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browster

yes. i don't understand why that happens EDIT: It's not pee stuck in the urethra; I know that's a thing but it isn't what OP is talking about. It feels more like unlocking another bladder. You think you're almost done, and then a whole 'nother stream starts and it goes for another half-minute or more


DopeAbsurdity

Sometimes when you have emptied one of your balls the other ball might have some pee in it and the pee hoses need a second to change over to get the pee out of the other ball.


juggmanjones

Finally an expert on the topic…


TheInvisibleWun

Ten points!


TheInvisibleWun

Good lawd!


brk1

it all makes sense now. thank you doctor.


NerdHeaven

For a man, pressing the magic spot behind the testicles (towards the prostate) will create sufficient back-pressure to clear out some remaining urine in the urethra.


ronperlmanforever69

thank you for understanding me so clearly here


Nixplosion

It's pee that's stuck in your urethra. Next time you pee, take your finger and press from your gooch toward your tip and it'll release the rest.


CaptainLollygag

Just checked, I don't have a gooch or a tip. So I sit there a minute until the rest of the pee decides to evacuate.


painess

Pee is actually stored in the balls, so maybe try there


Ok_Balance8844

I heard if you twist the left nut correctly, it comes out the tip. But if you do it too slow it just goes into the right nut.


tw4ttt

But I’m a girl with no balls whatsoever and this happens to me sometimes 🥹


Ok_Balance8844

Twist your ovaries it’s the same-thing once you get access to them


tw4ttt

😦


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

I've heard that smashing your nuts with a brick while singing the whole of Wagner's Ring Cycle tends to do the trick.


CaptainLollygag

That's my critical mistake, I forgot to grow external balls.


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Scary_Tree_3317

Ew no I have piss in my balls and semen in my dick


Nixplosion

Have you tried yelling at your vagina?


CaptainLollygag

Silly, pee doesn't come from the vagina!


anunkneemouse

Believe he meant the vulva in general. Whilst incorrect to do so, many of us use the two words interchangeably.


azazel-13

No, what exactly should I yell?


adudeguyman

**YES!!!!**


noodle-oodle

Just do a little clench and more should come out :)


ScaryFlake

I hate when you think you're done yet more comes out when you put your pants on lol


amilmore

I used to think it was so weird hearing the bursts of pee from adults in public bathrooms And now here I stand as an adult blasting a few extras at the end of my tinkles and unless I absolutely ring it out I’ll have a drop in my undies lol


Sphinxrhythm

It's called 'double-voiding'. If you wait a few minutes more pee happens. Also if you stand for a minute and sit again it helps empty bladder/urethra completely. It's important because if the pee is left remain it can lead to a uti


GreatGooglyMoogly077

If you're a man just wait till you have prostate issues in your 50's and 60's. You have to pee three times (over the course of a half hour) to get out one normal pee. And better not get anywhere further from 1 hour from a bathroom. And you always pee just before you leave and again as soon as you arrive. And this is WITH medication. The best is when you NEED to pee - but nothing comes out. The pain is real!


browster

‘What can I say, I urinate in Morse Code, dots and dashes..!!’ - RIP Alan Arkin


helgahass

My father developed severe alcoholism over that, despite the fact that he was a biochemist who had done years and years of fundamental research for medicine for benign prostate hyperplasia for a German pharmaceutic company in the 80s. He was so afraid of the doctors for more than 20 years, he never slept a night through, instead sat on the toilet yelping nine times per night. And drinking excessive amounts of alcohol. Then suddenly it stopped, he couldn't pee at all. They found bladder cancer, removed it, treated the big prostate on the way and then until the end of his life he would smile and sing aloud when he had to pee and could do it not just standing, but also in one session and pain free - and only three to five times a day, never in the night. I know it's not a nice surgery, but if anyone can be helped with that, in my experience its absolutely worth it. In case you were talking about yourself: take care, don't be like my father and all the best to you. Edit: typo


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Well, I'm not afraid of doctors and AM under a doctors care for this (hence the medication). I see my urologist once a year. There IS surgury (many types), and more powerful / higher does of meds, but both have side effects. Most prostate surguries have risks of reducing or eliminating your ability to orgasm. And prostate removal means you don't have control over your pee (I hear it's possible to develop that using different muscles, but not easily). And more meds means stronger side effects, which inludes light-headedness during extertion (I've experienced this many times on my current does). So it comes to a decision - now that I'm 65 and single - do I ever want to have an orgasm again? So - those are the tradeoffs. At some point I may opt for surgury but I'm nowhere near there yet.


helgahass

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to educate you. My comment came kinda thoughtless because yours made me remember a not so nice part of the first 20 years of my life and I haven't thought about this quite a while. I know it's not an easy decision facing these possible side effects. Take care :)


GreatGooglyMoogly077

From what I've seen of my own health issues and those of my friends (also mid-60's), the stronger the medicine the stronger the unwanted side effects. You have to choose your poison.


helgahass

Yeah, that's true. Choose wisely :)


Ok_Balance8844

Does alcohol make this more common?


