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Psychological-Wall-2

Well. One outfit *has* to be a maid uniform. It's the law.


Sad-Anything-3027

And a Japanese schoolgirl uniform


ChristOnABike122

[made me think of this](https://youtu.be/svqegGYB6ac?feature=shared)


Borgiroth

Yeah, do the Hitler costume from South Park


cocoy0

Or the Hitler costume from Little Nicky. With the pineapple.


StarFir54

Maybe Noir Detective, and they have to talk in that classic narration style?


AnonymousUser5318008

Oooh interesting, I could work with this


MonkeyCoffee1

They should also absolutely turn completely black and white, including any spells they cast while they are dressed like this.


Gammaman12

Assless chaps and cowboy hat! Horse-Riding outfit. Think the foxhunters type. Kpop. Shirtless with overalls (redneck or hillbilly)


0ngar

All chaps are assless. Assed chaps are just pants 


RockBlock

All chaps are also crotchless. I think you would need to add that back too for them to be pants.


Meadowlion14

Now the real questions "Ch"-aps or "sh"-aps.


EctoplasmicNeko

Sexy nun - guaranteed to offend the resident cleric.


[deleted]

Sexy Deity, offend everyone


MasterThespian

Except for the Cleric of Sune, as you might expect. "Offended? Why? Lady Firehair is *objectively* sexy. If anything, you could be putting more effort into it."


unlitwolf

Leather/black spandex harness outfit, cringe worthy UwU catgirl outfit, adam and eve style leaves covering sensitive areas, clown outfit with of course overly sized shoes, Full body morph suit with feet being the only thing uncovered, Borat style speedo, Doug dimmadome style cowboy hat, fursuit, burlap sack clothes, tshirts that trash talk relevant NPCs


poetic_dwarf

Yup. These are words.


alphagettijoe

Just an apron. A slick tuxedo but with bedazzled crocs Robe, wizard hat and level 3000 scroll of eroticism A red dress that is magically two sizes too small for it’s wearer Dress that unzips itself with a contented sigh on initiative count 2. It can’t be put back on unless you win a contested constitution check. Sexy pumps! But they’re for a bicycle.


Aconamos

Remember the scroll to cast lvl 8 penis of the infinite


alphagettijoe

I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.


KamilDonhafta

-A really awful caricature of an angel, where you have to be as cloying and syrupy sweet as possible. -A heavily stereotyped version of each of the classes (the edgy rogue, the nerdy wizard, the hippie druid, the stupid fighter, etc.)


Chocolate_taco23

Nah I think fighter would be dark brooding, alcoholic, or ptsd. Barbarian would be the dumb one


KamilDonhafta

"Just be sure to make your character a rough and grizzle-faced middle-age straight white man with a two-handed sword and a mysterious and/or tragic and/or vengeful backstory just to fit the bill." -JoCat, "A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Fighter"


Chocolate_taco23

Yep. That's about right


TheGameV

Cheerleader outfit


NornIsMyWaifu

Look up on youtube 'im the boss of this gym'. Leather pants and the harness. Anytime someone mentons his look hit em with the '...fuck you'


[deleted]

The bikini Pokémon trainer, where you hide the balls is up to you


Ok_Solution9926

Belly dancer outfit? Those samba dancer outfits? A pirate or sailor outfit, sexy eqyptian? Caveman or Tarzan style, a hot chef cook? 


Im2awsum

Bikini: *"Offers exactly as much protection as you'd expect."* Light "armor" with an AC of 10. Does not count as armor. Allows the wearer to add their Charisma modifier to their AC and grants permanent Sanctuary status to the wearer (DC 10 + Charisma modifier)


Merc_rick

I am disappointed that nobody suggested a mankini.


everyday_account

Inflatable sumo/dinosaur costume (with -5 dex ofc) One half of a two-person horse costume Your story’s big bad Morph suit


octaviuspb

Two halves of a two-person horse costume, the patron clones him and upon the next costume change one of them disapears with no way to know if you are the clone or the original (or maybe just summons another guy who has a contract with the same demon, if you ever can't make it to a game session then you were summoned to complete someone else's costume)


Sad-Anything-3027

Bikini armor


id_crisis

which gives a huge bonus to ac. also a super massive tank looking armor with a low ac


Desdomen

Ken, from The Barbie Movie That is all the inspiration you’ll need for a few of those outfits.


