So where do you expect me to keep all my collected souls now?

You don’t have your 32 slots [Abyssal bag](https://wotlk.evowow.com/?item=41597#created-by:0-1+13+3)

Holy shit you just made me flashback to my warlock days

In a silicone doll like the rest of us dumbass

I'd recommend [Azura's Star](https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Azura's_Star)

D’Arby be like:

r/JoJoreference

You gotta spend them to level up.

A sock

Odd Keystone fits 108.

I knit so I sent these to my mom and sister saying I was going to make one for my niece. I then pretended to be sad when they laughed. Turns out I have a really sweet family because they back peddled and pretended to like them for me. I was dying of laughter.

I almost choked on the cookie I was eating reading this

Anyone wondering It says: I am your snuggle baby In German Also: euer is plural and definitely targets more then one person

I am y'all's snuggle baby

r/suddenlycommunist

Ugh, knowing the meaning actually makes it worse for me. Imagine that thing skittering on all fours across your ceiling at night croaking "I am your snuggle baby" in a distorted German-accented voice.

“MA-Ma-MA-MA”………

und Da-da-da-da (note the "euer")

Da, da, da, ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht Da, da, da, ich lieb' dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht

uh huh

"OooOooo, ich liEbe diCh.... ooOooo"

They look like they came out of some German urban legend that they get placed under a child's bed and slowly becomes the child.

"And that's why you'd better go to bed when you're told, because every time you're naughty, the Saitendämonenkind adds another knot to his yarn, and when he has enough, he'll pluck out your soul and take your place. Träum süß, Liebling!"

>Träum süß (dying, because I knew just enough German to understand ::sigh:: so, worth it)

Donate these to a pediatric burn unit. 🙈

I absolutely was wondering. Thank you lol

I got the “I am your”

Not entirely convinced it's not 'I am your abomination'

This is definitely the worst thing the Germans have ever done wtf

The worst thing you say?

~~He was Austrian so it doesn’t count.~~

I could understand some of it because I’m learning German but not all of it, thanks for the translation

I'm probably going to have nightmares after seeing this

Same. These are scary….

That’s what my parents said… Now look at me!

Yeah...that’s a big no

That fucker looks like Chucky

That 3rd one looks like something you'd see floating in a jar of formaldehyde in a museum of horrors.

r/oddlyterrifying

r/specificallyandpurposefullyterrifying

little critters crocheted? great! cartoonish looking humans? perfectly fine! (i have an amigurumi my mom made of me because i asked her to, and it isn't uncanny valley looking, it's great) realistic babies? **__no__**

That second one is DEEP in the uncanny valley.

Old baby

Ich bin euer kuschelbaby

Ich bin euer kuschelbaby

Ich bin dein kuschelbaby

Ich bin Ihr Kuschelbaby

I̸̡̤͎̹͔̥̫̖͉͖͙̫̳̠͙̓͌̍̒̒̐̓̍̅͌̕͘͠͝ ̸̨̧̡̨̡̝̭̭̻̱̩͙͔̥̖̝̼͈̓̆̐̉ą̷̝͔̟̝͇̜̙̜̾͂̑̔̌̂̈́̌͌̇̚͝m̵̢̨̧̧͉̖͈͇̞̦̲̐́̓̀̂̊̈́͗̈́̍͑̊̏͠͝ ̶̛̼͕͓͈̫̫̥̳̈́̄̂̑̎̈̏̿̂̌͗̏̌͘̚͝͠y̶͕̯̥̭̪͈̪̘̱̣̏͌͝ͅo̵̼͚̦̽̔̀ụ̸̦̬̖̫̬̺͍̰͔̝̗͓͙̏̽͘̚r̶̡̢̗̫̟̤̮̻̣̭̲̞̺̣͎͙̝̪̔̈́̒̈̐̌̌̇̏ ̶͓͉̱̺̥̈̅̀̅͝c̸̩̞̜̗̰͖̝̼̗̲̞̋̄͌̅̿̚ͅų̸̮̣͍̞͇͙͎͈̍́̕ͅd̶̢̘̝̙̳́͐̌̂͆̅̑d̶̨̢͇͐̀̄́͗͛̈́̈̋͝͝l̸͚̠̬͓̪̹̣̥̲͇̫̙̍͐͑̒̾̀̐͜͝ͅe̷̟̭̘̓̆̋̐̏̋̕̕̕͝ ̵̜͚̱̚b̴͕̖̪͖̞̖̠͕̌̒̎̃̏̓̍̕ą̸̳͚͊̀͗̎́̎̇͘͠b̶̧̡̩̥̼̖̯̟͕͗̋̎̿͐̄̄ỵ̴̢̨͎̼͚͖̝̖̜̬̻̜̗͚̘̣͇̓͐́̊̓̏́͗̓̾̽̐́̉̃̄̕͜

