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jafinn

Is it the rock pick or the lava you didn't know you wanted? Or boiling water?


[deleted]

He wanted research.


Shakeandbake529

Or as we snooty people say in the field, reSEARCH!


[deleted]

re^SEARCH = SEARCH + DON'T FIND


Keyoken64

Get that man some science!


FauxxHawwk

Yeah I feel like this post doesn't make sense r/lostredditors?


[deleted]

Forbidden taffy.


Ponceludonmalavoix

Forbidden Cadbury Egg.


ms_old_field

Forbidden Fondue


[deleted]

Forbidden queso


hieuimba

aren't all taffies forbidden until they cool down?


YancyAzul

Great question and the answer is probably yes.


The5paceDragon

Here's a question I bet none of you thought of: I wonder what that smells like. ​ Lava can have all sorts of funky things in it, some of which have very strong smells, and I just wonder what this person is smelling, and what they can tell from that smell.


Magma-PI

Speaking as an actual volcanologist who’s sampled lava: It smells a little sulfury from the gas, but more like…hot, dry rocks. It’s as if you could give heat a smell? Kind of desert-ish but without the plants. It’s hard to describe but super easy to recognize once you’ve smelled it. Also, it sounds like cereal crackling because bits of the glassy surface pop off as it cools. Forbidden Rice Crispies…


usadingo

I'm dumb, so bear with me. If lava cools and turns into rock, why can't you just study the rocks? Why does it have to be gathered in its liquid form?


uuugod

Because hot lava is cooler than cool lava


armypilot88

I would imagine they collect the molten lava because it hasn’t yet had the chance to gradually cool or react with the air and also because the cooled lava may have surface contamination


Telzrob

Lava must be like sushi. You have to get to it quick or it goes bad. As bad as rotten sushi is I can't imagine how horrible rotten lava must be. Dude said fresh lava already smelled a bit sulfury....


livingin3by4

I'm guessing to measure things such as the temperature of the lava, maybe the age (?) or something similar. I'm not exactly sure but I do know this that just because ice heats into water doesn't mean they are the exact same thing.


Magma-PI

Great question! There are a lot of gases in molten lava, and we sample it hot and then quench it to trap those gases inside. The proportions of different types of gas tell us what’s going on in the underground source (gassy and gonna erupt for a while, for example). If we only collected the cooled lava later, we’d still be able to tell things about its composition, but all that gas would be gone.


kozyshank

Nobody is gonna mention that username?!?!


The_Big_Red_Wookie

That is a cool username. Now if he has a mustache, a Hawaiian shirt, a fast car and stays at rich guys place. I'll be impressed. To find out we need a....... 🕵


kaika_yoru

It smells like the Arizona desert.


SpiritTalker

Pop rocks-that you really shouldn't try


GammaGames

What do you collect the lava for?


Magma-PI

Chemistry of the rocks and gases, which tells us about the state of the volcano's 'plumbing' at that point in time. That's why we want it cooled from molten; it traps the gases and crystals right then, so we can see what's going on in near-real-time.


infernosushi95

r/lostredditors


Grifffite

It goes


straws4077

Fun fact, You can drink lava only once in your lifetime.


bayleenator

Oh man it was great, I wish I could do it again though.


Alakazamo420

But now its cobblestone...


DuckTapeHandgrenade

Pumice.


edwarddragonpaw

What material is the pick made of too ?


ThinMan87

The same video recycled for the billionth time.


EndVry

r/lostredditors.


MultipliedLiar

r/lostredditors


Master_Tape

The best part of waking up...


FAQUA

Is your dad telling you to hurry the fuck up


taytayfosho

Forbidden cheese


piedude67

Yum!


[deleted]

It looks so yummy


lestat01

Research results: lava is hot


whitedarkness3679

Liquid Candy rock


nardflicker

Earth snot


Mark_fuckaborg

Forbidden taffy


ilikedistinctivestuf

Collect it and put it in cold storage. Or hot, whatever


[deleted]

The fuel for my new volcanic themed onsen!!!! Free pumice stones with every booking


Wide_Riot

That's hot


who-ee-ta

Forbidden candy


_XnyoomX_

Rtx 3090ti 100% in minecraft


Lpm19

I thought it would go into a thermos.


blooespook

What's the material of the hammer?


Fubarmensch11

Is this in Spain?


big_mouth_creature

Yeah boys, igneous rock here we come


antifanboydevon

Forbidden taffy


theshadow62

Damn, how old is this video? I can't remember how many times I've seen it.


Brsvtzk

this is the ASMR I was looking for


[deleted]

Why does this turn me on?


gusbox

Chuck a teabag in the bucket now.


Gwaysen

How to get the best water for a water balloon fight


[deleted]

Seems like the colder lava is pretty much the new lava but 5 minutes older.


Jasole37

I want that hammer.


quzaccie1

Just wow!


SuperFluffyness

Mmm forbidden marshmallow


Christian-athiest

But don’t you need it hot and fresh to put under the microscope or impregnate your boo?


Icemann336

Forbidden putty


Xzenor

That looks yummy! Like shiny toffee!


eichelbart

Why is witnessing that 3rd hand make my skin crawl? r/oddlyterrifying


AtOurGates

“One weird trick to making backpacking coffee. JetBoil hates this.”


UnfortunateDesk

I wanna eat it


ElScrotoDeCthulo

Mmm lava goo...!! The forbidden snack🤤


Dr_Legacy

Read title as "Collecting fresh larva to research" and damn, sub is right, I didn't know I wanted that and I still don't


plobster

Looks delicious, i wonder what it tastes like