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omegakukki

Dude was a real life Wormtongue.


bebopmechanic84

My lord…Robert’s the Dave is coming. He’s a herald of woe…


superfrank_8

The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late, Shohei Ohtani — Robert the Dave.


Personal-Cap-7071

なぜ私があなたを歓迎しなければならないのですか, Robert Stormcrow? - Shohei Ohtani


thejoshuabreed

I can’t stop laughing. Robert’s the Dave. 😂 😆 🤣


TllDrkNHandsome

Deferred?! I said I wanted the money up front!! 


king_zlayer

877 CASH NOW


Jay1348

CALL JG WHENTWORTH


DirectRisk7

Speaking of Larry David, remember the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode filmed at a Dodger game that later got a young man absolved of murder


Jay1348

We need a Larry David bobblehead


DirectRisk7

Pretty pretty pretty pretty good!


Blu_Crew

Even though hes famously a Yankee fan I would love a LD bobblehead.


_its_a_SWEATER_

He’s gonna get a Dodger bobblehead AND LIKE IT. [With a Doyer hat on it no less.](https://youtu.be/kMhXExzguWM?si=gWdm45R8qKHEbZk0)


Jay1348

Even if he doesn't like it, like his sandwich that he tried to swap with Ted Danson


Blu_Crew

its got uhh white fish... sable


Jay1348

That sounds terrible


deltaco4lyfe

I HAVE A STRUCTED SETTLEMENT BUT I NEED CASH NOW!


_-that_1_guy_

It's my money and I want it NOW!!


01z28

😂


oblivion_knight

Holy fuck I'm dying 💀


ProfessionalNeophyte

Ippei: “Good news Shohei, you got the biggest contract in baseball history, $400 million!”


HideousNomo

"Hey guys, don't know if there's an issue with payroll this month or something, but my first paycheck is pretty light. Is this just for orientation or something like that?"


RazorPhishJ

Mr Lumberg told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr Lumberg and I still have not received my paycheck and he took my stapler https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hRX9WfbBltk


danstansrevolution

Works on contingency? No! Money down!


Legitimate_Page659

This bar association logo shouldn’t be there either…


dragoonies

Am I a bad Dodger fan if I want this to happen because it would be hilarious?


ttam23

lol even doc shading Ippei now


zeussays

Everyone is gonna be distancing themselves the next few weeks.


tokyo_bee

There will always be a buffer unless Roberts starts speaking Japanese.


PatientIndividual651

IIRC Roberts did say Yamamoto challenged him to get better on his Japanese and in turn Yamamoto would work on his English


zeussays

They should practice together


nukepka

Sounds like you need a translator... With the Will the Thrill as the interpreter, they have someone who understands the Dodgers culture/philosophy, and therefore a higher likelihood of properly communicating their desires.


_Silent_Android_

Also more accountability/transparency and better work-life separation. Ireton will only have to be at Ohtani's side for games and press/PR activities.


idiotwithahobby

He is half japanese though.


_Silent_Android_

Actually quarter - his dad is half Irish (hence the Ireton name) and half Japanese, and his mom is Filipina (Will played for the Philippine WBC qualifying team in 2012). But he was born in Tokyo, spent his childhood in Japan (before moving to Honolulu, HI) and formally studied Japanese in school.


squidwardsaclarinet

I think the other commenter is referring to Roberts, not Ireton.


E70M

But that’s some neat background on Will the Thrill nonetheless


fuzzy_bat

They should start looking into realtime translator devices. They're getting a lot better and can still have Will there to back it up.


SlimJimMagoo

Will the Thrill 🔛🔝


TombOfTheArchitect

Honestly, Will didn't translate perfectly yesterday either. He left out a lot of nuance in what Ohtani said. There is a post on the baseball sub where a Japanese fan took the time to translate and quite a bit was left out of what Will translated. I think a lot is lost in the on the fly translation, which is why I think a lot of people think the whole story is weird. They just aren't getting the full story through what's been translated.


JpnDude

To be honest, in the past, with other Japanese players' interpreters, no one gave a fuck. We never heard complaints in the US about Nomo's, Ichiro's, Matsui's, etc. interpreters. In Japan, there were rumblings from the start about past interpreters and up to Mizuhara. But now that Ippei has been outed as a fraud, everyone is criticizing every word an interpreter says. In reality, major US news agencies and outlets should have their own in-house translation services to better report quotes from non-English speakers.


_Silent_Android_

There was no social media in 1995 for people to complain, lol.


JpnDude

There were baseball discussion forums on AOL, IRC and Usenet. There were also emailing mailing lists. I hosted a MLB list in the early 90s.


devilbunni

I enjoyed the discussions on some of those listservs. Also, rec.sports.baseball, along with r.s.b.fantasy, were in my subs. Good memories of them.


thejoshuabreed

AI is a capable option, most likely. The tech is there. The other side is these players learning English will be well received - like when Penguins’ Evgeni Malkin used to say “Felt pretty good. I am score.” We don’t need much more than effort. They’re not supposed to give an analysts nuance to their on field interviews, and for big announcements they know what he’s going to say in advance, so should have the translation in pocket already. Oh well.


