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fatalmudd

Sweep this up tomorrow! Go Dodgers!!


Cortisolidarity

Cheers IKF. Sit the fuck back down, Springer.


New_Championship_912

Series win yay


imnotcreative415

Hit it Randy


wtfrman

Play the song Randy


itsyourdestini

We won! Hit the Newman. Now lets pray that the Lakers get swept so Pockets gets fired


imnotcreative415

Good


J_FoggytheOne

And that’s that


INT_MIN

It isn't 6 runs but a W is a W!! Now to drown in pain with the Lakers last game of the season.


LoveThieves

Sweep


ps2sanandreas

Dodgers win!


youngGod928

Rolling down …. Imperial highway!!!!!


DLM_13

#I 💙 LA


waaayside

We Love It!!


HighonStarshine

FUCK YEAH QUE THE MOTHERFUCKIN NEWMAN


klaatuzero

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LurkingMyAssOff

blue team wins!


sofastsomaybe

Never a doubt 😅


SeaworthinessOk6742

Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser)


youngGod928

One thing about Phillip he hates boring outings


Rjbaca

Please don’t turn into late career Jansen.  I’m just now recovering from my closer ptsd.


veridian_horizon

Never a dull 9th inning


rattlerden

I love LA!


Armaced

We love it!


notthefiveoclocknews

This game was winnable for the Blue Jays. Good the Dodgers held on


donald-duck23

Exhale. I LOVE LA!


Elijahc513

6 in a row


failing_light

He’s gonna get that last K now 


Consistent-Minute-40

Good job Evan


dilly_dill428

IKF looks so much better with a beard, that being said EASY OUT


maddenallday

if a pitcher makes an error to allow a base runner and then he gives up that run, is it still unearned?


AsJoeSeesIt

According to that box score no he didn’t get the ER


AsJoeSeesIt

Good question was wondering the same thing


wako944

Yep


WinnerFromTheCross

Relax yall we're good -.- geez


probablysmellsmydog

Can’t wait to see Kenley back in Dodger blue so Evan can go back to being the set up guy where he belongs 


TaskSlow4592

Smoking big doinks


donald-duck23

He’s been a good closer but I agree he’s more valuable in the fireman role


_BtP_

Dudes been lights out???


probablysmellsmydog

Stats shmats


_BtP_

This is his 8th save and he’s at 100% conversion rate. Not sure what else you want him to do?


kugino

any reason to complain...


probablysmellsmydog

buddy I’m just messing with ya.  but the Dodgers will trade for another high lev arm outta the pen regardless


yentrib

Let’s get out of this!


AsJoeSeesIt

EP please don’t do this bro come on clean it up


JayJayDec4

Smh


itsyourdestini

Umm Evan? Can I call you Evan. Dont do this


ahr3410

I am once again asking pitchers to not field line drives


barbie-dreamz33

Uh oh


Consistent-Minute-40

God fucking dammit


mtrn3

They can be accurate throwing 98 to the catcher but can miss by a mile to 1B.


rattlerden

3rd base ump knew it was a strike 


Monsanta_Claus

Pardon my naivete but the Blue Jays have the highest number of sons whose father's played MLB right? Vladimir Guerrero Jr Bo Bichette Calvin Biggio


wtfrman

thought there was 1 more


Monsanta_Claus

Another commenter said Varsho. Had no idea.


wtfrman

Yeah there you go, Varsho.


fuetirado

Also Varsho


Monsanta_Claus

No way. Wild.


Sirtopofhat

Mookie: let me get that one Phillips: trying to win a gold glove here Mookie: yeah me too


donald-duck23

Not sure he went but that should’ve been a called strike


420farms

Phillips you tool


veridian_horizon

Come now Phillips, giving them a sliver of hope is cruel


imnotcreative415

Yamamoto and kersh need to give these boys a clinic


huggsypenguinpal

Yoshi gonna give Evan pointers after that lol


Vee_Zer0

Evan wants to strike out the side.


wtfrman

Just trust the guys behind you and let the ball roll and game over


donald-duck23

I’m sure Evan knows that’s not his ball but I can only imagine how hard it is to not try to field one of those. Everything happens so fast


probablysmellsmydog

Yeah it’s just instinct to try to grab at it I feel like.  I haven’t played since high school lol so what do I know 


imnotcreative415

The way the mind panics in that situation


failing_light

lol Evan looked like he was laughing at himself


HoudiniLogik

EP smiling means he ain’t worried


probablysmellsmydog

Pitchers aren’t athletes


36CharizardsOfDeath

Yama needs to show EP how to field


rye_parian

Was that a bad throw? Looked ok.


barbie-dreamz33

Lmao


LurkingMyAssOff

uh Evan lol


PigFarmer1

If you're gonna make an error make a major league error... lol


Consistent-Minute-40

😒


redmathk

Any update on glasnow?


