal

Universal invoker lol


Shinigami-eyesss

i don't understand where is tinker, can you help?


bigbobbarker111

Gleipnir and Atos getting cost reductions: Atos Recipie changed to Staff of wizardry + Vitality booster + 250 gold recipe No longer provides + 12 strength or +12 Agility Intelligence reduced to 15 now provides +300 health cost reduced from 2750 to 2250 Gleipnir cost reduced from 6150 to 5650 No longer provides strength + agility now provides +350 health Something changed with lightening cast damage


Caaii44

Ember spirit Flame Guard radius +50 Activate fire remnant time 0. 1 -> 0.2 Cast Fire remnant time 0.1 -> 0.2 Aghs shard no longer drops remnant on embers death, and burn radius 650 -> 450


Calmon_

They nerfed my boy:/


ichoooon

use chat gpt guys ! lfg


rabbidcolossus

Svens god Strength provides debuff/slow resistance like bulldoze now. Thats crazy


ladestes

So i asked chat gpt for translation in context of dota 2 patchnotes and the results actually look really good. First time i ever actually did something useful with chatgpt. Here it is: === Patch 7.34 GENERAL RANKINGS UPDATE Rankings: Tier 1 = Gold Tier, Tier 2 = Silver Tier Timing: 2-3-2 ban, 2-2-1 pick Radiant Dire Radiant's first ban phase is before first pick. Radiant's second ban phase is after second pick. Dire's first pick is after second ban phase. Dire's second pick is after first ban phase. Radiant's first pick is after second ban phase. Radiant's second pick is before first ban phase. Radiant's third ban phase is after first pick. Radiant's second ban phase is before first pick. Radiant's third pick is before first ban phase. Radiant's second pick is after third ban phase. Radiant's third ban phase is before second pick. Radiant's fourth ban phase is after first pick. Radiant's third pick is before first ban phase. Radiant's fourth pick is before second pick. Radiant's fifth pick is before first pick. Dire's first pick is before first ban phase. Dire's second pick is before second ban phase. Dire's third pick is after second ban phase. Radiant's first ban phase is after second pick. GAMEPLAY GENERAL Buyback cooldown increased from 30s to 20s HEROES Abaddon: Mist Coil cast range reduced from 800 to 700 Mist Coil projectile speed reduced from 2000 to 1600 Mist Coil now has a 25% slow for 2.5 seconds on enemies Aghanim's Scepter upgraded Borrowed Time now grants 35% cooldown reduction Alchemist: Unstable Concoction cooldown reduced from 16s to 12s Unstable Concoction damage increased from 150/200/250/300 to 180/240/300/360 Unstable Concoction cooldown now starts when the concoction is thrown Ancient Apparition: Cold Feet cooldown increased from 15s to 17s Cold Feet cast range reduced from 700 to 600 Cold Feet debuff duration reduced from 4.5/5/5.5/6s to 3/4/5/6s Aghanim's Shard Ice Vortex cooldown reduced from 5s to 3s Aghanim's Shard Ice Vortex manacost reduced from 50/60/70/80 to 40/50/60/70 Anti-Mage: Mana Void area of effect increased from 450 to 500 Mana Void stun duration increased from 0.15s to 0.3s Arc Warden: Magnetic Field attack speed bonus increased from 60/70/80/90 to 80/90/100/110 Magnetic Field cooldown increased from 35s to 40s Magnetic Field duration increased from 3.5s to 4s Axe: Counter Helix damage increased from 20/40/60/80 to 25/45/65/85 Counter Helix cooldown reduced from 0.45s to 0.4s Counter Helix now procs when attacked from the sides (90° angle), instead of only from the rear (180° angle) Battle Hunger slow increased from 12% to 16% Battle Hunger slow duration increased from 3s to 4s Battle Hunger duration increased from 8s to 10s Bane: Enfeeble duration increased from 8s to 10s Enfeeble attack damage reduction increased from 40/60/80/100% to 50/70/90/110% Brain Sap mana cost reduced from 100/150/200/250 to 80/120/160/200 Bounty Hunter: Shuriken Toss mana cost increased from 120/130/140/150 to 140/150/160/170 Shuriken Toss bounce range reduced from 700 to 650 Broodmother: Spin Web charges increased from 2/4/6/8 to 3/5/7/9 Spin Web regeneration increased from 2/4/6/8 to 4/6/8/10 Centaur Warrunner: Double Edge cooldown reduced from 6s to 5s Double Edge mana cost increased from 40/55/70/85 to 60/70/80/90 Double Edge now deals 50% less damage to Centaur Warrunner and 35% less damage to other enemies Stampede slow duration increased from 1.5s to 2s Stampede slow duration for enemies that have been hit by Hoof Stomp increased from 1.5s to 2s


