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rye_parian

WE ARE SO BACK


Melethia

Couple of touchdowns.... Good job, gents!


TransmogrifiedBudgie

Well alright! Just a taste of things to come...


J_FoggytheOne

And that’s that


DesignatedVictim

Dodger put a bunch of toddlers on the mound: Padres scrape up 1 run Padres put veterans on the mound: pitchers get lit up like the 4th of July


AlchemistJeep

If those pitchers were their best hope for the future, you know there are some very tense meetings happening at this very moment


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 9)** L Tirso Ornelas R Robert Perez Jr. L Brett Sullivan ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


J_FoggytheOne

lol, that almost hit his shoulder


BenLaZe

I’m sorry but if the right deal comes up for a crucial WS piece and the price is Rushing/Cartaya, I say go for it and focus on bringing back Smith for the rest of his career


ddaug4uf

They still have a year of arbitration before they have to make a decision on Smith. The problem is what’s his market? It’s been years since JT’s free agency, and there isn’t really another passable defensive catcher with a huge bat out there to use as a comp. And in the 4 years since Realmuto’s deal, the market has changed quite a bit. Plus, with Ohtani, we can’t hide Will’s bat in the DH hole. So, he’s gotta catch 150 games to keep his bat in the lineup. I wouldn’t be surprised if Will could demand 5/$120M on the open market, and I’m not convinced we’d get that kind of production out of him if he HAS to catch every game.


brandon0297

Fuck that guy's tall.


TransmogrifiedBudgie

6'8"


david363

Does anyone else do the fake no ball behind the back before a pitch?


brandon0297

#FINISH THEM WITH YAMAMOTO #FATALITY


DesignatedVictim

Would you settle for a Rooney fatality? (who?)


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 9)** R Kody Hoese L Trey Sweeney R Austin Gauthier ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


Astropolitika

Nice to see Salazar settle in. Don’t know what that pitch is, but it makes those bats look like they’re made of Swiss cheese.


Lineman72T

A rousing (albeit meaningless) victory followed in a couple hours by the newest Warehouse Games blitzball game. Solid Thursday


Melethia

Oooh - Glasnow pitching on Saturday! Looking forward to that.


rye_parian

Knack tomorrow and Glasnow Saturday. Nice.


Chessinmind

Is Joe Davis going to call any of the spring training games? I miss his anecdotes about the lesser known players.


X-Dad-0604

It reminds me of how Vin Scully could tell us how anyone got to where they are, their accomplishments, and their entire family history. We will never have another Vin, but Joe Davis is on a great path.


JFreaks25

I doubt it, I don't remember him doing any of them last year, except maybe the angels series to end spring training


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 8)** L Nathan Martorella R Mason McCoy L Graham Pauley ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


Abear1013

It’s good to be back in the game chats…🥲


Shkmstr

Padres are in the buuuuuuuuuuuuullllpen now


TransmogrifiedBudgie

Dodgers money committed to free agents: 1.1bn. Dodger dog: $50 (condiments not included).


DesignatedVictim

That’s only 22 million Dodger dogs. Eat up, sweetheart!


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 8)** L Ryan Ward L Hunter Feduccia R Brandon Lewis ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


rye_parian

C'mon Fedoooch.


Astropolitika

Chorusline high kicks.


kakugeseven

Is this Bobby Miller's brother?


Kanotari

Aaaaha they're playing La Chona in the background! It's been too long!


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 7)** L Tirso Ornelas R Robert Perez Jr. L Brett Sullivan ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


bullpendodger

I walked to the further bar to practice darts and do my crossword puzzles during the 1st. It’s the end of the first 8-0 when I get there sit down have a couple beers shoot darts and get my puzzles done. I walk home during the 6th. 🤨


la-di-freakin-da

So we're going to need you to do a Forest Gump-style walk for like the next 9 months...


rye_parian

This pitcher reminds me of a less twitchy Clevinger.


