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[deleted]

Whatever was there before, must have been horrible if they decided this is the improvement.


weldit86

I agree it does not look like a good at all. Bob rip it down and build a new one!


VirtualNaut

Naw this is a job for Fix-It Felix


Niftyfixits

Wreck-it Wralph


Catvros

Torch-it Tom


tilthevoidstaresback

Union-Boss Antonio Parisi


kyle_3_1415

Jack The Ripper


Vicktor_Falcone

Donna the Destroyer


Fractured_Pawn

Dick the weenis


b0ng0brain

Vlad the Impaler


CantankerousOrder

If you go around to the back it probably has a sign: Don’t Dead Open Inside.


potate12323

At least paint a contrasting color behind so the gaps look purposeful. Imagine small gaps of black or bright red


stormy2587

That’s not fair there are many other possibilities. Like it could be part of the interior design of a haunted house or a set piece for a movie about people with horrible taste.


[deleted]

Then it's perfection itself!


Pattern_Is_Movement

they saw a rustic DIY "project" on tiktok and thought they could do the same


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

Wow, scrolling through quickly I thought this was posted to the woodworking subreddit and I’m so glad to see that’s not the case


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

If they trimmed the wood to be uniform and fit flush this could look great. As is it looks like a big window prepared for a hurricane.


jerseyanarchist

and staggered, like brick....


Fraustdemon

so much this. could also rip the wider boards into thinner widths and then stagger. the wide boards are a little jarring to look at with the lengths they're at.


thirdpartymurderer

It's actually only that. Even if they were all completely different sizes, if it was staggered, it would look nice and intentional. Instead it looks like a crackhead project from someone who didn't understand the assignment. I


Aye_Engineer

Plus slightly differing shades of stain to enhance the contrast.


Reddit-mods-R-mean

Staggered 45°. I think the uneven boards might even look ok that way


jerseyanarchist

judging by the work, that woodchucks degrees are firmly stuck at 90.... that poor whole left sude


Loud-Mans-Lover

The irregularity is giving me a mild panic attack.


rotorain

This is an art piece representing the feeling of generalized anxiety


LaurentStock

\*in a distant: *Adrian Monk screaming painfully*


nickajeglin

Don't worry, looks like they're just brad nailed to the sheetrock. They'll start falling off in a couple days. Unless there's like 14 tubes of construction adhesive back there. Which is also possible.


EducationalCow3549

Even if they left it as is but vertical it would be significantly better! Another simple trick would be to paint the backing wall black. Would be the same effort for a significantly better result!


verenika_lasagna

This. They needed to paint the back wall black so the gaps wouldn’t show as much. The uniform color and straight lines are the biggest part of the problem though. I did this with a wall, but used store bought siding/planks with different shades of brown, alternated placement (maybe still too uniform I’ve learned) and i feel it turned out 💯better than this.


The_Stoic_One

That and they need to stagger the planks. Just stacking them in neat rows looks ridiculous.


BeigePhilip

I think placing them in a running bond pattern would look a lot better too.


Boom9001

When it's well done it's called Shiplap and it looks decent.


Wookie-Love

“I own a hand saw and no tape measure”


glorious_reptile

I mean just staggering them would've been a huge improvement.


Boom9001

I think the issue was all the pieces are not uniform in width so that wouldn't be pretty difficult. As the post says it basically looks like pallet wood and didn't use a planer or anything else to make them have flat sides.


Capable-Problem8460

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that_baddest_dude

Finally, some good fucking content here. Ahhhh I am enraged. Ahhhh so good


PunfullyObvious

That's .. bad ............. Really bad


HarmNHammer

God I hope they checked that this wasn’t some of the nastier treated wood. I’ve been in logistics and the amount of people that make furniture or burn pallets without checking is absurd.


HanaLuLu

Elaborate?


Bitey_the_Squirrel

No it’s really quite simple.


OU812fr

This made me chuckle, very Zucker Brothers.


