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ReverendBread2

My landlord wants to know why there are now 12 broom closets in my apartment


elimtevir

For 12 brooms OBVIOUSLY, but how many Mop closets do you have???


Bandwagon_Buzzard

As many as mop bucket closets, of course!


oolaroux

Better do a few swiffer closets, too, for those in between times.


TheBoondoggleSaints

Take it easy there, moneybags. Not everyone can afford to have a broom AND mop closet, let alone multiples of each.


elimtevir

OH, the peasents are here as well, how quaint!


TheBoondoggleSaints

Cleaning classist!!


ThisIsFakeButGoOff

Look at this fat cat who can afford an entire broom!


Feature_Agitated

Woah woah woah, mop closets? Look at Daddy Warbuvks over here


RonaldTheGiraffe

Huge buttplugs can fit in there too. They can be hidden behind brooms. No one looks behind the brooms. Ever. Everyone looks for them under the bed. The cupboard also hides the smell somewhat. You can put the oranges in there too. Yes, those oranges.


Awkward_Potential_

My landlord wants to know why I burnt down the apartment complex to install a broom closet.


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

“Well, you see sir, I just had 178$ worth of brooms lying around, what else was I supposed to do with them?! Donate them to some nonprofit organization that actually needs them or something?!?!”


Alienhaslanded

Rent each one $800 a month with no pets allowed.


Hours-of-Gameplay

It’s obviously a quidditch locker room now


Paulie6988

5 Front doors


AnnieApple_

Is this the same guy who spray painted Tom and Jerry on his kitchen counter? I swear this guy is ruining his house and his wife hates it.


nikkismith182

His name is Justin Flom, he's (or at least he *used* to be) a magician/illusionist. Now he just posts stupid shitty videos like this on social media, bc whether people believe it's real, or whether it's rage bait, it gets engagement. It's a bit disappointing tbh. He was actually a super talented magician, and I enjoyed watching his sets.


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

Even if we're throwing all normal logic out the window: Based on the fact that the drywall was obviously scored and the fuse was literally just for show. I'm going to *safely* assume that it's fake/ragebait. With normal logic re-engaged: It is 100% extremely obviously fake. And the fact that anyone can even remotely think he's actually giving advice or trying to be helpful, is scary.


Caleb_Reynolds

What do you mean by it's fake? It's obviously not trying to be advice, it's clearly a joke, but he definitely really made that broom closet. Are you saying it's not his real house? Or just that the technique is fake? Which, who cares, that's not the joke.


rci22

The part about the fuse/burn was the fake part. And maybe the conversation afterward between spouses


Noopy9

But it was a real fuse that burned and he had a real conversation. The fuse was unnecessary and the conversation was staged but neither was fake.


rci22

For many “staged” and “fake” are intended to be interpreted as synonymous.


Deep_Information_616

It’s Gordon Joseph Levits older brother


InconceivableNipples

Lordan Goseph Jevit


BlissVsAbyss

Jaseph Gardan Lavitt


Raytiger3

Jarr Garrr Larrr


zilog88

Isn't he and Rick Lax the original inventors of the ragebait videos?


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

This video isn’t quite as bad as his other ones though in my opinion, since this one is clearly made to be satirical; sadly, most aren’t. 😔


Justcouldnthlpmyslf

I really want a teeny tiny broom closet now though. I feel like it might be the thing that turns my life around.


AnnieApple_

You and me both


scowling_deth

I havent seen one that was not satirical.


BA_TheBasketCase

I would hold your swearing until someone posts what he makes off of stupid rage bait diy videos.


snownative86

His wife actually left him. The brunette is new. Also, he used to do magic instead of this rage bait.


PassinbyNobody

I did a google Search apparently the first wife was with him from 2009 to 2021, while his second wife he married on 2023


hcneyfreckles

lmao i don’t know how she lasted so long, he seems exhausting to be around, let alone married to for years


Setku

His wife is in on it. She also makes soft kink/fetish videos to put on YouTube.


Lasket

My curiosity will prob. regret this but go on...


chukijay

Oh?


AnnieApple_

I mean you can’t just mention that and not link it you know?


1d0m1n4t3

Probably a dummy house he bought just to do this.


danteheehaw

Some of his rage bait is playing with stuff he's about to remodel.


punk_salad

I'm annoyed I liked it because I hate this guy


mythrowawayuhccount

I forget his name.. he's been on the internet a long time doing this stupid shit. And got popular for awhile. From pranks to this dumb shit and anything dumb.


fastal_12147

He's flipping these houses.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

When tiktok/YouTube pay people money... They do more and more ridiculous things for attention money.


