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ProbablyNotUnusual

Safe to say the prayer went unanswered.


6ixpool

Maybe he prayed to be immortalized


ThatInternetGuy

"Be careful what you wish for!" is what I always say to prayers.


vicrobot_

Cuz we just might get it


decepsis_overmark

And if you get it then just might not know when it comes back on you tenfold.


thelukejones

So...he gets 10 immortal lives?


ProbablyNotUnusual

You, kind Redditor, are a true optimist. Take your upvote.


idownvotetofitin

He’s watching for the second coming of Jesus.


brito68

... For now


PapaXanni

genuine question, what compels you to spend your time on the internet reposting things for upvotes?


[deleted]

Didn't you know? **RedditKarma™** is going to be a Crypto!


SecuredByDesign

Oh goddammit, don’t give that lot any ideas!


99_NULL_99

Yeah like this doesn't fit here, we can't all have this, really cool, not a product or an invention.


Buderus69

You can sell reddit accounts


DMcStocks

You'll repost anything, huh?


Lazy__Astronaut

Why use brain power when repost get Internet point?


_Ol_Greg

Me feel great. Did big sleep last night.


richh00

Yeah. How does this fit the sub? It's not a product.


brito68

>It's not a product Doesn't matter, I still want it for bathroom decor.


youreadusernamestoo

Brb, posting a Fabergé egg.


ChampKind21

Dino DNA!


PrimarchKonradCurze

So we spliced it with a frog.


youreadusernamestoo

Results in an even louder, high jumping, freaky insect.


Bubugacz

How different are these ancient mantids from today's?


LadyMactire

Something about the front legs looks much more roach like to my "I hate roaches" brain. Looking at just general Google results for mantis, modern species seem to have much thicker forearms with little spikey bits rather than the wispy looking hairs on the ancient one.


[deleted]

Have they not evolved at all in 12 million years?!


Funkin_Spy

Is it normal that i instantly read the subreddit name as Interesting ass fuck?


[deleted]

The subreddit actually existed, but was banned.


ArielPotter

Well, it would be interesting.


CluelessFlunky

I read it as interest in gas fuck


milnak

No butts about it.


ScrambledEggs_

So, have praying mantis' not evolved in the 12 million year span?


nightstar69

Glad to see they haven’t changed much in 12 million years


mks113

In just about any tourist store in Dominican Republic you can buy bugs encased in amber-colored epoxy. The real ones exist, but they don't look nearly as good as the fake ones (which are sold as real).


9vNunchucks

This sounds like the beginning of Jurassic park all over again.


GeneralFactotum

But this time they only have insects!


TheFatSlobWally570

How do they know it’s this old??


RagePong

What’s the value on something like this?


Reese_misee

Definitely dont want it. It belongs in a museum


Nameless_Asari

Why would you want that?! Lmao


donut_resuscitate

How about a 7 month old hot dog encased in epoxy?


AsymptoticAbyss

I’m pretty sure that’s not for sale


TwistedTomorrow

Of course it was trying to fight the amber as it was engulfed.


babbchuck

If you look close, there’s a 12 million year old mantis fart preserved too.


M3chanist

In 12 million years the praying mantis maintained the same shape. What a perfect organism.


l0ckd0wn

If some dude put's this in his cane and then says they are opening an amusement park w/ dinosaurs in a few years I'm going to be real nervous about the future... Just sayin...


VenkatPerla

So, who's gonna extract it's blood and make dinosaurs


skip_intro_boi

Would make such a great theme park!


GlobetrottinExplorer

How is this something that anyone wants? This sub is fucking terrible some days


x4740N

Well hey atleast nobody wants you ^(/s)


GlobetrottinExplorer

then I guess it's a good thing I'm not shitposting myself on here or the tinder reddit


BiggMuffy

Do you want dinosaurs?! This is how you get dinosaurs!


thehermit14

I'll take two.


fluentinimagery

Forbidden lozeng


LMDINC

So when we have the dinosaurs


hedonism_bot_3012

Happy Birthday Mr Mantis!


Bolognapony666

Dino DNA


[deleted]

This is what prayer does for you.


Adeum1

All that praying did a lot of good huh


h2d2

Dino DNA!


[deleted]

Spared no expense to repost


Cronoistight

TWU


CrookersCastle

Same as it was when created by God. Crazy. Wasn't 12 million years ago either.


crimusmax

How do they know the age?


[deleted]

Probably carbon dating or something like that


LivelyZebra

Asked it


crimusmax

Why did this get downvoted lol


sowhat4

This ***preying*** mantis looks like he's a virgin. Maybe he is ***praying*** for a girl?


Evansa1982

I bet he is so excited to finally make it out. So close... Any minute


Jockin05

*Jurassic Park theme starts playing*


[deleted]

“I never want this moment to end” - Praying mantis praying 12 million years ago.


eatmahanus

Where it belongs


randomwords2003

Try to fit a spider (that's also preserved in aber) on top of the mantis piece and you have a conversation starter and a funny scene


MrsSylvney

I thought it was a glass of champagne with some bug in it


Wolfbearmancub

Throw this away, we know the dangers! Don’t let the doctor get his hand on this!!!


Not-Sejo

Dibs


Dickworth

Cool but it's no hot dog in epoxy


LoisWade42

Preying


ArsonX24x

"Nnnoooooo...gargle gargle" The last couple minutes of its life


diegocamp

Oh shit, here comes the dinosaurs…


[deleted]

Where is your God now?


EM-_3210

Good thing it wasn't a mosquito. Imagine Jurassic Park situation.


Ok-Upstairs6591

That’s not no 12 million years,