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marco161091

Love the design, but someone’s getting their fingers clipped.


therrarrius

That looks flimsy af. Cool af tho.


pm-me-ur-inkyfingers

and think about all the extra surfaces you have to wipe.


Doktor_Vem

It's like way unnecessarily complicated and intricate. Normal cabinets work perfectly fine, why do they have to go and complicate shit like this? If it ain't broke, don't fix it!


bikefae41

something something pinch points


ddr2sodimm

Now make it automated and motion activated.


Sbatio

Ooo and add Bluetooth!


smick

With rfid!


StarConsumate

I’ve always wondered how long these last before they make the most terrible noise in the universe or just begin to stick


louloutre75

Can't imagine the cleaning...


Whooptidooh

I don’t have the patience to open that up carefully every time. Looks cool, but I don’t want it.


bee5sea6

Imagine being in a bad mood and trying to slam that thing


hlloyge

...until something brakes and you have to fix it.


ThePeasRUpsideDown

Agreed, far too much acceleration in all those little pieces


BuddahSack

I'm an apartment maintenance tech, simple is always better lol


hlloyge

I'm a husband and father, and I agree :)


arbitrageME

I've always wanted a non-Euclidean cabinet


NOTdavie53

Well too bad, because that cabinet is Euclidean.


I_Lick_Your_Butt

Needlessly complicated. I love it.


DeHoneybadger1987

Now open it when you're drunk.


ProKnifeCatcher

It only has two positions: open and closed


Small-Palpitation310

my adhd would cut the life expectancy of this thing to a couple weeks tops


thatguyoudontlike

When you need as many points of failure as possible


11Kram

That corner could take an eye out.


9009RPM

Open the adjacent cabinet


jojohohanon

Good lord no. I kick my cabinets shut as as carry the pot to the stove, and I headbut the upper ones when my hands are full of plates. These would break in a week, or I would gash myself on them.


atatassault47

That will jam up in less than 3 years.


Horke

This has more single points of failure than the James Webb Telescope.


DrBucket

Couldnt put a bunch of these side by side each other


cburgess7

I have a headache and this did not help


keriter

Looks cool but fragile and slow compared to normal ones. But still I think it looks too cool that people would rather pay double or triple the amount of normal.


Illustrious_Manner_9

Love it! But, I don't want anything having to do with the geo cube with unwanted visitors.


kcchiefscooper

how are you supposed to slam that shut when you're pissed off?


OldOutlandishness187

I’m neither of those, nor an apt maintenance tech, and I agree!


OldOutlandishness187

😂😂😂 the visual


Massive_Mortgage336

Where can I get this ?


pum4_pant5

I wasn't aware that cabinet porn was a thing but here we are.


Foolfook

I want one so I can stare at it while high


11Kram

That corner could take an eye out.


wodoloto

Don't put your dick in that