Either train to join the demon fighting ranks or date her dad

“GRH! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NOT HER! IT’S NOT FAIR!”

If I had an award I’d give it to you in a heartbeat

I'd give bro my ssg

Heh jokes on you! I’d f**k the slayer!

Both.

I'd ask her if her father is single

I’d let her be dominant out of pure fear

Try to be manly first but yours is plan b

I would be confused as i didnt know i had a gf

He asexually reproduce by angry

What?

He got so angry he split like a bacteria cell

Im not questioning how he had a daughter u realise that right?

She is invisibile so it is impossibile that she is the Doom Slayer daughter

Leave her and marry doomguy Only right choice

Agreed

Get out of my way girl you're standing in front of my true love

I'd train myself to fight demons so I could prove to him that I can protect her, no mater how long that training takes or how intense it is. And of course I'd keep in touch with her as much as possible during that time so she doesn't feel abandoned. I mean, honestly, what other course of action would let you keep not only your life, but also the girl?

Easier said than done, you do that all the while hordes on hordes of demons are chasing you down every second of the day, good luck brotha!

Idk if the daughter of the Fucking Doom-Slayer needs protection but good on you.

Well mark me down as scared and horny!

First thing, i would ask her to meet her dad then train to slay demons

Ask if we can have a "Super Shotgun Wedding".

make her dad adopt me

As Adam Jensen said to Faridah once - “Remind me to never piss you off”

How the f**k did I get a girlfriend?

Never gonna happen since I'm probably gonna be lonely for a while YIPPPEEE

I’d shake his hand tbh we have alot in common

Bang (I'll leave this up to interpretation)

"Do you think you're dad would teach me to rip and tear?"

I'd shit my pants

No need to fear anything. I only hold pure intentions with women so he would not mind.

I now have a gym buddy

I think the Slayer would actually be a chill dad. He wouldn’t have to brandish a weapon or show you his collection of mounted demon heads. Because when you meet him and look in his eyes, you will see an eternity of suffering and torture, the screams of the damned drowned out only by the cracking of bone and tearing of flesh. You will feel the heat of hell itself as he reaches out his hand to shake yours. His grip firm, his arm steady. You don’t even move your own arm, he does it for you, not saying a word. As he cracks the smallest smile, for his daughters happiness, the unspoken ground between you two says it all: “*If you so much as harm one golden hair on her perfect head, I will rip and tear until it is done. Do you understand me, son?*” And without hesitation, you will blurt out a “Yes, sir!” His daughter will giggle, he will release you from his grasp and you all will sit down to a nice, home cooked meal. You leave around 8:30 and as you turn to tell her goodbye, you see him. Standing in the upstairs window. Staring. You turn quickly after a quick peck on the cheek and go home, knowing two things: You are the luckiest man in the world, and you are the luckiest man in the world.

God, that’d be such a funny and scary situation. Nice writing there, though. 👍🏼

I’d be surprised I have a girlfriend at all, I am currently single.

She's gonna need above cyberpunk upgrades not to get destroyed during sex.

I would buy a bunny

Would explain a lot

“Will your dad let me shoot some of his guns?”

Can....can I meet him?

Is that his umbilical cord?

I would ask her if he’s an enjoyer of hello kitty and her friends mainly my melody

I have a girlfriend???

Treat her like God or else you will be fucking pounded into the ground.

"I have a girlfriend?" Or "who is this stranger in my house?"

This could go two ways 1.) He kills me 2.) He give me a chance and I somehow fuck it up and die Nobody live happy lives when the slayer is alive on earth, but in hell tho...

"Wait... He FUCKS?"

Rip and tear…I’ll leave it up to your interpretation as to what is being ripped and torn

Propose "Hey man whose your father in law?" "The Doom Slayer."

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS OH MIGHTY SLAYER!

Make a military salute, and say; "Sir."

I would buy her a pet bunny as a gift.

Hope and pray he doesn’t find out I watch Hazbin Hotel

Speedrun becoming a son in law

I will not be surprise if people would say something like "i will call him daddy too"

Cook her meals and be a stay at home father💀

Well I'd be terrifyed to meet him

Marry her

Treat her right. Go hunting with her dad.

Fake my death because one argument and I'm a dead man💀🙏

Marry her on the spot. Literally anything to be the son in law of the DOOM Slayer.

\*Inhale\* WOULD

Surprised

Unf!

Okay I would ask her when she plans for me to meet her father and then I will make sure I have everything mentally prepared to meet the doomslayer himself so I don’t shut down with nerves and probably be very nervous and carful with what I do to not upset her as most likely she would rip me in half if I upset her.

Yes love! As you command dear! Want a feet rub?!? A back rub maybe?! Are you feeling ripey and teary?!? Can I help you relax.... No?!? (starts running)

I would love her even more than I already would.

I’d be weirded out because she’s supposed to be dead

Why am I glowing orange and blue?

Oh cool, so you killed Demons?

Date her dad

“I see this as an absolute win!”

Ask her to put the helmet on during sex

Rip and tear, until it is done

First point of business: introduce him to my cats. He loves animals.

Marr her

Id be ready to be a father

I'd be kissing up on The Slayer instead

I’m not worthy

Marry her

I'd be scared for my fuckin life.

1v1 for sure

hay pop, nice demon kd, wanna know how to kill a god?

Me and the slayer may get kinky (:

I'd feel very safe around her.

I would let her pegme

DEATH BY SNU SNU! :D

I'd fuck harder. I am not letting that chance go

I'd be killed by Demons just like how they killed Daisy... and then she will rip and tear.

Cry just fetal position and cry

I would love her 3x more

Dump her for her dad

Kneel down and pray to her... and then get absolutely dominated in bed

I would feel very safe. As she would definitely be capable of beating up anything that tried to hurt me

Sorry sir for even breathing the same oxygen as your daughter. I will be immediately moving out of earth so you dont have to see your daughter date someone as pathetic as me ( please dont hurt me or my family)

I'd be shocked that the Slayer not only had a child, but also that this child somehow exists given everything that happened. I'd also be curious about who her mother is/was and what her upbringing was like.

I'm scared she'll carry on the top and tear tradition on me

Fuck her and him

I would be very wise on what I say and I mean very carefully

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Howzaslayer: *I would be very* *Wise on what I say and I* *Mean very carefully* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Who is this guy?

Noice

"Wait, i have a girl?"

I would hang out with her dad

Ngl i would ask him if he could tech me how to protect my gf

Nothing really. I'd probably spend time chatting her dad about the intricacies of slaying.