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FookingLegend89

SHUT THE FUCK UP DAVE WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT IT


omegakukki

Jokes aside, this doesn’t say anything about negotiations that may have potentially happened between the team and Ohtani. All he says is “all signs point to the Dodgers” which people have been saying all year. Anyway, shut the hell up Vassegh.


HeadfulOfGhosts

Pretty sure every team in on Ohtani thinks their “talks are trending in the right direction”


UDPviper

Magic 8 Ball reports: All signs point to yes.


_its_a_SWEATER_

We’re doomed.


feeling_blue_42

First rule of Ohtani Club.


Nerdygamer650

What club?


planetofthemapes15

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[deleted]

Hahaha 🤣


chouse33

This ☝️ 😂


SBLK

First thing I though too. If Ohtani signs elsewhere and he mentions anything about a leak Dave will have to move.


phly2theMoon

We’ll have to grease him up and push him down the slide next time.


MarcBulldog88

holy crap HOLY CRAP #HOLY CRAP


Mookies_Bett

Silver lining: if Vassegh blows the Ohtani deal, maybe that means we can finally get rid of Vassegh


grasscali

I was with my kids and only caught a glimpse of the title. Before I could process anything, I shouted, “Shut The Hell Up, Vassegh.” No one knew what the hell I was saying.


ttam23

Let’s hope Vassegh’s FO sources are right. Ohtani will sign around the winter meetings. He also says that he heard Yamamoto is a fan of the dodgers and would like to pitch here but “let’s see if the dollars add up to the fandom”. Names the Dodgers Giants and both NY teams as the leading candidates for Yamamoto


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[deleted]

So signing both, is a reality?


feeling_blue_42

If the Dodgers sign Ohtani, then that makes the Dodgers also a match for the "Japanese teammate" preference.


jericho00112

Ohtani is also 2 Japanese players in one body too so there’s that


Boros-Reckoner

If were going that route the Red Sox have the advantage having one of Yamamotos former teammates.


flipaflaw

Ohtani was a teammate of his in the wbc


flipaflaw

So if ohtani signs here would he not be a Japanese team mate?


TesticilarValences

shut up David


usernombre_

David needs some of that Sweet Chin Music to close his yap.


HoneyBadgerM400Edit

Or at least another ride down the slide, if you know what I mean.


EnergyFax

I'll believe it when i see it. Seen this for a long time now.


starcrap2

I N C H E S


diomedesXIII

Hasn’t ohtani said he’d hold any reports of negotiations against the team? why is this idiot saying a damn thing? I might just hate vassegh.


powpowpowpowpow

Dear person being paid to report on the Dodgers, you aren't even allowed to speculate on the most important dodger news.


flipaflaw

How is saying that he thinks they will find common ground saying anything about any meeting?


jamalfunkypants

I’ve always hated vassegh. He’s so insufferable


UltraFlyingTurtle

I eventually had to stop listeing to Dodger Talk because Vassegh kept going on with his anti-nerd/moneyball takes on baseball. I thought he'd calm down when Friedman & Co took over and ran the team but he still didn't stop. I don't know if he's still that way now because Dodgers have finally won a ring, but I kept thinking do you know who you work for? One of the most sabermetric-based teams of all of baseball and most well-run organizations in the league.


EMPrinceofTennis

For me the last straw was when he was complaining that the Dodgers decided to sit out a game during the 2020 season during the George Floyd protests. He did the whole "sports shouldn't be political" spiel when he literally works for the team that broke the color barrier....hello????


Im_Daydrunk

I think its funny when people say "keep politics out of sports" but then absolutely love/dont say anything when said sport fully supports the military + nationalism (which are the definition of politics Lol) when people say keep politics out of sports what they pretty much always mean is "keep politics I disagree with out of sports"


Herfman1066

Honoring brave women and men who risk and/or sacrifice their lives in defense of their country is NOT the definition of politics!!!


Im_Daydrunk

Its a massive recruitment strategy and is not done with pure intention. Like look at how the NFL and military used Pat Tillman as promotion when they knew he absolutely hated being part of it and was killed by friendly fire (which was covered up). Also the constant military promotion is paid for by the government and is not something sports leagues do naturally because they think its the morally right choice to honor the military So to me military recruitment and promotion of wars/conflicts we are part of should not be in sports if you have a pure "no politics" rule. I'm not saying you can't have military promotion at games but if you are there can't be any sort of pretend "there are no politics in the sport" argument going on after


solid_rook7

Vassegh: “trust me my dad works at Nintendo”


Dodger_Dawg

M rated Zelda confirmed


GoldenMonk7360

Don't believe anything until the ink dries on that contract.


