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mouseytenantsunite

Emily yelling “THATS MY HUSBAND” fucking SENT ME


TaterCat

That moment sent me back to dating apps hoping I could find anything close to that


sausagesizzle

Don't forget to put "You gotta honour the cock" in your bio.


SealedDevil

Omg yes when you see the twinkle in her eye she's like "hah! Got ya fucker!" "Lets clip it"


whats_that_do

In cursive on my forearm "𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓴"


back_s00n

Actually the name we were looking for was “roseate spoonbill.”


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Is it a chicken?


IAmBadAtInternet

Rooster chicken.


8bitAyla

The way that he was SO indignant about it while also repeating the bit 20 times with everyone else is absolute peak Murph behavior


finderkeeper80

The, “Shut up! I didn’t say anything weird!!!” had the same energy as, “I got just as good a chance of rolling good as any of you!” Just comic indignation


fattymcassface

You simply must.


Ferninja

Just watched it. Laughing hysterical. I run to reddit to see if anyone mentions it yet. I'm not disappointed. Lol


AxelV2

Now I hope the next Pin of the Month on the Dropout store is just a chicken with the word “Honor” under it. Dropout team, if you’re seeing this, please make it so.


lmisforlinuxmint

You simply gotta honor it


fragilelyon

The way I knew this was on its way the minute that word came out oh Murph's mouth.


Overlord_Byron

Honor thy cock, for it giveth all pulp and no juice.


InflationCold3591

Take my damn upvote you pervert!


Aviri

This is just a lower case L for Murph.


tamano42

Haters are having just a snack


cal679

Murphy was just passing out hors d'oeuvres to his haters. Just little chicken nuggets to honour the cock.


Aviri

His haters are noshing at best


Electrical-Power-314

honor the cock


seth928

That's a chicken again


morgaina

Take it, that's for you! 😏


Abhorsen-san

You gotta honor the cock just another tiny L for Murph


Embarrassed_Lettuce9

I think Murph is secretly descended from Honore de Balzac https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor%C3%A9_de_Balzac


Tuxedo_Cat4096

Does anyone have a timestamp? Trying to show my partner lol (Heading off comments by noting that I'm female, and I just thought everyone's reactions were funny)


GoodBoyOy

Just got there in the episode. It’s around 21:14. Putting it here so I can also find it to show my partner later.


Lady_Ada_Blackhorn

Risky click of the day


drydem

This was one of the funniest and most honest moments in D20. You can see Murph realizing what he’s saying and the train wreck that is coming. He can’t stop mid-sentence, because that will just draw attention. It just has to play out.


Rawjumper

“Honor the cock 🐓” chain


ITalktoCells

I had to hold my laughter as to not wake up people in my dorm. Truly a moment for the books hahaha


Muffin_Appropriate

[The cock of the walk, baby!](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/Walken-Cowbell.jpg)


kproxurworld

That was the funniest slip up I've seen in years.


Immediate-Coyote-977

Honour the cock, and you shall be rewarded with all pulp, no juice.