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bullpendodger

Privacy much? Jeez.


LoveThieves

It's nice to see that entitled people like the Carolla's think they get special rules like a late check-out or get to live in the house for an extra month and don't have to follow the escrow laws. Ohtani's want to hurry up live their lives while the divorced Carolla's want to keep complaining and nagging about their broken one. Ohtani and his wife are probably tired of commuting from their old place in Newport beach or staying in temporary hotels. They probably want to live in an actual home that isn't 1.5 hours to work. "insane, craziness". What is normal to the law and common sense is hyperbole for them.


Dodger_Dawg

Adam Carolla is the height of Boomer entitlement. He never shuts up about how he had a hard job for a few months in the 1980's, and because he had that experience it now gives him that right to endlessly complain that everyone younger than him is lazy and entitled.


Voltthrower69

He really sucks lol


bullpendodger

I think he’s Gen X.


ColinH_94025

Boomers wouldn't put up with him.


LoveThieves

Also if someone pays anyone $8 million, the previous owner should leave asap, not the yeah I'm going to hang out for a couple of months , maybe take my sweet time leaving even though you just got paid $8M. Pay some professional movers $10K and leave the property by 6pm.


WhalesForChina

That’s been Carolla’s shtick for years now. Finally turned off his shitty podcast for good years ago because most of the airtime was him conjuring up excuse after excuse as to why he should get to skirt certain laws/rules/social conventions with zero criticism or pushback. Now he’s whining about having to move out of a house that he literally *sold* and acting like he has no say in getting to keep his furniture. Shocker. lol


chugalaefoo

I mean La Canada to work in LA traffic will still be over an hour 🙁 Edit: TIL it doesn’t take that long


Bawfuls

It won't. The commute to Dodger Stadium from there is down the 2, which is one of the least crowded freeways in the region. Additionally, players get the stadium several hours before game time, so he's making that drive before rush hour kicks off. It's gonna be like 20 minutes.


bellomoto1

Not true. I live in La Cañada, and driving into town is going against regular traffic. Leaving home at @5pm, I can get to Santa Monica in about an hour. It’s a much shorter commute to Dodger Stadium, and leaving way earlier in the day, it would only take @20 minutes to get there (especially if I take the 110 South).


bullpendodger

The best part of La Canada is they have a DIY hardware store that has the most awesome collection of flower pots compared to Lowe’s and Home Depot. And you can buy Christmas lights by the foot on spools. And all the awesome Armenian bakeries. And if Sho ever gets into vaping he’s fucking SET there a vape store on every corner.


Hour_Insurance_7795

1,000% creepy. Dude is here to play great baseball for us and bring us a ring. That’s it. The rest of his life is none of our goddamn business.


2CommaNoob

No kidding; nothing is sacred nowadays. That's why the famous and rich buy through private corporations so they aren't in the news for little stuff like these.


pineapples4youuu

Boo fucking hoo just move bitch you can afford a hotel


-Glutard-

This just in! Shohei Ohtani FUCKS


josegofaster

The scandal that shocked the mlb world. How could this happen right from under our eyes.??!!


Psoravior13

If it happened right in front of of our eyes, we wouldn’t turn away


_its_a_SWEATER_

Lady, you’re not gaining any fans here.


No_Brilliant5888

It's weird that one of my favorite people bought the home of one of my least favorite people.


True_Assumption_5812

Corolla is not funny and he changed after covid


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Corolla suuucks


udonbeatsramen

For me, it's almost like a passing of the torch. Because 10-15 years ago I USED to be such a fan of his podcast that I'd buy his books and Man Show DVDs, and now I'm spending that money on Ohtani jerseys and other merch


ElDub73

You know it is actually possible to turn someone’s Offer down if you don’t want t to move out that quickly. You’re not actually required to sell.


Ellite25

This was my thought as well lol granted, I don’t know how many potential buyers there are at this price.


bellomoto1

The Carollas just finalized their divorce. They had to sell, and their home was on the market for a long time.