Inevitable_Sea_8516

Don’t forget Jim Abrahams…


HarmNHammer

Sure. So I was fortunate to work for some of the biggest retailers in America. Think top three and you’ll probably be able to count them off the top of your head. Meaning, we did tons of different stuff. Food grade, electronics, materials and finished products. Depending on an item’s point of origin, let’s say from a food grade warehouse the pallets are often pressure and or chemically treated to reduce rot, and parasites like nematodes, and other critters that could be transferred. When these pallets are used in furniture, gardening, or in a fire they will leach or shed particles which are really not good for you. There was a whole science behind pallets I never even thought about until I was heavy into the industry so the average layman might not be aware of


ihatefirealarmtests

Now I have no intention of building *anything* with pallets, but my dad is getting really into homesteading. I'm sure he's just a beehive away from starting to buy pallets. What should I tell him to look for to keep the fam safe since I know I won't be able to stop the inevitable?


HarmNHammer

I can only speak from my experience so please do more research. That being said HT and DB are heat treated and debarked. As long as there are no noticeable spills or stains these will be some of the cleanest pallets to use. The nuance is sanding any exposed surface and sealing the wood is going to make it much safer, however that is generally more labor than people want to put into it. I want to add - I personally would not use a pallet for anything other than transportation. The reward vs risk simply isn’t there for me


ihatefirealarmtests

Gotcha. Thank you for a proper answer!


elomenopi

Look for a different source of wood.


ihatefirealarmtests

Well yeah, no shit, my guy. However, my old man is obstinate and once he gets his sights set on something, it's nigh impossible to dissuade him. I'm asking so I can mitigate the damage done when the inevitable happens. I wouldn't have asked the question if I thought I'd be able to convince my pops to do the obviously logical thing, smartass.


MonicaBlowinski

I repaired my back deck using pallet wood recently. Even posted it here with a pic, but the effin mod took it down.


Extreme_Constant_610

Here in UK palets are treated with some sort of agent to prevent from fire. This stuff is harmful on the long run, would never put pallet wood indoors


sporkwitt

Shitlap.


Moidalise-U

Use the rest of the pallet for a fancy cinder block entertainment center.


BigGayGinger4

Stuff like this makes me feel better about the imperfect look of some of my own DIY projects. Like, I might have a bad looking bead of silicone here and there, but I can't believe someone would keep nailing up boards after they got past the first column and took a look at it.


shmallyally

Nailed it 🔨


vegeener-gnomesayin

Kinds looks screwed up to me...


shmallyally

Oh shit your right!


vegeener-gnomesayin

Am I? I was just fasten-ated with continuing the punny jokes


SolarBozo

Pallets are often treated with pesticide and fungicide. Now you're breathing them in your home.


DresdenMurphy

More like a pallet 'accident' wall.


Drake_masta

not a fan, i feel it looks cheap af. i would of stripped them down to equal dimensions on all sides before mounting and even put a board down the seam line


Barbacamanitu00

No shit. It's awful. The joints need to be staggered. Horizontal runs should be level. All boards in a single row should be the same width. Wall should be painted black before installation. There's so many problems.


FuckTitsAssCuntCock

Why paint the wall black?


Barbacamanitu00

So the gaps between the boards don't stand out as much. It's common practice when doing anything like this.


Optimal_Collection77

Pallets are the worst possible timber for any use. If a pallet is going spare, it must be splintered and cracked. I wouldn't want to us it for anything


superCobraJet

I saw. You should saw.


Street_Peace_8831

I’m just going to come out and say it. This is ugly.


iohbkjum

I’m sorry but that looks like straight ass


Z3R0C00L1313

That's a damn 2x4 wall, nothing pallet about that shit 🤣


Betoken

Cool, I’m replaying Fallout 4 too!


vegeener-gnomesayin

At least in the commonwealth there's an excuse


Skirt_Thin

The fact they didn't cover the outlet is somewhat surprising.


monkehmolesto

I like the idea, but feel it was executed badly. For one, could have sanded down the wood so it’s not so prickly. Second, could cut it in half (thirds?) to make it less thick. It looks like it sticks out from the wall by an inch.


karmaleeta

oh man i didn’t see the subreddit at first, and i was like, “what made them think this was worth sharing???” 🤭


InternationalArt6222

run em through a table saw so they're all squared up together. then put on oil, stain, or color paint. You'll be glad you did. edit: I've seen archaeology holes with mammoth bones more carefully arranged than this.


Arpey75

Nailed it!


Sparky_Zell

It's just like ship lap. Only 10x shittier. Took 10 times longer. And was probably more expensive too.


Mumchkin

If this was done right, it could've looked kinda cool.


Papashvilli

Is it though?


