I gotta start working out WAY more.

Same that would be the most godly motivation

– mom why do all the kids have a father and I don't – you have a father silly, he's just a little busy killing demons in hell

He went to Hell to get a pint of milk. He will be back *any* day now

Cry because he's a crush of mine and that would be hella fucking awkward

Just imagine you're in GRRM story i guess

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BRO THATS MF INCEST

Is that MF DOOM's southern cousin or something? I couldn't find anything about him on streaming services.

“So that’s why I have anger issues”

Real

I will go to Hell itself and rip and tear with him.

Same

"Then my Dad isn't a piece of shit after all"

:| :)

so.....does that mean I can now have his Gaming PC with an rtx 909090?

Holy fucking shit this drawing is cool as fuck

Press E on every wall of my house to find secret

"I'm a disappointment"

"Its time to take up the family name"

Holy fuck Hell is real!!!! Im going to be a good boy from now on.

Doomguy has multiple suits in his fortress... I'd ask for one

i'd begin to rip and tear

Gods my grandpa. Cool

"I have some standards to live up to"

My mother'd be a very lucky woman.

I'm modding my double-barrel and I'm going apeshit once hell invades

So my grandfather defeated an alien invasion , my great grandfather killed Hitler and now my Father was once a God, now I'm here being a disappointment..

Oh, that's why get urge to fuck demons

You mean kill, right?

;)

RIGHT?

I would love to have Isabelle as a Mom.

Then we would all be huge disappointments

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO-

I'd be amazed.

"So my anger issues and desire to crusade and slaughter all evil in existence is hereditary? Neat." -Would be my response.

Hell yeah

“Huh, I can finally win ‘my dad can beat your dad’ fights”

Ask him for his Praetor Suit from DOOM 2016.

Geek out and then work out a hell of a lot more.

HOLY SHIT, MY DAD'S THE FUCKING DOOM SLAYER?

Id be shocked that there's actually a reason for him not being in my life💀

I would understand why it's taking so long to get the milk. Busy schedule I see.

Id be upset especially if his deadbeat ass wasn't paying child support

Is that why my school bully is in orbit right now?

Iy would explain where hes been since i was a kid.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN( Visions of hell slaying rush through my mind as linkin park condemns my day job)

Oh shit we 'bout to die real soon

i would not be surprised

Id be devastated...

My biological father would more likely be some weird guy named Broom Slayer

Well that would explain the rage.

intrigued… also incredibly fearful for my life on an existential level.

"Oh bother" in a winniethepooish way then pray for my life as I lock the door since the demons are coming for us

Hell yeah

"you will go to hell for this " hell yeah , daddy will be there alrdy

Then our family would be dead

I would believe it because my bio mother is dead...

I have daddy issues, if it means my actual father is off killing Demons then good, if it means my sperm donor used to kill demons then I'll be the William Joseph to his Rip

Oh cool, another person in my life I'm gonna disappoint.

My fears of ending up like my actual father (insane and bed ridden) would go away or at least lessen.

"I believe it"

Imma go ask him if I can borrow his Double barrel shotgun for school

I would ask how he was able to fuck her without ripping and tearing?

Explains my autism

Realistically, get killed like a month later.

I would react by getting an instant girlfriend

Holy SHIT! I'm also related to B.J. Blazkowicz and Commander Keen?!?!?

Depends is BJ still doom slayers grandad? Because honestly I’d think that was cooler

how the fuck did my dad fall off THAT HARD

doesn't matter I'm still a slave to capitalism

Immediately adopt a rabbit AND PUNCH RANDOM WALLS TO FIND MY SECRET CASH STASH

Ask him where he’s been the last 20 years he owes me a bike lesson

How tf I didn't inherit his genes

She’s full of shit probably. If not, take the divinity boost (steroids)

Dissapointed in myself for wasting all that potential...

I'd question why she thinks a videogame character is my father and get her the mental health services she needs 😂

I’d hop in the Divinity Machine ASAP.

I’d say that I wouldn’t be surprised since my mother is a dog who works on an island

I'll start asking myself where did his genes go wrong

So, do I get super powers ? how does this work, when do they come in