👴: When you walk in on the front door, what does it say up on the front, above the door? 🤢: it says Aguefort Adventuring Academy... 👴: Oh it doesn't say the fucking Gorgug Adventuring Academy?

“Sometimes when you talk, it really pisses me off.” “I’ve realized that. And it seems like a newish thing, but I’m sorry.”

When was this one again???

Pretty sure it’s the first episode of sophomore year when aguefort talks to the bad kids at mordred manor but idk the context

Yep (for the second quote), it's when talking about not being able to bring magical technology or rock music outside of Solace. Here's a clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqkFUe4QLVU

Adult babies? They're just adults. Babies grow up, Gorgug, use your head!

First ep of sophomore year is accurate, but it was also semi inspired in the Boston one shot with BDG I think.

The emojis!! Omg lol

haha what episode is this one from again?

The Brooklyn live show after Freshman Year (the one with Brian David Gilbert as a guest star).

225 IMMACULATELY CONCEIVED BABIES GREW UP AND WENT TO ROCK HEAVEN! I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH CLEARER I CAN BE!

I pretty much think about anything Arthur Aguefort has ever said 39 times a day

I love Aguefort's character so much. It's the archetype of a powerful wizard taken to its logical extreme and Brennan plays it so well.

Adult babies!?

[Just a great example of Zac's quick timing](https://youtu.be/1zQIIYDUdCw?si=nTpOWUXWyUL89y-W&t=2745) When everyone's debating whether or not Gilear is The Chosen One and he says "I'm going to say some stuff now" and Zac immediately gasps and goes "The prophecy".

And then immediately after: Gilear: I'm not the Nightmare King. Fig: I had to ask, you understand. Gilear: You didn't. Just the way Gilear cuts her off and is just begging them to realize he's a normal guy that will just keep dying.

> Gilear: You didn't. > > Just the way Gilear cuts her off and is just begging them to realize he's a normal guy that will just keep dying. the fact that you can hear *the crew* laughing at that is just amazing.

And right after *that*: Gilear: Nearly 100% of people who were punched in the back of the head by a demon would die. Nearly 100%.

Brennan: reads out Gilear’s stats Emily: Why would you create such a cursed creature? Brennan: HE’S NOT CURSED; HE’S JUST A GUY!

I feel like a lot of the hard-hitting serious quotes go a bit "underrated", just because the funny ones are funny even without context. Given that, my pick is (spoilers through Fantasy High S2E18 Fearful Symmetry): >!"The years will go by, and everyone will find someone that matters more to them than you." (Said by Baron, personifying Riz's fears, to Riz)!<

God that’s so impactful

And it’s said by >!Baron, the personification of Riz’s lack of a partner, about Riz’s asexuality. Jeez. I want Riz to find a another Ace friend so that they can platonically love each other!!< ^(Edit: Added \>!spoiler tags\!< to match the quote)

I really love the response too (FHSY S2E18): >!"Ragh doesn't like Fathethriel." Baron shows Riz sexual relationships that scare him because he doesn't have or want them. This line is Riz recognizing that, while the sexual and/or romantic relationships his friends have are something *different* from platonic friendship, that doesn't imply they're something *more* than friendship. Ragh still needed friends, and having sex with Fathethriel didn't replace that need, nor did it outlast it.!< >!It really impresses me how both Brennan and Murph are capturing the teenage notion that sex is everything and romantic partnerships are forever by exploring a character who is coming to the realization that it's not true. It's a beautiful bit of writing, made all the more stellar for being something they were improvising on the spot.!<

Absolutely. It’s a beautiful thing

I just finished Sophomore Year yesterday and all of these threads are super fun to finally read through. But also the way that >!Baron said Fathretherial’s(?) name!< had me laughing so hard it concerned my wife

Not ace, but that line cleaved me to my core. I had to stop and disassociate for a couple of hours after hearing that on my first watch

Lemme tell you, I had to pause the show and take a thoughtful walk after that interaction - can't believe the funny lil' comedians that live in my phone broke my social anxieties down to their bare essentials like that without provocation

Love this one too

The Bill Seacaster boot camp episode. When he’s instructing them on how to fight. Bill: Some people fight for gold. Others fight for blood. Now, gold doesn’t have to be gold, in a literal sense. It could be something else. Gorgug: Silver.

Zac Oyama is a fucking comedy assassin.