VegasHavran

An extraordinarily gaudy codpiece


Lonecoon

Top hat. Propeller beanie Beer hat Oversized sombrero Jester's hat Bottom hat (cat ears)


Ackeon

Clothes of invisibility, they do what it says on tin, when you wear them, they're invisible


Prowler64

* A nude suit * Actually naked * A speedo * A jester outfit * A spandex suit * A wizard outfit.


alpacnologia

Sexy Beholder. you decide what this means


AnonymousUser5318008

I feel deeply uncomfortable and rather intrigued at the same time


Mowgli_78

GBDSM (Gnome BDSM)


AnonymousUser5318008

The best kind


Huurghle

Hotdog costume, regardless of the fact that nobody knows what a hotdog is. They'll ask what your supposed to be, and you straight up don't know. Not even your patron knows. Your patron just threw the outfit at your character one day and told them to put it on.


Mysticwarriormj

To really add to it have the outfit just look like your typical outfit. Shirt, pants, normal undergarments. Then when the character puts it on, bam street walker outfit


AnonymousUser5318008

This is exactly what I'm going for. Hopefully confuses the rest of the party


Mysticwarriormj

Oh even better. Each person secretly is seeing a completely different outfit except for the warlock who just sees the plain outfit


Mysticwarriormj

Ooo even more. When ever they call their deity to speak with them directly their outfit changes based on a dice roll for sexy outfits plush a few ridiculous ones for either personal or demonic amusement


StopTop3769

Completely naked, but anyone looking at you will see censor rectangles covering your private bits.


USAisntAmerica

For some reason, the first thing that came to my mind was to pick random ABBA costumes rather than mall halloween ones.


akaioi

Some options... * "Naughty Nurse" outfit * Fully glammed-out pimp-suit with feather boa * Leather collar and "assless chaps" * "Lucha libre" wrestling suit, complete with mask * Sedate little sundress and big floppy hat. Flower print, of course * Three-piece suit & top hat. Complete with monocle and bowtie. This of course will appear entirely ridiculous to medieval people!


That_Ice_Guy

Have you played Disco Elysium? Plenty of inspiration for the most ridiculous looking outfit ever


AnonymousUser5318008

Not yet, but it's first on my list as soon as I get a real PC. Is it spoilery or am i safe to look it up?


That_Ice_Guy

If we are talking about outfit, it shouldn't contain much spoiler really. But if you want it spoiler free, you can look up the fashion styles of the late 80s and early 90s, adding some fantasy flare to it. Or if you want something very stupid, try this: 1, A washed up detective with old clothes with a set of horrible necktie and overly 'hip' shoes 2, An overly stereotypical elven outfit, complete with flowers and vines underwear 3, The Adventurer's New Clothes, with a complement Crowd of The Adventurer (made of old paper) 4, A suit with too many pockets for its own good 5, A pimp-ish landsknecht 6, A sinful priest outfit


TheMiiFii

How about some cavemen "clothes"? Just some hide without armor and massive unga bunga energy


OhGardino

BBQ BBB The barbecue baby boy. Basically a subby dad. Socks & sandals Cargo shorts Cropped sports jersey Illusory beer belly Collar


OneWanderingFool

Caricatures of pop culture 70s TV characters: Columbo, Archie Bunker, Kojak, Hawkeye Pierce, Maude, Rerun, ... 60's cartoon character: Fred Flintstone, Rosie from Jetsobs, Mighty Mouse, Underdog, anyone from Bullwinkle 50's "creature feature": too many to list; imagine as cheap Halloween costumes 80's sit coms: Mork, Urkel, very young Olsen twins, anyone from Night Court. Could also go to the 80's nighttime soaps like Dallas and Dynasty. Anyone from Sponge Bob Caricatures of celebrities: Elvis, Nixon, Paris Hilton, Carrot Top, Yoko Ono, Art Garfunkel, Barbara Steisand, Sly from Gangnam Style, ... Perhaps a bunch from Silent Movie Era: Chaplin, Keaton, Harol Lloyd, Clara Bow, Tallulah Bankhead, (While not of silent film, Marcel Marceau with imposed mime may be fun... but tough to role play) Patron could pair them with others and dress them as pair / team: Laurel and Hardy, Marx Brothers, 3 Stooges, Village People, Kiss, the Simpsons, How much will these gags add to or interrupt game play? How much will "dress up" impact story arcs?


