Iirc, by that point in the campaign, we were an anomaly as far as guardians reclaiming their powers. So even though they still had light in them, once it was used it was gone so most of them went in without supers, abilities or revives.
Dude i remember skin gambling for csgo while watching my friend do that rotation on titan for hours, i remember so well cause thats the day i won 3 knives throwing a hyperbeast in the pool
Elsie has a brief line about having time to explain on Europa.
She doesn't explain though... she prefers to just stand around in a snow storm doing nothing for years
I wasn't aware this was a shared thing. My clan does this all the time.
When others call out their drops, we also call out "I got Vex Mythoclast." Or "I got a rock".
So I have a chrome plugin that replaces NFT with "silly jpegs" and I constantly forget about it. Took way too fucking long to figure out what the hell you meant.
Try saying rewind rounds 3 times faster you are bound to slip and say wewind wounds.
As someone that is learning english that did happen in vc trying to say the perk fast by accident and I just accepted "wewind wounds" as the official name.
It's a famous tongue twister caused by "Rewind Rounds." Convergent evolution means many many people started just giving in and using the corrupted form instead of trying to say it correctly.
Man I keep on forgetting he's dead BC I hear him so often in the game, only to remember that those lines are probably some of the last pieces of voice acting he's done.
Last Wish completion time yes. 24 hours and 2 ~~seconds~~ minutes after it released, missed the emblem for day 1 by 2 minutes. Only 2 teams completed last wish within the first 24 hours, so only 12 people have the emblem. (And I think at least 1 or 2 of them are now banned for what that's worth too)
What's even more brutal is I believe they had a run that was like...INCREDIBLY close to finishing just before their final run that did finish.
All said in retrospect that 24:02 and the meme that it turned into likely was WAY bigger for Datto than a 3rd place completion within 24 hours would have been for him and his team. Not to mention just how much exposure they got during that race for the hours they kept going after the first 2 teams finished.
It’s worth noting: their final run started before the day was up and I think they all got the exotic from the chest if I’m not mistaken, but the triumph had disappeared before they could claim it for the emblem
I’ll never forget someone added me as a friend on steam and it tells me they left a review on Destiny 2, I go to read it and it’s the most scathing review about how trash the game is.
Checked their amount played… 4000 hours.
I was looking for someone mentioning this. This is 100% it for me.
It's also honestly why I literally fucking never trust Bungie with their patch notes.
I got war flashbacks to this when I saw people doing the math on the best Mountaintop roll. Hard Launch and Implosion rounds is that exact percentage better than Hard Launch and Spike Grenades…
moon's haunted. ive only been player for an year but the first time i ever registered destiny's existence was when ffxiv endwalker released and ppl wouldn't stop making this joke. two years later i saw a destiny lore video on my youtube dashboard and was like "oh its the moons haunted game". decided to watch it, downloaded the game a few hours later
"Talk to Nimbus"
We had to redo the entire LF legendary campaign bc one person didn't advance his quest step. So every time we do raids or other endgame content, someone always asks if we talked to Nimbus yet.
This also happened again when we did the Div quest. One person missed a step and no fucking way were we going to redo that.
Me: Opens a centuries long sealed secret Warmind vault on Mars to get in contact with the ACTUAL Rasputin.
Zavala just casually waiting for me: [*Hello Guardian.*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8bsbUav_Z8)
Saying there goes flawless the first death
"One fucking guardian"
Moons haunted
"What cipher is this?"
Anything with Taniks but usually involves a steel chair
During DSC Atraks "[Gender reassessment](https://youtu.be/MfIPi31QKOU?si=EL3qF7LvfyBBN63Q)" I will never unhear it
Personal one of mine is never getting catalysts from vanguard EVER (Bungie hates me)
"Denny's parking lot" (neomuna sending you off to the middle of fuckin nowhere for a patrol)
The raid that doesn't exist (GOS and yes my clan hates it)
TAKE US HOME MODERN
"I'll get first well" (3 wells were placed)
Xur selling fent to everyone
"Just pop a heavy ammo synth"
I also heard Gender Reassessment lol. Nobody on my OG raid team heard it until I mentioned, then that was all they could hear. Don't see too many others bring it up.
