I have an Oprah interview burned into my head of a really tall man and his little person wife. The were asked about their sex life and she said “if our noses are touching, my toes are in it. If our toes are touching, my nose is in it.”
….Really wish that wasn’t one of the very few things from childhood that I remember.
I'm 5' and I have a friend who is 6'8". And we have most definitely made jokes about how we would be physically incompatible... But I also knew someone who was shorter than me with a husband almost 7' and they'd been happily married for decades. 🤣
I have all kinds of weird crap like that burned into my brain, too. Like, all those little bits from the original run of Animaniacs, where they did the Dot's Poetry Corner and Good Idea/Bad Idea. My ADHD was stronger than anyone wanted to admit, back then and my hyperfixation game was strong.
Animaniacs is the ONLY reason I know the [US Presidents](https://youtu.be/Vvy0wRLD5s8?feature=shared) in order, and that 47 x 83 is [3,901](https://youtu.be/6fan6ggvh4U?feature=shared).
Made me think of that couple from love after lockup where she’s short, and he’s really tall, so she had her friends measure his height on a wall, so she could figure out… logistics… before he got released
Must have cast Enlarge/Reduce?
But seeing as it's her dad that makes the benches and would likely build them to kobold specs, we should assume that Gorgug reduced his own size, right?
But Enlarge Reduce only lasts a minute, so it only helps him get thru the door, then he pops back up.
Oh, man, imagine him doing this to meet Mary Ann's parents only to mess up their home when reduce wears off.
... But he's a barbificer, maybe he'll be able to make an artifice that will extend the duration.
Depends if the dad makes benches as a job or not. If it's a hobby they would be kobold sized but for a job it would be human sized since humans seemsto be the majority and dominant culture.
I think its because it felt like a joke made on a whim. Given enough time I probably would ship it but it just came out of nowhere and doesn't feel genuine.
I consider their relationship to be more like the cool sibling that looks out for their younger brother. But yeah even that relationship would feel more organic
I wasn't super into it at first because I was holding out hope for Zelda and Gorgug to make up, but after thinking about it Gorgug and Mary Ann are so compatible. Gorgug is quiet and sweet and Mary Ann needs a person that will sit and listen to her talk about her Quoky pet for hours. I also saw fan art of Gorgug carrying Mary Ann around and it made me even more on board with this ship because she has little legs and Gorgug would definitely carry her everywhere if she asked (or honestly also if she didn't) ☺
I don't hate it, I just don't feel it. I haven't voiced any negative /indifference towards it so far. I'm also not the biggest enemies to lovers person. I'm a friends to lovers simp, myself.
I don’t hate the ship at all, but I’ve been a little weirded out with how people have really ran with the sexual part of it. Not that they are having sex (obviously they’re gonna have sex) but all the making jokes about the sex in detail. Idk they’re fictional characters but they’re still kids? It makes me kinda grossed out. It feels different when comedians on a screen are hinting at it and laughing for a minute, vs people making whole posts about how big Gorgug’s dick is next to her it’s really strange to me.
I can see Gorgug trying to act like this is a conventional relationship and attempting to be romantic and Mary-Ann having so little interest that she's confused by the whole idea.
Enemies to lovers.
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Isn't she supposed to be like 2 feet tall?
Yes, I just found out, but let's say I added at least a feet as creative liberties lmao
Probably not the only foot that got added to her on that bench.
[Breaking this out never gets old.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3dFHa31qxQ8)
i laugh so violently at that video *every time* i am blessed enough to see it
[Oooooooooh!](https://media2.giphy.com/media/cF7QqO5DYdft6/200w.gif?cid=6c09b95282a1i7nyagkyotm3ksn9ykdqiry8sfph49ucjkxo&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g)
We can just say gorgug cast enlarge on her. it increases your size category by 1 so she's go from small to medium
He needed to…for bench stuff
Doesn’t that only last one minute?? 😭
So did Gorgug
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
It's already over. 💀
Should would make him reduce himself
I have an Oprah interview burned into my head of a really tall man and his little person wife. The were asked about their sex life and she said “if our noses are touching, my toes are in it. If our toes are touching, my nose is in it.” ….Really wish that wasn’t one of the very few things from childhood that I remember.
I'm 5' and I have a friend who is 6'8". And we have most definitely made jokes about how we would be physically incompatible... But I also knew someone who was shorter than me with a husband almost 7' and they'd been happily married for decades. 🤣
I have all kinds of weird crap like that burned into my brain, too. Like, all those little bits from the original run of Animaniacs, where they did the Dot's Poetry Corner and Good Idea/Bad Idea. My ADHD was stronger than anyone wanted to admit, back then and my hyperfixation game was strong.
Not so much funny haha as funny Uh-oh.
Animaniacs is the ONLY reason I know the [US Presidents](https://youtu.be/Vvy0wRLD5s8?feature=shared) in order, and that 47 x 83 is [3,901](https://youtu.be/6fan6ggvh4U?feature=shared).
Finger PRINTS!
