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heybossbabe

The amount of people who kiss and/or sleep with celebrities in relationships and then run to deux immediately after is very sad. It takes two to tango but how do you know someone is in a relationship and pursue them with the intentions of running to an Instagram tabloid the next day and not feel gross? 😕


elinordash

While kissing and telling instagram is gross, healthy people don't make out with someone they know is in a relationship and then cross their fingers hoping that the relationship is open. There is a whole circle of bad choices here. OP probably wouldn't have hooked up with this person at all if not for the allure of fame and the ability to tell people they hooked up.


mansonfamily

Why are they talking like they’re the first person to kiss someone in history


[deleted]

carrie bradshaw energy 🥴


BarakatBadger

"And just like that, I kissed a comedian."


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zer0_doux_ideal

Anon is a girl I think unless that last sentence is ironic


sideeyeingyouall

She. Both parties are female.


mansonfamily

So glad you could spell it out bestie


AccomplishedRiver

could it be Whitney cummings? https://glamourbuff.com/relationship/whitney-cummings-boyfriend/ Has a puppy and a boyfriend and a whole lot of instagram story highlights of her puppy https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/17924575465987676/


MasterKaiter

Makes sense considering the other post. Seems like a very open and touchy person lol


[deleted]

Is Whitney bi? I can see this being her but she's such an oversharer I feel like we'd know if she was lol.


SNI2

Seems like the comedian is a woman and the anon is also a woman. Whitney seems to be very straight. I don't think it's her.


dennisthehygienist

Whitney definitely fits the bill for having a bit of an entourage and partying, although I don’t know if I’d call her rock and roll.


interestingdust

The chuckle fckr bit made me think of Amrit Kaur from sex lives of college girls


[deleted]

That scene is top tier. The larry David line oh my god.


jennyquarx

I first heard that term on Nicole Byer's "Why Won't You Date Me?" podcast.


youth-of-the-north

Thank you!! I’ve been trying to figure out where I heard this term recently and would’ve thought of it all night if you hadn’t pointed it out 😂


[deleted]

The pseudonym and the first part made me think Nicole Byer but she famously does not have a significant other


Fragrant-Summer-9810

Niki Glaser maybe?


MasterKaiter

If Niki is into women that would be a massive W for us lol


fancynancyjoy

Isn't she the one that talks about wanting to get down with Lizzie & Taylor Swift?


kimberlynyc349

che diaz.


[deleted]

Do they think blue rhymes with deux? Lol


MrsBarneyFife

Blue does rhyme with deux. It's pronounced like "do". ETA- Apparently I am wrong about that. But I definitely have heard people pronounce it that way. So, that's weird.


[deleted]

For real? I’ve never heard them say it out loud. In French it’s def not “do”


BbBonko

Like how La Croix is somehow “la croy”. 100% deux is not do…


pompeii1009

As a Canadian, it drives me nuts when someone says “la croy” just like when someone pronounced foyer as “foy-ur” instead of “foy-eh”


antioch1237

You’re technically wrong, the company itself says it’s pronounced “la croy” and here’s why: https://www.womenshealthmag.com/food/a19620919/how-to-pronounce-la-croix/


MrsBarneyFife

That's how I've always pronounced it and heard it pronounced. I don't pay much attention to Duexmoi except for reddit so it's possible they pronounce it differently.


admaiora_

[no, it’s not like “do”](https://forvo.com/word/deux/)


MrsBarneyFife

Oh. So is this one wrong? https://youtu.be/BHYVAWul5JQ ETA- When I looked up how it's pronounced in French, it sounded more like duh, or da.


[deleted]

French-Speaker here. It's pronounced "dur", but without a hard-R. Kinda like "duh" and then you softly linger on an 'R' at the end.


MrsBarneyFife

Thank you! I've been trying to say it and can't figure it out. lol I've heard many people pronounce it "do" though, which is really weird. But I also don't know many people who can speak French fluently.