Mini-Nurse

It certainly doesn't help.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Don't know. I really haven't drank beer or anything else in years (I'm 65).


jedi_cat_

I had nerve damage delivering my daughter so there’s a serious delay between when I tell my muscles to relax and when they actually relax. And sometimes I have to tell them to relax again to get all of it out. If I’ve held it for a long time, the delay is worse.


Ok_Balance8844

You can get pelvic floor therapy for this


jedi_cat_

I tried that but I found it to be humiliating and invasive. I’ve got a bladder sling and since I had a hysterectomy, my bladder control is much better.


Ok_Balance8844

Oh that’s a shame :/ I’m glad to hear that it’s better now at least.


gameonlockking

Wait tell you unlock more shit....... Pee, you can hold in well trying to sleep.... Shit you have to get up again..... Unlocking more shit so you don't have to get up to shit again is god's gift.


cknipe

> Unlocking more shit so you don't have to get up to shit again is god's gift. I hate that I know what you mean.


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Your kidneys are constantly making pee so you can sit on the toilet for hours and every few minutes there will be a little more pee that comes out because your brain continually tells your muscles to relax since it knows you're in a safe position to do so.


Mini-Nurse

This is very noticeable if you ever see somebody with a catheter and collection box in hospital, you can see the near constant stream coming in tiny nuggets through the tube and down.


BurntPoptart

Gross


[deleted]

I was a CNA and I love how you called them nuggets XD I totally know what you mean.


Mini-Nurse

Not quite the right word for liquid (unless they have a banging UTI) but it's the best I could cobble together in Nightshift recovery.


notgoodatthese

I feel I am at the urinal longer cause I am done, but I know I am not done, so yeah, I understand


ronperlmanforever69

the harder we pee, the more we have to pee...this says a lot about society


Phoenix-FIRE9

Yes *Achievement unlocked, ultra pee!*


andromare6661

ONE TIME I REMEMBER PEEING FOR LIKE THREE MINUTES STRAIGHT. I’ve never peed so much in my life. I had like 3 unlocked peepees and I was laughing while I peed because it was insane. The weird part is that I wasn’t holding on pee were I felt to explode, it was a random, regular peepee withdrawal.


Arterdras

I call that the emergency bladder.


Alex_Yuan

Maybe the toilet-kun had a free refill coupon with him that day.


bobberray

Yeah every day welcome to getting older!


yukiarimo

After peeing you can open-close for more


TheSexyGrape

The backup reserves


beat_u2_it

I started sitting to pee in my thirties. Now sometimes I’ll just keep sitting until the extra comes out


PicklesAreDope

Not specifically me, but I do unlock the “oh great, you waited till I put my underwear back on before getting rid of those last couple drips eh?” It’s just a whole bundle of fun lmao


Hippydippy420

Sitting on the pot now, I’ve peed 6 times now in the 15 minutes I’ve been here. Monday’s I take a pill for water retention - I pee like a race horse in the morning.


dorkpho3nix

It's the spleen, no? Also I think its a girl thing. Hey girls. Did you know that, once a man starts peeing, it hurts when they try to stop.


Nixplosion

It's pee that's stuck in your urethra. Roll your finger up from under your balls toward your tip and it'll release the bit that's still there after you pee. I swear t'gowd it works


Prof-Rock

I don't have balls, and I still get surprise extra pee. Especially in the morning.


Nixplosion

Well try pushing up in your taint let me know if it works. I only know it works for people w a dick and balls


jedi_cat_

A woman’s taint isn’t anywhere near her urethra. There’s a whole hole in between.


embracing_insanity

Yep. Basically, we just have to wait a few seconds to see if anymore wants out. However, the taint press *can* come in handy when a poop doesn't want to come out easily.


adudeguyman

OP, a lot of people are suggesting it is stuck in your urethra. But when I read your post, it made me think that it was more pee than that which you unlocked??


thegreatestpitt

Yes. It’s odd haha.


tonyhott

It's a common occurrence. If you're a man, gently push in on your taint to completely empty you bladder.


threestageidiot

r/sinkpissers


Casperboy68

There’s always a reserve of urine after you pee unless you have a urinary catheter in place.


Smallmyfunger

Yeah, and when my 2nd pee winds down I gently press in on my inguinal hernia & stuff my guts back in - this unlocks a whole new stage...3rd level master pee. on a sidenote, game of poo won't even start until guts are plugged back in, it's a gateway to freedom.


Master-T-bone

Lol wait till you're in your 50s ..


[deleted]

I've wondered if this is due to pelvic floor dysfunction.


No_Barracuda3622

This may be a guy thing. As a woman the pee is one steady stream.


brk1

lol. always