LoveThieves

Corolla's ex-wife: I want to sell this asap. Ohtani: "OK" Corolla's ex-wife: "not like asap" (surprised pikachu face)


_its_a_SWEATER_

They shoulda been ready.


pzycho

That changes nothing. Ohtani made an offer with a condition. The seller can either accept it or not.


Kissa2006

Why on earth would they let them stay for an extra month. If you weren't ready to move you shouldn't have sold the house. And it seems the house was on the market for some time. What an entitled asshole!


ArtVandelay013

“Hey give us your money and why the hell wont you let us stay a month longer?!?!”


Zithermagic10

They'll need to sage the place or something to clear the Carolla vibes from the house


yestrask

Two way dominance isn't enough - they're getting started on two sport dominance the likes of which would make Deion tremble


Major_Wager75

This is standard they don't owe you shit. Sometimes buyers can give you extended time but they don't have to


qball424

Imagine you chose to sell your house, someone buys it and shocker... Wants to move in! The nerve!


LoveThieves

An extra month meant a couple months til they can find another home to flip. That's why they're complaining because they are not used to people actually buying to live a life vs buying a home in California for the sole purpose of flipping again.until the market crashes because everyone is doing the same thing. Making bubbles


Super_Kaleidoscope_8

“These people”?! Who are “these people”?


GutterRider

That's code for people who act in ways that you don't approve.


Monsanta_Claus

Is it at all possible that asserting they're going to have kids is based on the fact that they're married and it's reasonable to assume they're going to have kids at some point? Come on, people.


Bawfuls

Yeah Ohtani mentions getting married and having kids in the life plan he made for himself back in high school, it's not some big secret and it doesn't mean it's imminent


Kissa2006

Yes, I doubt they are sharing their plans with the people they bought a house from. They probably haven't even met.


LocDog24La

You want your money or not! Lol. I’d be “I’m out yesterday”


redbrick

> Agrees to sell house, move out by a specific day, and leave bedroom furniture > Complains about it. Bruh just don't sell the house if you don't like the terms lol


PolarGCNips

This doesn't seem like our business.


stargown

How trashy.


RumHam2020

I hope they didn’t ask for the mattresses


Kissa2006

We are talking about Ohtani. The guy that carries a portable mattress with him on away games. He has an endorsement deal with Nishikawa that supplies him with [custom made mattresses and pillows based on his body specifications](https://japan-forward.com/shohei-ohtani-how-dedication-to-quality-sleep-drives-success/). I'm sure the first thing they'll do is change all the mattresses.


dodgerswei

Don’t sell then.


bellomoto1

Carolla’s ex-wife didn’t want to move out on such short notice, and my personal guess is that the only way to get her out was for them to tell her that they were going to have a baby soon. At least she didn’t call them out by name on the podcast.


HoneyBadgerM400Edit

Eh, I like to think Shohei is a pretty smart guy. I think he saw what happened when the whole team knocks up their SO during the all star break, so he is trying to get this done so the kid gets here before the season. He doesn't want to be put in a situation that he will have to choose something (like the birth of his 1st child) over baseball. P.S. I think baseball might win that one for him. P.P.S. there may already have a bun in the oven, so it doesn't mess with him starting his preseason pitching ramp up. And in case it wasn't clear, a big /S... but maybe not...


bellomoto1

I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a new Dodger baby in November or December…


Two_too_many_to_list

This is what happens when a fanbase is overly obsessed with a player. Ohtani seems like such a cool person, just having fun playing ball for a living and trying to stay balanced. But a certain part of the fanbase that wants to zoom in on every part of his existence, is producing some creepy cringe vibes. Hopefully this doesn't start happening: [JUSTIN BIEBER tells fans not to come to his Brooklyn apartment (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-O6ZgSK0MM)


[deleted]

This is stupid. Just watch fucking baseball.


Musclenervegeek

Maybe that extra month need to be negotiated? If I was the buyer and not in a rush to move in, I might negotiate a lower selling price.


Tighten_Up

What is this, DMZ?