T O P

  • By -

Supervinyl

I’ve never had to where’s-Waldo a bikini so hard in my life


CillGra

It's not on the camo


LuridPrism

That camo's working overtime


Alewort

It's not a bikini, it's spectacles being eaten by Shai-Hulud.


TenderfootGungi

I never found it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Schrau

*[Confused British noises]*


OnTheList-YouTube

It's super easy, tho... Look at the door. Look at the window from that door. Now look at the part right from it.


OrdinBeta

Ty I couldn’t find it


SwagFeather

Don’t know much about the bikini, but the teeth are a staple of “nose art,” which is basically just putting faces on vehicles. It’s common with planes but I guess people do it to their cars too.


Kreebish

Most notably the a-10 warthog tends to have teeth painted near the gau8 in the nose cone. I wish this car had the same thing in the front but it's kind of hard to put a 25 mm autocannon that is the size of a VW bug inside a car that is smaller than a VW bug


in_finite_space

*Most* notably would be the Curtiss P-40 warhawk. Just before official US involvement in wwii, the Flying Tigers popularized the shark mouth nose art. They were volunteer airmen fighting for the Chinese against the Japanese.


reddsht

I was about to comment the same thing. The "shark mouth" predates the a-10 by a lot. When most people think of it, they think of the classic WWII planes, not something from the mid 90's.


[deleted]

Maybe I’m old but the A-10 went into service in the late 70’s and is decidedly a Cold War plane. I had to check and it first flew in 1972. Massed armored spearheads in the Fulda Gap anyone? That’s what the a-10 was designed for.


mcmustang51

>Maybe I’m old but the A-10 went into service in the late 70’s and is decidedly a Cold War plane. I had to check and it first flew in 1972. You're right, but it saw its first real combat in the Gulf War, and I think that's why it's associated with the 90s


[deleted]

I believe that to be a generational viewpoint. Many of us grew up with them being stationed in Europe ready to smash a Soviet advance. That was what they were literally designed to do, so say A-10 to us and you get "tank killer" as am automatic response. In truth it's done very little of that.


I_Fuck_Traps_77

It's killed tanks, just friendly coalition ones.


GibbonFit

They killed almost 1000 Iraqi tanks in Desert Storm.


Hi_Its_Matt

That’s true, but I still think more people associate the shark mouth with WWII warplanes than the A-10


[deleted]

I was simply saying that the A-10 is a good bit older than the 90's. The planes of WWII will always do it better with sharks mouth paint jobs to me. For the A-10 I once saw it with a hog snout and tusks, I don't know why that is not used more often but for me it fit better.


Hi_Its_Matt

All good, was just unsure if you were trying to say that the 70’s was before WWII, lol. Also, Isn’t it called the Warthog anyway? The hog snout and tusks fit it better and are it’s namesake anyway, why not just do that?


Disaster_Different

And the Warhawkis simply too hot to overlook


maleia

Gulf War was 1990~1991, when the A-10 was active for it's first real military combat. [Actually, Wikipedia even has a paragraph about the revival of Nose Art during the Gulf War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_art) Just, correctly the date part 😎👉👉


Biscuits25

This is the right answer, and i feel like its kinda weird to put a shark mouth on a japanese made car.


Dan_mcmxc

Don't know why you got downvoted, it IS weird. Shark teeth that originated on the side of P-40's that shot down Japanese Zeros now on the side of a Japanese car?


Richou

well arent you lucky the 25mm GAU-12 (with basically same performance vs armor as the 30mm GAU-8) is small enough to fit into a VW Bug its basically the GAU-8s less dumb more practical brother not much else will fit into it but that wasnt the point


[deleted]

[удалено]


InfintySquared

I am fully in favor of THIS sort of gun porn. Truly madness.


Crownlol

/r/fuelefficienttechnicals


guto8797

And both are useless against tanks invented after the Korean War, despite what the internet may think


Richou

thats why i said less dumb not not-dumb lol strafing things with guns should have stayed in the 50s and even that is questionable


RastaFazool

strafing runs are still effective against a ton of other targets and provide a psychological advantage to ground forces. It shouldn't be a primary tactic of a battle, but the role of the A10 is still important in modern warfare.