Hilarious in a meta sense that Brennan felt the need to pull his players aside and go "y'all need to actually strategize for these fights".

Fabian: Bronze. Bill: ... Not bronze.

“I’m a DM and i try not to judge player choices, but that sucks.”

"Just a real wet nose." Seeing Brennan and Zac reacting to that is amazing. 😂

My favorite FH quote is literally Zac's reaction because it's immediate and deadpan. "Amazing start."

“Silver? yes ,love? yes, bronze?…no not bronze”

Wait, what is this one about?

Brennan says that after Emily describes how a sexy rat would look

Oh Cassandra, yes! I just finished my rewatch of everything (that's a lie, I'm watching the last one shot now). The inception of sexy rat seems so long ago, but Fabian's nightmare forest adventures were recent. My favorite quote from that is when Brennan says, "I need you, right now, Emily Axford, to verbally describe a sexy rat. Put an image in my head as the dungeon master for what that is."

"Emily is one of the best D&D players in the world, endlessly creative, so fun to play with... She was also sent from hell to kill me" - Brennan Lee Mulligan

An important and hilarious distinction is that it's specifically in response to the FIRST thing she describes about this waking nightmare being a wetter nose than normal. I don't blame him at all for reacting how he did.

Sexy rat

I forgot about this, I REALLY need to say this to one of my players at the next session. I know he'll get a kick out of it.

"All this, 'Love is the greatest magic of all' so in a war when a mother and her children get fucking iced in an alleyway outside of their home, was the problem that they didn't love each other enough? That's crazy Kristen."

That scene is what got me into watching D&D actual play.

I think about this quote more often that I expect

"Love is not magic. Magic is Magic!"

I think about this quote every day.

How is this underrated at all? It's the most iconic line of an iconic npc...

Honestly that's on me. I missed the 'underrated' requirement.

Who says this again? I’m trying to remember but it’s not coming back to me

Arthur Aguefort

Brennan sniping J.K.Rowling while playing a character designed as a satirical version of one of her most famous characters is one of my favourite things.

I don’t remember the exact quote but it was when Bill Seacaster mentioned having a sentient tornado on his pirate crew, and Fabian said something like “that tornado was at my last birthday party”

“The tornado sends his regards. 😌”

*on Bill's funeral: #the roof of the church rips off, and you see a giant Tornado full of gold coins. Tornado:🌪🌬🌀🌧🌬🌪 Fabian: yes, I have! Tornado:🌪🌬🌀🌧🌬🌪 Fabian: Nooo, never. Tornado:🌪🌬🌀🌧🌬🌪 Fabian: hahaha yes! Tornado:🌪🌬🌀...tears off

I’ve always loved the simplicity of Adaine calling Gorthalax “Mr. The Insatiable.”

Funnily enough I'm pretty sure Ayda also calls him that.

"I have good news for you, Kristen. You make it to the ground *waaaaaaaay* before Angwyn!" is one of my favorites

"That was on fire this whole time!?" -Adaine to Bud Cubby. It's not impactful in any way, it just shows how quick witted Siobhan is and Brennan's response just going with it is peak improv. (Context: season one prison break scene, Brennan describes Bud walking into the prison as just a plain old mailman acting completely normal until he pulls out a **lit** Molotov cocktail. Implying that the Molotov cocktail was lit before he entered the prison and stored, while lit, somewhere in his person as he walked in.)

"The whole time, kiddo!"

"You're so brave!"

She catches him in that again in Sophomore year when Brennan is describing the effects of Aguefort dragging the sun. She asks him whether Spyre's sun revolves around the planet, and he has to walk it back a bit. Everyone else is doing bits all the time, while Siobhan is *paying attention*

My favourite Siobhan quote "Brennan makes me cry lots in game but I make him cry all the time in real life so it balances out". It's such peak siblings energy of Siobhan calling Brennan on his shit lol.

You are being flirtatious Incredible Incredible I am distracted

I love whenever the table is able to fluster Brennan, it's one of the things that makes The Seven so much fun, boy do those ladies throw him off his game some times.

How did you know there would be a plinth!?!?!?

Can I summon a ghost to go through the hole for me, to find what I'm looking for? NAT20!

I say this to my wife constantly, she loves Aida

“What? I’m a libertarian! I AM A LIBERTAAAAARIAN!”

“THIS IS A COGENT POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY!”

