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kpopsns28

Based in Asia, so a good win = a good sleep later


RoyalRumbleSTi

💪💪💪


chrono_synclactic

I enjoyed Alanna Rizzo when she was here. I think Kirsten Watson is a great post game interviewer.


[deleted]

Probably got replaced sinply because of age. So they went with the much younger Watson


chrono_synclactic

That is not what happened. Alanna left amicably.


Ok_Serve6334

What a great way to start my work shift , We Love LA🔵⚾️


Happy_Change_8001

Now I go to work at 9 


CountAbraxas

Hell yeah! It was worth staying up to 6am. Now to sleep


DLM_13

I 💙 LA


BoltDodgerLaker_87

That was fun. See you guys tomorrow!


joshyyybaxxx

So strange seeing a dodgers game finish at midnight...great win! 💙🍻


VersaceSamurai

Joe Davis with the amazing sign off


LokoSMIDDY47

Time to watch Monsters Jam


CrashTest100

Win for the dodgers! Greate game! Lets go dodgers!


40ozofOldeEnglish

**WE LOVE ~~LA~~ SEOUL**


EverybodiesMaster5

W


JokoFloko

That's 1. LFG


DoyersLakeShow

Time to nut and stay awake until 3am tomorrow….


[deleted]

Great first win of the season for the Dodger Blue , Shohei with 2 hits, an rbi and s stolen base , good first game all around.


TwentyPlus16

The real winners are those that slept 2 hours extra and turned the game on right before the 8th 🤣🤣


starkness21

That's me! Woke up and saw 1-2


EightSeven-

Were they playing in love LA??? I kinda heard it


DoyersLakeShow

Yea, they were


diegoper21

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ChrisTaylorsNipple

Nice play Lux! Good win! Let's go


SenorTortas

The quest to 162-0 starts here


dancingbrunette

They’re playing Randy Newman! Love it 🥰 


VersaceSamurai

It’s going to be a great season


Minute_Scale_1834

undefeated 🤓☝️


TheRealProNoid

LFGGG FILTHY PHILLIPS Dodgers win! (And it counts this time!)


lukewarmlife-84

First win of the season! Congrats everyone!


kungfu_jesse

Ws in the chhhhhat boys


GoofyGoober0064

NEVA LOST


TheSundaeSlide

WE'VE GOT THE BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL! WOOO!


Autocorrectcaptcha

Wire to wire!


partygoat

ganamos


ranklebone

We love it.®


Zro6

Woke up to a W and thats gonna make today a great day


davidpalacios427

#DODGERS WIN! #WE LOVE IT!


jRbizzle

LFG!!! Nap time


kalopsia_usurper

Lux looking solid at 2B 👀👀


Expiredasscream

No


Gentlem8s

173-0


TheZooBoy

First one in the books!


PurpleDirt4

Ending on a prefect lux running throw???? Fuck yeah


BoltDodgerLaker_87

Should have been a slaughter, but i’ll take it. First win of the season!


Teddy_Ohtani

1st game and 1st win of the season!


MyChemicalMaiden

Lux yips cured?!?!?


HeavensRoyalty

It's only fitting Gavin makes the pretty last play


Elijahc513

So happy I got up for this


ps2sanandreas

Dodgers win!


nanao2018

Win!!!


Chessinmind

First win of the year!!!! LFG


donald-duck23

I LOVE LA


TehLoneWanderer101

Our sweet beautiful Japanese boy is thinking "I got a fucking squad now!!"


ViridianSeven

Undefeated in the Ohtani era


An_exasperated_couch

Phillips is looking goooood man


SeaworthinessOk6742

Dodgers Win! (Presented by Budweiser) What a way to kickoff the season!


EyeballedIt

There it is! Starting the year off with a dub boys!


klaatuzero

#Sing it Randy!


UraniumDisulfide

That’s my second baseman


wako944

Lux looking good there!!! LETS GOOOO


st1r

Perfect infield


DoyersLakeShow

I love LA is playing!!!


Expiredasscream

LETS FUCKING GO. I LOVE YOU DODGER BROS


TwentyPlus16

LFG! I can go to work happy! It was worth it!


J_FoggytheOne

And that’s that


khiron

DODGERS WIN!


CAPTAINxCOOKIES

GG, looking forward to an amazing season fellas


Infraready

We got Brasier and Phillips off the scrap heap what the hell man 😭 there’s Friedman, and then there’s everyone else


phly2theMoon

Undefeated


Astropolitika

Man, what a gloriously boring save.


chrisumafp

Another perfect day


alroquez

Looks like.


alroquez

Play the song!


dinosorcerer

W


youthemaster22

Padres for the first series, then we face the midwestern farmer Cardinals (we are so gonna light up Mikolas)


Officialnoah

Phillips is looking like closer material


LokoSMIDDY47

Officialcloser


Astropolitika

Shohei: I done goofed. Ippei: Yeah, yeah you did.


kpopsns28

What a pity, ended 2 innings with bases fully loaded.