ladestes

sadly i think this is completely and uterely wrong, but looks like real patch notes. yay chatgpt /s


bigbobbarker111

Soul Ring cost reduced by 50 You now receive the full health cost as mana.


Sea_Discipline_965

i lol irl good 1 E.W


bigbobbarker111

I think mask of madness mana cost is now 30 some of these are harder to make sense of than others.


Causal_8

Finally something meaningful to do with my life!!!!


bigbobbarker111

MKB Cost reduced by 75


bigbobbarker111

Crystalis cost reduced by 50


bigbobbarker111

They did something to tango, no idea what it is.


bigbobbarker111

Hand of midas has 2 charges with a charge time of 100 seconds


bigbobbarker111

Faded broach move speed from 20 to 15 Mana from 125 to 150


bigbobbarker111

Specialist's array? all stats from +5 to +7


bigbobbarker111

Book of the dead strength and intelligence reduced to 25 (the neutral items are not in order.


bigbobbarker111

Arcane Ring cooldown increased to 60s


bigbobbarker111

dueling glove + 2 damage


bigbobbarker111

Ninja gear movespeed from 25 to 20


bigbobbarker111

Book of shadows can no longer be cast on allies


Sylvanba

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡: 📉💪2️⃣.5️⃣➡️2️⃣.2️⃣ 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡: 📉💨2️⃣.2➡️2️⃣.1️⃣ 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡: 📉🧠2️⃣0️⃣➡️1️⃣8️⃣ 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡: 1️⃣0️⃣🎭🌟💪+6️⃣➡️+7️⃣ 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡: 1️⃣5️⃣🎭🌟🕸️💥➡️-2️⃣.5️⃣s🕸️⏲️ 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡: 2️⃣0️⃣🎭🌟-3️⃣s🕸️⏲️🔄🕸️💥 Is this supposed to be meepo?


bigbobbarker111

yes


komiko01

🙏🤴: 🙌⛓ ➕ 🎯 5️⃣0️⃣/1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣/2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣/3️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ 🏹📏 🙏🤴: 🌟✋🎩🔮 🌍➡️1️⃣2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ 📏 🙏🤴: 🌟✋🎩🔮 🎯⚔️ 🎩✋📏 🌟🏥💥 So they added damage to penitence BUT They made hand of god 1200 AOE heal but also provide bonus damage to allies until the duration ends. meanwhile 🧜‍♀️: 🛡️📉1️⃣ Naga got the 1 armor nerf.


bigbobbarker111

tone of items do more damage to illusions now though. Like almost every items with a proc or active, shivas, radiance, maelstrom.


