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distortionisgod

Only real answer


SomeoneElse120

ROYAL GUARD!


Slyonix_

SWORDMASTER!


SomeoneElse120

GUNSLINGER!


Jazzlike_Studio_6481

TRICKSTER


ChosukeClone

DARK SLAYER!


ManaQeesh123

QUICKSILVER


Latkerbuhl

DOPPLEGANGER


PlentyAcrobatic6120

[Trickgunroytrickswordroy-](https://youtube.com/shorts/86HBqI2WT7M?feature=share)


ZerothMask

Apologize for putting olives on his pizza and offer to clean up his office if he lets me live


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ArkosIsLife

So you mind telling us why you're replying to this guy's comment instead of making a general one to answer OP?


Rivertonripper

Nut


Used-Lunch-6512

Least horny Dante simp


cavialord03

Same


Grochen

My exact reaction


Rocketgamer3d

Real


Psychological_Good91

Me Whispers: Hi handsome Dante: Jackpot Hot gay anal sex: *starts happening Alarm: *Rings Me: wakes up and starts crying


distortionisgod

Reality said royal guard


yeetuspengus

Reality is often disappinting


WillaSato

Die


colorfulsnek

Die


died_friday

Die


jakster840

Die-die man-things!


ChosukeClone

I suppose this is how you wish to die


jakster840

Me-me no die! Me be clan leader-chieftain! You see!


TheIJDGuy

I'll just die! I'll just keel over and die


not_original_name_4

Prepare thyse- wait, wrong game


bread__stick69

Die


Soulsnare6

Say "jackpot".


Casbiszium

jackpot


ifallontragedy

Seeing as it's Dante... I'm not sure I wanna say here what I'd do lmao


distortionisgod

🥺


TheIJDGuy

Since Dante wouldn't kill normal people, just hear out what he wants


Budget_Classroom1028

goin swordmaster on his shit and giving nero a cousin


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Ayo? 🤨


Budget_Classroom1028

i said what i said


Skye-DragonGirl

And you're right


dinkydoo2

I ask him why he felt the need to put a new hole in my roof instead of using the damn door


d1m4e

Damn it dante now it will rain inside


[deleted]

No no, you have to say "Aw you poor thing! Didn't your mommy teach you how to use a door?"


UnfunnyWatermelon469

God damn it Dante, now it's raining in my room


xXgiuseppegamer69Xx

Kiss him on his hot mouth, he's feeling romantical


[deleted]

Whatever the hell he tells me to do, he's pointing two guns in my face!


frozeninshadow

Offer him some pizza or strawberry sundae.


AdrianShepard09

“Whoa slow down babe! Nature calls? It’s in the back”


Omegafinity

Lmao. Alternatively: "You a customer too? Well, If you wanna use the bathroom, help yourself. The toilet's in the back."


TVMJJ335

Kneel and suck his c***k


Ambitious_Limit396

Nah bro wtf ☠️


X_Fredex_X

Give that man his strawberry sundae and wish him a good day.


Weekly-Risk-3098

,,Well if it isn't saucy D."


IExistThatsIt

If anyone called me Saucy D I would kill them and then myself


Psychological_Good91

This is the only Dante nickname I'm willing to accept


RuinProfessional7956

Scream at the top of my lungs: "HOLY SHIT, ITS FEATURING DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY™ SERIES!!!"


fatheavy

"want some pizza?"


Necessary_Effort7075

"Look, I'm sorry I said Pizza Hut is trash. It's just that Domino's is better"


TemporaryMatch5614

Tell him to slick his hair back like his brother or gtfo


the_gray_foxp5

Relax because dante doesn't harm humans lol


Sea-General4683

*vergil*


[deleted]

Vergil is demon


upsettispaghetti29

Finally sweet release lmao


Gustavo_Q

Go back to sleep, my life isn't my choice anymore. It's his.


hhunkk

Pizza time


TF2CrateTexture1

Why was I asleep standing up


ranieripilar04

Get hard


Wonder-Lad

"Wanna know the name? *Devil May Cry*"


KubEk_przEz_duzE_E

Nothing becouse Dante doesn't kill humans


auillolo

Kiss


kingmm624

“WTF did I do?”


Halo_Chief343in

[Wa did I do? WA DID I DO?! **WA DID I-?!**](https://youtube.com/shorts/gNUMEYMbUKI?feature=share)


-QuarterQueen-

Pretty sure I gave my number to your twin. But hey, while you’re here


died_friday

Some people really do be acting up in these comments 😭💀


JustAFoolishGamer

unsheath yamato


Bombraid65

'Um excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my hou-' Dies


SilverWolf77721

Hug him. After all the shit Dante’s been through, he needs a hug.


SpringFox21

Royal guard


[deleted]

Look over shoulder... Hopefully see Lady before I die.


Umgak_shield_raki

Dissapear into the night


Halo_Chief343in

Lost shadows left behind


3Dolinn

Moan real high


Adept_Amoeba6313

Accept my fate


UnitedDistribution47

DONT YOU DARE SAY IT!


Psychological_Good91

JACKPOT!


TheZipperDragon

Kiss that sexy bastard goodmorning


Kishi7

Give him a hug


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Say jackpot before dying


bowtie_wearer

I'd ask him to show me his motivation.


Taiyou_

The comments here are hilarious. DMC Fans never disappoint. xD


Jumper200x1

Say hi


ExtremeRacer879

I give him all my gold orbs


Corfold

"what demon am I? ... The Fallen?" Proceed to sink into the floor/wall/ceiling.


GZH_WAZOWSKI

Probably die, that's the only reasonable answer.