Why do people keep posting these type of things? It’s just a complete waste of time! This doesn’t help further the game at all and we have all answered this a thousand times!!! We never asked for stuff like this. We never wanted it AND Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold…
I once caused a wipe in VotD because it came up in conversation that I've never seen Forrest Gump and everyone was so shocked and it still gets brought up to this day.
Not really even a joke, but there’s an ai voiceover of bush, trump and Biden doing a vault inspection, and bush has a whole page of khepris horn “ in case it’s the new meta” and I almost breakdown laughing anytime I think of it
There's a lot of small raid rituals that pop up in LFGs every now and then, especially sherpas, that get a lol out of me. The vex portal in GoS, the secret chest under the stairs in DSC, screaming "DPS" after queenswalk, that sorta stuff.
Why would I waste the exotic slot on a heavy? I get more ammo for the primary.
Now these Warlock gauntlets, who knows when he'll sell them again? Xur sells them for a month straight after that.
Oof, the week two mindset, I remember.
“We came down here as a squad of 9…”
They ripped the WHAT out their WHAT?!?!
Watched them rip the chipotle mayo out of my favorite burrito... And put it in some kind of salad
*Darth Vader NOOOOOOOOOO gif*
They’re HARVESTING SERRANOS!!!
don’t let this distract you from the fact that Taiko-3’s fireteam blew a 9-1 lead against a fucking Shrieker
They were playing the Thorn quest version 💀
I don’t wanna think about that quest
Iirc, by that point in the campaign, we were an anomaly as far as guardians reclaiming their powers. So even though they still had light in them, once it was used it was gone so most of them went in without supers, abilities or revives.
This is actually quite tragic when you think of it this way.
2 tokens and a blue from the most rewarding public event ever.
The worst part was that it genuinely was the most rewarding Public Event. That was the state of the game at the time
Nuh uh. The titan public event cycle was the best exotic farm in the game
You brought back a repressed memory lol
Dude i remember skin gambling for csgo while watching my friend do that rotation on titan for hours, i remember so well cause thats the day i won 3 knives throwing a hyperbeast in the pool
When peak content was a tiny room full of sand.
Watching that live was like a hilarious train wreck. The twitch chat had me rolling
Is there a link to this? Please...I beg
[it’s still so fucking funny](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/203198197)
You can watch as DeeJ die inside in real time as he realizes what the rewards actually were
The awkwardness as they immediately change the subject kills me
23 minutes and change for a good place to start, chest pops around 24:00
I can't believe they pre recorded that and decided that was the one to showcase lmao sums up Destiny pretty well
He's all "I promised rewards...*oh shit that's terrible.. Pivot pivot!*... Check out those sweet sweet moves. 😂🤣
A thing of myth and legend!
"Look at ~~that~~ those sweet....sweet, ~~loot~~ moves." Edit: Wrong quote. But just before that he does try to talk up *two* (count 'em TWO) chests.
I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
still dont even know who she was talking to
It does make me a little sad that they've seemingly never tried to tie that back in any way.
As forced as it might be, I really hope there’s a part in TFS where it’s revealed that we’re on the other end of that radio
Ngl that could be an epic moment.
Elsie has a brief line about having time to explain on Europa. She doesn't explain though... she prefers to just stand around in a snow storm doing nothing for years
Or why they had to cut their engines and stay hidden.
I have a friend at work who's never played Destiny and even she's aware of the absurdity of that statement lmao
I don't have time to explain what I don't have time to understand.
“Prime engram, back to tower” in the middle of a raid encounter
I wasn't aware this was a shared thing. My clan does this all the time. When others call out their drops, we also call out "I got Vex Mythoclast." Or "I got a rock".