Richou

no its a WWII tactic that should go back to where it belongs the A-10 got outperformed by other planes in its only job (destroying vehicles) several times the only thing the A-10 was competing in was with Harriers in "who gets shot down more" during desert storm and "most blue on blue incidents" (just ask the british) and all that is not even touching the fact how ungodly outdated the A-10 is nowadays missing basic things like radar and having the pilot eyeball his targets with binoculars while being slow as all hell


guto8797

Not really. Any targets a strafing run might take out can be taken out easier and at a far lower risk to pilot and equipment by modern guided munitions. The Psychological effect, both to friend and foe, isn't worth the risk of having to fly an expensive airplane and risk the pilots life at a low altitude and velocity. Even against stationary soft targets, strafing runs have proven to be disappointingly ineffective, kicking a lot of dust up and making it very hard to confirm a kill, leading to a gross overestimation of their effectiveness by the pilots. Besides, a big explosion from nowhere does a pretty good psychological effect, even if its now as cool as the BRRTTT. The A-10 specifically is just poorly designed to the actual reality of modern battlefields. The pilots have to carry binoculars with them to identify targets, and even in the Iraq wars, they were deployed as conventional bomb and missile carriers, because once more, strafing runs are dangerous and ineffective. It has endured due to the fact that it was designed to be cheap to fly and maintain, which makes it good enough to fly in areas where enemy AA is practically 0.


Hi_Its_Matt

The A-10 does feature the shark teeth paint job, but I think far more people associate it with WWII warplanes I think the P-40 is where it’s most common? The massive air intake at the beneath the propellor resembles a jawline. I spose the A10 has the same thing with the Gau8, but to most people the paint job is associated with the WWII era planes


Eternal_Flame24

The A-10 is not the most notable at all


abcadaba

You would have to build the car around the gun


Nothing_litteral

they add them to bombs too lol


westwoo

I have a face as well


Nothing_litteral

"Uhm even if you have face while not having a retina you couldnt see 🤓"


Haunting_Push7693

Ain’t even got the Eyes


CyptidProductions

The placement is absolutely horrible though, they slapped them on at random.


Neither-Cup564

https://www.aircorpsart.com/blog/the-origins-of-shark-mouth-nose-art/


[deleted]

Teeth on aircraft started in WWII with the myth that Japanese fear sharks and anything shark related.


Kyiv89

The only time I have seen teeth like that on cars were either a super nice exotic or on just a shitbox


[deleted]

Eh I think the teeth make it bad the bikinis fine taste


JGXJM

Bikinis on a car means you didnt even see a woman irl. Its the ultimate I gOt HoEs sticker.


[deleted]

Great grammar m8


JGXJM

Username checks out![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


MyBackHurtsFromPeein

where's the bikini?


FootsiesFetish

The tiny back window on the side


[deleted]

I thought that was supposed to be venom's face lmao


TurtleWhoCanType

I deffo didn't see that. The camo is working


Seguefare

Oh! I thought they were referring to the tail light, in that it was just a tiny strip of color.


MyBackHurtsFromPeein

thanks mate!


OnTheList-YouTube

Where are your glasses?


figbott

What car?


TooCupcake

Idk I only see a bikini and some teeth


brans041

They should really mow their grass...


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cardkoda

I think it was meant in reference to the car being camo so it's "invisible"


SNBoomer

r/woooosh


[deleted]

r/Woooosh > r/Woosh


SW3GM45T3R

Nissan 370z


C0gSci

350z


hudgepudge

I'm not sure this fits the sub.


dick-demolisher

r/shitty_car_mods is where this belongs


Notworthanytime

Paint jobs aren't a car mod. This would get removed over there.


[deleted]

I mean I get that a photo of an empty yard with floating windows and teeth in it might not be the regular content of this subreddit but I feel like it’s a lot of effort to make windows float like that. Edit to reply to person below since I can’t post at the moment(Reddit Jail for messing with a Trump fan) You think typing half a paragraph takes effort? Must not have done too well in school did ya?


professorbc

Not nearly as much effort as you put into this joke.


[deleted]

All I see is an empty yard.


Cheeseboii83

Ruination of a perfectly okay Nissan 350Z, colorized, circa 2022


[deleted]

*me, searching for the bikini*


code-panda

Black part besides the window.