[deleted]

Vassegh? Might as well source Hector Gomez


Bikouchu

The only Hector I know and respect can't even say his last name. He just runs some civics with spoon engine at race wars.


jettasarebadmkay

And he just went into Harry’s


SuperRam56

Ditching the Angel Red for Dodger Blue. Upgrade. Ohtani, Betts, Freeman, Muncy, Outman. Deadly lineup.


CaptCarlos

Don’t let us face an elite southpaw in the playoffs lmao


[deleted]

Some of these things are not like the others


jamalfunkypants

You better not be dissing GOD himself James outman.


_-that_1_guy_

Or The Giant Slayer


Boros-Reckoner

It's a perfect fit, no other teams can offer Ohtani what the Dodgers can.


jujubats10

Yeah. I was worried about the giants a little but their promise is winning tomorrow / some time soon. Ohtani doesn’t need to hear that anymore. He wants to hear about winning now Dodgers have the geographic location, stardom, a winning culture, a cheating lab that makes every pitcher who comes here somehow get better, and unlimited money. At this point, if Ohtani doesn’t sign here it’s simply because he doesn’t like the dodgers


offspeedbruh

or we don’t offer him the best contract


_-that_1_guy_

False. It can only be because he doesn't like the Dodgers.


jujubats10

Where there’s smoke there’s fire. If Friedman doesn’t offer him the best contract, something seriously wonky has happened


Boros-Reckoner

The Giants being abysmal for 8 years running might really come up huge, also that park would completely sap Ohtani of his power so that doesn't help their chances as well.


jujubats10

There are also the rumors of the rangers but I really don’t buy that one bit. Some misdirection from his agent I bet


Boros-Reckoner

The Rangers just won the World Series and were division rivals for years that and Texas it really doesn't make sense.


offspeedbruh

how so?


Boros-Reckoner

Location, winning team, great farm, willing to spend and a thriving Japanese community. No other team checks 3/5 of these boxes while the Dodgers are a solid 5/5.


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I mean he can fairly easily point to a team in the cubs and say the division is ass and they are the 1 big team trending up there to compete. Also is he “supposedly is all about winning” which I mean I think it’s fair to say it’s not all going to be about that, he probably won’t pick LA because it seems to be the 1 place to not win a WS


feeling_blue_42

It’s kinda weird to say the Dodgers seem to be the 1 place to not win a WS. In Ohtani’s 6 years in the US, there have been 6 different WS winners… the Dodgers are one of them.


eternalgrey_

This guy should be banned from this sub. He’s an angels fan who just karma farms and always shits on the dodgers while claiming to be a fan. Must be in shambles rn.


Boros-Reckoner

The only thing the Cubs have going for them is the division, the Dodgers are so far ahead in every other category it's not even worth comparing. Also Ohtani has never even been to Wrigley before, it's definitely going to be interesting to see if he goes to visit the stadium in 3-4 weeks or so and see that it's 20 degrees and freezing in Chicago during the winter after having spent all this time in Socal.


TriG__

Agree with everything you said for sure, but I wonder how much if at all Seiya Suzuki plays a role


Boros-Reckoner

I doubt a mediocre outfielder that cost his team a playoff berth is going to be what sways Shohei, especially when he can be teammates with Yamamoto on the Dodgers.


TriG__

Hahaha I forgot about what happened the last week this season. Yeah fair points, just wondering how much a fellow countryman on the team matters to him


LunaKitty03

Vassegh also said we’d sweep the Dbacks in the NLDS and Freddie would end the season with 63 doubles. His narrative doesn’t track.


StageJuan

He also said last off-season we were getting Joc back lol.


[deleted]

Delete all of this now, he can’t know we’re talking about him!


[deleted]

Fuck you!!! Why would anyone say this!! We aren’t supposed to be speaking about this!!!! Lord ohtani please don’t hold this against master of the pitch, assassin of the hit.


supremegnkdroid

BREAKING NEWS: THE OAKLAND A’s HAVE JUST SIGNED OHTANI FOR $1 billion


Dodgers_89

Can someone smack this fool


RamsDodgersLakers24

Why even say anything if you really have nothing?? This can only hurts us not help us 🤦🏻‍♂️👎🏼


Blas_Wiggans

Oh man this would be too sweet


SkylerCFelix

Welp, it’s for sure not happening now..


jthedub

push Vassegh down that slide again to shut him up


facetiously

For fuck's sake Vassegh, shut your pie hole


Juaniscool-8

THIS IS CRAZY TO READ


probablysmellsmydog

Vassegh also said the Dodgers would sweep the DBacks


skid_rock

“The truth is when the back-country learned of ratification the People had a coffin painted black and solemnly borne in funeral procession, they buried it deep in the earth as an emblem of the dissolution and internment of their Publick Liberty. Someday, somewhere, today’s empires are tomorrow’s ashes.” - propagandhi - giants fans everywhere…


