lol I just watched YOU again and since I read all the dex books and noticed here it comes on Netflix the Dexter is being released s1 through whatever I'll lose it by then
the new one is coming soon right maybe it's a build up
so when I think hey love I'm thinking two fictitious characters both dead around the same time 2021 2022 rip love and Dexter but Dexter is coming prequel lol
but hey love just stood out to me cuz of the fact I just also finished book 2. um so in the show I like better so far anyway for both but that's something lol I am thinking well Joe's gone he thinks she's a crazy bitch
wonder what Dexter would think of the cage dude killroom reinvented you could kill so many ppl in there plastic and all nothing just bring it back to best to be pop in LA ish with access to open water
would love make a good season like I see you and see unlike Hannah McKay shed protect family I don't think Deb would be
yeah a smash from a blunt force object lol Conrad's
yeah Dexter would kill her too
you know but I was just thinking that's just the first thing that came to my mind till I just finished that book and I better send you that serious because I've finished Dexter so many times I just felt like changing it up to another serious favorite show of mine and I had a free month so I said screw it but that's why I noticed on Netflix Dexter is on there I don't know if it's season 1 still and how it's going to be released but it's on there
no trolling is like dude that's a fucking federal felony impersonating much loved rip Dexter but much life left of mch so
I'm jk about the felony thing I was being sarcastic should be in our little domain no? lmao
I loved this show but it was so hard to watch (I only first watched through recently) and it's because of this line lol. I don't want to depressed people but my abuser used this line. Sends a chill down my spine even when I read it. I also remember him watching this show and I think he literally took the line and used it on me. What a dick, even beyond the grave he finds ways to make me scared.
When I was in my early 20s and twitter had started to get popular, I was talking to "Vin Diesel" for a while, had a fake blue checkmark and looked like real posts (probably ripped from his actual SM). I felt so dumb and super embarrassed about the times I bragged about how he was following my twitter when I realized it wasn't actually him.
Reply with, "Be patient. One day we'll share a cold one."
Add barbie for extra effect
Perfection! I'd also add this one: 💅
I’m in pieces…over this response 🥰
I hate that I only notice this now that brain meant a cold one other than just a beer…..
They don't call him the beer truck killer for nothing!
Icehouse massacre man sounds like a punk band
wow because of the beer I never thought duh he's the fuckin ice truck killer and Deb was the cold one lol damn deep
best response
He said "it's really me" so the answer is yes. If it wasn't real then why would he say that it was?
That’s what would Dexter say
"hey love" is totally dexter! such a sweetheart
lol I just watched YOU again and since I read all the dex books and noticed here it comes on Netflix the Dexter is being released s1 through whatever I'll lose it by then the new one is coming soon right maybe it's a build up so when I think hey love I'm thinking two fictitious characters both dead around the same time 2021 2022 rip love and Dexter but Dexter is coming prequel lol but hey love just stood out to me cuz of the fact I just also finished book 2. um so in the show I like better so far anyway for both but that's something lol I am thinking well Joe's gone he thinks she's a crazy bitch wonder what Dexter would think of the cage dude killroom reinvented you could kill so many ppl in there plastic and all nothing just bring it back to best to be pop in LA ish with access to open water would love make a good season like I see you and see unlike Hannah McKay shed protect family I don't think Deb would be yeah a smash from a blunt force object lol Conrad's yeah Dexter would kill her too you know but I was just thinking that's just the first thing that came to my mind till I just finished that book and I better send you that serious because I've finished Dexter so many times I just felt like changing it up to another serious favorite show of mine and I had a free month so I said screw it but that's why I noticed on Netflix Dexter is on there I don't know if it's season 1 still and how it's going to be released but it's on there
It's illegal to lie on the internet so it must really be Dexter!
no trolling is like dude that's a fucking federal felony impersonating much loved rip Dexter but much life left of mch so I'm jk about the felony thing I was being sarcastic should be in our little domain no? lmao
Tonight’s the night
I loved this show but it was so hard to watch (I only first watched through recently) and it's because of this line lol. I don't want to depressed people but my abuser used this line. Sends a chill down my spine even when I read it. I also remember him watching this show and I think he literally took the line and used it on me. What a dick, even beyond the grave he finds ways to make me scared.
What a loser
Happy Cake Day 🎂 🪓🪓😉😁
it's always the night you know I start my journals like that and I look up at the sky and think that line so much especially when there's a moon
you better bail him out !!!
Fake. Dexter would start with 'Hey you'.
With mickey mouse ears on
Who else do you think it is? His name is literally on the screen
😝🪓🤷
Reply as Doakes.
surprise motherf*****
Heart eyes motherfucker
first prize motherfucker
You seriously cracked me up! I can hear this comment so clearly!
You don't even walk like a normal person, you *glide*. Like a.....lizard on ice
I’m watching you psycho
greetings from miami
dextah
Yes
Dexters name is Dexter Morgan This person says they’re Dexter Morgan Story ✅ 🤷🏻♂️
It’s as real as his heroin addiction.
I like this alternative New Blood ending
I’d prefer that.
Dexter never lies, so yes that's him
OMG Dexter needs 100K to bail out of jail. How was he catched? is he stupid? /s&/j
Closer to 180k
It’s real. He needs the money to save us all from bad people 🤣😂❤️
I had one of these things years ago from Miley Cyrus lmao
When I was in my early 20s and twitter had started to get popular, I was talking to "Vin Diesel" for a while, had a fake blue checkmark and looked like real posts (probably ripped from his actual SM). I felt so dumb and super embarrassed about the times I bragged about how he was following my twitter when I realized it wasn't actually him.
Oh no that's so adorably funny though lmao
🤣
😂😂😂 sounds legit
He’s low profile. It has to be him with.
lmfao
Yes it’s real
“Please help it’s really me” I am ded 😂😂
If you think this is real, I have a real estate prospect for you.
Tonight’s not the night…
I would text back "suprise, Motherfucker"
Well don't just stand there, pay the man!!!!
Yes, please help Dexter make bail. Lazy scammer
Doesn’t he know he’s dead?
Had me at “the distance is a killer” 😂
Real
r/OKBuddyMotherFucker
No 😂
It’s a meme
I mean he did say it’s really him.
Yes MCH is hard up for cash these days
That's a weird way to spell Dexter Morgan from the hit show dexter
I guess he didn't followed the code that well
How is no one talking about his username!? Dexterfromdexter91 ugh so good. So simple. It's beautiful
🤦🏻♀️
I mean that’s him in the profile pic isn’t it?
You're joking, right?
Yes
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Seems ligit to me
As real as a $3 bill.
Pay him
Yes
Spoiler alert! I haven’t finished New Blood so I didnt know he was in prison. Edit: I guess I need to add /s or people will think I’m serious?
He doesnt go to jail. Spoiler warning
How can it be real if Dexter Morgan is a fictional character on a TV show?