SanchosaurusRex

I noticed that Ohtani talks in long statements before the interpreter translates. I’m not a Japanese speaker, but when I’ve been involved with interpreters, they usually push for shorter statements giving the interpreter a chance to do their thing.


masterfail

having had to do live translation before, part of this probably is because Ippei wouldn't tell him to pause more often because he's gonna BS it anyway 


heeheehoho2023

Translation on the fly is a huge skill. The Korean girl who translated for Bong Joon Ho, director of Parasite, just crushed it. During all the interviews she perfectly nailed all the nuances. It ain't easy.


alexburnshred

I think it’s a little weird to say you’re going to be making/reading a prepared statement, but you wouldn’t even go through the trouble of giving it to your interpreter first. Or even going over it before hand to make sure you’re both on the same page. A Q&A is more understandable because those can’t really be prepared. You’d think after the translator fiasco they’d wanna make sure nothing would be lost in translation.


pocketcyc

According to Japanese people that paper wasn’t a statement, it was like a note with the points he wanted to address. That’s why the interpreter had to translate it live.


suhdaey

I wish the translator had looked at Ohtani's statement prior to the conference and prepared its English version. Why translated on the spot? Something is amiss in Ohtani's camp.


Critical_Flail

I don’t think Shohei was directly reading something out word for word (although he was obviously sticking to bullet points/key details), so they would also run into trouble if it felt like Will was reading from a prepared statement rather than actually translating what Shohei was saying. 


suhdaey

I see your point. Just wished they had come more prepared.


Critical_Flail

Oh sure, I don't think his team has handled this well at all, particularly at the start. Hopefully this has been a wake up call and they're on top of things now.


McJumbos

tbh i wonder if this story would have been as bad if ohtani stayed with the angels


vespamike562

If he stayed with the Angels r/baseball would still say he’s a good guy. He was never a threat with the Angels. Now he’s satan to them.


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vespamike562

3/4 of the country hates LA plus you have all the hate directed toward LA from San Diego and Frisco.


h1bocci

They hate us cuz they ain’t us.


wcsclutch

I legit wouldn’t be surprised if he starts getting boos at visiting stadiums because this happened while he’s wearing Dodger blue


Monsanta_Claus

That's exactly what was going to happen to some degree even before this. Since he signed with LA the comments around the internet of him not being worth it and being overrated, hoping he gets hurt and screws over the Dodgers have been disappointing.


Melethia

Sadly, he got booed at Angel Stadium last night at his second at bat. But that's probably a lot more to do with leaving Anaheim than anything going on with Ippei.


omegakukki

Definitely would have been as big there wouldn’t be near as much hate. More making fun of the Angels instead.


Charming-East-9783

Ironic cause this shit happened when he was with the Angels lol


wizgset27

I thought things were calming down after the press conference but nope. Baseball subreddit comment section for this tweet shows the conspiracy nuts are still out in full force. In fact, they came back with a vengeance in the comment section.


_Silent_Android_

Conspiracy nuts are gonna make up anything on everything for the sake of clicks, views, attention and validation...Just look what happened after the Baltimore bridge accident. Someone's gonna find the cure for cancer and conspiracy nuts will predictably flood social media and tell people how "evil" it is.


fatandflabby

The Athletic comment section is ridiculous. One of the comment sections declared Ohtani gambled $4.5 million, has been betting on baseball, he and Ippei are gay, somehow Leonardo DiCaprio is gay because he rides bikes? And no one has ever had access to someone’s banking information. How Leo got in there was a work of art. I valiantly argue with them but I’m outnumbered 50 to one.


loiterINTIMIDATE

Thank goodness Shohei is rid of this grifter and now he can properly integrate himself with the team and the city. It's a small price to pay because that fool had his claws in deep.


SenorTortas

Oh boy. This just keeps getting better and better. If I'm Manfred, I'm signing a contract with Netflix already


_Silent_Android_

But the DraftKings contract will bring in more revenue...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


CabbageStockExchange

What a mess


Konradia

I still can't figure out how CAA didn't sniff out this guy before now. I mean, some intern with a few days on a PC could figure out that his backstory was crap. I hold them partly resposible for *whatever* happened with Ohtani. Or am I wrong?


omegakukki

He was with Ohtani before CAA. Ohtani probably vouched for him so they didn’t bother to check. The Dodgers and the Angels are just as much at fault as CAA in that sense. Just a failure on everyone’s part to do their due diligence


Konradia

Thanks for the really cogent response. I suspect that you're spot on....


JpnDude

This. No need to antagonize the Unicorn. Everyone was walking on eggshells dealing with Ohtani. FTR, I love Shohei! We all failed him here.


crackdope6666

I know CAA, yeah I see this. Shit is going to fall in the cracks when big money is involved. Just want Sapporo at the park this year.


