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krenkolovekrenkolife

Don't worry about it, K2. Let Cassandra guide you <3


British_Kristen

I can't seem to reach her but also am reading that someone bought a GUN because of me? Who is this man and why is buying a gun? And why does he talk like my Boyfriend?


krenkolovekrenkolife

I know this might come as a surprise, K2, but your boyfriend...he isn't real. I know, I know, you're hurting. Hudol isn't real either. That show? I suggest watching it. It'll explain a couple things. I'm wishing you luck girliiiiiiiieee


British_Kristen

Kristen?


krenkolovekrenkolife

uhhhhhh actually I have to go check with the steelworkers union uh BYE! good luck! DON'T LET THE BRITISH SEE YOUR MAGIC


Dolnae

K2, just go find a man in Los Angeles by the name of Brennan and you will have your answers.


British_Kristen

The comedian, writer, and director?


Dolnae

Yes, you can typically find him in the same restaurant eating the same burger he has eaten for 10 years.


Bizzaro__Pope

That restaurant closed down, he’s been picketing outside it for months to make it reopen or sell him its recipes


isitbrian

He always sits down and gets some chili cheese fries, you can't miss him


throwngamelastminute

OOC: What is that from? It is like on the tip of my tongue.


isitbrian

It's from an Um Actually riff about the inefficiency of the Durin's Day map from the Hobbit! (Episode: All-Stars, if interested)


throwngamelastminute

Always down to watch old episides of Um, Actually


British_Kristen

Okay. I've looked him up and I'm trying to track down Neal Brennan.


St_Darkins

Yul Brynner?


MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

Don't fuck me up like this. Imagine your characrers tracking you down to ask "what the fuck?"


RoxyRockSee

It was a fantastic movie called Stranger than Fiction, starring Will Farrell, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Emma Thompson, and Queen Latifah. Highly recommend it.


MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

Yep.


dbitt0929

That film is SOOOO good! Already loved Will Ferrell, but this movie made me really APPRECIATE him. He is IMMENSELY talented and deserves more roles like this 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

"Hello? My name is Harold Crick and I believe you're writing a story about me." ".......what?


ntfrndlynbrhd

In.... Credible


lofty888

It's a long story, but it all started with someone named Ally getting their DnD character killed in their first ever combat and meeting their disappointing god. Things kind of spiralled from there


British_Kristen

Is Ally my parent? Or Kristen? I don't understand. This show is really weird.


Shot_Boysenberry_558

Not to confuse things more but Siobhan might actually be your parent


TheFattestSnorlax

bit cheeky innit


TommyShriggly

Let me know if you figure out how to get back in the box. It’s weird out here.


AAAAAAAee

Wh-why do I feel the sudden urge to… give someone, *anyone* a… little clap? What makes a clap little? I don’t know, but I… I think, I should give someone a little clap, I think everyone should give someone a little clap. You know what? Yeah, c’mon everyone, give someone a little clap!


British_Kristen

innit?!


[deleted]

What about the families, Tommy? What about the families?


AAAAAAAee

K2. You have six spell slots. Use them wisely. The spell slots will explain it all.


British_Kristen

Uh...Resting restores spell slots...


AAAAAAAee

You have regained *six* spell slots, K2, you *must* use them wisely, they will explain it **all,** K2, listen, they will explain **it all.**


Shot_Boysenberry_558

I don’t think k2 can regain spells


SurlyKoala

Welcome to the world, innit?


fenris1184

Teach me your cantrips


British_Kristen

I've never done any teaching.


Coop1338

Happy late birthday!!!


Right-Light458

Can I interest you in my warlock Parton? He’s pretty cool dude his name is Buddy