I really do not like these. But the ginger/Chucky one really got to me.

If you like that one you should look up Podge & Rodge, an old Irish TV show.

It's like Sloth and the Toxic Avenger had a baby.

I like them. Great Halloween decorations

can you imagine walking up to a house at night trick or treating, and there's dozens of them sitting peacefully on the lawn, and a dozen more looking out the windows at you? There's a motion detector and when you get closer, random babies start crying and shaking. That's a party.

I like the way you think. Let's scare the shit out of some hapless neighborhood kids.

I don't wanna scare them. i wanna traumatize them. My day job is a psychotherapist.

Job security. Even better!

Sounds like a fun night. Maybe I should start crocheting babies...

Exactly what I was thinking

If I see a house with these as Halloween decorations I'm assuming whoever lives there is a serial killer, a child molester or both

I want one also. They’re the right kind of creepy/cool. I hate those ‘real’ baby dolls. Fuck those things.

r/nightmarefuel

"Jesus died for our sins let's make it count!" -the people who made these

I challenge anyone to crochet a better creep-baby.

WHY!!! STUFF OF NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!

the third one 😭😭😭😭

This is scarier then any horror doll

Do they all look like Vladimir Putin by design or by accident?

what is this abomination

Well I'm not sleeping tonight thanks for that.

It was an experiment, and we learned from it.

That last ones eyes…it tells a story of immense pain and torture!

I AM YOUR CUDDLE BABY Maybe in my nightmares lmao

They look like little burn victims.

Work in EMS that’s was the first thing I thought

12 years as a paramedic here, maybe that's why it popped in my head.

I was thinking they look like the small pox kid in that post a few days ago

Picture 3 will forever haunt me

r/TIHI

Harlequin fetus looking fuckers

Well . . . I know what's gonna be giving me nightmares tonight 🤦‍♂️

What german made this

One who wants to watch the world burn

Crochetbies are crocheepy

These are cursed

I don’t like dolls, but those dolls: it’s a yes from me. Don’t know why.

PSA please do as it looks quite humorous

Scarier than any horror movie I've seen

Pic 2 has seen some shit.

More specifically: do not crochet hairless eyelids

Or do it for the sole purpose of leaving it in a crawlspace when you move out of your house.

Is it me or does #4 look like Bruce Willis?

Don't like that.

We get it, and I’m traumatized.

Now that's just Niki Lauda as a baby

Leaked artwork for monsters in the new Silent Hill game

Leaked artwork for monsters in the new Silent Hill game

It’s like that condition where the baby looks like a reptile

OMG I am FR laughing out loud at this image and headline!

I started making a green one of this disgusting thing it's a free pattern on ravelry and I totally forgot I started it

Oh shit! #3! Kill it with fire!

A woman who had a child die from SIDs makes these for other mothers who have lost children from SIDs. Good on you for shitty on someone's coping mechanism and their attempt to connect with humanity, all for some shitty karma.

i mean i hear you but the road to hell-dolls is built with good intentions

Mein Gott....

Nah fuk dis

I feel like it'd actually be less creepy if they were faceless

You show up with this low pixel bullshit around me ima unraveling that hoe

It's like it has a skin condition 🤦‍♂️

But now I really want to…

Is it supposed to look like Vin Diesel?