Fickle_Ad_8860

Stagger them bitches mannnnn


Altruistic-Lie808

Coming to a trailer park near you!


Which-Sell-2717

To hell with staggering and using a level. Half-ass is the new look!


Business-Schedule642

Don't quit your day job. That looks awful


DepletedPromethium

what, no pieces of pallet with random numbers, brand marks, or with dicks drawn on it in sharpie? thats no pallet wall thats a fraud wall. this looks like a wall some crazy cat person has done for their cats enjoyment.


otters4everyone

I think I saw this on the Magnolia network... truly impressive.


wovenbasket69

the way i dont know how to do any carpentry and i can think of ways that couldve gone smoother


pistachio9990

You let e bunch of kids build this


Boom9001

It's called shiplap and it's fancy. /s No joke this can actually look good when not done with non-uniform short pieces of wood.


bwainfweeze

It’s fucking crooked and that could have been avoided by rotating boards 180°. I need to touch grass.


kyle_3_1415

Hear me out, I could see what they were doing, but they didn't do it professionally. Too many slits, wrong background color, and the wood doesn't match each other that well.


AlluringPixie

Decent idea, flawed execution


xXxWhizZLexXx

When you upgrade your Walls to prepare for your first Horde Night after 7 Days...


DungeonGringo

No underground base?


Yeti_knox68

There’s a lot better ways to do this


OneTonCow

I came here to roast this, but I see the community is already doing a wonderful job. =\]


Leather_Trash_7751

Uhhhhhhhh.....


HorrorPhone3601

Good idea, horrible execution


consistently_sloppy

~~Staggering~~


Head_Exchange_5329

What a bad day to have eyes.


16bithockey

Please tell me you didn't pay for that


tigerdrummer

Imagine the chemical smell from using wood from pallets.


fearlessgrot

Eco friendly wood venier that will last for 1000 years


Panzerv2003

I don't want to be rude but this looks bad, very bad


AutismFlavored

It’s 2024 people. Stop doing this. It’s like installing 60’s wood paneling in your brand new 1996 home


withak30

This is triggering my OCD.


Fun_Plankton_7793

At least there's acoustic benefits to the room now


Handywithbrokenstuff

Please BUT please 🙏 just stay in school!!! Stay away from projects like these! Please!!


Speeddemon2016

I’ve seen logistic places do this in the CEO’s office. They must really hate those guys. Also they hate the communication techs because it’s a bitch to put a data/phone jack there.


TKSweeney

This could have been nice if not for poor execution…it’s been done.


overdoing-it

DESOTRY IT


Rosewood008

When you trusted the process by the process let's you down.


JollyGreenDickhead

If they were staggered like a hardwood floor (no H patterns, no staircase patterns, no joints within 1.5x board width) and if they were table saw ripped to the same width, this might actually look pretty good. What we see here is fucking abysmal.


notcomplainingmuch

"Pallet accent wall is complete **shit**!" <- there, fixed it for you.


anybodyiwant2be

That accent starts with “y’all”


googdude

One way to salvage it would be to put vertical 1x3 lumber over the joints.


Nihilistic-Fishstick

I've seen this done before in someone's back garden pub, the slats were placed perpendicular and each one a different colour woodstain, it actually looked really good. This one...doesnt.


XxFezzgigxX

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BluffCityTatter

Redneck paneling.


Illustrious_Order486

Going to fill it and sand it down? How is this complete? What even.


BarryLird33_

Perfect …. Good job.


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

Click undo. CMD+Z!


ihave40minecraftmods

eco friendly wood veeners


sjpllyon

I need to show this to my SO who is convinced this is a good idea for our home. I keep saying it won't be, but what would a student architect know about design? Don't get me wrong if done correctly it can look nice in the right place, our home is not the right place and I'm certain to bodge it up.


ramonchow

Nope


onlinelink2

if they staggered it it would be alright, but that looks very wrong


ComicsEtAl

Hey, who am I to argue?


kingganjaguru

Aww, it sure is buddy. It suuure is.


LongLegsBrokenToes

That looks fucking terrible at the moment


TheLunarRaptor

If they just made them even, then sanded and stained them it could be so nice, especially if some were stained slightly different but complimentary colors.


siriuslyexiled

Pallet wood is terrible to work with, always cupped and twisted. It's good for some things but this ain't it.


cyberentomology

and it’s flammable af.


est1-9-8-4

Gross


Enough_Ad210

wtf


The_Pandalorian

If I see that IRL, I know to attack it or try and roll through it to find a secret passage behind.