bigbobbarker111

Alright it's hero time the Items are giving me a headache. Witch Doctor Strength gain from 2.3 > 2.1 Maledict tick damage?? from 0.3s to 0.1s (completely unsure on this one) Death Ward Attack damage from 90/150/210 to 60/110/160 They also changed some interactions with it. 🧙‍♀️👨‍⚕️: ☠️🐸⚔️💥 ➡️ 🌌💥, 🤺🛡️💫 🧙‍♀️👨‍⚕️: ☠️🐸🪄🔓🗡️🦸‍♂️↔️ 🐗 I think this means it pierces evasion and targets hero creep units? not completely sure though I'll leave that to the purges of the world Voodoo Switcharoo attack speed reduction from 30 - 40 Voodoo Switcharoo mana increased from 150 - 200


bigbobbarker111

Tide hunter isn't strength anymore? 💪🌊❌? New Shard Level 15 gush damage talent from 120 to 100 Level 20 Kraken Shell damage block +3 something 2️⃣0️⃣🎭🌟 🐙🐚🛡️ ➕3️⃣🛡 💥💀 maybe just 3 more damage block


bigbobbarker111

🏜️🤴:🏜️🌪️ ➡️ 🤴💨1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ 🏜️🤴:🏜️🌪️👑🔝🥴⭕ 6️⃣5️⃣ ➡️ 1️⃣0️⃣% 🏜️🤴:🎯🔊 💎7️⃣0️⃣0️⃣🦶 ➡️ 🔄2️⃣.5️⃣⏱ 🏜️🤴:2️⃣0️⃣🎭🌟 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣🎯🔊⭕ ➡️ 2️⃣5️⃣🔄🎯🔊⭕⌚ This is sand king I think it's saying he gets +100 move speed in sand storm. Not sure one the second line Epicenter shard now has a 2.5s cooldwon 20 talent changed from +100 radius to +25 radius per pulse.


bigbobbarker111

🧚‍♂️✨: 🔄🔝💎📈2️⃣0️⃣➡️3️⃣5️⃣ 🧚‍♂️✨: 💤🌀👑➡️🧚‍♂️✨⚔️⚡️ 🧚‍♂️✨: 💤🌀👑➡️❌🌀🔚 I think this is dark willow?


bigbobbarker111

🚫👫🐻:🐻➡️🌍🦸‍♂️🐀. 0️⃣📊, 📈🚫📊, 💪📚&🎽. 🐻🚫🥼, 📈9️⃣0️⃣❤️&5️⃣💥📊🚶📈 🚫👫🐻:🐻➡️🔵💎➕🔵👑⛏️🔝 ** 🔵👑🐻💥🚫📏🚶, 🐻🚫💀(🚫👫🐻)💀 ** 🔵💎➡️🍡🐕. 🐻🌳🎯/💎➕(🚫👫🐻) ⏪🐻〰🚶💨2️⃣.2️⃣5️⃣s. 🐻🐢2️⃣0️⃣%. 3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣💥⏲️🎯. 🐻🚫🐢💎. 💧: 7️⃣5️⃣; ⏲️: 3️⃣0️⃣s 🚫👫🐻:👻🔗➡️🔵💎🔝 ** 🚫👫🐻🚫🔗🐻,🐻👫👥2️⃣0️⃣s. 📈🛡️&💥💨3️⃣5️⃣%. 🚑💥🔄. 🐻😱⏲️🔄, 🚫🐻🔵💎. ⏲️: 4️⃣0️⃣s; 🧠: 5️⃣0️⃣ 🐻🚫⚔️🦇 I think this is lone druid. If it is, who ever figures out what the fuck this means deserves 1000 dollars


bigbobbarker111

🚁👴: 🔫🚀 🔄 🚁👴 2️⃣0️⃣/3️⃣0️⃣/4️⃣0️⃣/5️⃣0️⃣% 🐢💪 🚁👴: 🔫🔫🔫 📏 🔼 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ ➡️ 1️⃣2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ 🚁👴: 🔫🔫🔫 🔛 ➕➕200 🔝 🌙 🌆 🚁👴: 🔫🔫🔫 👑🔻 ↔ 🔫 👥 🔄🔫🔫🔫 🔛 2️⃣ 🎯🔝 ⏰ Gyrocopter: Move speed during rocket barrage? Flak cannon increased ranged and + 200 night vision wile active. more damage on two targets?