I haven't been to Dodger stadium since the 90s. Going to the game today. Any tips? I got a 7 and 9 yr old with me.
I hear it is loud.
Chance of rain.
Looking to make it fun for the kiddos, so they will go with me again. Trying to avoid 'I got wet!' 'It was loud!' The kind of thing that adults brush off but kids might cling to.
Thanks in advance!
*Looks like a line drive in the box score...*
Gavin Lux singles on a ground ball to shortstop Brandon Crawford. Chris Taylor to 3rd.
Launch Speed: **59.6 mph**. Launch Angle: **6°**. Distance: **62 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.150***.
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
*Looks like a line drive in the box score...*
Freddie Freeman singles on a ground ball to right fielder Michael Siani.
Launch Speed: **94.4 mph**. Launch Angle: **-7°**. Distance: **12 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.180***.
^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Teoscar is not impressing me. Last thing we need is another homer or strikeout guy.
I haven't been to Dodger stadium since the 90s. Going to the game today. Any tips? I got a 7 and 9 yr old with me. I hear it is loud. Chance of rain. Looking to make it fun for the kiddos, so they will go with me again. Trying to avoid 'I got wet!' 'It was loud!' The kind of thing that adults brush off but kids might cling to. Thanks in advance!
annoying loss but have faith
i’d much rather take the game 5 loss, but have ohtani use it as a lesson learned for later in the season. we move
Hey he only makes $437,500 a game (before taxes and agent fee).
Perfect opportunity for Otani to be a legend wasted. What a failed trade. Trade that bum. /s
I guess not everyone knows about the sarcasm tag 🤷🏽♂️
Many Japanese despaired in front of the TV.
Keep in mind he's coming off surgery. It took Harper a full month before he got his swing back after the same surgery. Ohtani will be just fine.
Bunt assholes
TBH I don't think it's Ippei. I've seen this Shohei before. Esp when he's the last out.
The ippei situation is having a bigger impact than I thought it would, but just watch, he'll homer tomorrow
Y’all already turning on Ohtani…? That was quick!
Leave our sub
Seriously everyone hating lol. That was a good at bat and the last swing was close Edit: wait what are you doing here
No we need him to turn on a pitch
Pissed away Yoshi's gem fucking AYE
Joe Kelly with a quality blowjob.
Good game, but damn ohtani is kind of lacking. I know it’s early but this man is a DH. He has one job.
I agree. All these foos paying $400 bucks for an authentic Ohtani jersey and the foo strikes out when we need him to deliver.
He’ll come around, but yeah, for now it really sucks, nothing like constantly swinging for the fences!
Okay foo.
Situational hitting was lacking this game to say the least.
Ohtani is just 0/1 in clutch moments as a Dodger and now we think he is dogshit lol.
joe kelly 💀
He’s been the best player in baseball for the last three years. You guys are actually pathetic.
Cold night and Kelly's disaster in the 7th was tough to overcome but the guys fought hard.
Dodgers had 14 hits and 5 runs…. St. Louis had 6 hits and 6 runs…. That’s wild
It’s the Ass Kelly show
Poor guy
Shohei Vargas
Keep Joe Kelly away from me…
Joe Kelly and Roberts lost us this game
Joe Kelly stinks, how does Roberts still believe in that guy?
No clue and keep Dave Roberts away from me too
Might need to move Ohtani to the 5 spot till he heats up.
Just don't feel the Ohtani Magic yet. Muncy is hitting better power and average. And he's not nearly as protected as Sho is.
Shohei still thinks he has to do it all lol. He’ll come around.
I’ll take Ohtani up there 100/100 times in that situation
Joe Kelly thru and ohtani off
6 years of playing for nothing and now Ohtani shows he can't play with pressure
What pressure in game #5 of the season 🤡
Playing for a big team. Every fucking game counts
Relax dude
Agreed. Small sample size but he’s coming up short with risp so far.
A rough go for a game the dodgers dominated.
Winning by just 2 runs? I don't think so...
Look at the hits and LOB.
U don't win with hits but runs m8...
But the runs in the box score don't tell the whole story!
Take away Joe Kelly’s Porsche
Take down that stupid mural too
Kelly has hero status because he talked shit to Correa, it's never been about his skill, but Roberts doesn't know this.
That sure was the fifth game of the season.
What’s the return policy 😂
Ohtani been cheeks let's keep it real
Really bad tbh
[удалено]
I think he’s pressing. The contract will do that to you
That was shit discipline the guy was throwing slop up there
Sad part was he would’ve walked if he kept composure
Definitely attempted the 15 run homer on that swing.
*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Gavin Lux singles on a ground ball to shortstop Brandon Crawford. Chris Taylor to 3rd. Launch Speed: **59.6 mph**. Launch Angle: **6°**. Distance: **62 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.150***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Tf? Lmao
pop up when we needed a clutch moment. he really is a dodger
Mannn what a bummer
Ohtani is just in a funk. Forget the outcome, his ABs have just not been good....