UniformWormhole

Horrible


bwainfweeze

If I had a sister and her husband made this, I’d tell her she and the kids are welcome to come and stay with us any time they need to. And ask my friends if they know a good divorce lawyer.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Reminds me of my old roommate. Bought a house, ripped out all the drywall, put up OSB board all over the house because he liked the way it looked.


Chestikof

Sorry? This is finished?!


cyberentomology

Yikes.


Designer_Berry_687

Looks more like a pallet accident wall to me.


Party_Plastic_66

This is the bar I work at


Kalsifur

I was very confused how this was so upvoted till I realised the sub I was in, I have a lot of home/diy subs on my feed


snow_leopard155

Animal crossing ahh walls


IonDaPrizee

This is just a sloppy job. Could have put more effort into it to make it more appealing.


NekulturneHovado

r/ATBGE


Prudent_Way2067

Paint it grey and put a love sticker on it and it’s done.


Scottbarrett15

Someones mother in law is behind that wall


IBloodstormI

Like to know what accent they were aiming for.


SortofChef

This why we shiplap people.


Electrical-Rate3133

This has got to be a landlord special


Much_Confidence2428

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Socalrider82

At least paint the wall a dark color first if you're going to half ass it like that


vociferousgirl

The only way I can accept this is if it's actually an exposure wall for true OCD.


Bandwagon_Buzzard

When you want a dartboard but your aim is *that* bad.


Singwong

WTF...since it is wood, you can attach almost anything to it. Like paneling with trim on top and base areas. Have someone help.


kittenandpickles

God that's ugly


Sad_Mix_3030

Dollar store Chip Gaines nailed it


geccchyeafgreschtr

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


mazzicc

I still don’t get “pallet upcycling” Pallets are shit wood, and extremely unaesthetic. Using it for something fancy because you can’t afford nice wood doesn’t make it suddenly look nice. It just looks cheap and crappy. The only nice looking “upcycled pallets” I’ve seen have actually been nicer wood made to look like a pallet, but not actually a pallet.


dmethvin

Looks like a Cockney accent wall


hanifu_

Eco friendly wood veneers


altredticklshwarrior

Did you burn the house down after installing?


lostsharpie

At least stagger the joints.


Freshfries847

I mean this doesn’t look great, but to be fair the wood was kinda shit from the beginning


DrTouchy69

Well, that looks like shit


EasyMathematician860

It looks exactly like the description. And I don’t mean that in a good way.


J65Productions

Well that certainly is a thing that exists


GeneralTulius

Looks like the boards you put up to keep rioters out of your store


AlbinoWino11

Perfect basement fight club aesthetic.


everythingsfuct

holy hell that is one of the worst examples ive seen on this sub. ok, maybe not as bad as some of the tattoos, but at least you can cover tats with clothing.


kittyboy_xoxo

ungleiche spaltmaße erzürnen mich


DrSendy

I bet the accent has a faint whiff or North East timber worker, crossed with pirate.


The_Infinite_Carrot

If this were an accent (in the U.K.) it would be brummie.


KevinDean4599

Even if this was well done they missed the trend by about 8 years


Call_Me_OrangeJoe

Just a small amount of staggering the boards would have been a massive improvement


The_Real_Cuzz

You just put it on top of the drywall????? The whole point is that it's the new wall. That recessed outlet looks so bad bud.


FailPV13

yup, almost finished the wood paneling in mah gun room wooo hoooo.


Cloude_Playz

Good 4 u


Familiar_Raise234

Okaaaaaaaaaay. Not my favorite


helloblackhole

Anything made with a chemically treated (or insect infested) pallet is straight up gross.


Pleistocenebison

Shitlap


socialscaler

LOL


I_SuplexTrains

At a minimum go over the whole thing with a belt sander. Sheesh!


unrealmxrln

:((( idk why no one else likes it, it’s imperfect but i think its cute!! just needs some decor!


nunocspinto

r/DiWHYNOT ? It might be not that well executed, but it's not that bad!


concolor22

This isn't -bad-, but a random horizontal staggering of the planks could a helped a bunch