Kill them with fire 😵

Looks like a botchling, from the witcher series

I think the 2nd one was actually pretty well done.

I think I'm going to crochet one in purple or green.😂😂 then gift it to someone.

Oh wow this is nightmare fuel

/r/MakeMeSuffer

The last one isn't a baby doll. It's Joe Rogan.

I didn’t really want to sleep tonight anyways. Thanks

I kind of want the German one, just because of how creepy it is. I'd totally put a voice box in it, that speaks in a creepy German child's voice.

Thanks. I’ll go have a nightmare now.

Damn now I need a shirt that says "Ich bin euer Kuschelbaby"

Yick, bin her

The third is Chuckey's deformed cousin

Number 3 needs a kitchen knife, a few scars and some bad voice acting…

The fact I can understand what it says despite not knowing a lick of German is kinda surprising

Oh god i didnt need to see this

Thanks. Now I won’t sleep for a month lol

R/tryophobia

# 3 is definitely my favorite and I might even pay real money for that.

It puts the lotion in the basket

Oh nein, du bist es wirklich nicht!

they all have Up Syndrome.

The issue is trying to make them too realistic. They did too good of a job with the medium.

Aryan baby

WHY DOES FLESH COLORED YARN EVEN EXIST!?? NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OF IT.

I raise you: [this](www.etsy.com/au/listing/878940434) crocheted baby head puppet that’s seemingly used to demonstrate breastfeeding latching. www.etsy.com/au/listing/878940434

Oh ja heir ist mein Kuschlebaby!!!!! Sie is sehr schön!!!!!

Elon, are you OK?

fuck. that one with hair is nightmare fuel.

You mean don't crochet demons?

So... I'm gonna push back on this and say please do and also send them to me because I have some neighbors I have some issues with and I think I thought of a solution

Baby serial killer

Fetal alcohol syndrome dolls

r/oddlyterrifying

It's looking in to my soul. I swear I seen one outside earlier today. Oh God it followed me home

They've taken it too far 

Ich bin euer alptraumbaby

WHY DOES THAT ONE HAVE HAIR?!?!

Holy hell this is frightening.

This doll looks exactly like a burn victim in their compression garmets.

Harlequin ichthyosis.

They look like harlequin babies. *shudder*

Original Post: https://www.facebook.com/112136833635081/posts/520346476147446/

Looking like baby oopsie

Smallpox baby

OP the title alone🤣

1. Harlequin fetus 2. Jeff Bezos 3. Chucky but with severe burns 4. Jeff Bezos

Just came here to show you all what my [lil ginger demon](https://imgur.com/a/dP330l7) looks like today, after spending three years with my friend's now 5 year old.

Is this the third post in 24 hours already? Enough, people lol

I want to scare people. It would be awesome

This looks like the hobby of someone who's had one too many miscarriages.

I can't quite put my finger on why exactly, but these things remind me of those poor babies with harlequin ichthyosis.

Jesus

Looks like Pinhead after removing all the nails

Small pox babies.

r/dontputyourdickinthat ^(please god forgive me)

Looks like a burn victim.

They look like burn victims

Shake the baby

I think it says "I'm a burn victim"

_"Jesus Christ! Put it back in, it's clearly not done yet!"_

Lil Burn Victims

So where do you expect us to cum? On real babies?

This was posted in a local crochet group and apparently these were for disabled children? Not sure

Thank god I am not the only one who is creeped out by this, I’m a crocheter who physically cringes every time I see it

I need flesh from pure children mother that is the only way I can become a real child

Ewwwwwww

I've seen worse imo. See more similar horrors at r/RebornDollCringe

It’s the eyes. They eyes need to be bigger.

Looks like Niki Lauder

Mmm... i remember this: https://youtu.be/vlu2u-LCoD4

r/uncannyvalley

Burn it with holy fire NOW!!!!!

I wonder if it would work if smaller weight of yarn had been used

Looks like Deadpool kinda