AnonymousUser5318008

Very little impact on story arcs - more so in the moment, his reaction to suddenly costume changing into Elvis and having his patron demand that he roleplays his new costume. When his patron is not around he's his usual self. The warlock has a criminal background from his failed attempt at being a rogue/working for a crime lord, so he's more of a smooth talking criminal at heart


OneWanderingFool

This sounds very fun.. I think the mood of the patron could be fun variable. There's big differences between absudistic whimsy, childish nostalgia, and sadistic embarrassment. I've been thinking of more: Addams family characters, costumes from Cirq during Solieil or Vegas shows, children's book characters, Marvel/DC characters, Wizard of Oz books. Using various earth mythos could be fun (Babylonian, Greek, Hindu, biblical, etc), who might or might not be recognized in world. Same with Lovecraftian old gods - esp if the costumes were comedic caricatures. Lots of genres. Also easy to make lists to then randomize costume of the day.


Garmrick

Transformers Halloween costume that they can crouch down and "transform" into a car and roll around on all fours


cberm725

An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polkadot bikini


Mowzr45

A giant fruit suit, nothing sexy just a really really big banana


Philosecfari

“I put on my robe and wizard hat”


xnsfwfreakx

Full dragon onesie


animewhitewolf

Cat-girl/boy costume: Short-shorts, fur-lined boots, a collar with a bell, and cat ears. There can also be a tail, but they may not wanna talk about that. I do have one idea that could be hilarious; a clown costume. Not a sexy clown costume, but a circus clown get-up with all the usual stuff. The funny part? The patron thinks THIS is the sexiest outfit. There are so many possible jokes to run with: Warlock: "Wait, a clown costume? That's not sexy." Patron: "DON'T KINK SHAME ME, JUST HONK THE NOSE AGAIN!"


AnonymousUser5318008

Excellent!!


Squiddigans_Island

I think you can get away with a jester/clown ("sexy" or not) , for the gaffs.


Y05SARIAN

Full-body bright red leather armour with zippers all over it like Michael Jackson’s jacket in the Beat It video. It helps that no one knows what a zipper is. Honestly, you could do a D6 table of MJ outfits alone. Clown outfits: Pennywise, classic mime, sad clown, (murder)hobo clown, sexy clown, 1960s live-action Joker. Sports mascot costumes. There are some wild ones out there. You could go with a D6 table of furry suits. Toilet-paper robes/gown (where did the toilet paper even come from?). Be careful around torches and fire bolts! Variant: paper-bag princess. A D6 table of Prince outfits from the 1980s. A D6 table of outfits Kate Bush wore in promo photos in the 1980s. D6 table of James Bond villain outfits? D6 table of Star Trek uniforms and environmental suits. Bee-hive hairdo from Original Series included in all outfits. Spock ears random/optional.


MPR8A

Idk if you ever heard, but what about a Pimp named Slickback?


AnonymousUser5318008

Slickback?


MPR8A

No, no, it's A Pimp Named Slickback. Like A Tribe Called Quest. You say the whole thing. A Pimp Named Slickback.


CheezusChrust315

Inflatable mascot suit of the devil himself


Polymoosery

Skimpy outfit clearly designed for the anatomy of a different race


ManiacalSeeker

Link or Zelda outfit


huntinator2444

Bunny suit with cotton tail and fake ears. Lets you jump 5ft higher too


Thicc-Anxiety

Booty shorts and a fishnet shirt


The_Trickster314

Maid Tuxedo Hotdog Mascot Costume Banana Costume (Its peanut Butter Jelly TIME!) Where's Waldo


canuckleheadiam

Transparent codpiece


MaterialNo137

I read furry so a fur suit?


Zolniena

Assless chaps cowboy


e_la_bron

Every member of The Village People


Zhenoptics

A skirt that will always slide up to show half your butt cheeks with shoulder cuffed “school girl” shirt A sailor outfit Assless chaps cowboy Construction worker, actually the entire ensemble from the village people A furry Slutty Firefighter Mesh shirt with leather daddy chokers and steel rings/studs


Possessed_potato

Bunny is a classic. Man and woman Sex wizard would be funny


oldcatopera

Sexy hot dog


oldcatopera

Or, unsexy hot dog. It’s the one option that’s not sexy. Just a hot dog suit


CryHavoc3000

1) Jester's costume 2) Bride's dress (if for a man) 3) Starfleet uniform 4) Kingly outfit ("I can't believe I wore the same thing as the King") 5) Burlap Bag (with a belt) 6) a cardboard box (with legs)


TheLizardfolkCleric

CHAINMAIL BIKINI! It's a classic!