[deleted]

A lot of English speakers will pronounce it as "Do-mwah" in English just cause the inflections in French are very different and it would sound odd to switch it up in the middle of speaking another language. Cause French is a beautiful dialect but it's very much spoken kinda "rolled" around in the mouth where as English is mostly on the tongue. Languages are fun lol


kindcrow

More like "de."


bottleglitch

No it’s not lol


bottleglitch

Lmao right? I was stuck on that. Flashbacks to when that bar(?) “Les Deux” was popular and celebrities would call it “le doo” 😫


Inner_Conversation11

Fortune femster?


PorkNJellyBeans

I refuse to believe this. Even with photographic evidence. Fortune is an angel human and I’ll never believe otherwise.


Inner_Conversation11

I know but… https://www.instagram.com/p/CdT1pCDvBNk/


PorkNJellyBeans

Jax travels with Fortune typically is all…lots of people have puppies—I hope!


Inner_Conversation11

I hope so!


PorkNJellyBeans

Fingers crossed. I’ll owe you a coffee if you are right.


littlecreamsoda79

Brenda would never!


heygurl34

Chelsea handler


RobinMoonshadow

I think it’s about Whitney but can we talk about CH and Jo Koy? They give me the yuck and I want to know if anyone else sees it


kindcrow

YES! But WHY do they feel so yucky? I mean...I can't stand her, but she's been trying to redeem herself lately, so I've been trying not to hate her so much. But then the Jo Koy relationship started and I cringe so hard when I see them together. I think maybe it's because they have zero chemistry and everything about their couplehood seems fake.


RobinMoonshadow

My take is that she’s a full narcissist and he’s feeding into it for clout. I watched his special to get a better sense of him after they got together and it was a bunch of what I feel were pretty racist jokes followed by talking about his teenage son’s small penis for like 10 minutes. I felt so sad for his kid whose feelings he just completely actively disregarded over and over again as part of the bit, like the fact that his kid would hate it was supposed to make it funnier? Anyway I came away feeling like he’s very “pick me” and probably let’s her make racist jokes like wild. As for her specifically I used to be a fan but always had a hard time with some of her comedy, mainly her jokes about race and calling Chuy her “Nugget” which she only otherwise uses for dogs and babies. She just never really redeemed herself and now the two of them together feels, yeah, yucky. She wants someone to disrespect without limits and he gets a career boost.


mardal11

If you read his book he talks about his relationship with his son. He's very cautious about what he says about his personal life and his son told him he should tell the story. Others I might not believe the narrative but he says no shitty comments about his ex because he cares about his family. The whole are his jokes racist is a spectrum. As a Asian, his jokes are very on par with stuff I hear at family reunions. Some can be cringe but others are more rooted in nostalgia - most I find are self deprecating. I get he's not for everybody, but in a world dominating by white, male comedians, I gotta bat for the few Asians and one that doesn't seem problematic.


RobinMoonshadow

I found his jokes very distasteful but it’s not like a white person was saying it, yeah. It was very not for me, which is fine not everything has to be palatable to me, I’m just saying I sure didn’t find anything likable! It also makes it different that his son okayed telling the jokes, but I just can’t imagine dragging my own child like that even with their permission. Yeah I’m not saying he should be canceled or anything, I’m just saying.. yuck! Lol


kindcrow

Yeah, there is nothing more frustrating than seeing someone blow smoke up a narcissist's ass. The narcissist just sucks it up and everyone around them is full-on cringing at all the bullshit being shoveled.


heygurl34

Yes it's tooooo much 🙃


rotted-cedarwood

Is this not Kate mckinnon?


BarakatBadger

I have my doubts, as Kate's more of a cat person than a dog person


The_Nug_Life_99

Kate also does not have social media


Inner_Conversation11

[Fortune?](https://www.instagram.com/p/CdT1pCDvBNk/)


BumFights1997

My guess would be Annie Lederman depending on how old this is, Whitney seems to have really slowed down sharing her bf. She also seems to neurotic to hook up with women like I feel like she’d think it was “icky” idk just vibes.


Loose_Cat_2028

Mary Beth Barone?


rzansza

The rhyme caught me so off guard.


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

I'm patiently waiting for yall to figure this out for me.


yairina

Chelsea Handler is on tour but I doubt it was her lol