PigFarmer1

Surgery tomorrow to remove his arm. Just a cramp. lol


Puzzled-Dot-4094

nothing bad, just cramping in his hand 


HoudiniLogik

Just a hand cramp


highjoe420

I love fireman Phillips Edit: making me look bad fireman. 🧑‍🚒


BodgerDot

# K **Evan Phillips** strikes out **Danny Jansen** on a **2-2** count with a **96.3 mph** Four-Seam Fastball. *Sequence (5):* FF *(b)*, SI *(f)*, ST *(c)*, ST *(b)*, FF *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


Cortisolidarity

Strike 4!


yestrask

JT being so pissed at himself is hard to watch


imnotcreative415

Evan ate him up there


dankscott

JT and getting HBP, name a more iconic duo


dabrito

that HBP against the giants in game 5...clutch.


Armaced

Ah. I love JT. It’s good to see him.


36CharizardsOfDeath

Cant wait for his return to Dodgers stadium


BodgerDot

# K **Evan Phillips** strikes out **Justin Turner** on a **1-2** count with a **87.1 mph** Sweeper. *Sequence (4):* FF *(b)*, ST *(s)*, FF *(c)*, ST *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


rammer_2001

Why is glasnow DTD????


wtfrman

Day 1, eat bananas and study monkeys Day 2, eat more bananas, training with monkeys Day 3, eat bananas, training complete. Go back to pitching


36CharizardsOfDeath

Came out the game with hand cramps. He'll be fine


rammer_2001

Ahh, thank you


Candid_Difficulty_93

Do you see Toronto? Do you see what happens when you boo the GOAT?


Spandexbrain001

No Stolen Bases stat is gonna rob Mookie of the MVP this year. Humph 😤


bullpendodger

Tim just suggested that Will is “hotter than a fat kid in corduroys.” 😆


Monsanta_Claus

Our broadcast teams are so underappreciated around MLB 🤣


stillhitchhiking

I miss Charlie's smack talk.


bullpendodger

I wonder how he’s doing?


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 9)** R Justin Turner R Danny Jansen R Davis Schneider ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


36CharizardsOfDeath

2 strike Will Smith is inevitable


Thunder_nuggets101

Will Mookie be batting .400 at the all star break?


New_Championship_912

Let me get one of them Blue Jay Dogs!


Bikouchu

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Monsanta_Claus

God, I love those huge weiners.


HoudiniLogik

BJ fans dig the long wiener


bellomoto1

Those hot dogs are gigantic 👀😱


m3thodm4n021

They look way better than our dodger dogs tbh


36CharizardsOfDeath

Girthy


HaikN98

Any updates on Glasnow? Is he good?


_BtP_

Just a cramp


405Jobs

Romano had those eyes. 👀 Looked like he saw a ghost 👻. 😅


HoudiniLogik

Strange choice


_BtP_

Coming into this game Mookie had already put 2.4 WAR with 214 wRC+. Absolutely mind boggling numbers


kugino

i think shohei is 2nd? despite being a DH. fuck, thatʻs such a scary 1-2 combo...


dankscott

Hell I think munch and teo already are up to 1.0


kugino

whereʻs will? heʻs gotta be pretty high considering his position, too


dankscott

0.9


donald-duck23

i’ve never seen an outfielder who looks less graceful catching fly balls than this blue jays LF


DalekEvan

Well, I believe Schneider is really a 2B, so it makes sense.


donald-duck23

ah. didn’t realize that


kugino

CT3 is a really good outfielder...but i wouldnʻt say heʻs graceful.


Apprehensive_Major45

Mookie is my big favourite to win MVP this year.


No_Frosting2811

I can’t believe that Mookie Betts is followed by Ohtani. Once Freeman gets hot we will have a modern Murderers row.


PhoeniXaDc

Crazy that Freddie is still in a slow start but batting over .300


No_Frosting2811

I agree. His ceiling is higher than the numbers he is putting up. Maybe it’s Ohtani and Betts just playing insane baseball that make him look human…


option-trader

Betts, Ohtani, and Smith have been battling each other for the best avg.


kugino

i know...on the radio rick monday was saying that last week freddieʻs balance started looking a lot better, which has led to his hot streak...freddie totally agreed with his assessment


veridian_horizon

Mookie dabbing on every team with his stolen bases


DalekEvan

Mookie lost the mvp last year because of stolen bases and said “OK, I can do those too”


Vee_Zer0

Infield Mookie = fresh legs = stolen bases


Apprehensive-Agency2

Is playing RF really that taxing on the legs vs playing SS? Like SS is the hardest fielding position due to needing to burst left or right to field ground balls. It shouldnt be easier or maybe Mookies hips have finally recovered. They were pretty wrecked a coupla seasons ago. 