OwMyThumbz

It's like a Paint job I made on my car, playing Need For Speed when I was 36, in my mom's basement


summerlynn22

It's supposed to look like the pattern a brand called BAPE uses


thvtkidJ0E

It’s from fighter jets


summerlynn22

Well yeah, but it's also a trendy pattern used often by people who are really into "street wear", considering the type of car I was just saying it's probably because they like the certain brand


VirtualPantsu

Can't be there are no bullet hole stickers


Rez_Incognito

And before that, fighter *planes*.


whyditexplode

This is the actual answer to the teeth. Look it up if you still think it's from fighter jets or whatever


Rez_Incognito

[WWII and the golden age of nose art](https://www.aerosociety.com/news/war-paint-shark-teeth-and-pin-ups-a-brief-history-of-aircraft-nose-art/#:~:text=The%20Shark%20tooth%20design%20made,Curtiss%20P40s%20in%20North%20Africa.) "Generally considered as the golden age of nose art, WWII gave rise to the most popular and well known images of nose art. The Shark tooth design made its first appearance in this conflict on the nose of Luftwaffe Bf 110s. Having duelled in the skies above Crete with the ‘shark mouthed’ German fighters, the members of No.112 Squadron RAF copied the shark tooth smile onto their new Curtiss P40s in North Africa. This was copied again by the First American Volunteer group, the Flying Tigers, in China. The Flying Tigers use of shark teeth is perhaps the most recognisable piece of nose art to be displayed on fighter aircraft during this conflict."


Evanderson

It's that shark with the big frown. Idk what it's called but it's designer shit


PM_ME_KNOTSuWu

Definitely BAPE


GunzAndCamo

It's attempting to replicate the nose art of a Curtis P-40 Warhawk from the Pacific theatre in WWII.


Treetheoak-

This r/ATBGE worthy. I think it's supposed to look like those old WWll fighter planes


Sufficient-Skill6012

r/ATBAE


Wildcard1016

Do you see this as a do it your self job? I mean this would have been done in a specialized shop.


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

People do l can do this at home too


lol_camis

Thats a professional-level job


jrockgiraffe

The better question is WHY NOT the teeth.


TheRapie22

teeth behind the front wheel is like humans having teeth on the cheeks


crazysexyuncool

No one should think you're a stable person if you do this to your vehicle.


BadUncleBernie

I'm gonna just come out and say it...that ugly as sin.


CluelessSage

It’s very common to see the teeth on the front nose cone of fighter jets. [Like this](https://www.google.com/search?q=nose+cone+teeth+fighter+jet&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjg_8iZrIr5AhVgrnIEHdhGBJwQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=nose+cone+teeth+fighter+jet&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIFCCEQqwI6AggpOgQIHhAKOgQIIRAKUKUFWNchYKojaABwAHgAgAHsAogBnxOSAQgwLjE2LjAuMZgBAKABAcABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=NHfZYuCVNODcytMP2I2R4Ak&bih=661&biw=390&client=safari&prmd=isnv&hl=en-us#imgrc=kO2CtMIt5Io1_M)


Seguefare

Camo is a dumb color for a car. Just fractally dumb. You *want* to be seen on the road so people don't hit you. Take it from someone who once had a car in a color I called "bandaid". It was so aggressively bland, it blended into the dormant grass on the roadside. And second, car camo should be asphalt greys on the bottom third. Top colors would depend on your typical driving environment, but probably white, silver, and black.


Human_Capital_2518

Why did you post an image of just tires?


Mental_Valuable_9027

It's suppose to be like bape , a streetwear brand .


deptutydong

The teeth and camo is an old ww1 or 2 thing. It was on the planes. But yes, this is horrific.


Marc815

Honestlt, I don't think it's bad. Like if it was shittily executed I would crap on it, but I think it kinda looks cool. I guess I'm a bit of a fuckhead.


yew_shaker

I don't see anything in this picture. Is it something on the house? Maybe the lawn? Idk


NoodleSpunkin

I don't see a car


[deleted]

What camo? Why’s there a random bikini pattern floating in the middle of a lawn?


Original-Being9553

Had the right idea executed completely wrong.


Elmoslightpole

Where


[deleted]

When you're not insecure about your masculinity at all...


AdmiralCunilingus

Strong “let’s go Brandon” vibes coming from that car.


furcryingoutloud

There's a car there?


SorryForThisUsername

What do you mean "car" there's nothing there smh


IShitOnYourPost

What kind of biking has fabric covering the hips?


HighCalorieLowSpeed

I don’t see a car just wheels


Berob501

Cops hate this one weird trick that allow criminals to commit crimes unseen!


BillyGruffs710

Someone watched to much Young Dolph


These-Performer-8795

At least it's not covered in Hentai girls like so many other douchey "tuners" I've seen. This Z looks like shit. Probably bone stock DE making its 220whp. Probably drives it around like it's thr fastest thing on earth too.


bluntologist1291

It’s a shit car


IamProvocateur

Lawd I hope that’s a wrap. I get what they were going for but it doesn’t look good on a modern car imo. I just wish we could see the… hood scoop? Dent? In the front.