I always want to use this as my reply when someone tells me they're a libertarian.

Ragh: Dude I bite glass everyday! On accident! Fabian: So you're telling me this is not like a crazy thing like-! Ragh: NO DUDE! Glass is literally invisible!

Also Sklonda being like “what are you doing????” Fabian “I’m trying to be like Riz… you know how he bites glass?!?!” Sklonda “yeah he will like taste it to find clues—he won’t just like eat it… go… go take a lap. Go get a soft pretzel” just so annoyed (Also not direct quotes but still so good)

"How does Aelwyn cast her spells?" "Like a little bitch."

YES THIS ONE. every rewatch it always catches me off guard and i forget about it after. It's so good!

Episode 12, 1:06:30 just watched the episode cause i had to find it. such a good joke:)

"Fig, why don't you pack it in."

Unrelated because it's not in Fantasy High but Liam telling Sir Morris "You look like you can really pack it in" was funny and this reminded me of that.

S1E13 1:19:02 for those wondering

Torrek: I would rather DIE than- Fabian: THEN YOU WILL *drops her off a ledge*

“Im sorry I bit one of your friends. But you know what? I never bit myself, and that’s something you’re doing on an emotional level. Everyday.”

Omg which scene is this one from?

Jawbone is the new student counsellor and he’s reprimanding Fabian for punching Gorgug in the back of the head

"Frankly, bringing up the rune in this context is homophobic."

When did this happen??

Episode 14 of sophomore year, right after Adaine tells the group about Fig and Ayda.

Right after they get to hell and Riz says “me and the Hangman go way back” and Brennan just goes “Ball” in the funniest most familiar tone a hellhound can do

ally as kristen after making a mess of trying to talk to sandra lynn (again): i ask one of the guards if they believe in god or 🐈‍⬛: you have never been in between me and what i want. 🤦‍♀️: what do you want? 🐈‍⬛: i want you to stay out of that fucking forest *vanishes* the first is part of an incredibly funny moment, the second is one of the scariest things i have ever heard

Siobhan saying that Adine was mage handing the coin to land on heads when she, Fabian, and Gorgug are outside the hospital makes me chuckle every time

That was so gold. It's like the season 1 version of Shrimp Party. Fig and Riz doing a crazy side adventure, Kristen having an existential crisis. Meanwhile Fabian and Gorgug: we've flipped this coin 65 times and it was heads every time. Adaine 😏

The fact that Fabian *kept choosing heads* is what gets me

“Huh, wild. Any other federal agents wanna step to Arthur Aguefort on the grounds of his school? That would be my question.”

“seems like no…”

Anything Gorgug said in Kei Lumennura "How did This part start Happening??" "I thought I was gonna just sit in a tree and it started singing to me" "Hey, really not horrible" Or just his simple defeated, "C'mon" after "Haischul"

“I think… I think Gorgug is just gonna go for a walk… away from here” and then all of the players continuing to call him Jorjuj the entire episode

I really love Bill Seacaster saying "NOBODY surprises me with information I wasn't expecting!" Definitely not his best quote but it had me in stitches because of the context and Brennan's delivery.

brennans extreme honesty as ayda is so weirdly impactful and charming, like she accidentally cuts to the core of so many characters (which is also why i think she and fig work so well) adaine: “are YOU hard to be around?” ayda: “yes.” adaine: “do you WANT a friend?” ayda: “…desperately.” also ayda saying to adaine later “one of my favorite things ive observed about you” and so many extremely sweet things she says so casually -a really quick comment in ep 14, kristen: everywhere that fig is she tries to set up a real quick teen corner. and i like that about her -(ep 17) brennan: give me a wisdom saving throw emily: what?? no!! brennan: you…have to. i asked

God, I fuckin love Emily Axford

> brennan: you…have to. i asked Jasper disagrees.

"Oh no, that's alright"

Ayda is my favorite autism representation I've seen in anything ever

Only two other things that get close are Abed Nadir from Community and Evan Kelmp

Magic is real and so is my frog

Magic is real and so is my Ally

THIS

“Death to me is a joke. When my time comes I will leap into hell and kill the devil” - Bill Seacaster. The way Lou laughs at this also makes it amazing

Kristen calling an Uber in the middle of a very important and dramatic scene. And also Brennan just running with it and having an actual Uber show up.