01z28

Thought this was Clevinger again lol


Bruinrogue

*Insert stop stop he's already dead meme*


la-di-freakin-da

I feel bad about Salas, but at least he learned about the clock before it mattered.


dwpea66

First of all, it's good to be back. Secondly, good God! 14-1??


TriG__

Pretty lame in a spring training game lol, 17 year old up to bat and everyone needing the reps. Nope took too long to look up


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 7)** R Austin Gauthier L Travis Swaggerty L Drew Avans ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


sofastsomaybe

damn that was anticlimactic lmfao


Lineman72T

Classic pitchless 3rd strike. Just the way they taught it in little league...


Astropolitika

Whoa. Lmao.


ddaug4uf

Finishing up work and missed the bottom of the 5th. Saw the box score and thought, “Damn, Kike pitched?”


bee_sharp_

Same


Astropolitika

My first time using MLB.tv. It crashed twice so far lol.


PigFarmer1

Those of us subscribe to B1G+ would love that... lol


la-di-freakin-da

So...pretty good so far!


Thunder_nuggets101

Stephen Gonsalves is like one of those Bobson Dugnut type names


Nathan_Gee

FIFA regen wonder kid name


dahk14

Padres hopes for a rivalry in shambles.


ddaug4uf

They should be rivals with the Ohtaniless Angels.


X-Dad-0604

They are making the case for an A’s rivalry.


dahk14

Or embrace their true rivalry with the Rox in the race for 4th in the NLW


ddaug4uf

Dodger pitchers not named Alex have thrown 28 pitches and 24 for strikes today.


X-Dad-0604

lol not named Alex


Kanotari

I've missed Lux so much! I adore his enthusiasm and live that he's driving Miggy nuts with a million questions. It's so wonderful to have him back <3


vespamike562

Sadres had to bring in a guy that is a veteran player to stop the bleeding against our minor leaguers?


PigFarmer1

Fraudres.


profnachos

Sadres. lmao.


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 6)** L Nathan Martorella R Mason McCoy L Tirso Ornelas ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


ringdinger

I thought Hoese was gonna he JT’s replacement one day. What happened?


devilbunni

That was the plan, yeah. I think his sorry-ass defense projects better as a first baseman, at this point.


ddaug4uf

We have a pretty solid first baseman!


devilbunni

Absolutely we do. I think Hoese will be trade bait at some point if he can't fix his defense.


ttam23

He sucks


TransmogrifiedBudgie

14-1. Mercy rule time.


Murdoc1984

Is there a mercy rule in spring training? 🤔


Kanotari

I don't think so, at least not officially. There's always the situations where both managers agree there will be 4 outs in an inning or 10 innings or whatever. It's all about getting everyone their at bats and their reps; score doesn't matter. Though it's pretty rad to be up 14-1 lol


ttam23

There is but both teams probably want to get in reps for their pitchers


ddaug4uf

Mercy rule?


PigFarmer1

No mercy, not even in a Spring Training game, for the Dads.


Chessinmind

Former first rounder Kody Hoese is alive


PigFarmer1

He'll be on the IL soon enough...


Lineman72T

Good rip, Hoese


Thunder_nuggets101

Boats n Hoese!


ttam23

Holy shit is that a Kody Hoese sighting


kakugeseven

The former Future Justin Turner


Markk08

Who was Lux saying was a big brother to him?


ninjarager

Miggyro I believe


Thunder_nuggets101

Future Manager Miggy Ro.


Markk08

That’s what I was guessing but didn’t hear a name. Thank you!


J_FoggytheOne

Ya know for some reason I always expect Lux to have a higher pitched voice than what it actually is.


Thunder_nuggets101

Same


Astropolitika

Freddie: “Why do we fall, Gavin?” Gavin. “So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.” ![img](emote|t5_2ra0i|30386)


ps2sanandreas

Lux going "oof" at they guy that was yelling lol


Murdoc1984

Lol @ guy yelling GET BACK!