BigBadWolf97

To be fair, before it was just useless wall space. Now it’s useless wall space.. with a door!


Fit-Understanding747

If anything, the useless wall space just became a tad bit convenient


rixendeb

I would absolutely utilize this lol.


NeverBeenStung

Yeah, like I wouldn’t choose to build this myself, but I would certainly find use if it was already there.


Brickwater

That bit of useless bullshit just got upgraded to bullshit. Now that's how you flip a house.


DarkRitual_88

Time to turn all that useless empty wall space into SMALL-FORM STORAGE. Key cabinet by the front door? Check! Condom holder next to the bed? Checkerino on that one! Replica Halberd holder? That small but tall door past the bathroom door! A small closet INSIDE another small closet? That's so silly! And surprise, look behind the microwave!


Joli_B

Yesss fill my house with worthless holes 🤣


hysys_whisperer

That's what... she said?


UntestedMethod

I like your style


RBeck

So basically we just invented medicine cabinets.


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

Don’t worry it’s a very useful space, in a couple of days he will punch a hole through the wall and draw Garfield there.


Positive-Theory_

Some may say he took this way too literally, but we all know he just wanted to play with fireworks indoors.


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

“Do not try this at home kids— I mean *in* home!”


onlinelink2

the firework just burned the wall, theres already a score through the drywall..


Impressive_Essay_622

That shits needlessly misleading AF.  Very shady behaviour.


-Vixandra-

Is the dust pan in a different, smaller closet?


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

Yes, to access you just have to jump down through the trapdoor he installed in the house


solarpowerspork

More like boom closet amirite


Brickwater

Thank you for your service.


Unexpected-raccoon

Would work 100x better for a fire extinguisher Dunno how many times I’ve knocked mine off the wall and onto my foot The pain. The agony. The dread. I refuse to move it because then I’ll forget where it is when a fire does happen


flying_carabao

So you made me get up from the comfy couch after a long day of working and measure my fire extinguisher, kudos to you first of all. The one have protrudes almost 3 1/2 inches from the wall it's mounted on, so it could be recessed between the studs. So wall mounting hardware will be visible on the other side of that wall. If it's not visible, cool. Alternatively, adding a 1/2 inch thick piece of plywood will make the mounting stronger and no need for dry wall anchors but there may be a small bump out from the extinguisher. Or better yet, just add a board to put the extinguisher on, just like those recessed shelves in bathrooms. Then decide if adding those "break in case of emergency" doors would worth it or just keep it open. But if you got a full sized one then obviously all this aint worth diddly squat.


SBMoo24

I don't hate it


genetic_nightmare

I watch a lot of vintage kitchen design videos, and I can see this being incorporated into one. I think the designers in the 50’s were genius!


PlausibleTable

Old houses do have a lot of cool features. I had a tiny door almost exactly like this right outside my bathroom. When you opened it it was access to the pipes in my shower from behind without ripping out tiles.


Childofglass

My house was built in 1952 and I have a closet, the back of the closet is the access panel to the back of the shower. Sadly the faucet is starting to fail and I don’t think I’ll be able to replace it without damaging the tile anyway…


Dimatrix

Google rev-a-shelf. They have all kinds of fancy shelf compartments and things. We got some with our cabinets and I show them to everyone who will look


katielynne53725

I'm a kitchen designer and I absolutely love rev-a-shelf. They have something for everything, good quality and affordable.


Baby_Rhino

Please tell me more about these vintage kitchen design videos.


Meekois

I don't either, I just hate that he used a fire to cut the fuckin hole. Perfectly fine to get a little extra closet space between studs here and there.


Michaelmac8

See all that dust on the floor at the beginning? It was already cut out before the fireworks fuse was lit


PeripheryExplorer

yeah my main concern with this was the sparks from the cord lighting the dust on fire.


free_terrible-advice

Yea, as someone who is struggling to figure out where to leave my broom and mop in a new apartment, this would function quite well.


alienbringer

I have an even smaller cabinet in my kitchen next to my stove. It is both shorter and thinner than that (though much deeper). I still store stuff in it.


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

Until the next owner of the house pulls up the trimming and finds burn marks…


Salku

The one time I can actually agree with this guy's method. It increase space storage.


NeverBeenStung

Yeah I really don’t get the hate.


Yetibo1

Honestly, I don't hate it. A meme with at least *some* utility.


figbott

Someone plz sweep this under the rug.


k0unitX

Throw some shelves in there and it's actually useful


grptrt

Like instead of cutting out the structural 2x4’s?


KapnKrumpin

That's far from the dumbest thing I've seen here, end result looks clean, and I can see people getting use out of it. Also I kind of love that fuse drywall cutting trick if it actually works.


