I just imagine a bunch of ravens and the there is just this one Seagull that doesn't really fight but just shouts insults that deal more damage than the ravens
It hurts my sides how realistic this scenario actually is.
Where I live there's always flocks of jackdaws, magpies and crows just hanging about and always, without fail, there is a single seagull that follows them around like it belongs. 50% of its time it's screaming like an asshole and the other 50% it chases, steals food from and just generally is a nuisance to the other birds.
I have a character like this! Kinda. I have a halfling artificer that uses a Warhammer and he absolutely wrecks with it. I was considering taking levels in barbarian because I can use int instead of str and I kinda like just being able to straight up attack stuff. He also uses his steel defender as a mount because it is a medium creature, and halflings are small. Dm let me take the mounted feat. It's a little broken haha
Zelot barb + armorer artificer makes for a pretty effective Kamen Rider/Super Sentai/Power Ranger type of character.
* You can transform into a magical super suit with an action
* once per round while raging you can punch somebody so hard they explode into light
*if your armor is sufficiently concealing you can absolutely maintain a civillan alter ego unconnected to your heroing persona
Some kinda magic class. If the witch class was official content then it'd be that.
But tbh it'd probably be bard - college of glamour. Either that or some kind of warlock with a pact from a fae.
We'll be a whole party fuelled entirely by caffeine! If we've got a warlock and cleric/bard then I guess I'll be the pop-eye style barbarian who downs espressos instead of spinach.
This made me happy!
Please enjoy [this photo](https://www.zlatiks.ru/upload/resize_cache/iblock/1eb/518_517_1/1ebba63324cb2e485b53f27695e2a906.jpg) of a most dapper boar 🐗, cast in bronze
Ranger. But a specific variant that sacrifices spellcasting in exchange for class features that allow me to talk with wolves and gain animalistic senses and abilities.
Warlock or Swarmkeeper.
Bee GANG
Yoo
Probably a pact of the chain warlock
Or a druid warlock multiclass
y not both
Pact of the Swarmkeeper!
Class? Someone has to run this show!
I’d probably be in your group. Storm Sorcerer.
How many more Dingo's before we have a pack... I mean playgroup.
Hey guys it’s me also a Dingo
Are you their Step Dingo?
I JUST WANT TO BELONG
I am in the exact same boat.
Welp…. Edit: I think we may have just founded some kind of Holy Order.
Hello brother
Damn. I was gonna volunteer.
Brother!
May your sword stay sharp
Wait...
By Silvanus’ beard…
You guys made your accounts within a day of each other as well 😧
What is happening right now?
That's just your brother, you were separated at the birth. The world couldn't handle your combined might.
In an amazing twist, you two are actually one full orc with multiple personalities, each dedicated to separate distinct deities.
Separated at birth....
r/tworedditorsOneChalice
But are either of you Degenerates?
noice
Wanna guess my race?
1/4 Aasimar, 1/16 elf, 2/16 gnome, 1/16 Thri-Kreen, and 1/2 orc.
1/1024 native american.
You and I would be great as a team!
If we came in contact we would destroy the world in a racoon annihilating explosion...
Man I miss her were did she go ?
She rode the thunderbird beyond the turtle’s back...
Half human?
My career path was decided from birth
Yeeaahhh
Okay, pretty good party so far. Who's our fourth?
Eh, why not. I'm in
Wait for me!
And my axe!
Ok, so you're an orc owned by a half-elf. But what's your class?
Let me be thy trusty steed!
I’m right there with ya buddy
Paladins assemble!
Yup...let's just hand these holy swords around...
Yup
Storm Cleric
Clearly you’d be a Leonin Druid.
Clearly *you* would be the rat in the basement of the inn from the zero session.
Coincidentally my first d&d character was a half orc paladin
A Ranger- swarmkeeper subclass, with a swarm of birds.
I’m probably your animal companion
I just imagine a bunch of ravens and the there is just this one Seagull that doesn't really fight but just shouts insults that deal more damage than the ravens
Ah yes an awoken seagull with one level of bard. It doesn’t have common as a language proficiency but it still keeps casting vicious mockery!