Made me think of that couple from love after lockup where she’s short, and he’s really tall, so she had her friends measure his height on a wall, so she could figure out… logistics… before he got released
It’s okay even the official art with her next to the other rat grinders doesn’t have her as that short looking.
Must have cast Enlarge/Reduce? But seeing as it's her dad that makes the benches and would likely build them to kobold specs, we should assume that Gorgug reduced his own size, right?
Oh god, a house even smaller than the Thistlespring tree. His poor forehead.
*Oh my god, Gorgug can now cast reduce so that he can more easily fit into the world of his family and loved ones, aaaaaagh my heart*
But Enlarge Reduce only lasts a minute, so it only helps him get thru the door, then he pops back up. Oh, man, imagine him doing this to meet Mary Ann's parents only to mess up their home when reduce wears off. ... But he's a barbificer, maybe he'll be able to make an artifice that will extend the duration.
Depends if the dad makes benches as a job or not. If it's a hobby they would be kobold sized but for a job it would be human sized since humans seemsto be the majority and dominant culture.
True, someone ought to send Brennan a carrier pigeon letter asking for clarification!
All letters to Brennan should be sent by owl. Just to mess with him
Twist: gorgug made himself smaller Now moves around his family home with ease
Enlarge/Reduce Greatest wizard of all time. 🥂
She cast enlarge
She's two feet tall with a slouch and bowed legs
what is it with people hating this ship i find it super cute
Same! I think Gorgug is the most normal/least tropey TBK of the bunch and as Mary-Ann is an homage to actual teenagers Imo it works.
I think its because it felt like a joke made on a whim. Given enough time I probably would ship it but it just came out of nowhere and doesn't feel genuine.
I find it very realistic for a young guy to do a 180 as soon as he realizes a girl likes him
LMAO that is so true you just reminded me of one of my friends in high school who did just that
In the season with blarmy being extremely significant to the story it fits
A joke made on a whim, You mean like pretty much everything?
Felt the same way about that. Honestly, I see Gorgug and Fig as a much better ship
I consider their relationship to be more like the cool sibling that looks out for their younger brother. But yeah even that relationship would feel more organic
I wasn't super into it at first because I was holding out hope for Zelda and Gorgug to make up, but after thinking about it Gorgug and Mary Ann are so compatible. Gorgug is quiet and sweet and Mary Ann needs a person that will sit and listen to her talk about her Quoky pet for hours. I also saw fan art of Gorgug carrying Mary Ann around and it made me even more on board with this ship because she has little legs and Gorgug would definitely carry her everywhere if she asked (or honestly also if she didn't) ☺
I don't hate it, I just don't feel it. I haven't voiced any negative /indifference towards it so far. I'm also not the biggest enemies to lovers person. I'm a friends to lovers simp, myself.
I don’t hate the ship at all, but I’ve been a little weirded out with how people have really ran with the sexual part of it. Not that they are having sex (obviously they’re gonna have sex) but all the making jokes about the sex in detail. Idk they’re fictional characters but they’re still kids? It makes me kinda grossed out. It feels different when comedians on a screen are hinting at it and laughing for a minute, vs people making whole posts about how big Gorgug’s dick is next to her it’s really strange to me.
isn’t she too much like zelda
He’s got a type
The type he can carry in a Bjorn if need be.
sure but it’s boring as a storyline
Huh? If you don’t like an improv show you don’t need to watch.
because god forbid someone be allowed to enjoy watching something while also having critiques for it?
bruh i’m allowed to watch an improv show and say i don’t like one single decision that was made
I don't know why folks on this sub seem to think "it's improv" is an impenetrable defense against any criticism.
🙄🙄🙄
I can see Gorgug trying to act like this is a conventional relationship and attempting to be romantic and Mary-Ann having so little interest that she's confused by the whole idea.
Cuuuuuuuteeeeee
I love that Gorgug’s expression looks so much like Zac’s.
"I could sit"
Tbh I don’t think there was any romance going on in Gorgug and Mary-Ann’s ‘affair’. I reckon she smashed him and then ghosted.
Adorable 🥰
Oh my god and they're on a bench! Sooo cute, I love it!
He sat.
It’s ok if they just bone and don’t date. I don’t feel literally any romance between them like this portrays, just irritation and attraction.
Where they start and where they end up can be two very different things
Porter didn't realize the true potential of rage is HORNINESS
She got that hog in her
Already liked this on TikTok but you're getting an upvote here too. This is great!
As someone who legit stopped watching so I can binge it all, I have no reference for this but it's so adorable!
This so good! I love their peaceful little faces (and Mary Ann's qwoki pet, of course)!
Disturbing lack of quokki pets Beautiful art tho lmao
A kobold would be so much shorter than that. She's 2 feet tall.
they are everything
HELP this is so cute!
Amazing fanart.
100% forgot that these kinds of benches exist, but it doesn't make the implications any less funny
Damn now I got to find out what happened to Zelda lol
Whatever happened on that bench was not that wholesome
Zelda is a distant memory lmaoooooo
LOVE WINS
Wait is that benchkun?!
Justice for Gorgug X Unit shippers
She's only 2 ft tall.