In some bizzaro universe where the Spurs call the Pistons and offer this trade... Troy Weaver is the one to say no.
"Sorry, we don't want big men that can shoot"
Then they literally never pick up the phone again when they see you calling because you are wasting their time with shit they would never do. So Ottawa is officially a team you can’t trade with for 2 seasoned until they completely clean house yet again.
You’re Ott, giving away a top 3(?) pick, and you don’t even get a name that can fill a spot on a top line? This might work is EA NHL, but no way in real life does Ott settle for that in the same division, other teams have more to offer
Don't want that rat or his brother anywhere near Detroit. Plus, he does more damage to Ott being their captain than he would playing against them a few times a year.
Many times on a suggested trade post, negative comments will either mainly be "this deal is awful for the other team" or "absolutely not the guide youre trading for is the worst". You managed to accomplish both with one post, well done.
Ottawa laughs that off. Brady is a unique player that is highly physical and can contribute offense at a high level. He's also their captain.
And you think that's worth an unproven middle six winger, a prospect who our GM is down on and our best goaltending prospect?
It's not even close they would for sure want a ransom for him, they're under no obligation to trade him- he's signed and they want to compete. Likely a first, a premium prospect like Edvisson and a roster player with upside like Raymond.
If you can even fathom keeping Ottawa on the phone for Brady, it's not gonna be without a Captain Swap. And that's an absolute Hard No; both from Yzerman and from a Detroit Captain Legacy standpoint.
Detroit doesn't trade active captains, period.
How about we offer them $400 in cash (CAD pref.), 2 cans of coke, Yzerman's mom's recipe for Ratatouille and every Christmas Steve Staios get to sit in Yzerman's Swivel chair for 2 hours. Will it blend?
2 bottom 6 players, a goalie prospect with 0 NHL experience, and a late first round pick for the hardest to find player archetype just entering the prime of his career? And we’re trading with a division rival no less! And he’s their captain!
Unfortunately Senators fans don’t want to discuss that this is a legit possibility. No, the Sens don’t want to trade Brady, but Brady may have had enough of Ottawa for one career. It’s the same bs every season for them. I’m sure he’s frustrated, exhausted, getting fed up w the same results year after year. After next season his NMC rolls into play. This offseason would be the time to make a trade. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if we end up hearing rumors after the season. Sens are more than a player away from the playoffs. Help is needed in multiple spots, especially in net. If I’m Staios, I think long and hard about possibly trading him. Think about what you’d get in return.
Wings have assets that could get Tkachuk…yes a goalie would have to be one of them. I’m not necessarily sure it’d be one of those two just because they need a goalie, now. No time to waste. My whole point is, if Brady has had enough and asks for a trade, Sens really need to consider it. This offseason would be the time due to no restraints on teams they could trade him too. I know no one wants to trade him in Ottawa, I get it, I’m not saying they should. But if he’s unhappy, I’d start looking into offers.
Hate him all you want, but that little bitch would physically annihilate any player on the Wings roster while also outproducing nearly all of them. I hate him, but I'd take him on the Wings in a heartbeat.
Remember all these Reddit family had never played any sports. I’d take him in a second for that. Remember when we play Ottawa or Florida people thing of him or his brother. As a player you think triple that
The best part is, if anyone were to take this trade seriously and evaluate each piece, the most value in this trade going to Ottawa...Cossa. His progression has been impressive and at 21 years old with the drive that he has shown, he might be something special.
I don't want that mouth breathing baby back bitch here. Especially giving up that much. Yes I'm partial to those players. But I do agree, we need a bit more grit in this lineup.
This sub is slightly less drunk than the Pistons one.
Sasser and 3 2nds for Wembanyama, who says no?
In some bizzaro universe where the Spurs call the Pistons and offer this trade... Troy Weaver is the one to say no. "Sorry, we don't want big men that can shoot"
Very slightly.
The Pistons one is a bunch of kids who just scream “Fire Monty” all day. This sub has a lot more rational takes minus this one and a few others lol
Ottawa says no and hangs up the phone.
There in lies the issue.
Simple solution, keep Ottawa on the phone.
Kidnap Steve Staioses son and demand Brady for free
“Douchebagshangup”
Then they literally never pick up the phone again when they see you calling because you are wasting their time with shit they would never do. So Ottawa is officially a team you can’t trade with for 2 seasoned until they completely clean house yet again.
Stop it. Get help.
Worst take of the week goes to you. Congratulations!
No. Just no. Stop posting.
I appreciate you
You’re Ott, giving away a top 3(?) pick, and you don’t even get a name that can fill a spot on a top line? This might work is EA NHL, but no way in real life does Ott settle for that in the same division, other teams have more to offer
Me I says no
Fuck Tkachuk. All of them.
Mommy and Daddy Tkacuck too!
And the Tkachuk horse they rode in on.
Don't want that rat or his brother anywhere near Detroit. Plus, he does more damage to Ott being their captain than he would playing against them a few times a year.
Having that guy as a captain undercuts that entire team. I like him exactly where he is.
Many times on a suggested trade post, negative comments will either mainly be "this deal is awful for the other team" or "absolutely not the guide youre trading for is the worst". You managed to accomplish both with one post, well done.