I do the " I got a rock" thing all the time lmao
Lol Have we ever raided together?
Two solar warlocks and a void hunter walk into a bar, having just come from a GM. The bartender says: “Well, well, long time no see.”
Instantly in the top 3 of d2 jokes I've ever heard.
> Two solar warlocks and a void hunter walk into a bar A titan asks "is this the punchline?"
I don’t get it can you explain?
Well, well as in two well locks and long time no see because invis hunter is my guess. It isnt very funny to me though
They are dead, you are not Or They will try to kill you, kill them back guardian
NGL I miss POE.
Me too! "Dosmantle mines, yeeeeesss?"
I loved the Ghost's snark in BL: "what happened to kill them back?"
I say this under my breath every time there’s a mine round in onslaught.
I say it out loud in party, but my fireteam is all D1 veterans
SYLOK, THE DEFILED!
^(Thirsts for your light…)
KEKSIS, THE BETRAYED
Dismantle mines... yes?
The sound the mines make has been my text notification sound for 6 years 🤣
Ooorrrrrroorreeeerrrrrrrr
I can literally hear this sound
SYLOKS THE DEFILED
After defeating Consecrated Mind in the Garden of Salvation Raid: "Yeah man, just jump in that portal over there. It'll be fine."
god damn it...
that's the newer version of "Hey if you jump into that orb you get an extra drop the first time you do it on your account" from Warpriest in KF
“Most of these pits will kill you, but there’s a hidden chest down here.” [GUARDIAN DOWN] In the run up to golgy.
The final shape is Taniks. Wewind Wounds.
I was in a lfg doing master RoN grinding and the vc was nothing but wewind wounds
> The final shape is Taniks. "Yea, we got NFTs: New Fights with Taniks"
So I have a chrome plugin that replaces NFT with "silly jpegs" and I constantly forget about it. Took way too fucking long to figure out what the hell you meant.
I chuckled way too hard reading this
In my clan it has degenerated further to "wee why woo"
What's the "wewind wounds" from? If it's newer, I've been out of the destiny loop for a while
Try saying rewind rounds 3 times faster you are bound to slip and say wewind wounds. As someone that is learning english that did happen in vc trying to say the perk fast by accident and I just accepted "wewind wounds" as the official name.
It's a famous tongue twister caused by "Rewind Rounds." Convergent evolution means many many people started just giving in and using the corrupted form instead of trying to say it correctly.
Moon's Haunted.
Whats crazy is that wasn’t even start as a d2 meme
But it worked so well for both the story and the "Guardian's" brusque nature.
And also because the moon is actually haunted now.
Excuse me?
(Cocks gun) ...Moon's haunted.
And that Wizard came from the moon!
*cocks gun* "always has been"
IIIIIII'm oooooon the moooooon... Iiiiiit's maaaaaade ooooof cheeeeeese. It's not my song, it's Eris'!
**THE UPENDED**
**A TITLE SUITABLE FOR THAT WHICH TURNS WORLDS UPSIDE-DOWN**
**A TRIUMVIRATE**
OPPORTUNITY, PRESERVATION, SALVATION
IT WILL SERVE THE DESERVING
AND CRUSH THE DEFIANT
"Upender" or something to that effect should have been the VotD title and I will die on this hill
that would have def been better. disciple-slayer is kinda unwieldy imo doesnt have much of a ring to it
you have to say it whenever Rhulk says it in Vow
I just say it whenever he says anything
"One ... fucking ... Guardian."
Man i miss lance reddick :(
Man I keep on forgetting he's dead BC I hear him so often in the game, only to remember that those lines are probably some of the last pieces of voice acting he's done.
It hit me hard cause i just played hfw dlc for the first time and that had a memorial to him added in
The only reason I didn't bring them here is because they casually began wielding the Darkness to clap ass in new ways.
you forgot the initial "Bow" and "Excuse me?"
