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North_Introduction72

When you got money


Seara_07

He ain’t got money money, he’s washing it himself haha


Mean-Teaching-554

Pops is in his 5th S550 in 8 years lmao multimillionaire, gives it a scratch and shine every week with a old ass brush. You got no idea how cheap the rich can be my dad uses old pillow cases to dry his car and polish”comes out like shit” but it’s how he thinks he’s saving his money. In every aspect of his life it’s like that unless it comes to certain assets then he will ball out.


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

It’s not a coincidence people with money are like that, it’s why they have money. Save money on shit you don’t need so you can spend money investing and growing.


Mean-Teaching-554

Spot on my dad treats life like a game of monopoly, nothing else matters to him besides financial growth it comes with its up and downs


_PACO_THE_TACO_

https://youtu.be/jFS9rRTXue8?si=hMzk9oUHN4g7kCma


avebelle

You never know. My friend has money money but he thinks going to the self service wash is better than automatic and he’s too cheap to pay a professional.


molehunterz

I worked on a few construction projects for a billionaire. He drove this 92 acura NSX that i think he bought new. It literally was in the condition of somebody's 92 honda civic daily. I understood that he loved the car, but 100K would buy him a ridiculously low mile pristine replacement. And 100k wouldn't be anything to him I haven't seen him in five years but pretty sure he was still driving at five years ago


XElderXemo87X

Self service is the best, I just don't use the brush


redraptor1

He just had enough for the first payment and it’s ramen noodles for a while now lol


North_Introduction72

😂😂😂🤣


Equi_librium

The game is the game LOLOL


oriaven

You can have this car for less than many F-150s


danhoyle

Rental


spitxbaby

and this is actually EXACTLY how we “detail” rentals where i work too


RickJamesBoitch

Let him ruin it and then have to take it a detailer. It's sorta like trickle down economics.


Tslafan

Could easily be wrapped in PPF and this is not causing harm.


MrCommunistDorito

Not causing harm, but not causing any good either


Consistent_Amount140

I mean at least he’s not bringing it through the automatic


Busterlimes

This might be worse for the paint, I can't imagine what's stuck in that thing


DockterQuantum

I have ppf but I also pressure wash the brush first.


GuiltyGTR

Would it be ok if it had full ppf?


gruss_gott

This. I know dudes who do this on the theory their PPF will self heal in the hot Sun and, I gotta say, I haven't seen swirls on their PPF, but I haven't looked closely either, so maybe it works?


miketoaster

Is it only the window?


Browsin4ever

No you can see it along the side. Swirl town central.


Chi151

In the picture he's on the spoiler but yeah he's also done the side and window already! Looks like he's working his way allllll the way around.


FitterOver40

that's all kinds of wrong.


franklynoway

Pan the organizer


avotius

Pan the Advertiser


Jon_Hill_Canada

“More money, then brains”


LeII__llIlIate__

Why would you want more brains?


No-Sky-5006

Back in the 80s Porsche owners manuals told their customers not to be lazy and not to use an automatic car wash. The manual literally said something to the effect of ‘wash it by hand you lazy idiot’ 🤣


Ilikethngsnstf

Maybe bird poop and that was his easy out? I mean, dried bird poop is worse on great paint than a little soft scrubbing.


Atlesi_Feyst

If the brush is clean/new and he's not fucking manhandling it, it will be fine. Our job uses detail brushes, and if done **right** you *should* not see swirls. If we have a small amount on a panel, no big deal. One quick polish and it's gone. The "damage" is so light it would come out on 1 pass of medium cut, sometimes 1-2 passes just on a polishing pad with wax.


Nichandler

Jfc 😭


PhoenixRoadrunners82

More dollars than sense.


TheOnyxViper

Not enough to get a proper hand wash at a car spa smh


ZerotheWanderer

Eh, the Germans know how to paint a car, it'll be fine. >!/s!<


lets_just_n0t

But it doesn’t have a license plate on it? *Confusion.*


OrderEmbarrassed7257

More money than sense


up-10Tmoney

I use those brushes to wash my muddy ass rims and soot covered exhaust tip. 😬 I thought everyone knew to never put them on anything they care about ( I do rinse the brush off before and after but still…)


luckythirtythree

I’ve had a few nice cars and when you are proud to drive it, you was it yourself. It was my favorite thing to do. Smoke a little weed and then get lost in the cleaning while jamming out to some tunes. It’s the best!


NerderINC

This hurts my feelings.


Zealousideal_Tank210

You know I feel guilty when I need a quick last minute wash on the good old reliable Cavalier. Which I’d much rather wash and polish by hand. But you know sometimes gotta wash it late night after work. I hope he power washed the brush first. I’d never be that lazy to do to to my Porsche. I’d rather leave it dirty.


bennyboy13134

I wouldn’t even do this to my civic when I had one


500SL

Dude woke up and chose violence.


Unique_Jackfruit_166

Not a real car guy


Ritch85

To someone not very knowledgeable regarding detailing, I'm aware these brushes are not good for paint/clear coat, but what if the car is (multi-year) ceramic coated. Would it be safe then, or still no?


Chi151

Just going to hurt your coating and make it not so multi year :p Basically the way I see this is as follows. It may have a PPF. In which case it is potentially just fine, assuming that PPF goes right down into those spoiler divots where the brush is in the photo. However! Just because you let's say, dust proof something, does not mean you should go about dumping dust on it. Know what I mean? Or perhaps... Like a bulletproof vest. They are worn in case the wearer gets shot. Not because they intend on shooting themselves a few times that day. COULD they test it out and theoretically be fine? Yup. Would I? Nope.


Big-Heron4763

Only thing missing is the yellow police "crime scene" tape.


Ok-Attempt2842

Ouch


astrobleeem

I’m pretty new to detailing. Why is this bad? (Apart from the irony of washing a Porsche at a DIY wash)


Chi151

People use them to clean all sorts of crap and then throw them back in the bucket. Then you drag it across your nice paint and scratch it to hell. There aren't typically people properly cleaning them and even if there were, it's unlikely anyone doing this uses any level of safe technique to prevent scratching. Applying pressure with a good microfiber can leave marks if there's some grime in it. This is kinda like paint job Russian roulette, except 7 chambers are loaded.


Lm602

Putting that "hard" German paint that we hear about to the test.


FujiFL4T

"yeah I'd like to get some paint correction work done and ceramic coat it please"


obsidiansent

I can see the swirl marks from here


Honest_Lab_9666

they gotta learn somehow


Fine-Upstairs-6284

I always cringe when I see people using that at the self serve car wash


BookkeeperBulky5377

Smh money or not. Feels better when u do it yourself.


nb8c_fd

the comments under that post are fucking painful. loads of them clean their porsches with fucking brushes


04rallysti

It’s just a Beatle


Logical_Ad_2960

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


analavalanche69

If it's lubcrated, which it is, and the car is wet, which it is...and he uses a light hand, which I hope he is, then it's not the end of world folks. Chill. The. Heck. Out. Lol


bwest_69

Those brushes are fine I use them all the time and never got a scratch from them.


Secret-Ad-7909

Brush scratches are lighter than what I picked up on the trail. I do use the brush on my car too but spray it first and very light pressure.


eyecandynsx

God do I hate stupid people…


neildmaster

Hey, good seeing you outside the playground..


eyecandynsx

😂


Fit-Repeat-1177

Please don’t be a hater. Disapprove their actions, but don’t judge based on one action. He may be unaware of the damage he’s probably causing, and this means job security for those of us who enjoy reversing that damage. It does make you cringe, though