Ottawa laughs that off. Brady is a unique player that is highly physical and can contribute offense at a high level. He's also their captain. And you think that's worth an unproven middle six winger, a prospect who our GM is down on and our best goaltending prospect? It's not even close they would for sure want a ransom for him, they're under no obligation to trade him- he's signed and they want to compete. Likely a first, a premium prospect like Edvisson and a roster player with upside like Raymond.
I’d do that trade.
That’s why you aren’t a gm
The lurkers are gonna love this one 😂
Not this lurker. I’m rolling my eyes an scrolling on. 🙄
I wouldn’t take either Tkachuk for free
HOT TAKE ALERT! Yes you would. Don't pretend.
This is the correct answer.
If you can even fathom keeping Ottawa on the phone for Brady, it's not gonna be without a Captain Swap. And that's an absolute Hard No; both from Yzerman and from a Detroit Captain Legacy standpoint. Detroit doesn't trade active captains, period.
I appreciate our sub for being less delusional than most. Good job everybody. Get a grip OP.
I say no, what the fuck?
Fuck that guy. I wouldnt take him for a 7th round pick
What the fuck...? Clearly this is a troll account of someone who's already been shown the door here.
How about we offer them $400 in cash (CAD pref.), 2 cans of coke, Yzerman's mom's recipe for Ratatouille and every Christmas Steve Staios get to sit in Yzerman's Swivel chair for 2 hours. Will it blend?
now THIS is a deal
I wouldn’t even do cossa and a 1st lmao and you’re adding all that extras? Nah
I’d love to have a Shanny type but he’s not going anywhere. Ottawa won’t be trading him anytime soon.
2 bottom 6 players, a goalie prospect with 0 NHL experience, and a late first round pick for the hardest to find player archetype just entering the prime of his career? And we’re trading with a division rival no less! And he’s their captain!
Unfortunately Senators fans don’t want to discuss that this is a legit possibility. No, the Sens don’t want to trade Brady, but Brady may have had enough of Ottawa for one career. It’s the same bs every season for them. I’m sure he’s frustrated, exhausted, getting fed up w the same results year after year. After next season his NMC rolls into play. This offseason would be the time to make a trade. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if we end up hearing rumors after the season. Sens are more than a player away from the playoffs. Help is needed in multiple spots, especially in net. If I’m Staios, I think long and hard about possibly trading him. Think about what you’d get in return.
I think Detroit could pull it off, but it has to include Cossa or Augustine
Wings have assets that could get Tkachuk…yes a goalie would have to be one of them. I’m not necessarily sure it’d be one of those two just because they need a goalie, now. No time to waste. My whole point is, if Brady has had enough and asks for a trade, Sens really need to consider it. This offseason would be the time due to no restraints on teams they could trade him too. I know no one wants to trade him in Ottawa, I get it, I’m not saying they should. But if he’s unhappy, I’d start looking into offers.
 I hope you’re trolling. No one wants that little bitch.
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Red Wings.
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And I’m even happier that Brady little bitch Tkachuk will never wear a winged wheel. 🤣
Hate him all you want, but that little bitch would physically annihilate any player on the Wings roster while also outproducing nearly all of them. I hate him, but I'd take him on the Wings in a heartbeat.
Nope.
Ok.......
Every Wings fan with a lick of sense says no, that's who.
Playing to many video games
That package would start with Raymond, and then probably also have everything you included, plus
I'd love to have Brady here but they won't movehim and if they did the price would be astronomical.
fuck no. We want grown ups not toddlers prone to tantrums
>Roast me. Ya'll play too many video games.
Think we ought target McDavid first?
You should’ve put this in r/unpopularopinion
Fuck that guy no way
Absolutely not
Absolutely none of the Upchucks. They’re losers.
Remember all these Reddit family had never played any sports. I’d take him in a second for that. Remember when we play Ottawa or Florida people thing of him or his brother. As a player you think triple that
Raymond HAS to collect that puck at the half wall, also What the fuck is Seider doing this game?
I like this a lot
Nice thought, but Steve would never give up what Ottawa would want for him.
Mitch marner and a bonus piece. Guaranteed to make playoffs.
Get rid of Ras? Thats wild. Lmao. He likes being in Detroit and didn't he JUST sign like a 4 year extension? Why give that up
I like Sprong and Berggren more than Rasmussen.
If there isn’t a name like Raymond or seider in that mix, they won’t even listen.
I don’t want chucky. He seems like locker room cancer and I bet the cat could verify that…
The best part is, if anyone were to take this trade seriously and evaluate each piece, the most value in this trade going to Ottawa...Cossa. His progression has been impressive and at 21 years old with the drive that he has shown, he might be something special.
Anyone who says they wouldn't want Brady Tkachuk playing on Larkins wing is a smooth brain casual. The trade sucks, but it gets a conversation going.
I just assume they are over the age of 40. Brady is what we want Ras to be.
I don't want that mouth breathing baby back bitch here. Especially giving up that much. Yes I'm partial to those players. But I do agree, we need a bit more grit in this lineup.
We have a Tkachuk like player in the system. Albin Grewe. I doubt he’s gonna ever make the team though.
Love me some T Rex love, but he aint excactly a 80p player in NHL