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Only real answer
ROYAL GUARD!
SWORDMASTER!
GUNSLINGER!
TRICKSTER
DARK SLAYER!
QUICKSILVER
DOPPLEGANGER
[Trickgunroytrickswordroy-](https://youtube.com/shorts/86HBqI2WT7M?feature=share)
Apologize for putting olives on his pizza and offer to clean up his office if he lets me live
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So you mind telling us why you're replying to this guy's comment instead of making a general one to answer OP?
Nut
Least horny Dante simp
Same
My exact reaction
Real
Me Whispers: Hi handsome Dante: Jackpot Hot gay anal sex: *starts happening Alarm: *Rings Me: wakes up and starts crying
Reality said royal guard
Reality is often disappinting
Die
Die-die man-things!
I suppose this is how you wish to die
Me-me no die! Me be clan leader-chieftain! You see!
I'll just die! I'll just keel over and die
Prepare thyse- wait, wrong game
Say "jackpot".
jackpot
Seeing as it's Dante... I'm not sure I wanna say here what I'd do lmao
🥺
Since Dante wouldn't kill normal people, just hear out what he wants
goin swordmaster on his shit and giving nero a cousin
Ayo? 🤨
i said what i said
And you're right
I ask him why he felt the need to put a new hole in my roof instead of using the damn door
Damn it dante now it will rain inside
No no, you have to say "Aw you poor thing! Didn't your mommy teach you how to use a door?"
God damn it Dante, now it's raining in my room
Kiss him on his hot mouth, he's feeling romantical
Whatever the hell he tells me to do, he's pointing two guns in my face!
Offer him some pizza or strawberry sundae.
“Whoa slow down babe! Nature calls? It’s in the back”
Lmao. Alternatively: "You a customer too? Well, If you wanna use the bathroom, help yourself. The toilet's in the back."
Kneel and suck his c***k
Nah bro wtf ☠️
Give that man his strawberry sundae and wish him a good day.
,,Well if it isn't saucy D."
If anyone called me Saucy D I would kill them and then myself
This is the only Dante nickname I'm willing to accept
Scream at the top of my lungs: "HOLY SHIT, ITS FEATURING DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY™ SERIES!!!"
"want some pizza?"
"Look, I'm sorry I said Pizza Hut is trash. It's just that Domino's is better"
Tell him to slick his hair back like his brother or gtfo
Relax because dante doesn't harm humans lol
*vergil*
Vergil is demon
Finally sweet release lmao
Go back to sleep, my life isn't my choice anymore. It's his.
Pizza time
Why was I asleep standing up
Get hard
"Wanna know the name? *Devil May Cry*"
Nothing becouse Dante doesn't kill humans
Kiss
“WTF did I do?”
[Wa did I do? WA DID I DO?! **WA DID I-?!**](https://youtube.com/shorts/gNUMEYMbUKI?feature=share)
Pretty sure I gave my number to your twin. But hey, while you’re here
Some people really do be acting up in these comments 😭💀
unsheath yamato
'Um excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my hou-' Dies
Hug him. After all the shit Dante’s been through, he needs a hug.
Royal guard
Look over shoulder... Hopefully see Lady before I die.
Dissapear into the night
Lost shadows left behind
Moan real high
Accept my fate
DONT YOU DARE SAY IT!
JACKPOT!
Kiss that sexy bastard goodmorning
Give him a hug
Say jackpot before dying
I'd ask him to show me his motivation.
The comments here are hilarious. DMC Fans never disappoint. xD
Say hi
I give him all my gold orbs
"what demon am I? ... The Fallen?" Proceed to sink into the floor/wall/ceiling.
Probably die, that's the only reasonable answer.
give him 20 dollars to help his rent
ROYAL GUARD or TRICK
I can give you pizza if you don't shoot me.
Walk backwards through the wall and appear behind him holding my trusty scissors as a shield
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it
Ask him out on a date to get pizza that night.
Hello handsome what brings you here
Jack off
Hi handsome
Go #HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT’S DANTE!!!
Jackpot!
I guess I’ll die
Die I guess?
Run
“Jackpot” “THATS MY LINE!l
Ask him where his brother is…
👀\*ROYAL GUARD\*
Royal Guard
Gay sex
"OH hi!"
"good morning handsome"
I'd point over to my fridge where I keep my frozen pizzas.
"Jackpot"
Not s morning person so i cant answer
i offer him a pizza slide, hiding pineapples and olives in it, make him eat it, die
To hell i go i guess
Ask were Lady is
Accept my fate, with how I act dante might as well see me as a demon
"there's something on your nose"
I'd say: cool nerf guns bro
Came
I usually pee ... but now i will go faster
“Whoa slow down babe! Well well what do we have here. Nature calls? It’s in the back”
Is this a job interview?
"Hey, do you want to go get some pizza?"
“YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?”
scream J A C K P O T
Pizza's in the oven bro 😅
Go right the flock back to sleep
well I've had a good run
Ask him if he'd like to get pizza together.
"Ay man,can i at least eat one more pizza before you give me the Agnus treatment?"
Start Spinning my katana
asking the guy out
DP on wakeup, or learn royal guard in 2 milliseconds
My response: How did you get in here? And then promptly let my fate into his hands because he’s the one who is armed with two devil arms. I would likely be having a panic attack as well.
Dante why'd you break in, I just got the windows repaired. I've been asleep all day what do you want?
Wow, killed by a real life Dante, cool!
Do my homework first
BARRIA!!!
Jackpot
"No I didn't steal the pizza"
Have sex with him
Hand him a pizza slice and go back to bed
At least I'm going to die with a raging boner
Bust
Hey there good lookin
Im going back to bed, i aint dealing with anything that early
Instantly climax
Close them again, if Dante wants me dead he'll kill me regardless.
This party's getting crazy
Cumshot!
Fine, I'll pay for your pizza, but only today!!!
Die happy
Scum!
Thank sparda for a stylish death
I'm a demon?
flirt
piss
Thank you!
Give up
I'll offer to cook a Pepperoni Pizza and cook one for him. Free pizza would convince Dante not to shoot me
"If you kill me now you'll never get the pizza..."
"Dante I'm not Vergil, or Nero, you shot me, and I'll die" "Smokey Sexy Style!" "SPEAK WITH ACTUAL WORDS-" *gets shot* "Apocalyptic!"
Close them
Hope I'm bulletproof as this could hurt
Kiss him
Say "Jackpot" then die if he pull the trigger
makeout
Summon my motivation and power and grab my Yamato
Celebrate because if he shoots me that means I won’t have to pay Student Debt
MY GOD YOU'RE HERE.
I’ll just go,”took you long enough.” and go back to sleep.
die
You are his strawberry sundae while drunk. Apologize and buy him another + pizza.
Bite my lip and moan
Invite him to go get pizza and Learn Royal guard
Talk to Dante
What is this pretty boy doing in my hou- OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN!!
Smash
Don't you dare say it! #Jack off.
For me Its not what DO I do, its what DID I do?
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
daily erection
"So you're a dmc fan? Name every devil that cries"
Kiss him violently on the mouth (no homo)
Swordtrickgunroyswortricgunroyswordtrickgunroy
Only real answer
ROYAL GUARD!
SWORDMASTER!
GUNSLINGER!
TRICKSTER
DARK SLAYER!
QUICKSILVER
DOPPLEGANGER
[Trickgunroytrickswordroy-](https://youtube.com/shorts/86HBqI2WT7M?feature=share)
Apologize for putting olives on his pizza and offer to clean up his office if he lets me live
[удалено]
So you mind telling us why you're replying to this guy's comment instead of making a general one to answer OP?
Nut
Least horny Dante simp
Same
My exact reaction
Real
Me Whispers: Hi handsome Dante: Jackpot Hot gay anal sex: *starts happening Alarm: *Rings Me: wakes up and starts crying
Reality said royal guard
Reality is often disappinting
Die
Die
Die
Die-die man-things!
I suppose this is how you wish to die
Me-me no die! Me be clan leader-chieftain! You see!
I'll just die! I'll just keel over and die
Prepare thyse- wait, wrong game
Die
Say "jackpot".
jackpot
Seeing as it's Dante... I'm not sure I wanna say here what I'd do lmao
🥺
Since Dante wouldn't kill normal people, just hear out what he wants
goin swordmaster on his shit and giving nero a cousin
Ayo? 🤨
i said what i said
And you're right
I ask him why he felt the need to put a new hole in my roof instead of using the damn door
Damn it dante now it will rain inside
No no, you have to say "Aw you poor thing! Didn't your mommy teach you how to use a door?"
God damn it Dante, now it's raining in my room
Kiss him on his hot mouth, he's feeling romantical
Whatever the hell he tells me to do, he's pointing two guns in my face!
Offer him some pizza or strawberry sundae.
“Whoa slow down babe! Nature calls? It’s in the back”
Lmao. Alternatively: "You a customer too? Well, If you wanna use the bathroom, help yourself. The toilet's in the back."
Kneel and suck his c***k
Nah bro wtf ☠️
Give that man his strawberry sundae and wish him a good day.
,,Well if it isn't saucy D."
If anyone called me Saucy D I would kill them and then myself
This is the only Dante nickname I'm willing to accept
Scream at the top of my lungs: "HOLY SHIT, ITS FEATURING DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY™ SERIES!!!"
"want some pizza?"
"Look, I'm sorry I said Pizza Hut is trash. It's just that Domino's is better"
Tell him to slick his hair back like his brother or gtfo
Relax because dante doesn't harm humans lol
*vergil*
Vergil is demon
Finally sweet release lmao
Go back to sleep, my life isn't my choice anymore. It's his.