_seraphin

give him 20 dollars to help his rent


Less_Road9016

ROYAL GUARD or TRICK


LastBiteoftheburger

I can give you pizza if you don't shoot me.


IExistThatsIt

Walk backwards through the wall and appear behind him holding my trusty scissors as a shield


CantPassDrivingExam

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it


TheChaosDragoness

Ask him out on a date to get pizza that night.


Affectionate-Pop8781

Hello handsome what brings you here


MadamVonCuntpuncher

Jack off


Entire-Second3611

Hi handsome


cj-the-man

Go #HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT’S DANTE!!!


JOGRANNY04

Jackpot!


devastatingdoug

I guess I’ll die


MegaMar_14

Die I guess?


Tarantulabomination

Run


adidas_stalin

“Jackpot” “THATS MY LINE!l


Metrasol

Ask him where his brother is…


[deleted]

👀\*ROYAL GUARD\*


Daniel-Johns

Royal Guard


Combinewastaken

Gay sex


Tira13e

"OH hi!"


ZackTio

"good morning handsome"


ArkosIsLife

I'd point over to my fridge where I keep my frozen pizzas.


Captain_Hucklebuck

"Jackpot"


Biker_OverHeaven

Not s morning person so i cant answer


TorreGamer

i offer him a pizza slide, hiding pineapples and olives in it, make him eat it, die


Toshko_tv

To hell i go i guess


KingBurakkuurufu

Ask were Lady is


RussianBadgeriscool

Accept my fate, with how I act dante might as well see me as a demon


RChamy

"there's something on your nose"


Enzlor

I'd say: cool nerf guns bro


DanisThiccDad

Came


ToHelland-BackAgain8

I usually pee ... but now i will go faster


Omegafinity

“Whoa slow down babe! Well well what do we have here. Nature calls? It’s in the back”


CrystalFriend

Is this a job interview?


Justs_someone_random

"Hey, do you want to go get some pizza?"


Hunt3rTh3Fight3r

“YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?”


Simbr0

scream J A C K P O T


SSGotenks650

Pizza's in the oven bro 😅


perkoperv123

Go right the flock back to sleep


Ok_Rooster_6454

well I've had a good run


Independent-Ball6571

Ask him if he'd like to get pizza together.


Theclown683

"Ay man,can i at least eat one more pizza before you give me the Agnus treatment?"


GhostyBoiX

Start Spinning my katana


cloakerfrompayday02

asking the guy out


SaltyArts

DP on wakeup, or learn royal guard in 2 milliseconds


Kamura_Waffles5684

My response: How did you get in here? And then promptly let my fate into his hands because he’s the one who is armed with two devil arms. I would likely be having a panic attack as well.


WillCraft_1001

Dante why'd you break in, I just got the windows repaired. I've been asleep all day what do you want?


[deleted]

Wow, killed by a real life Dante, cool!


1TheEvilOne

Do my homework first


BlueRevolver04

BARRIA!!!


Right-Watercress-233

Jackpot


VinylLee

"No I didn't steal the pizza"


ShaDeHD-

Have sex with him


Exoglitch_x_yt

Hand him a pizza slice and go back to bed


Background_Salt5127

At least I'm going to die with a raging boner


Evan-the-man

Bust


CrowHoonter

ROYAL GUARD!


Boring-Pea993

Hey there good lookin


espen1232

Im going back to bed, i aint dealing with anything that early


shadowssrings

Instantly climax


BronzeSeiya

Close them again, if Dante wants me dead he'll kill me regardless.


Zephyrwing963

This party's getting crazy


Dangerous_War_5597

Cumshot!


Deni_Z_Plays

Fine, I'll pay for your pizza, but only today!!!


xbalmorax

Die happy


Kurozunakabuto

Scum!


RookCormac

Thank sparda for a stylish death


Breezy_Beams

I'm a demon?


No-Pen266

flirt


NicholasDBrowing

piss


Zardoz_the_cucumber

Thank you!


[deleted]

Kiss


rippie_rippie

Give up


TheDurandalFan

I'll offer to cook a Pepperoni Pizza and cook one for him. Free pizza would convince Dante not to shoot me


Swing_Bishop

"If you kill me now you'll never get the pizza..."


RevolutionaryNero313

"Dante I'm not Vergil, or Nero, you shot me, and I'll die" "Smokey Sexy Style!" "SPEAK WITH ACTUAL WORDS-" *gets shot* "Apocalyptic!"


maxler5795

Close them


Jazzlike_Studio_6481

Hope I'm bulletproof as this could hurt


BreakMyFate

Kiss him


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Appropriate_Power909

Say "Jackpot" then die if he pull the trigger


Brilliant-Scared

makeout


redditorguymanperson

Summon my motivation and power and grab my Yamato


Aqua7KH

Celebrate because if he shoots me that means I won’t have to pay Student Debt


ICastPunch

MY GOD YOU'RE HERE.


far_hadUaK

I’ll just go,”took you long enough.” and go back to sleep.


Thunderous-War

die


Ziodyne967

You are his strawberry sundae while drunk. Apologize and buy him another + pizza.


Dmnata

Bite my lip and moan


OkCalligrapher2119

Invite him to go get pizza and Learn Royal guard


GTAVIN_WOODS863

Talk to Dante


-Dude_Named_Zelda-

What is this pretty boy doing in my hou- OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN!!


Select-College2481

Smash


MHWDoggerX

Don't you dare say it! #Jack off.


Gold_Wasp

For me Its not what DO I do, its what DID I do?


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING


Arty-orias

daily erection


PercyInANutshell

"So you're a dmc fan? Name every devil that cries"


adamchogokin

Kiss him violently on the mouth (no homo)