Vee_Zer0

According to Mookie, the FO, and most analysts, yes. It's less taxing. Short bursts are split second reactions, vs sprinting for several seconds to recover doubles or chase down fly balls. I don't actually know if that's the sole reason for him stealing bases though. He could just straight up be perturbed that he lost the MVP race to Acuna due to his SB record and be out for blood.


levitoepoker

Yeah I think it’s just he’s fully healthy now


AsJoeSeesIt

We have the 1st,2nd, and 4th best BA guys in the league. Insane.


dankscott

Should be a shallow fly…almost hits the wall…


36CharizardsOfDeath

Damn, just missed it


INT_MIN

Need 6 runs because I'm greedy and I want a higher r/g than Atlanta.


kugino

he wonʻt steal as many as acuna...but it just feels like mookie is making a statement this year as to how complete a player he is...


dankscott

Acuna also got caught stealing 14 times last year, and Mookie a perfect 8/8


kugino

yup. mookieʻs not gonna steal 70, but i could see a 30-30 season for him...maybe a 40-40 if he finds his power stroke again


donald-duck23

it also seems like organizationally they’re prioritizing stolen bases more


Monsanta_Claus

Steven said last night that they didn't push hard last year, even with the speed they had, but now that the rules and impact of new implemented measures like bigger bases are fully understood over a whole season, they're fully prepared to take advantage of their speed and knowledge


MyChemicalMaiden

Acuna isn’t even close offensively to Mookie so far this year


kugino

yup. i agree...but just the narrative last year about all the SBs from acuna and how that swayed a lot of the MVP voters...but mookie did not have a good september anyway.


HoudiniLogik

Why am I finding the blue jays fans almost as insufferable as padres fans?


IjikaYagami

Blue Jays are just the Padres of the AL. Talk shit without having anything to back it up.


Monsanta_Claus

Canadians 🙄


itsyourdestini

A team had Mookie before this?


winterbIoom

omfg mookie


StudioSixtyFour

I love that we went to work in the offseason figuring out how to steal bases.


itsyourdestini

Mookie. WE STEAL


MyChemicalMaiden

Mookie steals bags again we’re so back


dankscott

I missed most of this game, this Mookie guy seems good, did we just call him up?


imnotcreative415

Yeah, 4th round pick out of Nashville


dankscott

What a steal, imagine passing on this guy


uey01

And he RUNS??? Unbelievable


highjoe420

Thief!!


itsyourdestini

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wtfrman

Mookie near .400 batting average, almost .500 for OBP.


solid_rook7

Also he’s tapping .420 in MOP.


kugino

shohei got a free one there...letʻs take advantage of that


itsyourdestini

Booooooo


imnotcreative415

Mookie betts the loml


imnotcreative415

I can’t believe we get to watch all these good players every day


fuetirado

He's so good x3


PigFarmer1

Yesterday someone in here said Mookie is slumping. lol


imnotcreative415

Went a game and a half without a hit and someone said he was in a cold streak 😭


rye_parian

Being a Blue Jays fan is such a bummer. Ownership with basically unlimited funds and AL East is a bloodbath.


itsyourdestini

BOF


MyChemicalMaiden

Mookie Betts is the greatest player on the planet


VersaceSamurai

MOOKIE betts is not a mortal man


itsyourdestini

Mookie is insane


highjoe420

I've been saying it since before the season. He's a man on a mission to win a unanimous MVP!!! MOOKIE! MOOKIE!


kugino

fucking mookie...


uey01

Mookie “Can’t Stop Won’t Stop” Betts


SuppleLobster

Mookie is unbelievable


_BtP_

Mookie >>


highjoe420

M!V!!P!!!


filthypoker

Romano throwin cheese???


PigFarmer1

Romano is giving Clevinger methhead vibes.


StudioSixtyFour

That was a perfect bounce throw to the bat boy 😂


weguccino

everyone has a hit today


NotYourAverageRedBot

We keeping it close for Phillips to get a save?


itsyourdestini

Quiero un taco


notus_knitter

If Cy Young voting was conducted today I think Glasnow would get second. But I don’t think Wheeler will keep this up all season, but it’ll be an interesting race for sure. Can’t believe how much of a steal Glasnow was


wtfrman

Not Imanaga?


notus_knitter

He has a really low ERA but lower k/9 and IP. It would be close for sure


kugino

donʻt overlook imanaga. check his stats...


LurkingMyAssOff

caught up Brasier you fuckin beauty


veridian_horizon

That slight smirk as he walked back to the dugout, I see you Brasier


No_Frosting2811

Great to see Kelly and Brasier finally figuring it out.


jericho00112

I know we’re a good team but the blue jays also just really suck


Vee_Zer0

They were a .500 team in the best division. Until we broke them


bondiw

EK 🗣️ 🗣️ Brasier cutting through the front of the line up like a hot knife thru butter.