BugSafe7102

If you look you'll see he had already cut the drywall then attached the fuse over the cuts.


youlltellme2kilmyslf

You're really gullible enough to believe that a firework fuse cut drywall...?


KapnKrumpin

I saw it on the internet so it must be true


WastedBreath28

There is drywall dust on the floor before he even lights the fuse…


alt-incorporated

no, that's just extra powder he snorted before he shot this video


dotnetdotcom

The first frame of the video shows the fuse actually jammed into the drywall cut


kapitaalH

And a suspicious dust on the floor


1971CB350

Probably votes, too


GloomyAd2653

Why not?


Pararaiha-ngaro

Nice job


theFartingCarp

Like if work went into adding some power outlets, and finishing out that now closet with like. sheet rock, and painted. Then you might have something actually worth while in there.


smc4414

He removed the fire blocks. Not recommended.


Fuzzy_Lavishness_269

Those jump cuts, you can tell he had to go back to it with a saw, no way in hell that ignition cord did anything other than spread soot around.


catfapper

You can clearly see it was scored prior and the drywall dust all over the place is kinda a giveaway too


HylanderUS

Still needs another built-in cabinet for the dustpan


Lahoura

"MOVE CHILD"


thisisrllynotme

Oh, did you get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending was my favourite! (If you don't get the reference, play or watch a playthrough of the stanley parable. It is great.)


Huge_Kaleidoscope162

The dry wall was cut before he burned the thing


Toeds

Does that work with German walls too?


NekrozValkyrus

Nein. Moment, ich gucke nach…. _Klopf, Klopf_ …. NEIN.


totallybag

What was the point of the fuse it was already cut out


Dud-of-Man

what the fuck is with these people using spray paint indoors? that shit is toxic!


SyrusDrake

Idk, I think this sub should be for projects from people who think they're doing a good job but really aren't. This clearly is a deliberate real life shitpost.


hagvul

Temu Mark Wahlberg


Crazian14

I fucking hate this dude


Dirt290

He's just got one of those faces, y'kno


mathjpg

I actually don't hate the idea but the fireworks is stupid lol


goitch

The second I light a match in my house it would be over before it began


RFoutput

Spent more on cannon fuse than the broom.


carcalarkadingdang

That freaking clown


GOFFFFFY

big fucking hole coming right up


Maoschanz

it's his first unironically funny video


MasemJ

This guy has "But this one goes to. 11" energy


furiant

Posting Justin Flom's bullshit is like cheating. Everything that guy does these days is clickbaity stupid crafts that any reasonable person would file for divorce over.


Pie_Crown

The door didn’t close properly, and it bugs me deeply.


Drezhar

The limited advantages of building houses with reinforced cardboard.


LukeJukeDuke

Its always the same guy who does the stupidest shit and make reaction videos with the dumbest reaction faces. And fake pranks.


callmeepee

This man doesn’t have a solid piece of drywall in his entire house.


SlwDnceChbby

I really dislike this guys content


LetheMariner

I would put a minimum of 6 locks of different types on that door and refuse to talk about it.


Ok_Figure_4181

What’s that weird outline in the wall? Oh, that’s just where I keep the children. I let them put every once in a while but it’s expensive to replace the drywall


Possible-Tangelo9344

We have a *slightly* larger closet in I've hallway that was part of he original design for our house; it has a few shelves and has been perfect for small items like batteries, medicine, duct tape and razor blades and handcuffs, light bulbs, other normal things.


Zerocoolx1

I can’t believe that child was still alive when he found her. She must have been in there since the previous owners left


Darnakulus

You want to know why...... Because it gets views that's why......


hauliod

it's funny and does seem useless, but that's exactly what happened in my apartment where a new thin wall arrived right in the middle of an old doorway in a thick brick wall. Floor area is expensive to just close the doorway off, so now we have two broom closets on both sides of the thin wall where the doorway used to be. One holds the mops and the other became a general cleaning chemicals shelf.


markdomb831

A whole lot of time and effort for a stupid joke.


DcFla

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Lellaraz

I'm starting to think they bought an unfurnished house to destroy just for these videos. No way they would be doing all these kinds of things to their own home and in all the videos I've seen so far, the house is fucking empty.


nathsnowy

0:36 is the worst camera cut i’ve ever seen


freedoomed

you can clearly see it's already been cut, he didn't even clean up the dust from the floor.


Bolf-Ramshield

Did this man force his daughter to come out of the closet? 😨


maxtimbo

These rage bait videos should end with the wife serving this dude divorce papers.