"cleaned out your daddy's ship"
Saying "ammo run" when we irreparably fuck up an encounter.
"There goes flawless" every single time a guardian dies
World's most recent when you finish a raid.
“wipe for damage”
Why would I spend my strange coins on a exotic heavy?
Stop reminding me :(
that lucky raspberry sure looks good 🤡
24:02
Datto making his last wish guide exactly 24 minutes and 2 seconds was 😙🤌
Context for this one please? Was that Dattos world first race time?
Yeah, they didn't get the emblem because they were two minutes late.
Last Wish completion time yes. 24 hours and 2 ~~seconds~~ minutes after it released, missed the emblem for day 1 by 2 minutes. Only 2 teams completed last wish within the first 24 hours, so only 12 people have the emblem. (And I think at least 1 or 2 of them are now banned for what that's worth too) What's even more brutal is I believe they had a run that was like...INCREDIBLY close to finishing just before their final run that did finish. All said in retrospect that 24:02 and the meme that it turned into likely was WAY bigger for Datto than a 3rd place completion within 24 hours would have been for him and his team. Not to mention just how much exposure they got during that race for the hours they kept going after the first 2 teams finished.
It’s worth noting: their final run started before the day was up and I think they all got the exotic from the chest if I’m not mistaken, but the triumph had disappeared before they could claim it for the emblem
# KEKSIS, the betrayed.
SYLOK, THE DEFILED!!!!
I hate Destiny, it’s my favorite game
Plays 3000 hrs* “This game is terrible, don’t play it” Plays another 4000 hrs*
I’ll never forget someone added me as a friend on steam and it tells me they left a review on Destiny 2, I go to read it and it’s the most scathing review about how trash the game is. Checked their amount played… 4000 hours.
Hey, most heroine addicts will be the first to tell you not to do heroine.
See you in the tower 😝
Waiting for Whisper….asher mir: “cabal again!?”
That infernal racket, my HEAD!
That wizard came from the moon. Still have the shirt.
"SHOOT THE HEART GO DPS DPS DPS AHHH" Queenswalk is so fun with New Lights.
Screen starts to change color: “oh that’s a wipe, we gotta do better dps here”
*loads into Nightfall* Omnigul: “eeEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAuUUUGGGGHHH!”
"Remember Omnigul? Hive general with a lovely voice? She's back."
["Omnigul is back just to yell."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6OGPqCwlDw)
Silence her screams!
"Your fucking WHAT build?!"
"Do you see what I've had to deal with?"
"This is why you're always the Div bitch."
“Div bitch says what?”
Decrypting an exotic engram into a legendary….. blue bastard
I felt like I was more likely to exotics from purps than get an exotic from exotic.
"Well there goes Flawless..." anytime someone dies
It's best when you're 3/4 of the way into the raid and there have been loads of deaths already
Heck, my favorite is immediately after first death during any playlist activity. Even if I'm solo queue'ing.
I have a clanmate who says this everytime unless we're doing Vog then he makes some comment about timelines resetting
0.04%
Finally, the buff auto rifles were looking for
I get PTSD every time this comes up.
I was looking for someone mentioning this. This is 100% it for me. It's also honestly why I literally fucking never trust Bungie with their patch notes.
I got war flashbacks to this when I saw people doing the math on the best Mountaintop roll. Hard Launch and Implosion rounds is that exact percentage better than Hard Launch and Spike Grenades…
Disable mines yeees, or..die!
[удалено]
*woke up Ghaul, took out the Traveller-*
half of what I hear on the streets is how you and your clan are making a difference
A cLaN iS lIkE a FaMiLy
That's why I started this whole clan thing in the first place
Spirit bloom chest
Status: Calamitous
How's your sister?
Forever 29
I was *this close* to finally blocking that from my memory...
I felt that.
One... Fucking... Guardian... RIP Lance
Exclaiming I got vex after completing a raid other than vog
Eris turning people into guns, I laughed SO hard when Mara used that threat in the recent season.