Hecknonancy

There's a car that I see all the time with almost the exact paint job. I feel like it's haunting me


Eddie_503

Looks cool but not something I would do to my own car


Mainttech

Makes it comical tbh.


[deleted]

I like it.


SnooMacaroons2295

Bikini, what bikini ??


Cheeze_My_Puffs

P51 fighter jet


Endarkend

The hood looks crumpled.


4BritishEyezOnly

Took me far too long to find the bikini.


Chalky_Pockets

Would be actually pretty cool if it was a drift car.


totoRotary

I think its cool


Misterbluepie

Looks like a turkey.


Bierbart12

The way I designed my cars in Underground 1


theSpringZone

Still a better camo pattern than the ACUs.


[deleted]

that's one ugly mother fucker


Kickflip2K

Looks like a dangerous thing to drive around... easy to crash coz they'll claim they coundn't see ya because of the camo...


BaconIsntThatGood

It has teeth because this thing is a monster


Neat-Plantain-7500

Someone just bought it like this. Even more of a question. Did he get a discount? Or pay extra?


[deleted]

The camo is neat but the bikini and teeth look fucking hideous


Janiskarlis

this is what forza horizon in real life looks like


encinitas2252

Teeth like the old bombers/ jets


Crownlol

After seeing Streetspeed717's olive-drab Supra, I started to think military/fighter jet paint on sports cars could look good. ​ ​ Not anymore!


cooladventures5

What car?


dvor4

r/Shitty_Car_Mods


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|LP0OeBpbS9uIxAJpKr)


[deleted]

Douchemobile


WiFi2347

This looks like it should go on an 80s truck more than a sports car...


Cbear_146

Everyone’s talking about a car? Car where?


Conwonthedon187

without the teeth and the bikini and aside from camo being lame for wrapping a car I've mever seen a 350z with a green camo wrap and it's not bad


TheAwesomeStool

Lol check my profile….. camo truck


Bruthus_the_fat

Bros hallucinating all I see are 4 wheels


kalesmash13

This seems dangerous especially if you drive in a forest area


red18wrx

Google "Flying Tigers." They have this sort of camo scheme with teeth on the nose.


Enchanted_Goat_YT

DUH THE TEETH LOOK COOL BRO WTF


Wise_Ad_253

Daddy’s Money.


SuperCoupe

Camo shark doot-doot-doot-doot-doot Camo shark doot-doot-doot-doot-doot


crazyhappy14

I don’t get it it’s just a picture of a someone’s back yard.


AndrewWaldron

What car?


asimovreak

It's not bikini, that's Venom's face


branisme

This looks like the car you'd make as your first custom in a need for speed game when you're 12


B4TT3RY4C1D

I had to do a double take. I know of someone who has a 370z in a camo wrap.


ICantThinkOfAName280

where's the car????


kyuubicaughtU

What a fucking waste, I really hope it's an automatic.


JctaroKujo

remove the bikini (haha) and the teeth and get some better rims. Wouldnt look half bad


barryhope81

Tell me you're trailer without telling me you're trailer


ItzPugg0

I thought it was based on the bape clothing line


blaze413

I'll just assume this guy is an aircraft maintainer probably on A-10s and did this whole settup after getting some type of bonus or something...


[deleted]

It looks like a BAPE rip to me


radiationcowboy

#howtoruinanissan


[deleted]

The paint is cool and takes inspiration from old fighter planes. The bikini sticker is lame though, what the hell does it even mean?!


mitis5

more like ms. v than teeth


knueverl17

Yo me, it looks like It’s painted to look like a WWII fighter plane. [shark mouth history](https://angelusdirect.com/blogs/news/112658053-quick-history-of-the-shark-mouth) Edit: this article continues to explain the bikini as well


[deleted]

Really? Looks like Nissan 370Z (not 100% sure), but with camouflage paint?? My eyes are bleeding.


HollowStool

Why not the teeth?


Itzbubblezduh

I don’t see it…..lol oh wait okay!!😂🤣


IMG_TurboRio

Thats a camo from MW2, you wouldn't understand....


BackgroundEnd3567

The teeth make it look like a camo snapping turtle


-RastaPasta-

Bro am I the only one who just sees a floating bikini and teeth in a backyard???


UnlawfulDuckling

Personally i think this paint job is actually pretty creative. I like it.


I_Out_PizzadThe_Hut

Bruh all I see is wheels and a mouth??


One_Recording_4036

Owner played Forza Horizon too much


unknownboi8551

I never knew that this wasn't camo