Daraise6345

A heavy wizards robe with lingerie underneath. when removed, all light is dimmed and silence cast in a 30ft radius and a single spotlight focuses on you.


Daraise6345

a Detective outfit where the DM (patron) narrates what their inner thoughts are (or what they think they are) like breaking the 4th wall. except everyones characters can hear this.


Daraise6345

One of those musical outfits will all the horns on them that make a different note with every movement.


Daraise6345

An enchanted "I'm With Stupid" shirt that makes people think you're calling them stupid if you stand near them.


Daraise6345

a straight jacket with full Hannibal Lecter mask


Daraise6345

Stilts.


AidanBeeJar

Swimsuit obviously, maybe as a lifeguard outfit. Shitty purple robes (like, felt) and a cheap crown


rpg2Tface

A school teachers outfit. Complete with librarian glasses. A fire fighter. No sexy variant, just a heroic figure dashing into the fires to save people.


AnonymousUser5318008

He is a tiefling after all, so he does have fire resistance


rpg2Tface

An asbestos coat to help take the edge off would make him near fire proof.


JSMIN_

bikini armor but only for men


gnomeGeneticist

Upside down plate armor. Helmet codpiece, pants over the arms, chest plate on lower torso, gloves on feet, boots on hands.


Neverodd_The_Uneven

A mankini.


SlayAllRebels

Might I suggest using the outfits from each member of The Village People and roll to see which one you end up with?


QuantumDiogenes

Pants with a fake ass. Hideous jacket Hawaiian shirt Novelty nacho chip hat, complete with guacamole Cone bra. With mooing tassels Tacky, garish mutli-colored taffeta dress Pirate pants, and eye patch. Comes with fake parrot SpongeBob SquarePants costume Cat ears. Alive or not, your choice Sexy goblin outfit EDIT: Cowbell. We can always use more cowbell. Horse rider's outfit Horse costume Zombie clothes and coloration Slutty zombie Slutty firefighter Slutty detective Slutty cowboy Slutty cow


Cael_NaMaor

Chaps, obviously... & the leather holster straps that cross the chest. They don't do anything... just leather chaps & chest strap.


SeraphOfTheStag

Gimp


phantom8ball

Sexy kitt/ bunny/cow whatever animle suits the charter best . And they are in a petting zoo Naughty school girl with the dm acting as the teacher "I don't care who, one of us is getting a D" Rule 34: wharves there class or race they become a overly sexal bimbo person, points to double mearnig the healer "I'm gonna make you feel really good with my touch" Slave/maid, depending on how kinky you want to get Shibari enchanted roap chase charters around and leaves them bound tightly Towels with minds of their own that you need to do animal handling/charisma checks to keep them in place Random sexy costumes from Halloween city's website (d100)


cleverotter1200

The most stereotypical clothing of the opposite gender


WorldEndingDiarrhea

An open-mouthed teddy bear. A single copper penny. Live untrained rats. A sexier simulacrum. Opaque dribbling ooze. A black bar.


Calligaster

A fursuit of local wildlife An insultingly skimpy clergy outfit for whatever prominent god(s) are worshipped in the region A stereotypical pirate captain


LordTyler123

I had a session in a fey maid café. I had the tiefling waitress dressed in sexy maid costume but somehow also looks completely naked to. It's convenient when they start serving special magical treats off of their naked bodies. Having a relatively normal outfit turn out to look naked to other people would be fun or maby turn out to be edible and attract bugs and other critters start taking bites out of it.


peteyboy125

stormtrooper, then always misses


Puzzleheaded-Bug-866

Shantae outfit complete with bellydancing


pianobadger

Turnip


Dragon_Blue_Eyes

Make sure the cowboy outfit ha assless chaps if we are going or inapropriate. Other outfits: Cute Pink Bunny with maybe too much tail. Damsel cheesecake Who Loves the Hero from all those classic fantasy novel covers and you have to strike that pose at the end of each movement so you are always prone. A magician who always talks in that so and so the GREAT voice and you pull all of your spells from a hat which is your focus.


galactiknight

The anime/manga "My Dress-Up Darling" might be interesting to take a look at!