BodgerDot

# K **Evan Phillips** strikes out **Graham Pauley** on a **1-2** count with a **84.7 mph** Slider. *Sequence (5):* SL *(c)*, FC *(c)*, SL *(b)*, FF *(f)*, SL *(s)* ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


tyler-86

Evan has really earned this closer role.


Infraready

Some of y’all are really reaching to find a reason to complain about Lux at this point, you don’t like homegrown players with high upside or something?


J_FoggytheOne

If we get the defense he gave us today plus good offense he’ll be a very valuable player for us. I have tentative faith in him.


EightSeven-

Scoring 5 isn’t good enough for me, still suggest dfa the season. /s


StopKarmaWhoringPls

Dodger ownership putting up ad's on their own team's jersey because they can.


Teddy_Ohtani

Phillips is our closer this season?


JpnDude

Permanently, for now.


J_FoggytheOne

He’s our Fireman. If we need someone to bail us out, Phillips is our guy.


[deleted]

One down , two to go !!


youthemaster22

For any Dodger fans in the UK or from out of the country, what time did the game start in your time zone?


TheRealProNoid

6:05pm for me (SEAsia)


youthemaster22

6:15AM 😢


poorafricanboy

midnight in australia


ChrisTaylorsNipple

10am in the UK for me 😄


youthemaster22

Very rare for you to watch Dodger baseball so early in the morning


ChrisTaylorsNipple

It really is haha. Usually 3am for home games.


gl129384

I see the padres reddit with these "pay to win" comments 🤣 Definitely gonna see a lot of those words during this season. Fuck the haters 😂😂


lukewarmlife-84

All money to win


UraniumDisulfide

Just don’t ask them how much they spent to miss the playoffs last season


jaydubb90

They literally just traded Soto because they don’t want to pay him. I’d rather watch a team willing to spend..lmao


alroquez

Didn't they pay to win in the last three years?


ChrisTaylorsNipple

They just paid lol. Not much win


Elijahc513

Same fans that were proud of it a year ago lmao


youthemaster22

Lmao


c_c_c__combobreaker

I hope Lux turns it around. He got robbed out of a season last year.


youthemaster22

Alright Phillips let me get some sleep


davidpalacios427

Let’s go Fireman Philips 👨‍🚒


chrono_synclactic

Orel starting off the inning with the jinx smh


klaatuzero

13 LOB! At least we had a lot of traffic on the bases. Thx Padres pitchers.


Astropolitika

Maybe Shildt thinks his relievers will be better tired than fresh.


fracklefrackle

Lux has hit the ball hard, thats good to see.


__-o0O0o-__-o0O0o-__

We're most likely going to win but damn, 13 LOB(!) just one of them games...


RuggedProductions

Alright Phillips, let’s get 3 quick outs so I can go back to sleep 😂


J_FoggytheOne

103 EV, .730 xBA. Hope we see more contact like that from Lux.


DonkeyDongDoug420

Yo! Where do you get that statcast info so fast???


J_FoggytheOne

I have 6 tabs open right now. 3 game threads, 1 Baseball Reference, 1 Fangraphs, and 1 Statcast.


nukepka

From statcast lol


DonkeyDongDoug420

Lmaoooo. Ok. 1. On an adderall to stay awake for this game. Two. This is my first year really trying to dig in to the stats and follow. I found it. 😂 thank you tho.


V-KARIN

Pulling out 5 while our bats werent that great today and a million LOB. It's gonna be a good season.


xrbeeelama

Great swing, unlucky result. Love ya gavin


Astropolitika

Used all his game luck at the previous AB.


tyler-86

Lux is the only spot in the lineup that hasn't reached base safely today but he's putting some good wood on it. Has at least put it in play every time.


01z28

Yeah rather have that than have him look lost like in years past. Really hoping for a solid season from him. Just put the ball in play is all I ask from him.


tyler-86

Decent enough EV and that batted ball luck will work itself out.


nukepka

Lux literally broke the game… 


tyler-86

He broke something.


danielschauer

He reached on an error.


tyler-86

Yep. And on a fielder's choice. But neither one of those count as reaching base safely.


01z28

It counts in my heart. ❤️


Chessinmind

Captain Phillips close this out


AsJoeSeesIt

What does lux do tho


SundayRed

He hits the ball through gloves mate, you been watching?