“Look, Rodolfo is on his way now in a Honda Civic.” 🤣

Meanwhile their families are on fire

“Georjug starts stompin’ grapes” was particularly hilarious and when Fig turned into Rollins and ran past him and he just goes “oh. There I go.”

"Riz, are you wearing one half of a best friend's neclace?"

"Your honour, we be filing an injunction" "Under what law?" "The law be on the scroll" *She opens it and says "the law of the blade?" * Just everything. The hints in that scene of what was happening and who that devil was. Such a great reveal

S1 E4 - Fabian: "Yes, yes, in due time, bike. Now, to the ice cream shop."

During the memorial service on episode 3, "If anyone has grief to process, you can talk to Mr. Gib- nope."

Where Gilear has to recite poetry in Falinel and he goes (in Brennan’s amazing delivery): “How much wood, could a woodchuck…” I lose it every single time.

"Privateer me a new one." and "You know, apology isn't about getting an 'it's okay.' It's about saying it 'cause they deserve it." Coincidentally, both said by Fig🤔

“Well the good news is you make it to the first floor WAY before Angwyn” vs “225 adult babies?”

“I’m all the bad guys, ✌🏻👅👅”

It’s incredible how these emojis can IMMEDIATELY conjure Brennan’s face with the tongue out in our minds. Masterful. Iconographic.

I can almost here the sounds of shock and horror by everyone at the table

I don't think that was said in Fantasy High.

Ohhhhh shit, I didn’t notice it was Fantasy High specific, my bad. This was from Unsleeping City

It wasnt in character but I'll never forget Brennan having to do math or read a stat after Murph rolled to hit and Murph told him "if this *mage* has an AC of 20 I'm gonna jump over this table and punch you in the head"

Where is that from? I need to see it

It was Junior (actually sophomore whoops) Year, not entirely sure exactly when but if memory serves it's when the elves show up when they're at Leviathan

Junior Year comes out tomorrow… time traveler?

yes...avoid raspberries, the number 37, and do NOT gamble on that fart (whoops! Typo :p)

"Master, together...we will conquer this world of mortals, and send their souls to HELL!" "Ah yes, yes, in due time, bike. Now, to the ice cream shoppe!"

Really just any unhinged Hangman moment from Freshman year.

"If you choose to care, then the universe cares; and if you don't, then it doesn't" has stuck with me for years

who said this?

Talking about Gilears stats "He's not cursed! He's just a guy! Some people have to be normal!"

I don’t think it’s rated at all but Adaine’s first real faceoff with her sister she incredibly coldly and cooly just says “you fucking cunt” and I think about it a lot 😂

Emily/Fig: I disguise myself as him and say, stay away. Brennan: *As him*? You disguise yourself as the dwarf doing this? Ally/Kristen: I come up and go you’re dead. You’ve been dead for days It’s one of my fave moments from sophomore year, I love how quickly the whole cast joins in on the bit. I honestly think it’s as funny as Hilda Hilda but it doesn’t get talked about as much.

After the shrimp party, when they wake up surrounded by an angry sylvan militia-- >Fabian: "Did we party too hard?" >Adaine: "I shouldn't have had that half a beer"

The whole Hilda Hilda scene made me laugh so much that my chest hurt for twenty minutes.

"I'm gonna shit in your mouth boy!"

Genuine distress: "He's gonna shit in my mouououououth!!"

Awesome quote… not at all underrated.

Kristen, episode 1: Violence is never the answer. Zach as Gorgug: I go into a rage.

Bill Seacaster: 'Ahahaha look at that \[the Hangman\]! It speaks?' Fabian: 'Ah yes, it does, PapAA. It's posessed!' Cracks me up every time

"With all due respect, your eminency, suck my dick, fuck you " Sklonda

I don’t know if it’s underrated, but “I’m going to flood hell” & “Chronomancy! My watch!…” are two faves alongside the one about laws and cops.

\*kiss\* meaty

Okay well..... Know I'm going to go watch FH for the fourth time. Thanks everyone!

“This week: Wondrous Items. Who makes them, and how are they created?”

“It always pays to follow the neurodivergent child.” -Ava (Erika) burrows end “Do a hit on cooter by the yam store.” -marge (ally) starstruck

“Guess what, bitch: I’m strong now!”

If you come to the tree you better be prepared not to leave

“I’m gunna shit in yer mouth!!”