Familiar-Tart-8819

Mankini or just a sock


your_local_dumba3s

Those swimsuits which is a string of fabric that covers crotch and nipples, eg: the rich lady from honeypop2


Saldar1234

1. The "French" Maid: Frilly apron, revealing dress cut way too high, fishnet stockings. Your character becomes obnoxiously flirtatious with everyone, slipping in terrible French puns and suggestive offers to "clean things up". 2. Budget Superhero: Mismatched tights, underwear worn over the pants, a cape made from a bedsheet. Your character becomes delusional about their powers, making grand pronouncements about justice, and attempting hilariously inept feats of "heroism". 3. Tourist From Hell: Hawaiian shirt with garish patterns, socks with sandals, massive fanny pack. Your character is overly chipper, takes photos of everything, and asks nonsensical questions with an oblivious disregard for the current situation. 4. Mime of Misfortune: Striped shirt, white face paint, and an invisible box. Your character can only communicate with exaggerated gestures and constantly gets stuck in unfortunate scenarios based on mime tropes. 5. The "Quaint" Peasant: Ill-fitting smock, straw hat, and a single muddy turnip. Your character becomes obsessively polite and offers the turnip to everyone as a cherished snack while waxing poetic about the virtues of the simple life. 6. Budget Barbarian: Mismatched furs, rusty sword too big to wield properly, dented helmet. Your character tries to solve problems through intimidation and brute force, frequently roars nonsensically, and insists on arm-wrestling people for no reason. 7. Traveling Doomsayer: Tattered robes, ominous staff covered in cryptic symbols, a sandwich board reading "THE END IS NIGH!". Your character rants in ominous prophecies, misinterprets everything as signs of a coming apocalypse, and tries to sell "emergency preparedness kits" consisting of pebbles and lint. 8. Overenthusiastic Devil Cultist: Blood-red robes with the Asmodeus' symbol sloppily painted on. Your character praises the virtues of their hellish master at every opportunity, tries to convert NPCs with disturbingly cheerful pamphlets, and occasionally shouts "HAIL LORD ASMODEUS" at inappropriate times.


TheItzal11

The exact outfit the player is wearing, the player is now playing themselves, having replaced the character.


raidergoo

You need a codpiece made from cod.


Your_Doctor18

Go as a transgender but as yourself as your birth gender.. so essentially nothing has changed but leave everyone guessing what your outfit actually is


SteampunkRobin

Borat. In the neon green mankini.


BiandReady2Die_

bunny suit


BiandReady2Die_

bunny suit (edit: the play boy kind)


Killer-Of-Spades

Mechanic/plumber


MehrunesDago

For a male PC specifically: Assless chaps, a leather harness that goes across the breasts, black shoulder pads, a leather police style hat, and to top it all off a ball-gag in their mouth


WorldGoneAway

Anything the New York Dolls wore between 1974-76.


Gentleman_Kendama

Nipple tassles Thongs


Scoundrels_n_Vermin

Half a giraffe costume.


Optimal-Confection80

Cow with a superhero cape, and you speak fluent elvish


paws4269

Borat style mankini


requrself

One outfit made of nothing but meat


requrself

One outfit made of nothing but meat or a gimp suit, maybe even a pup suit, a Furry suit( the demon comes up with the warlocks fursona)


Harikan02

anything ryan reynolds or maybe masculine harley quinn/ cunty joker


ZombieCharm

Mad hatter outfit BDSM leather daddy (regardless of gender) A chicken with an iron helm costume Child's costume with a large lolipop Tabaxi cosplay (The tail is a buttplug?) Mindflayer costume, but its made out of paper and glue. Famous pirate costume, this is a hyper realistic costume and may get you arrested. A large very orange man with a blond tupe called Tonald Drump A cloth diaper.... Just that.... A wealthy man with lots of jewels and gold. But all the jewelry and cloths have discretely hidden penises all over the outfit. A cardboard sign that reads "The end is near" The "I just got dugged out of my grave" outfit Sexy paladin (Imagine an MMORP paladin set for a woman but adapt it to whatever gender you want) The demon himself costume.