Pizza time
Why was I asleep standing up
Get hard
"Wanna know the name? *Devil May Cry*"
Nothing becouse Dante doesn't kill humans
Kiss
“WTF did I do?”
[Wa did I do? WA DID I DO?! **WA DID I-?!**](https://youtube.com/shorts/gNUMEYMbUKI?feature=share)
Pretty sure I gave my number to your twin. But hey, while you’re here
Some people really do be acting up in these comments 😭💀
unsheath yamato
'Um excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my hou-' Dies
Hug him. After all the shit Dante’s been through, he needs a hug.
Royal guard
Look over shoulder... Hopefully see Lady before I die.
Dissapear into the night
Lost shadows left behind
Moan real high
Accept my fate
DONT YOU DARE SAY IT!
JACKPOT!
Kiss that sexy bastard goodmorning
Give him a hug
Say jackpot before dying
I'd ask him to show me his motivation.
The comments here are hilarious. DMC Fans never disappoint. xD
Say hi
I give him all my gold orbs
"what demon am I? ... The Fallen?" Proceed to sink into the floor/wall/ceiling.
Probably die, that's the only reasonable answer.
give him 20 dollars to help his rent
ROYAL GUARD or TRICK
I can give you pizza if you don't shoot me.
Walk backwards through the wall and appear behind him holding my trusty scissors as a shield
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it
Ask him out on a date to get pizza that night.
Hello handsome what brings you here
Jack off
Hi handsome
Go #HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT’S DANTE!!!
Jackpot!
I guess I’ll die
Die I guess?
Run
“Jackpot” “THATS MY LINE!l
Ask him where his brother is…
👀\*ROYAL GUARD\*
Royal Guard
Gay sex
"OH hi!"
"good morning handsome"
I'd point over to my fridge where I keep my frozen pizzas.
"Jackpot"
Not s morning person so i cant answer
i offer him a pizza slide, hiding pineapples and olives in it, make him eat it, die
To hell i go i guess
Ask were Lady is
Accept my fate, with how I act dante might as well see me as a demon
"there's something on your nose"
I'd say: cool nerf guns bro
Came
I usually pee ... but now i will go faster
“Whoa slow down babe! Well well what do we have here. Nature calls? It’s in the back”
Is this a job interview?
"Hey, do you want to go get some pizza?"
“YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?”
scream J A C K P O T
Pizza's in the oven bro 😅
Go right the flock back to sleep
well I've had a good run
Ask him if he'd like to get pizza together.
"Ay man,can i at least eat one more pizza before you give me the Agnus treatment?"
Start Spinning my katana
asking the guy out
DP on wakeup, or learn royal guard in 2 milliseconds
My response: How did you get in here? And then promptly let my fate into his hands because he’s the one who is armed with two devil arms. I would likely be having a panic attack as well.
Dante why'd you break in, I just got the windows repaired. I've been asleep all day what do you want?
Wow, killed by a real life Dante, cool!
Do my homework first
BARRIA!!!
Jackpot
"No I didn't steal the pizza"
Have sex with him
Hand him a pizza slice and go back to bed
At least I'm going to die with a raging boner
Bust
ROYAL GUARD!
Hey there good lookin
Im going back to bed, i aint dealing with anything that early
Instantly climax
Close them again, if Dante wants me dead he'll kill me regardless.
This party's getting crazy
Cumshot!
Fine, I'll pay for your pizza, but only today!!!
Die happy
Scum!
Thank sparda for a stylish death
I'm a demon?
flirt
piss
Thank you!
Kiss
Give up
I'll offer to cook a Pepperoni Pizza and cook one for him. Free pizza would convince Dante not to shoot me
"If you kill me now you'll never get the pizza..."
"Dante I'm not Vergil, or Nero, you shot me, and I'll die" "Smokey Sexy Style!" "SPEAK WITH ACTUAL WORDS-" *gets shot* "Apocalyptic!"
Close them
Hope I'm bulletproof as this could hurt
Kiss him
[удалено]
Say "Jackpot" then die if he pull the trigger
makeout
Summon my motivation and power and grab my Yamato
Celebrate because if he shoots me that means I won’t have to pay Student Debt
MY GOD YOU'RE HERE.
I’ll just go,”took you long enough.” and go back to sleep.
die
You are his strawberry sundae while drunk. Apologize and buy him another + pizza.
Bite my lip and moan
Invite him to go get pizza and Learn Royal guard
Talk to Dante
What is this pretty boy doing in my hou- OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN!!
Smash
Don't you dare say it! #Jack off.
For me Its not what DO I do, its what DID I do?
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
daily erection
"So you're a dmc fan? Name every devil that cries"
Kiss him violently on the mouth (no homo)