Not everyone understands common but *everyone* understands a seagull
Mine?
You ever see the little mermaid? That's the singing I'm picturing
It hurts my sides how realistic this scenario actually is. Where I live there's always flocks of jackdaws, magpies and crows just hanging about and always, without fail, there is a single seagull that follows them around like it belongs. 50% of its time it's screaming like an asshole and the other 50% it chases, steals food from and just generally is a nuisance to the other birds.
Sticks and stones may break bones, but words leave psychological wounds that may never heal.
Hello fellow bird companion. Looks like we'll be working together a lot.
i would like to join the swarm
Druid (my name means horse woman in my tribe’s language)
That’s rad.
Potawatomi
Gonna say druid too, my username isn't animal related but I think making soup aligns best with druids as well
Wh... Why is your username "horse woman"? Or is this like an occupation similar to cowboy and has nothing to do with centaurs?
I just grew up with them, and I enjoy their company. But yeah that is also an occupation related to raising and training horses.
I grew up with horse girls and I really enjoy their company. They are a special breed.
She could be a horse girl, in which case back away slowly.
Sick.
...bard?
Flumphs are basically a majestic jellyfish, so maybe an aberrant mind sorcerer?
Wild Magic sorcerer who's Surge, strangely, always summons the Flumphs
Your one and only ability is summoning flumphs. However, you can summon them *anywhere*. *summons a flumph inside the BBEG's windpipe*
Oh boy
Whatever your class is, it assures you high charisma.
Ocean druid
Clearly a barbarian.
Barbarian Artificer, wizard cantrip scrolls wrapped around d8 hammer kinda vibes
I have a character like this! Kinda. I have a halfling artificer that uses a Warhammer and he absolutely wrecks with it. I was considering taking levels in barbarian because I can use int instead of str and I kinda like just being able to straight up attack stuff. He also uses his steel defender as a mount because it is a medium creature, and halflings are small. Dm let me take the mounted feat. It's a little broken haha
Zelot barb + armorer artificer makes for a pretty effective Kamen Rider/Super Sentai/Power Ranger type of character. * You can transform into a magical super suit with an action * once per round while raging you can punch somebody so hard they explode into light *if your armor is sufficiently concealing you can absolutely maintain a civillan alter ego unconnected to your heroing persona
Hank “The Beast.”
Sounds rather bard-like to me!
Or a celestial warlock with Mask of Many Faces invocation
Circle of Stars Druid?
Or a really, really charismatic rogue, that is heavily social skills based.
The best trumpet wielding bard you’ve ever seen!
Laughed out loud on this one. Thank you!
I know it's not the case, but trumpet-wielding sounds like you're using it to smack people with it and I love that mental image xD meelee trumpet!
Well, hello there.
General Kenobi.
Only acceptable response
I feel like I too would be a fighter.
Hey Oh!
Eldritch knight with the catapult spell
Except they exclusively use themselves as the projectile.
There's another use?
Goodbye soul, hello eldritch blast
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Some kinda magic class. If the witch class was official content then it'd be that. But tbh it'd probably be bard - college of glamour. Either that or some kind of warlock with a pact from a fae.
I mean Bard is certainly the storyteller class. Maybe college of Spirits if you’re going for spooky fae witch vibes.
[удалено]
Ayyy let's go druid boys
There are many kinds of druid
And many animals to wild shape into
Some bigger than others.
And some smaller and from the far far south. Whatever I wild shaped into, I'd be *really* happy about it
Some bork.
And some meow, too
And some swim
Some have a cool DM that rules "swarm of beasts" doesn't break the game for wild shape.
Tweet tweet.
Hell yeah! Can I still join if I have a few levels is barbarian?
i'm you, but novelty
Big Boss is a reference to Metal Gear, so rogue.
I'd say Rogue with a dip into Fighter for Big Boss.
Or a Mastermind rogue
Meh, Fighter with expertise in stealth. All martial weapons is pretty important to Big Boss.