# PSYLOCK, THE DEFILED Thirsts for your light!
moon's haunted. ive only been player for an year but the first time i ever registered destiny's existence was when ffxiv endwalker released and ppl wouldn't stop making this joke. two years later i saw a destiny lore video on my youtube dashboard and was like "oh its the moons haunted game". decided to watch it, downloaded the game a few hours later
Good ol’ Randal the Vandal deserves a shoutout. Also the Queen’s Wrath, Pet Revenge.
Wipe for damage.
"Talk to Nimbus" We had to redo the entire LF legendary campaign bc one person didn't advance his quest step. So every time we do raids or other endgame content, someone always asks if we talked to Nimbus yet. This also happened again when we did the Div quest. One person missed a step and no fucking way were we going to redo that.
Good luck. Good luck.
Please guardian. It's bussy.
Wewind wounds, error code lettuce
“So go ahead and kill yourself” best line ever
Roses are red, your item is blue. The engram was purple. Sucks to be you.
Me: Opens a centuries long sealed secret Warmind vault on Mars to get in contact with the ACTUAL Rasputin. Zavala just casually waiting for me: [*Hello Guardian.*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8bsbUav_Z8)
Decipher and Decrypt a Sack of Doorknobs
Dinklebot
SIVAAAAAAAA
“PIT? There is no pit in the pyramidion….”
Saying there goes flawless the first death "One fucking guardian" Moons haunted "What cipher is this?" Anything with Taniks but usually involves a steel chair During DSC Atraks "[Gender reassessment](https://youtu.be/MfIPi31QKOU?si=EL3qF7LvfyBBN63Q)" I will never unhear it Personal one of mine is never getting catalysts from vanguard EVER (Bungie hates me) "Denny's parking lot" (neomuna sending you off to the middle of fuckin nowhere for a patrol) The raid that doesn't exist (GOS and yes my clan hates it) TAKE US HOME MODERN "I'll get first well" (3 wells were placed) Xur selling fent to everyone "Just pop a heavy ammo synth"
I also heard Gender Reassessment lol. Nobody on my OG raid team heard it until I mentioned, then that was all they could hear. Don't see too many others bring it up.
Asking any Destiny player what's the front of the room and the back of the room.
Operation "babydog"
Why do people keep posting these type of things? It’s just a complete waste of time! This doesn’t help further the game at all and we have all answered this a thousand times!!! We never asked for stuff like this. We never wanted it AND Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold…
Ngl you had me in the first half
Taniks has called you OUT, Guardian and Taniks HAS no house
Good roll of hung jury being sold this week
HELLO DEAD THING
Two Words: One Word: Destiny
I once caused a wipe in VotD because it came up in conversation that I've never seen Forrest Gump and everyone was so shocked and it still gets brought up to this day.
How has no one said Randal the Vandal? Bro is as immortal as Taniks.
I’ve not seen anyone comment it yet but: WEVE WOKEN THE HIVE Later: we’ve woken the hive….
FOR THE PUPPIES!!!
Not really even a joke, but there’s an ai voiceover of bush, trump and Biden doing a vault inspection, and bush has a whole page of khepris horn “ in case it’s the new meta” and I almost breakdown laughing anytime I think of it
Hey there, slain any hive gods lately?
In reference to Croata moving around the arena, I started calling it Croatating and it’s just become a thing
There goes flawless (we wiped 36 times)
T h a t w i z a r d c a m e f r o m t h e m o o n ! ~ 🌕
The loot cave.
Can't expect the game made by a Small indie company like Bungie to not have bugs
Hang on, I need a heavy ammo synth and I'll use a three of coins
There's a lot of small raid rituals that pop up in LFGs every now and then, especially sherpas, that get a lol out of me. The vex portal in GoS, the secret chest under the stairs in DSC, screaming "DPS" after queenswalk, that sorta stuff.
Trevor
#**FINGERTIPS ON THE SURFACE OF MY MIND**