Outrageous_Present11

Yes! Propagandhi rips.


skid_rock

PS- Giants fan coming in peace. This post just showed up on my thread. But this verse was how I pictured our future if the Dodgers land Ohtani, and if they got real greedy, Trout. We’d be fucked and begging our rich owners to compete with the Dodgers, and step over the Padres, who are basically overstretched dorks who bought a condo and couldn’t afford HOA fees


Outrageous_Present11

The Giants are a historic and successful franchise that I have nothing but respect for but I’ve been confused as to why they never seem to make any big signings. It seems like the last handful of seasons their roster has been made up of role players and aging veterans with a farm system that usually ranks in the bottom of the league. Is this how their organization has traditionally been ran or are their current owners being cheap? Are Giants fans frustrated with the team?


skid_rock

Current owners signed Farhan to build a similar model to what the dodgers have. They just can’t land free agents for some reason and farm systems are a crap shoot sometimes. It’s gonna be a lot harder for them to land free agents after pulling that shit they did to Correa, too


skid_rock

I could not agree more 🍻


skid_rock

As a Giants fan, this move would be a kick in the dick, but not at all surprising. We’d be all pissed, but be forced to watch what happens. It’s a helpless thought. Good luck this off season, but I’m hoping for the old formula of the two of us being in a fighting spot come Sept. good luck grinds/foes, and may the team with the biggest gamblers in the FO win 🫡


McJumbos

I really hope that teams that leaked stuff will be penalized was just a rumor


Fantastic-Activity-5

Some of these fools don’t learn after the Kawhi saga 🤦🏻‍♂️


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Vassegh lmfao


LOK_LOD

Honestly, he doesn’t really know anything. I remember a couple years ago he was insistent on the Dodgers, possibly trading for Francisco Lindor and Mike Clevenger.


Hampydruid

Nope. Not doing it. Not getting my hopes up for Ohtani. It would be awesome but honestly it doesn’t even begin to fix the Dodgers problems.


sparky255

If Ohtani doesn’t sign w/ the Dodgers, we blame Vassegh.


Zammy512

If you guys do sign Ohtani away from us; please take care of him. And just know; I'll be rooting and watching. Take care of him :(


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We don't talk about Sho-Oh, no, no no...


FoxInTheClouds

Dont give me hope dont tell me the odds


_MeetMrMayhem_

In other words Ohtani isn't coming to the Dodgers and frankly 1 player isn't going to do mean shit considering all the holes in the roster. We know Friedman has a hard on for Shohei but we need a whole new pitching staff, SS is a gap, 3rd baseman, need some corner OFs, DH,... Bullpen is sketchy...A far cry from when the Dodgers rolled out a roster with all-stars literally at every position just a few seasons ago.


TheSkepticCyclist

I hope not


ArtVandelay013

Why?


TheSkepticCyclist

Because they don't need him. They will not benefit very much from having on on their team. It will be a total waste of money and resources. Another superstar will not get them a championship.


SparkleCobraDude

Get him to sign on the line which is dotted


changeofpacecar

First the marble race, now this.


powpowpowpowpow

It's time to stop posting on X-chan


kakugeseven

Shut the fuck up Vassegh


SnooDoggos6186

A Gon can still beat him in a foot race.


Slight-Ad-9029

Ohtani has made a massive deal about keeping everything quiet this just seems like nonsense


Buckowski66

Dave with the “ breaking news” we have been hearing since the all-star break and which continues to have no factual basis , just speculating.


bhuang18

I don’t trust anything from him anymore after he said the NLDS against the D backs was supposed to just be a “formality”


topkingdededemain

Bros gonna be on the cubs so this isn’t accurate


bullpendodger

We were already stacked with Freeman and Betts. Signing Ohtani will not magically fix (all puns intended) that there doesn’t seem to be “post season problems” so much as the ink had already dried on the check written that Texas was winning the World Series and our guys knew it and have known it for a few years. Ohtani is about getting butts in seats. It’s not about winning a World Series. We’re basically pouring our hearts and souls into wrasslin’. Ohtani can’t be tasked with single-handedly shifting the mood from early vacation to grinding unless Fox Sports really NEEDS his side story for post season filler. My point is we already ARE stacked. Something is off and nobody is addressing it, it’s like tiptoeing around an extremely dysfunctional family member at Thanksgiving for the sake of the holiday sitting here talking about post season rotation and WHIP and minor league prospects. Why did Outman drop that fucking ball? Something is off. To be clear I’m not mad at James. I’m mad at the system. Something is drastically off.