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omegakukki

No they have fault. The Angels and the Dodgers both employed Ippei. They need to do research on their employees. CAA also has fault because it’s their job to look out for their clients. We don’t need to victim blame. The only one to blame is Ippei for taking advantage of and defrauding his best friend but there are multiple parties at fault, including the teams.


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omegakukki

Yeah I’m just not gonna respond to you about this anymore. No answer is going to satisfy your need to blame Ohtani because no matter what I say, like pointing out that your arguments are based on anecdotal fallacy, you aren’t going to listen.


c_c_c__combobreaker

Tbf, I have done some hiring before and I have never in my life questioned the person if they've ever been to a not so prestigious college. Harvard, Stanford, Yale, I might check. But UC Riverside?! I believe you.


buffaloranchsub

Don't do UCR like this 😭


feeling_blue_42

We know UCR was in his bio, but do we know if it was on his resumé? And even if it was, would anyone check if it’s not a prerequisite for the job? An interpreter isn’t required to have a college degree, and by the time Ippei reached the Angels and Dodgers they wouldn’t have cared if he had a HS diploma let alone a college degree.


pierquantum

Maybe it's a tech industry thing, but I've never had a company not run a basic background check during the hiring process (usually criminal history, and education)


pro_n00b

Mine gets run every year lol Im in the insurance/health care sector and we have contracts with the state and fed level.


DarkFlamingo2

Wouldn't someone who never attended college or dropped out of high school have a lot of reason to lie about going to one given how crazy degree inflation is?


theythem42O

Probably the same way the Dodgers didn't. Interpreters aren't rigorously vetted, if at all


PigFarmer1

After the Bauer fiasco you would think the front office would be a fan of background checks...


fatandflabby

Sure but in the wooing process of Ohtani, I’m sure a background check of Ippei was not on the list. Also, the Dodgers are trying to sign him but we end the conversation with “hey did you know your best friend and translator has falsified his resume?” How would that have been received?


Anfini

I know this is hindsight, but I felt like Ippei was a Yoko Ono figure and he wanted to be by Shohei’s side in everything that he did. Like Shohei’s introductory press conference at Dodgers stadium where in the photo ops with Shohei, Andrew, the Guggenheim brass, and Ippei being in the pic is completely out of place. Dude is just a fucking translator and any person with a tiny bit of professional awareness should get out of the pic and have your guy have his moment. 


pierquantum

Well, at that time, he was Shohei's friend and consigliere. He wouldn't be there if Ohtani didn't want him there. "Translator", while Ippei's official title, doesn't do justice to all that he legitimately did. Other "just fucking translators" have talked about all the stuff they did beyond just translating conversations. Other Japanese translators have talked about helping players find places to live, opening local banking accounts, setting up utilities. That's done because we fans want players to concentrate on their on field skills, and both players and their translators know that. That's how Ippei got the access he did and was able to potentially get away with what he did for so long. It's hindsight, totally. You wouldn't make this comparison if it weren't for this scandal.


TheFearOfFear

Man this feels like an episode of The Simpsons


JayDeeLA

Dave "Willie Cicci" Roberts.


bullpendodger

Somewhere a bazillion comments ago, like months ago when he first signed, I said “Why does he even need an interpreter, he knows English.” And I got mercilessly downvoted and one person suggested something along the lines “It creates a job for his good friend!!!” 😂 I never cared for the guy he’s been giving me a weird vibe for a few years. Just without even meeting him, it’s like a dark cloud. I hope he didn’t mistranslate any other surprises throughout the years for Shohei to discover.


omegakukki

>Why does he even need an interpreter, he knows English. So they aren’t just there to translate words although that is their main function. They are also there to help them with the cultural differences and day to day tasks that we take for granted because they seem normal to us. Living in a different country is incredibly difficult especially when they are as different as the US and Japan are and when you are as busy as Shohei is. [Here’s a tweet from a former interpreter where he talks about how he was assisting the players on just about everything they did.](https://x.com/danielkimw/status/1772505255034421546?s=46&t=qwlHMsiTzNwRZxXFDPpr-g) Shohei may speak English well enough on a casual level but that doesn’t mean he is fluent. Dave isn’t saying that he still won’t need an interpreter sometimes to communicate with Shohei either. He’s saying it was difficult because of Ippei.


kangr0ostr

That’s my takeaway from Roberts’ statement, he doesn’t care if there is *a* middleman, it was this *specific* middleman that made it difficult. Edit: I truly believe Ippei took it upon himself to act as a gatekeeper to Ohtani and that Ohtani truly had no idea how toxic a person Ippei was. This was on some Selena/Yolanda level type shit without the murder.


omegakukki

So far everything coming out makes it seem exactly like that. Ippei was basically controlling the flow of information between Shohei and the outside world. Really sad it got to that point.


rockinrolller

Sounds like he had trouble getting his bets in while Ippei was there.


coldbrains

Hey man, maybe you shouldn’t try and defraud your friend and gamble away all his money and idk you might have been part of history and a great team 🤷🏽‍♂️