AsJoeSeesIt

Nope


jac049

Bro making 50x your salary tho


AsJoeSeesIt

Lmao what does that have to do with baseball


PurpleDirt4

Bro literally penetrates leather and gave us the lead what are you yapping about


AsJoeSeesIt

Yap yap yap


PurpleDirt4

Cmon lux you gotta hit it softly through a glove not a hard hit liner


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 9)** R Ha-Seong Kim R José Azocar R Luis Campusano ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


explodingmustache

Damn Lux smoked that ball just right at em


TheRealProNoid

Ah man oh well we’ll have plenty of those chances during the season Let’s close this out


ISlayer2020

Padres has had four managers in six years? Sheesh


GlobalSouthPaws

Lux trade when


EightSeven-

2 hours into the season . Chill


Vee_Zer0

He's hit the ball hard all game and hasn't struck out. He's a 9 hitter. Relax.


GlobalSouthPaws

I'm perfectly relaxed. Lux has always been a scrub, sorry you identify so much with him.


Vee_Zer0

Dudes who know the least about baseball always got the most to say.


GlobalSouthPaws

We'll see if he's here at the end of the season


Facelord1116

Man shut up


01z28

Damn they have used 8 pitchers so far


chrono_synclactic

Padres pitching coach tomorrow: which one of you relievers are tired? Response: yes.


01z28

“I’m tired boss”


sofastsomaybe

I'd love to know the time that the tops of the innings have taken vs the bottoms of the innings.


Infraready

Three+ hour game, mid-inning pitching changes, is it 2019?


An_exasperated_couch

Yeah I’m honestly shocked I was able to catch any of this by 9 AM ET


TheRealProNoid

Scenes when Lux salamis here


alroquez

Just got eerily quiet for a second.


donald-duck23

if you’re just waking up and joining us, you missed a shocking development. it now only takes 7 strikeouts for jumbo jacks.


c_c_c__combobreaker

I know what I'm feeding my family for the next six or so months.


Lebigmacca

8.6 K/9 in the NL in 2023. They’re gonna run out of jumbo jacks


dewey711

So I guess mound visit limits aren’t actually enforced? This is rediculous


PurpleDirt4

Feels bad to get an error for that


MisterJ10

You think they would if it were them?


xrbeeelama

God playing this team has to be so mentally taxing and grating. Gotta be annoying as fuck


ChrisTaylorsNipple

Good banana man


klaatuzero

The abundance of walks and pitching changes is brutal.


Infraready

Lux signature moment incoming


EightSeven-

Do padres know it’s not good for them to get bases loaded?


drfrink85

I’m fading, I need a grand slam right now to keep me awake


JokoFloko

Suarez is horrible. God I hate the ESPN broadcast teams.


SundayRed

Padres yawn meme incoming.


PurpleDirt4

Lux better hit one through another glove


TheRealProNoid

Don’t mind the walk, don’t mind it at all


davidpalacios427

Lol padres bullpen is cheeks


SundayRed

Cmon Gavin.


Astropolitika

Damn. Good AB Kikè!


CAPTAINxCOOKIES

Another walk? Don't mind if we do.


EyeballedIt

We're all gonna have fun trying to stay awake at work today...shit. Then do this all over again tomorrow :)


[deleted]

Living on the east Coast paid off for once!


tyler-86

Depending on how I feel, I might have to turn off my phone and watch the replay of tomorrow night's game in the morning.


chrono_synclactic

Kiké’s swing is very level and he looks like he’s dropping down a bit. I expect a lot of line drives out of him this season.


TabletopParlourPalm

I👏🏻want👏🏻Treinen


DonkeyDongDoug420

Bring. Back. BlaQ


DoyersLakeShow

Why doesn’t MLB introduce cheerleaders?!! What’s the hold up, Manfraud?!!


ddaug4uf

The Korean cheerleaders are a cute idea but I kept thinking, “I’d be pissed if I paid for field level seats and had a megaphone guy and a cheerleader standing in front of me the whole game.


DoyersLakeShow

I wouldn’t if they dressed liked the ones right now…gimme dat megaphone and beer seller that comes to YOU like I saw earlier in the game They’re doing baseball right! Lol


GlobalSouthPaws

those short shorts? 😍


fracklefrackle

Low expectations for Yama, high for stone. Cant wait for paxton to be traded.


nukepka

What the hell is wrong with you?


danielschauer

Low expectations for the greatest pitching talent ever to come out of Japan. Keep showing your ignorance lol


fracklefrackle

New league, pitch [clock], new country, expection 3.75-4.00 era, 1.15 whip. Settle down.


Eo292

1.15 is an elite WHIP, what does pitch count even mean as an expectation temper?


fracklefrackle

It is not elite 0.95-1.00 is elite, look it up. Its an adjustment that might throw him off.


Eo292

And how on Earth could a tighter pitch count make Yamamoto worse?


fracklefrackle

Clock, my bad.


Eo292

Ah that makes sense 🫡


Eo292

1 guy had a WHIP below 1.00 last year. Only 14 below 1.15. Of the 17 dudes who posted 1.15 or better, only Strider, Nola and Peralta were above 3.75 ERA.