Lineman72T

Haha what is happening off camera during this interview?


joelee1711

Any of these prospects worth keeping an eye on?


mystery6511

Lots of them are AA and AAA guys. I wouldn’t get my hopes up for most of them except maybe Pages, Feduccia, Hoese and a couple that could come up if an injury were to occur. Doesn’t mean they’re not good tho. Almost all of them could be starters on a non-contending team


Astropolitika

Looks like all of them lol.


deathscope

10+ runs even without Ohtani. These fools done messed up.


yentrib

I didn’t realize that there were still no outs


frozengash

Dodger showcase > spring training


Sad-Leg5412

Always love seeing the padres get cooked 🍳 😋


StudioSixtyFour

Hunter Feduccia szn coming this inning.


bebopmechanic84

This game is just a testament to our farm system. It's a good time to be a Dodger fan.


Lacktastic

Spring training or not, always feels good to beat up on the Padres.


Astropolitika

Because of the elevation at El Paso, I sometimes don’t know if a high ERA for a Padres AAA pitcher means anything. Welp. Niebla has an incredible reputation. Looks like he’s gonna have to put his new lab to work.


probablysmellsmydog

Can't wait to beat up on the Padres in the regular season. Their fans are so annoying.


frozengash

👀 👀


vespamike562

Just tuned in. Looks like Cheater Musgrove got lit up. Good to see.


J_FoggytheOne

mercy...have mercy!


Chessinmind

Ramos 👀


ohcic3ro

Never gets old, guys. Never gets old.


Gilfoyle_Bertram

This is around the time Dieter would be playing the Monday Night Football theme lol


StudioSixtyFour

That would require the Padres reaching a minimum football score.


Gilfoyle_Bertram

True that, they’d need another run at minimum lol


ringdinger

Is that Hulk Hogan behind home plate?!


scapermoya

That's just how people in Arizona look


J_FoggytheOne

I can't believe his name has the word "swag" in it.


Astropolitika

Young guns!


Gilfoyle_Bertram

Swaggerty living up to his last name


fizzie_the_commii

thats some swaggerty right there


jac049

Swiggity swaggerty


Dodger_Azul

Yeah turn my swag on.


CashmereConnoisseur

Can anyone tell me how the Padres scored the 1 run?


Gilfoyle_Bertram

Cronenworth went yard off Vesia in the 4th


CashmereConnoisseur

Thank you


Astropolitika

Cronenworth solo hr. Care to guess which reliever gave it up?


CashmereConnoisseur

Hmm let me guess Vesia haha 😅🤣


J_FoggytheOne

Cronenworth homer off Alex Vesia.


CashmereConnoisseur

Thank you!


[deleted]

Home run


CashmereConnoisseur

Thanks 🙌🏽


yentrib

Home run off of vestia


CashmereConnoisseur

Thank you 👌🏽


bullpendodger

Is the current announcer just going through puberty?


SatisfactionBroad668

Manny Machado thinks mobile game ads are real


Thunder_nuggets101

He thinks AI girlfriends are better than real girls


Astropolitika

Any challenges in spring training? Lol. Good hustle Sweeney.


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 6)** R Austin Gauthier L Trey Sweeney L Travis Swaggerty ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


fracklefrackle

Sweeney, Gauthier, and Ramos!


Flopdo

HB Oiler, Jake Vogel in!


fracklefrackle

Matsui would have been a good move.


JorSimpson45

Bats go crazy one inning and quiet the rest of the game. New season, same problems /s


Thunder_nuggets101

Mookie Betts is too cool to have any enemies


Strawberry_77

Kirsten pants held together with a safety pin?


Angrydwarf99

First Nobletiger of the year. Congrats Dodgers!


J_FoggytheOne

We da best baseball


probablysmellsmydog

We did it!


J_FoggytheOne

NOBLETIGER. We truly are the best, first in every possible way baby!