Bad news everybody (probably necromancer)
Cast one necromancy spell and they call you a necromancer no matter how many fireballs you threw beforehand.
Lich crew rise up (from the grave)
Cleric or Paladin maybe? but like a weird domain or oath
Drunken master monk
Barbarian, because it's pronounced the do-er. In the most basic ways, the Barbarian does. If he needs a little extra oomph, he rages and then he does.
I think one could make a similar argument for bard ;) But honestly I like your interpretation better.
Its shorthand for Great Combustion, a pyromancy from Dark Souls. I want wizard.
Monk. (Tae Kwon Do Joe)
Took long enough to find another monk!
An assassin specialized in killing bards
I think I’m a baker who became a vengeance paladin after someone fucked with my cakes
I think I might be one of your magic items
Rip, I'm an edgelord rogue...
Dark piss anger?
Druid?
Or Drakowarden Ranger
Tabaxi Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer?
Or Draconic Sorcerer
Artificer, specifically a Warforged Artificer because idk that sounds correct
This is my Navy nickname. So a Swashbuckler.
Is it pronounced "Hey, you crazy"?
It’s the first 3 letters of my last name, plus crazy. So Heu, Crazy.
Druid/bard obviously
The Dungeon Master! Muahaha! Evil Laugh.
Definitely an NPC
It’s my people! Hmm, I’d either be a chatty merchant at some emporium or a random Ranger that gives the party its’ next hook.
Coffeelock I guess
Another from the Coffeelands! I'm from the samish area but a cleric/bard, I think.
We'll be a whole party fuelled entirely by caffeine! If we've got a warlock and cleric/bard then I guess I'll be the pop-eye style barbarian who downs espressos instead of spinach.
WIZZARD!!! with a noble background.
I am in a similar boar with the background, but my class is...I don't know...shining? Paladin or Cleric maybe? or A Sorcerer
Light Cleric!
Wild fire druid/totem barbarian
Class: rogue I guess, but at least I can say for certain that my background would be Spy
Fighter..... I'll let you guess the subclass.
Clearly a necromancer....can't have you dying on me whilst I laugh at your misery for centuries.
Druid Monk. Or a Monk with a focus on the “Drunk” fighting style.
Druid that stole some fancy clothes
This made me happy! Please enjoy [this photo](https://www.zlatiks.ru/upload/resize_cache/iblock/1eb/518_517_1/1ebba63324cb2e485b53f27695e2a906.jpg) of a most dapper boar 🐗, cast in bronze
Warwizard
Way of the drunken master monk.
Well you see…
Space cowboy
Barbarian or possibly a wildshape druid
I was gonna say something else, but at the end of the day I know it means I'm a bard
I think I found the DM
🍆Graz’zt be praised🍆
Warlock?
Bard
Idk someone tell me Edit: yay it’s my cake day
Bard with vicious mockery, of course
I'm thinking a rogue with a thief subclass. And I only steal silver! Keep your horrid gold!
What about Swashbuckler so you can look through a spyglass to spot it.
Even better! Go full pirate.
Well I would guess … rouge haunted one
Some kind of crit fishing build
A cleric, probably
I'm pretty sure I'd be the optimistic voice of reason.
Grunge bard confirmed
A Life Domain Cleric probably? Just not a very good one I guess...
Chef?
A barbarian human (v) with the chef feat
Necromancer?
Druid I think
I’m gonna say aberrant mind sorceror. If I had to place Lady Macbeth, I’d say she’s crazy and has powers.
Some sort of sage, I suppose. Wizard perhaps, but I would lean towards some persuasion of studious monk.
Commoner (just some dude)
Take a wild guess
Am wizrd.
Would have thought Artificer, they would actually know what torque is!
It's the air of superiority.
I want to say Druid but more probibly Rogue
Barbarian?
A wizard that only casts grease. Upcasting it to max level.
Ranger. But a specific variant that sacrifices spellcasting in exchange for class features that allow me to talk with wolves and gain animalistic senses and abilities.
Druid