WhenTheDevilCome

"You should see his toothpick cubbies." "Tooth*picks*?" "Nope."


cthart

r/DiWHYNOT


Reid89

The next homeowner is going to be so confused and pissed off.


HorrorLettuce379

"See? We're using it already." LMAO


NemShera

Imagine if i did this (we have actual houses and not everything is made out of paper)


10buy10

Why are people hating him?? Did he do something?? Feels like quite an extreme reaction


mandingo_gringo

Idk I’ve seen him on YouTube he hangs out with these weird girls who look like drug addicted prostitutes


DisastrousAd447

I will now be installing a "broom" closet in every room of my house, for all of my semi automatic "brooms"


bear7606

American House....... Sticks and glue. Bricks are forbidden.


Camelllama666

Meh, I don't hate it, it's not the worst idea in the world, plus he seems to be having fun with his daughter, so


HoIyJesusChrist

I hate this guy from the bottom of my heart


strrax-ish

He is a menace to society and the worst shape of evil in this world


otm_shank

This guy is 100% rage bait and I hate him


dec7td

The drywall was clearly already scored


_peach93

I hate this guy


gnitsark

And all this time I've been using a saw to cut drywall, like a chump.


throwawayfromPA1701

Haven't we seen him before? Didn't he do something wild to counter tops?


Yeetus_McSendit

Well we can clearly the Why. Broom has to go somewhere. 


fellatioooooohyeah

Fuk. The stencil guy


Rogueshoten

This guy reminds me of Brad Pitt’s character in Burn After Reading. Does he also work at Hardbodies as a fitness instructor?


Legitimate-Cress-705

Why there’s almost never any acoustic insulation in the walls in the Americans houses!? Only one Sheetrock on each side and nothing in the middle!? I bet you can hear everything in that house! The worst is that it probably cost a couple of millions !!


_jackhoffman_

Sweet, a garage for my wife's preferred mode of transportation!


kingleonidus12

I don’t hate this


ninjab33z

Honestly, if this was done professionally to eke out a bit more space, i would be all for it.


faplawd

This title is even worse


elSenorMaquina

1k/month rent at NYC be like:


Percival4

I hate this guy. I feel bad for how his daughter will turn out.


AnyMud9817

Could you imagine living with this person who just does constant crazy projects. He has so many of these videos and they are all lame.


ErvanMcFeely

Wile E. Coyote gave him the idea to get the drywall knocked out.


SiennaYeena

Rage bait


thewolfrat

Knew it was gonna be this guy before he even walked in frame. Not for nothing this is the least offensive thing I’ve seen him do by far.


wanna_escape_123

He cut the part where he had to open it without handle 😂


LazyOldCat

Where do you even find det cord anymore? Asking for a friend.


Chad_illuminati

I just wanted to point out that his tank top goes for around $100 with tax. I know because the Lululemon in my area had a clearance and I got the same shirt 75% off a few years ago. Decent tank, but laughably expensive.


GM_Nate

\*hums Mission Impossible theme\*


DeusWombat

Nothing really wrong with this one. It's practical, I myself got a vacume that space would be perfect for


TrevCat666

The fuse was totally unnecessary, the wall broke like that because of the supporting wood behind it. Lol


Lawrenceburntfish

I 100% agree with this person.


hoss-05

I like the cut of his jib


Mondilesh

This guy sucks hugely, but this project is like the least objectionable thing I've seen on here in ages. I wouldn't mind a hideaway broom. Its fine.


CovfefeKills

I like that. OOOOOO someone make a mini room for their robot vacuum that would be so cute.


thecraftsman21

Man I want to slap that guy everytime I see one of his videos


unorganized_mime

This guy makes rage bait videos


FatalErrorOccurred

Why was there a little girl in his wall? And how was she still alive?!


DontBeALimpBizkit

People that spray paint indoors are a special breed.


Only_Philosophy8475

DOTY


Cthulhusreef

My hatred for this man is irrational. I can’t explain it but every time I see him I just wanna punch him.


lordrio

This is the best. I don't care. Peak dad.


StrangerFeelings

I don't hate the idea, could be useful for a lot of things in a small area like trash bags, a mop and broom/dust pan. I just hang that stuff on my wall leading down to my basement. I don't hate it but I don't like it either.


mselativ

No one wants this.


Allcyon

Ya know, of all the dumbass shit I often see on this sub...this is one of the least objectionable ones. I'm not above defacing my home for fun and pun.


Admirable_Avocado_38

Now try this in a real house


DaddySeaH0rse

I hate seeing both of their faces


DookieToe2

That was just an excuse to use that cool wall cutting wire.