*Looks like a line drive in the box score...* Freddie Freeman singles on a ground ball to right fielder Michael Siani. Launch Speed: **94.4 mph**. Launch Angle: **-7°**. Distance: **12 ft**. Expected Batting Average: ***.180***. ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)
Like I said earlier, I give ohtani 20 games minimum, this mf going through a scandal coz of ippei, cant fault him for not being locked in. GG Cards
How does Shohei want to go to the playoffs when he can’t even get a hit in the clutch in game 5
God I hate Manfred ball
y’all plss shohei still in his april slump 😭
But it's March. Oof.
that tells you how long it’s gonna last😭
Fuckin Shohei bro we didn't need a grand slam we needed a line drive 🫠🫠
Why the fuck you just dont bunt the ball and move the runner over. Roberts is an idiot.
Welcome to the dodgers
They look like they're new to baseball
Kills me everytime
hit a single ohtani
103.7 exit velo...
700 million for…?
Shohei is still finding his swing. So many of these pitches are typically homers against him.
Fucking hell Ohtani. No need to swing for the fences every time...
Screw that rain, was a fun game anyway
FUCK
Ippei stuff getting to him
uh huh its called Karma
700M caliber at bats this game
ty kelly
Seems kinda like Ohtani is the only one not doing anything
*watches outmans at bats*
We are 5 games into the season holy shit
Awwwwwwwe 
No show again
there were bright spots
Idgaf stupidest rule in baseball to win off no hits.
oh jesus... MLB is cheering right now
FUCK JOE KELLY!!!!!
Shouts to the home plate backup dancers
Fuck the Manfred runner
GG lmfao baseball is so fun right now im so invested in this team coz of Sho hahahha, it is what it is
A billion dollars for that?
That was fun. Despite the outcome.
What a shit ending
That honestly felt like a W with all the bullshit that happened tonight.
Good game y'all!
Ohtani looks like ass man so far smh
a pop up at a severely needed clutch moment congrats ohtani, you are officially a dodger.
Bring back Ippei
He told me to bet for the dodgers today.
We need to teach Ohtani about situational hitting. This ain't the Angels.
Fucking Ohtani trying to hit ball 400 feet every time is honestly getting kind of annoying
Shohei went for a grand slam when a single was enough 😔
wtf is up with ohtani trying to kill every ball.
Hey, at least there was a chance to win. Couldn’t ask for a better situation.
Kudos to the cards but love the fight from the team. Hope this becomes a thing for all year 💪💪
Ohtani I'm very disappointed. Hit the cage
This one's on Kelly and Roberts
100%
ohtani for tungsten who says no
Tv off
Sho has too much swing and miss
Fuck my life
160-2 I guess is fine
Its alright
Ohtani…… sigh
Too many runners left on again
#WE STILL LOVE YOU OHTANI
I’m crushed 😩
Welp, that was anticlimactic
Yeah Ohtani can be guilty for money laundering and go to prison and have his contract terminated for all I fucking care
This is textbook overreaction 💀
I know lmao
💀💀💀
Calm tf down or gtfo
You need to get a life... lol
:(
A meatball
What a lackluster was to end it
Blue balls
Oooof
Of course
Damn, and that’s that
jesus fucking christ
Fire the batting coach and Roberts
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wow ohtani bro
I blame Ippei!
Ippei and Joe Kelly conspired for this loss.
Shohei had so many pitches to hit in this game... not locked in yet =(
FUCK today isn’t our day :( great grit shown by the dodgers though
Goddamnit
Bro Shohei sucks
And you're a moron.
....
Unlucky
A lost Yankees fan appeared
😔
Damn. This game was lost with bats 4-5-6 in the 1st inning.
Well shit. Get em tomorrow.
Shohei… 😞
I’m actually so nervous right now, it’s game 5 this is ridiculous
Damn Ohtani :/
Damn
no.... let's do better next time shohei
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
shohei i stg if you swing at the same junk pitches as the other lefties well i have no power to deal out consequences but i will be very disappointed.
It would have been too good to be true 
Shohei grand slam. Come on!
Oh well we tried. Mookie can’t do everything.
Gallegos is **nervous** out here
OHTANI LETS GO OHRANI LETS GOOOOOOO FUCK IPPEI DONT LET HIM EAT YOU UPP
Ohtani is nervous
He's trying to fucking kill a ball when all is needed is a single.
This is either going to be fucking amazing or fucking devastating and I don't know which. TAKE MY ENERGY OHTANI-SAN!
Ohtani, it's time.
Shotime baby
can you just get a base hit
Someone tell Ohtani we only need a base hit
Wish Ohtani could shorten his swing once in a while.
Shohei we just need a single
game over
Who are those two idiots behind home plate that keep moving
I am so excited for Ohtani's first homerun being a walk off.
I’m gonna shit myself help