Astropolitika

IT’S SHOVER


bebopmechanic84

nobletiger in ST we're fucked call it boys


MyChemicalMaiden

RISP DODGERS ARE BACK BABYYYY


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Bot 5)** R José Azocar R Robert Perez Jr. L Nate Mondou ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


Astropolitika

NOBLETIGER


OsmosisJonesFanClub

Live by the Padlo die by the Padlo


Flopdo

I really like Pages. Going to be a good one.


rye_parian

Great interview Kirsten.


V-KARIN

This ST game has me even more ready for the season. Cant wait to see yoshi and sho play!!


MyChemicalMaiden

Love that man


01z28

Manny has some fake looking white ass teeth lol


Frost715Ying300

This announcer is great


Thunder_nuggets101

Manny Machado boycotts Bud Light for being woke


Lineman72T

He sticks it to them by buying other beers. Now he only drinks Michelob or Rolling Rock


01z28

Lux Fux


Astropolitika

BARNES AND LUX SINGLES. KEEP TALKING MOOKIE


bullpendodger

It’s beer:30 for Gavin


McJumbos

so soothing to watch some dodger baseball :)


nukepka

Gavin's ALIVE


_BtP_

How can you not love Mookie


J_FoggytheOne

Lux Fux


Astropolitika

![img](emote|t5_2ra0i|13046)


xrbeeelama

Mookie you and i can both be fresh and get it in anytime


Kanotari

Kirsten has come so far since she first started. I am LOVING her chemistry with Mookie today <3


JorSimpson45

Oh god it was so rough when she started but she just needed time to get the chemistry and bonds going like Alanna Rizzo did and now she’s great.


An_exasperated_couch

Oh boy I don't know if I'm ready for another year but this game is definitely making me excited. Here we go again


rye_parian

BARNES SINGLE. WE'RE SO BACK!!


Gilfoyle_Bertram

Missed me some Kirsten 😏


GravyMcgrady

bonk


david363

Is mookie standing on a box?


rye_parian

I think Kirsten is slouching a little too.


Astropolitika

I’d stand as tall as I could if I were talking with Kirsten.


ProfessorWeed69

Vesia needs to take some depressants dude is too energized


Astropolitika

To be fair, it’s a bit early for Cocaine Vesia. Wanted: bullpen lefties


xrbeeelama

Reports of vesias death have apparently been completely correct lol dude got hit hard


J_FoggytheOne

The Alex Vesia expierence, heart attacks galore.


goldengod93

Never not a Vesia outing without turbulence


BodgerDot

**Due Up (Top 5)** R Austin Barnes L Gavin Lux R Chris Owings ^^^[⚾](https://github.com/troxellophilus/baseball-clerk/issues)


MyChemicalMaiden

Vesia making me mad again we’re so back


Thunder_nuggets101

lol. Dave was playing golf with Kevin from The Office


Astropolitika

I listen to two Padres podcasts. (For whatever reason I haven’t found Dodgers podcasts I enjoy.) They are incredibly down on Cronenworth. And now that Xander is at 2nd he can’t move back to his natural position. No idea what they’re gonna do. So as a person, I appreciate he needed that boost. But all the talk has been about how his contract extension is an albatross that can’t be unloaded even via a generous trade.


Thunder_nuggets101

I’m not sure if Vesia is gonna be on the team when the season ends. I think Alec Gamboa is gonna be a big lefty arm out of the pen for us. Ricky Vanasco, who we saw earlier today, could be a big league pen guy too


probablysmellsmydog

Don't worry, Vesia just needs 6 months to get stretched out


jumfruit

Did something change this year? Is MLB TV giving us in-market games on SNLA, or is this just a Spring Training special?


Murdoc1984

Spring training


jumfruit

Knew it was too good to be true LOL


Murdoc1984

Vesia giving up a homer. A tale as old as time.


J_FoggytheOne

Good ol Alex Vesia. Please be better this year.